Think of a movie, any movie.
Got it?over-criticize and over-analyze it like SW: TFA
>>64059460
Is that Kimberly Kane?
>Strong woman
>Gay Minority character shoved in
>"Negative I'm a meat Popsicle" meme line
>All those plot holes
>>64059555
No, it's Special Agent Dana Scully.
>>64059622
No, I'm pretty sure that Kimberly Kane. I just saw her in Ass Blasters 7..
>>64059569
Like how the fuck did that giant dark ancient force make a phonecall to Zorg? That makes no fucking sense and what did that force promised to Zorg? Money? How could Zorg possibly profit from helping that thing?
Is Luc Besson retarded or what?
>>64059717
The darkness "gobbled up the communication satellites" as if that's how it fucking works. Maybe the darkness should have gobbled up some writers.
>star tourist is mad that people are starting to realize his beloved movie is actually trash
loving every laugh 2bh
>>64059699
Literally Reddit: The Post
>>64059699
>>64059555
>trip-dubs
Yes that is her
Travis should have gone to jail, it makes no sense that they make him out to be a hero in the newspapers. And why the hell does he keep driving a taxi didn't he want to get away from that shit? And what was the point on helping that slut?
If he wanted to get the girl why did he take her to a porn theater what the fuck? I swear that fucking movie doesn't make any sense does Scorcese know anything about how humans work?
>>64059460
>Think of ____, any ____.Got it?
Go back to /co/ faggot
>>64059937
>Go back to X
Are your feelings hurt?
>>64059978
No way, is Dicaprio wrestling now?
>>64059885
Scorcese was just trying to remove the stigma from prostitution because secretly Gakwer Media paid him $500,000.
There's no fucking way a LION subsisted entirely on worms. If Disney knew anything, Zimba would have eating that annoying boar and that stupid rat as soon as he saw them.
And why did the hyenas work for Scaar, what was their motivation? Those characters are never fully developed and it feels like they're just there to move the plot along.
Fucking Disney man, how much of a pleb do you have to be to enjoy the Lion King
>>64060267
Not to mention Mufasa was the king of pride rock and all that shit yet the stampede ran him over with ZERO repercussions.
>>64060267
The hyenas got most of the food instead of scavanging it.
>>64060468
>We never see them eating
More offscreen shit? Really JJ!
>It's a Wonderful Life:
>George Baily is supposed to be an every man that the audience can relate to but is actually a hyper involved community member.
>Soft focus lenses on Donna Reed is not effective at making her look 18
>Hero is shown giving sub-prime mortgages, using private funds to balance losses, receiving insider trading information, covers up gross malpractice.
>Mary is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope. She has no self interest, her world revolves around George
>Fran Capra once again inappropriately uses Auld Lang Syne to spoon feed emotion to the audience
0/10 literally the worst movie ever made.
>>64059622
More like Special Agent Anal Gulley
>>64059460
>over-criticize and over-analyze it like SW: TFA
I can't because The Narrator doesn't suddenly beat the shit out of Tyler just because the plot requires him to
>>64060879
You forgot the part where the bad guy literally did nothing wrong.
>>64060966
No, the plot requires him to get his ass kicked.
>>64061017
He stole the money asshole.
>>64061017
Oh yeah. He literally did not.
>>64061112
Not returning lost property isn't the same as steeling.
The bad guy was literally offering people a deal they were in no way obligated to take.
