ITT: "Fuck you I liked it"
>>64049593
Reddit: The Movie
>>64049603
how is it reddit?
>>64049689
God I love her so much after watching Jurassic world
desu senpai
>>64049930
go watch dogville
>>64049623
>quip based MCU inflected dialogue
>reddit sensibility cinematography
>set pieces confrom to the idea of "excitement" held by reddit types
>Reddit sensibility soundtrack
>pre-packaged "event" movie that impressionable drones (reddit types) are dumb enough to praise because the industry tells them to be excited
>reddit director who has already made multiple reddit favorites.
>>64050019
At this point I'm pretty sure this site is more obsessed with reddit than fucking reddit
>>64050066
Was shit, but I'm sad that ASM 3's never gonna happen, there were elements that I would have liked to see more of, like Dane's green goblin
>>64049623
Lol hey reddit Mary sue, how are "u"?
>>64049689
The Village is great up until the ending.
![71ijbCInWLL._SL1133_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EDduuDi.jpg "71ijbCInWLL._SL1133_[1].jpg")
the new one too
>>64050325
>Lol
Kill yourself.
>>64050019
>reddit director
Kill leself, y tu mama tambiém is great
Are we hating on based Cuaron now? :-DDD
Looper
Mr. Nobody
Guardians of the Galaxy
Man from UNCLE
>>64049623
Don't respond. That's what he wants you dip.
ignore all "le reddit" meme posts or they will never. stop.
>>64050066
it was garbage you are so wrong
>>64050409
It is one of the reddit favorites I was referring to.
>>64050232
I THINK we all liked it for that one reason
>>64050470
You'd know, right redditor?
>>64050438
>Looper
Classic
![Indiana-Jones-And-The-Kingdom-Of-The-Crystal-Skull-DVD-Cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VOS2WVJ.jpg "Indiana-Jones-And-The-Kingdom-Of-The-Crystal-Skull-DVD-Cover[1].jpg")
I just don't get how this was so loathed while TFA is so praised, it feels like a classic indy movie unlike the star wars prequels
>>64050488
>knowing your enemy is bad
If I didn't keep up to date with the reddit sensibilities then reddit could be invading my media consumption without me knowing.
>>64050527
>internet enemy
Suicide yourself desu
>>64050572
If you don't have enemies then your head is in the sand. The internet is merely the most relevant threater of war of the day.
>>64050640
Might as well go ahead and post the "keyboard is my weapon..." pasta
>>64050640
I need a fedora.jpg for posts like this
signs
>>64050640
b8 or not, thanks for the laugh
>>64049689
Dinno. Solid flic.
>>64050502
>it feels like the other movies
First of all, no, Crystal Skull feels nothing like classic Indy. Fucking aliens? Come on now. I get it, it's the 50's and that was big then, but aliens don't belong in Indiana Jones. Not to mention Harrison Ford being in full "I don't give a shit, I'm just here for the paycheck" mode. Second, I don't get how this is supposed to be praise for a movie. By saying it "feels like" the other movies that means it's not like the other movies. It's like throwing a turd between two pieces of bread and saying that it feels like a sandwich.
>>64050688
The keyboard is the most effective weapon of 2015. You can use a gun to kill a few dozen people at best. But with a meme you can erradicate an entire race without even breaking a sweat.
people on /tv/ still don't understand this film
>>64050019
>this movie is reddit
>why
>because it's parts are reddit
What a non-argument.
>>64050819
>ancient aliens cannot belong but voodoo magic and religious ghosts can
>>64050884
If you concede that it's parts are reddit then how the fuck is the movie itself not reddit you retarded piece of shit?
>>64050531
This.
>>64050232
This too
Also, Space Jam
>>64050861
the movie might have good symbolism and set design but it's boring af senpai.
>>64050938
It still doesn't explain anything at all.
![Enter-the-void-poster[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0Aby4Yk.png "Enter-the-void-poster[1].png")
it was cool as shit
>>64050967
It explains that it's reddit you retarded redditor.
>>64050903
Thugees and the Holy Grail were both things that actually existed. Ancient crystal skull aliens in the middle of South America do not. See the difference?
