LOL
At this point I consider a film flopping in China as a badge of honor. The Chinks have the worst taste in movies on Earth. Remember that even AMERICA has gotten sick of Michael Bay's Transformers, but the Chinks still gobble it up like candy.
>>64030278
at least China aren't cucks
you won't see Straight Outta Compton on the top charts
>>64030427
Straight Outta Compton was still more enjoyable than "Shitty CGI and Filming In China to Pander to Chinks" directed by Michael Bay
>no surprise, no interested
what did he mean by this?
>>64030221
OHWA YES WE HONOLABLE CHINESE HAVE VELY GOOD TASTE IN CINEMA VELY MUCH HONOL AND LESPECT FOL MICHAER BAY WE BUIRD HIM TERRA COTTA ALMY AND GIANT WARR TO KEEP OUT SUPELIOL CINEMA BECAUSE IT HAVE PESKY NEGLOES IN IT OH YES A CHINGY CHING CHONG CHING WE NO SOLLY FOL LUINING CINEMA CHING CHONG CHANG PEE PEE IN COKE OHWAAAAAAAAAA
avatar only made $204m in china. it will beat that.
>>64030539
>>64030466
I'm sure you watched it gleefully with your wife's son
>>64030278
They just like anything that they're in. I think Trans4mers was in China at some point.
>>64030221
>Tom says
>>64030221
that's not even a bad thing
Chinks and international markets in general are known for being the biggest plebs ever
2012 is one of the highest grossing movies in China
Insect people.
>ITT: Starcucks who are mad that chinks prefer to eat different kind of shit.
>MFW STAR KEKS WILL NEVER EVER TOP AVATAR
>>64031268
Nah it's the nips that eat shit-flavored curry, chinks prefer fetuses.
>>64030221
tfw I'll never live in the most patrician country.
>>64030221
>Tom the China man
Fucking hell hahahahaha.
>>64031318
Japanese curry > Indian laxatives
LUCASBROS REJOICE
REDDITORS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64031345
>patrician country
>the only foreign movies they're allowed to watch are dogshit American blockbusters
>>64030221
I'm enjoying the astronomic amounts of butthurt in /tv/ for the last few days.
Among the predictions that went wrong:
>SW will get low ratings
>Sw will be worst than prequels
>Manbaby youtube reviewers will hate it
>Boyega will interracial breeding grounds
>SJW will ruin the movie
And of course, the rest of the world will hate it.
Mmm. Delicious salty tears of deluded manchildren makes my dick hard. How does it feel to be totally wrong, defeated and betrayed?
>>64030778
Actually, isn't that not true? Didn't China fucking hate the China-only bits of Iron Man 3?
>watching The Martian
>protagonist is in danger
>suddenly Chinese people appear out of fucking nowhere
>Chinese people saves the protagonist
>China saves the day
>Everybody loves China
>mfw
The autism is strong in your family. You father had it. You sister has it. You have it too
>>64032250
Wasn't it based off a book?
>>64032250
i thought the martian was one of the movies where they add extra chinese cast members and scenes for the chinese release to make it more popular in (wait for it...) china
>>64030221
>Tom
>I live in china
> random chink rambles against the movie on the internet
> HURR IT WILL FLOP IN WHOLE CHINA, TOM TOLD US SO
Wow.
>>64032697
Yes. In the book the chinese are preparing a rocket for a satellite and then offer it to nasa in exchange for several things like a chinese astronaut on the ares 4 crew. Their mision control is dated, based on older nasa designs.
>asians love star wars
>it will make tons in china
wapanese faggots need to end thyself
> they believed Avatar was about them
so much gullible chinks, they also bought $800 bitcoins
>>64030221
that's moon runes for glib facsimile
>>64030221
>Tom
Literally who.
>>64032916
>Only Japan cares
Holy shit that China graph.
>>64030221
>Avatar was successful in China because it modeled some environments off a Chinese Resort
>Chinese people eat that shit up
I have never been embarrassed to be Chinese, but this brings me pretty close to that point.
