WHAT I LEARNED FROM /tv/ IS..
>>64029615
BLANKITY BLANKITY BLANKboyega is basedboyega is based
>>64029615
There's a big guy in us all
>>64029615
I can't come here to discuss television and film
>>64029615
the difference between flicks, movies, films, cinema and absolute kinography
How to meme
The memes are weak.
>>64029615
My taste in film is absolute shit
>>64029682
This. And that tv will do backflips to be contrarian
>>64029615
It's okay to pretend to like films that were actively despised since the board's creation because we just need to be extra super special
BIG
>>64029777
FOR YOU
>>64029826
Something about animals in porn, whether its webcam like this or regular porn, is an instant turnoff for me.
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GUY
>>64029826
wow why is she exposing her pussy like that
>>64029977
It's webcam porn. May not be hardcore shit, but still porn nonetheless. Like live action nude magazines.
TRAITOR!
>>64029791
No we fucking wouldn't, only a pleb does backflips. We only forward-flips like Jackie Chan-tier patricians of cinema.
>>64030046
>he doesn't do patrician capoera side flips
>>64029818
BLACK
>>64029691
>he can't recognize a joint from those others when it stares him dead in the face
Hey there reddit
>>64029929
FOR
Paid Netflix shills make up 60% of all posters.
Anything popular is bad because all the kids who make fun of the virgins on here like it
>>64030616
YOU
>I should go to other online forums to actually discuss cinema.
Its all just memes here but that's not always a bad thing.
You can't enjoy anything popular.
"shilling" is a real thing here
cunny is lifecunny is love
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>>64032491
my opinions > your opinions
[spoilers]jk everything is shit and kylo ren kills han solo [/spoilers]
>>64029615
I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT EU MEANS IN THE CONTEXT OF STAR WARS AND IM AFRAID TO ASK
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extended universe
>>64029615
BLACKITY BLACKITY BLACKED
>>64032933
expanded universe. the comics pretty much, most of which is garbage
>>64032953
Holy shit thank you
Its not like "ot" where its blatantly obvious
the internet is faceblind as fuck
1. The kinds of things that most people proclaim to care about in movies are character and story. The first step is realizing that these things don't matter, because film is a visual medium. Of course, it's also an aural medium, but that's not a line that patricians repeat ad nauseum, so you don't have to worry about it. Why are character and story irrelevant even if film is conveyed through images, you might ask? Who cares? Just keep repeating to yourself that film is a visual medium until you get it.
2. If a pleb who disagrees with you dismisses your superior taste with the line that "it's all just opinions", what can you do? If you can't criticize mainstream films for being bad art and be taken seriously, you can at least criticize mainstream films for having bad politics. Be sure to label every big budget Hollywood film you despise with names like fascist, imperialist, misogynist, patriarchal, capitalist, consumerist, racist, regressive, xenophobic, homophobic, or some combination of the above. After all, people are fine with liking movies other people think are bad, but nobody wants to be taken for being a racist.
3. The more obscure your taste in movies is, the deeper your knowledge about cinema is. What insights do less popular movies have than popular ones about the process of filmmaking, you ask? I don't know either. What I do know is that it's easy to dismiss the taste and opinions of other people when you can say that director x is merely a watered down version of director y's aesthetic, vision, thematic concerns, politics, or mis-en-scene, and when the person you're arguing with can't rebuke your assertion because they haven't seen anything by the director you brought up, you've won the argument.
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4. Use the word "mis-en-scene". Use the word "auteur". In fact, use any French words whenever you can, even if there is an English equivalent you could use instead. If you spoke in English, your ideas might actually be lucid to people who aren't ingrained with film theory, and then plebs would actually think they could respond to you as if they had anything worth saying.
5. Be sure to namedrop psychologists, leftist academics, and continental philosophers whenever you can. No person, even a person who likes arthouse films, is going to look particularly sophisticated if films are all they know about. Examples of good names to drop include: Karl Marx, Noam Chomsky, Slavoj Zizek, Jaques Derrida, Sigmund Freud, and Carl Jung. These are just starting points, feel free to expand on them as you like.
And that's it! You're now a fully certified patrician! Do you feel intellectual yet?
>>64033347
You forgot Jacques Lacan and Deleuze & Guatarri.
>tfw I studied film studies at A level and we had to learn about the 'male gaze' and feminist critical theory
There's a whole lotta pedophiles out there, somewhere, in the world.
>every actor/character is JUST
>everything ever made sucks (except for things I like)
>all directors and actors are autistic beta fucks
>memes memes memes and memes
so tell me /tv/...you're like the /sp/ of movies and the /b/ of trolling...why?
HURR DURR blown the fuck out haha meme cuck director eats it hahaha
Or are you all just 12 year olds and this is actually moviepoopchute.com?
>>64033435
>implying the male gaze isn't a real thing
Its not necessarily bad or even important but it's definitely real and interesting to think about from an outside perspective. Under the Skin reversed it really well
>>64033615
alright toots
>>64029615
..every board is the same.
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>>64032933
Good thread.
Fucking zero about tv and movies, but I learned about cuckolding and saw Daisy Ridley's armpits.
we will never get our board back. SHIT WARS as far as the eye can see. Mods paid off by Disney to let them post with impunity.
I want off this ride.
Is Brendan frasers fucked up shit still a thing? Havent seen this meme show up the last week or so