>>64051063
You sure showed me!
>>64050940
Who doesn't like Space Jam? Are you fucking stupid or something?
My favorite movie. INB4 WHY HE WHITE?
>>64050967
If you belonged on this board you'd just know on a gut level.
>>64051167
only redditors think Tom Cruise was meant to be the last samurai
>>64051030
People didn't like this?
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Made me cry.
>>64049593
I like how we all dislike this piece of shit so much that another classic /tv/ poster is doubling up and using it for a fuck you I liked it thread. if it's shitposting it's very meta and self-aware, if it's real he at least knows where he is.
oh, and it's a fucking insufferable nightmare. 97%. more like 97% of my time i want back
>>64050232
agreed, very flawed but i liked it. I'd kill for a non-lindelof involved version
>>64050438
i like you
>>64050502
no
>>64050531
maybe, kinda
>>64050573
love/hate, again, thanks lindelof
>>64050842
yea it was clunky and stupid but it was fun
>>64050357
the new one was meh but the first one was kind of interesting and pitch black was ok in its own weird way
5 for me
Sucker Punch
Red Planet
The One
War
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
happy holidays guys, hope you're comfy
>>64051169
this, here's a protip: if you're unsure on what exactly "reddit" means watch The Martian, it embodies literally reddit
>>64051241
>autistic blog
>>>/trash/
>>64051206
people didn't like this
>>64051300
why desu? It's Noe's best imo
>>64049593
>>64050438
>looper
go fuck yourself. that ending made me so fucking mad, I wanted to drive to hollywood and baby powder bitch slap anyone that had a hand in its creation.
>this kid dangerous as fuck, i'm gonna kill him
>wait.. no.. maybe THIS is the reason he grew up to be such a violent dickhead
>no, fuck that.. I don't want to risk it
>lol, suicide
shitty ass movie
>>64051329
>bbq human remains
>outside
>movie event writes that shit on the screen to let you know it really happened
I'd like to call bullshit, but then I remember it took place in florida. what a fucking shithole of a state. I weep for any anons living in that dump.
>>64051361
Old Joe did nothing wrong
>>64051284
>again, used as a catch-all term to tell how a movie cannot by any means be enjoyed by /tv/
What a shithole.
>>64051329
bad Coen brothers movie, decent Michael Bay flick
>>64050594
I liked it, people are probably expecting some M. Night Shyamalan twists from this movie and got disappointed.
>>64051284
The Martian, Children Of Men, Gravity. All reddit essentials.
>>64050019
Name one MCUesque quip from Gravity.
>>64051482
twist was obvious, but good enough to keep the rest of the film interesting.
>>64051460
You'll learn someday
>>64051497
Gravity not so much, but add Interstellar, Fury road and Ex machina, from recent releases
>>64051545
George Clooney's story is one long contiunous quip over multiple scenes. The dancing astronaut and whatever he says during that sequence.
There's 2.
>>64051639
>one long contiunous quip
I don't think you know how a quip works.
>>64051806
If it has the memey Reddit capeshit tone then it doesn't matter how long it goes on for. It's redditesque.
>>64051806
He's talking about the character's personality
>>64051881
>If it has the memey Reddit capeshit tone
Well then I guess you can rest assured because Gravity has none of that. There were very few light hearted moments and the few it had never were DANCE OFF BRO level.
>>64051944
Every line Clooney has is reddit.
>the few it had never were DANCE OFF BRO level.
That's like saying the paris attacks weren't true terrorism because they were no 9/11
>>64051361
Isn't that movie's director attached to Episode VIII?
>ctrl+f 'reddit'
>32 matches
fuck off you boring nobgobblers.
It was actually good, fuck all ya'lls
>>64052036
>complaining about a character with less than 5 mins of screen time
>>64050031
This
The ending was shit, though.
SW prequels.all of them
>>64051337
My nig
>>64049593
Sanda's feet were pretty mesmerizing
Sucker Punch
>>64051241
>Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
I also enjoy this movie
I don't give a fuck, this movie is incredible.