>>64034251
reported to the secret police
HARO
I AM ASIAN PERSON
I SEE PEOPLE EXCITE FOR NEW STAR WAR
I NOT
I GO SEE NEW STAR WAR ANYWAY
MAYBE I NOT CORRECT
I NOT RIKE
I TELL FAMRY AND TELL FREINDS
NO GOOD STAR WAR
NO ASIAN CHARACTER
>>64034138
Yeah I dont get that at all
It was obviously about native americans
>>64030598
And that was in 2009 before the recent growth of the BO in China, the gross would be $450m - $500m in 2015. The sequel will pull in insane numbers in 2 years.
>>64034251
>make episode VIII about space Chinese
>gross 5 billion
>>64034238
star wars flopped in japan
some yokai watch movie beat it
>>64032898
>>64032250
How does a satellite rocket make it to mars? I don't get it
If NASA wasn't so disgustingly incompetent, they wouldn't have wasted all this money, so they aren't continually months away from another launch.
Would have saved the crew on that shuttle that burnt up, if they were able to send up a resupply.
At least commercial space exploration/development is taking off.
>Chinese thought Avatar was about them
kek
Guess which alien race is showing up again in Ep 8 for Chinabucks?
>>64032250
>reading Terra Formars
>Annex 1 is in danger
>suddenly Chinese betray everyone like the fucking shit that they are
>everybody hates China
>mfw
>>64034318
Avatar got so much money because It was an impressive movie
Avatar 2 will not be a box office hit like Avatar was
No one gives a shit about Camerons Dances with Wolves: In space story, unless It's as mind blowing as Avatar was, and It won't, It won't be note worthy at the box iffce
>>64030221
even chinks are smarter than some of you fuckheads who think tfa is good shit
>>64034405
For comparison, Jurassic World made $6.7 million in it's Japanese opening
>>64034645
Wait what? That chart must be inacurrate people are telling me Yokai Waych BEAT Star Wars or was it just last weekend?
>>64034645
>Playing in literally double the number of theaters
>Make 20% more
Pathetic.
>>64034689
It's people grasping at straws by arguing It made less money because It made less per cinema
>>64034645
>5. NEET: The movie
>>64034522
This guy made Terminator 2 and Aliens, I think it is possible for his to create a great sequel.
>>64030711
Not him, but I thoroughly enjoyed Straight outta Compton. The only downside was that my wife and her friend Jamal made me sit on the other side of the theatre from them, but that's ok because I'm a feminist.
>>64034645
>Living with my Mother
>studio: Sonichu
>>64034819
Were you at least sitting with your wife's son?
>>64034689
Unlike the rest of the world the Japanese measure by tickets , and Yo-Kai did better than TFA on that part.
Also both Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith had better opening weekends than TFA, with $13,5m and $19m respectively. Kek.
Disney should have cast an Asian guy as co-star instead of Dindu Nuffin.
Asians like Star Wars and they like sci-fi and he Asian market is huge, while Black aren't into either and Africa is irrelevant.
Casting a Black guy (particularly an ugly one) got Disney nothing and cost them $X.
>Chinese like Fast and Furious this much
Confirmed for good taste. Reading the words in the OP made me feel like I finally found someone else who understands my love for this series.
>>64034251
>I have never been embarrassed to be Chinese
>not being continuously embarrassed to be Chinese
you're India Lite as far as animalistic degeneracy goes
>>64035042
>Also both Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith had better opening weekends than TFA, with $13,5m and $19m respectively. Kek.
Japan confirmed for patrician taste.
America confirmed for reddit
>>64030221
>Hollywood blockbusters starting to decline
>Absolute garbage like Michael Bay films aren't cutting it anymore
>Suddenly: China
Thanks you chink cunts.
Jesus christ, you have the worst fucking taste on planet earth.
>>64035073
If Asians don't like blacks why are the Fast and Furious movies so successful?
>>64034405
Yokai is like Pokemon, a big hit
My Chinese roommate tried to explain Chinese cinema mentality to me.
>Don't like talking
>Do like shit go boom
>Do like no quiet
>Do like much go fast
>Don't like ugly people
>Do like beautiful people, especially white people
They have the worst fucking taste in everything.
