So TBS started their Christmas Story 24 hr marathon.
If you dont have a TV you can stream it here for the next 24 hours.
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>>64062506
Honestly one of my favorite traditions. On any other day of the year its a 6/10 movie at best, but on Christmas, it's perfect.
>>64062573
Why would you watch it outside of christmas?
>>64062643
>not needing to feel that Christmas cheer in the sweltering heat of summer to delay suicide for another few months
>>64062692
Yeah, okay that makes sense.
Every been triple dog dared so hard firemen had to rescue you?
>>64062506
I really am starting to hate constant reminiscing as if a broken machine that can no longer allow or produce anything new.
Let's look to the past because it is gone, and so much better than the present where we can't joke anymore without offending someone whose is only pretending to be offended because they hate their boring life.
This movie really is shit.
>>64063066
True, but its fun to watch.
>>64063037
This.
I'm ready for new holiday traditions.
>>64063037
I actually saw two houses with this lamp in the front window today
>>64063151
>faggot under-25ers want some shit like bad santa blasted on repeat all day because "christmas sucks senpai"
Face it, there hasn't been a better family Christmas movie in the the 32 years since Ralphie first put on the bunny suit.
>the look on his dad's face as he's opening up the red rider BB gun
God damn I wasn't expecting these feels
>>64063037
>>64063151
Theres nothing wrong with having traditions, but I see where youre coming from. I personally like watching A Christmas Story every year.
I do not have TBS because I got stupid peachtree tv instead.
I fucking hate this stupid shit, I just wanna watch Seinfeld and they put this stupid fucking thing that people pretend to care about on for an entire fucking day
>>64063315
You can watch it in the InstaSync link. Its just me and friend right now.
>>64063243
>dad gifted me his fathers shotgun last year
The feels are reals man.
>>64063243
>mfw my wife's son opens his BB gun from me tomorrow.
>the f---- word
SONS OF BITCHES
>ralphs Mom
fucking hell she is gorgeous
what the fuck happened to women? god i want to go back to pre ww2 america...
>>64063459
>tfw your kids like the bull's presents better than yours.
>>64063459
>my wife's son
jesus fuck
>>64063459
>mfw your son shoots his eye out
Did anyone else get freaked out by the flagpole scene as a kid?
Would you rather have a Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle or a girlfriend?
>>64064370
The rifle obviously
>>64063459
>wife's son
They will never love you like they love Jamal.
>>64064370
>girlfriend
Were my new matching PJs a girlfriend
Reminder that Darren Mcgavin was fucking GOAT as Kolchak the night stalker
>>64063037
>>64063151
Don't worry, it'll come soon enough.
>>64062506
Aww yeah
>>64062506
I added
Rudolph The Rednose Reindeer
Frosty The Snowman
MST3K: Santa vs The Martians
Year without Santa
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Charlie Brown Christmas
fedoracore
epic,
simply epic
>>64065766
I got cucked
>>64063226
You're forgetting the Arnold Schawrzenegger Holiday Classic "Jingle all the Way".
>>64062506
tbs or tnt airs that shit every christmas. it kind of annoys me because i hate the christmas story. They should air the it's a wonderful life over and over again
Who here /oldman/
>>64065150
You need Mr. Beans Christmas special.
>>64066176
>Mr. Beans Christmas special
Added
>tnt is doing the same
>cmt is airing Christmas Story 2 instead
>>64066227
They made a second one?
>>64066070
Whores.
>>64066236
They made two sequels
>>64066276
technically, there's only one sequel to that film. People forget that A Christmas Story was actually based on short stories. Some other stories written by the same author as A Christmas Story were adapted. A Christmas Story 2 has nothing to do with the original author.
>>64066359
I swore there was 2 sequels.
One was a holiday movie and the other was set during the summer. None of the actors were in them, but the characters were.
Hello, Reddit
>>64066070
I hate Kpop so much but god damn I wanna rail the bulk of these girls
>>64066410
There were, but technically, they weren't meant as sequels to one another. They were just different adaptions that involved the same characters.
>>64066558
Oh, I gotcha. I just looked it all up.
>>64064098
I did. Stopped watching it then and there as a 7 year old. I waited until I was around 10 to finish it.
The Santa Clause 3 is on now on ABC Family
Aw man who else here hyped for Alvin and the chipmunks: road chip? It was so HILARIOUS when they sang up town funk but with a higher pitch and that one guy yelled Alvin
>>64067136
good times
>>64067103
santa clause 1>>>>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3
>Lets have a Patrick Swayze Christmas
>>64062506
TBS used to be goat. They used to play Coming to america and trading places back to back to back.
>>64062546
they're watching something else
>>64067540
I added a few more movies. >>64065150
>>64064098
I got scared at all the conflict in that house
When his dad yells at the furnace
When ralfie breaks his glasses
When ralfie says fuck while they're changing the tire
When ralfies eye gets impaled with the icicle
When the bullies corner them
Yeah that movie scared the shit out of me
Okay fuck these word captchas that say you're wrong when you're not
>>64066429
Byeee reddit
hook is a christmas movie right?