You should try watching some of their films that are hits there but don't travel. Goddamn, they're made for adults, but they make Pixar look sophisticated and challenging. Literally sub-Adam Sandler tier humor and CG action scenes that would make Robert Rodriguez vomit.
>>64035073
I was thinking about this earlier.
>Finn apparently TREN FROM CHILD to be a Stormtrooper
>Yet in sharp contrast to all the other troopers, including T0N-F4, he's a whiny, useless, cowardly fuckup who can barely hold his own in a fight
Wouldn't it have been a thousand times better if he'd been portrayed as basically the T-800 from Terminator 2? i.e. ruthlessly efficient and damn near robotic in his interactions with other humans, constantly having to be restrained from straight-up killing/maiming people, slowly gaining a greater appreciation for human life (above and beyond the civilian massacre that made him question his loyalty to the First Order) and becoming a little more human and emotive as he spent more time with Han, Chewbacca and Rey?
>>64035221
>poor uneducated people like brainless action
did this come as a surprise to you or what
>>64035073
>Disney should have cast an Asian guy as co-star instead of Dindu Nuffin.
Asian guy with a white girl would piss off far more white Americans who are only used to cucking chinamen out of their gookettes, not the other way around.
>>64035073
>maz kanata
>the affirmative action oscar winner is bad
>so bad that scenes of her was cut extensively
>cast jackie chan instead
>broken english adds to the character
>jackie chan promotes a western flick in asia
>make billions of dollars
It's like they have an agenda that goes beyond making money
>>64035221
When you have a massive amount of public that has never seen big films before Avatar, they won't have patrician taste.
>>64035221
>liking white people over niggers
Based
How is this bad again?
>>64035308
it's a campy space-opera, would've made for a terrible star wars character. Edginess comes from the dark side and it's better kept that way
>>64035336
Why not a brown eyed white, so that the chinks can delude themselves and self insert.
Give him a name like Ching Chong Bing Bong, that sounds like something in star wars.
>>64035372
Because they also like COMPLETE SHIT.
>Endless Spider-Man sequels
>Endless Fast Broom Broom Car sequels
>Endless Johnny Depp Wears A Funny Hat sequels
>Endless Whatever Is In 3D sequels
They really are peasants.
>"Bigger than Avatar" they said
>>64034451
They are japs not chinks
>>64030221
It's no surprise. The first 10 minutes of the film are spent looking at Boyega's sweaty gorilla-like face. That was unappealing to me, a North American, imagine how it is for gooks.
>>64035461
The Chinese would skin a kitten alive for spare change.The Japanese would skin a Chinese person alive for a few dollars more though
>tfw your husband's new wife loved tfa
>>64035488
Seriously this guy is sweaty in every single fucking scene.
>>64035376
Uncle Bob wasn't exactly edgy. Just play it exactly like T2, someone bred for one purpose - killing - discovering the value of human life and what it means to be human.
At least he'd have been a more capable protagonist that way.
>>64035557
It was a tribute to Gary Oldman in the Professional.
>>64035557
that one scene where he was so sweaty his skin was basically reflective
made me gag
>>64035461
sublantics
>>64035557
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>>64030221
Well if Tom says so I guess that's that.
STARKEK GENICIDE
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>64035336
>Asian guy with a white girl would piss off far more white Americans
No, after American Indians, Asians are the 2nd most approved non-White minority in the U.S.
China has the absolute worst taste in films so it's not surprising
>>64030221
>Some guy on the internet said it was going to flop
>Muh Avatard!
>Not out yet in China
It's not healthy to be this emotionally involved with a movie you don't like. Pure autism.
>>64035495Wouldn't the Japanese pay you to skin a Chinese person?
>asians don't want to watch a rehash of new hope except this time with a 6/10 mary sue, her nigger side kick and a lame villain
Orient confirmed only sensible part of the world while occidentals are a bunch of cucks
>>64035753
>American Indians
>most approved anything
What the flying fuck am I reading?
>>64035557
Honest to god if that distracts you you need more ritalin you fucking babby
