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is there any movie character that suffers as much as this one?
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is there any movie character that suffers as much as this one?
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>>64017586
physically and psychologically*
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>>64017586
I honestly believe that if they cast some unknown actor instead of Leo movie would be so much more effective and realistic
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>>64017586
That bear scene was incredible. Really interested in how they did it. He did suffer a lot but i reckon there have been worse cases.

Plot was okay
Cinematography was brilliant
Acting was good for the mosr part.

8/10
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>>64017586
me tbqh (to be quite honest)
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The "grizzly bear" bit was a lie. He and the entire group kidnapped and gang raped the fuck out of that indian chick. She eventually got a weapon, and fucked leo's character's shit up extensively. The rest of the group was going to leave him behind, but the son threatened to tell what they did once they got back if they did that. So they killed the son and dumped the father. No one was conflicted at all.

For stabbing a fucking grizzly bear with a knife that size would just piss it off more.

Fucking hate true story movies told by lone surviors or whatever.
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>>64017586
>>64017741
>I'M ACTING!!!!
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>>64017586
yes
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>>64017875
it was all CGI. Real animals are pretty easy to CGI because of lots of reference material.
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>>64018030
source?
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>>64018051
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>>64018176
Yeah, I can't see character, all I see is Leo "acting".
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>>64018117
My ass for the most part. But its the distinct impression I got watching it. The guy had zero corroboration for his "amazing" story and you do not survive getting attacked by a grizzly bear.

A grizzly bear also does not just fall down dead from being poked with a penknife.
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>>64018267
It's part of history, read it in a book. Oh, Jesus never existed, either, I'm sure...
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>>64018267
he shot him familly to be honest for fuck's sake.
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>>64018487
He missed in my version.

Besides, the bear's reaction to getting shot with that peashooter was pretty accurate to a grizzly's reaction to basically any period weapon.

You just don't survive an attack like that.

Besides, "I survived a grizzly attack by the skin of my teeth" sounds a lot better than "I barely survived a small native american girl attacking me."
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>>64017586
Leo suffers more irl every year at the Oscars
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>>64017586
how about that guy in hellraiser?
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>>64018051
>>64018176
>>64018264
The ever so classic, "I'm going to judge this person's acting ability by a freeze frame of the movie" posts. Keep em coming boys.

>You just don't survive an attack like that.

Except hundreds of people have survived bear attacks including the real person the character was based on.

Why do you idiots pretend to know anything?
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>>64018104
What movie?
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>>64018633
he didnt miss, he got him at the neck.
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Snake.
Jack Bauer.
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>>64018763
Hi leo.

At no point was he convincing in anything he tried or did. Even the scenes where hes dragging himself on the ground, he doesn't seem injured or weak, despite all of leo's grunting.
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>>64018763

Leo isn't that great of an actor, sorry, person.
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>>64018030
>For stabbing a fucking grizzly bear with a knife that size would just piss it off more.

Grizzly's aren't immune to guns and weapons fagboy. People have killed bears with their bare hands and lived to tell the tale. One guy was able to fend off a bear eating his arm by pulling on it's tongue.
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>>64018803
>Even the scenes where hes dragging himself on the ground, he doesn't seem injured or weak, despite all of leo's grunting.

Are you a bear attack expert or something? He didn't "seem injured"? This is the stupidest point I've ever read.

You've already proved you know nothing about bears so please tell us more.
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>>64018789
... no, he stabbed him in the neck with a pen knife and the bear died instantly, which is total horseshit. The shot just uselessly hit the bear in the shoulder and made it mad.
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>>64018633
>in my version
>my ass

just stop fucking talking. bears have been killed by men with no weapons before and they don't have bullet proof skin. These aren't musket balls from the 17th century either.
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>>64018951
Did you have your eyes closed during this scene?
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>>64018922
All of his muscles were rigid and strong in basically every scene. He didn't seem to be favoring any side or limp anywhere. He was just crawling like the healthy person he was.

Are you really so contrarian you'll defend dicaprio's non-acting for attention?
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>>64018922
>You've already proved you know nothing about bears

Feel free to elaborate on this.
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>>64019036
Are you really going to pretend that bears are 100 foot, million pound ruthless killing machines with 10th prestige immune to all types of firearms and edged weapons?

Dude, I think you've posted enough for today.
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>>64018951
>This bear was taken by world famous hunter and hunting guide C. Dale Petersen of Jackson Hole, Wyoming. It is one of only two grizzlies known to have been killed "without" the use of modern weaponry. Verified by game biologists, Mr. Petersen killed this bear with his hands, and oddly enough, his teeth. It is known that this bear had been aggravated by a group of backpackers, shortly thereafter, Petersen, unaware of previous happenings, came upon the bear. A fight-to-the-death ensued. Petersen, having his right hand and arm wedged in the bear's throat, actually used his own teeth and jaws to pinch off the bear's jugular vein. When the bear passed-out from the lack blood flow to the brain, Petersen beat the bear in the head with a stick.

Bears aren't invincible.

>>64018922

I haven't seen the movie but in the trailer Leo sounds EXACTLY like he did in Gatsby and Inception and every other movie he tries really hard to act in.
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>gets personally insulted by his own prisoner
>not a lot of loyalty from his hired guns
>nobody respected the rules of his aircraft
>gets attacked by the biggest guy on the plane
>watches his aircraft get torn apart while he's in it
>dropped out of the sky
>has his prize stolen from him
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>>64019036
>>64019110

You're both fucked. Neither of you are even replying to posts about what you're pissed off about. One guy says Leo's acting is bad, then the other guy replies and says he knows nothing about bears. You both need to take a nap.
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>>64019175
Sorry, when someone says you don't survive bear attacks I have to explain to them why they're wrong. If someone can't comprehend real things happening to real people I don't think that same person gets to have any say in someone's ability to act.

Somebody's sense of reality is a little warped.
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>>64019110
Didn't say that leo, but okay.

>>64019125
Hey, look, a plausible story. Now compare that to the revenant, where leo stabs an extremely angry bear with a pen knife and it dies instantly.
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>>64019274
Look at the story posted in >>64019125.

It actually strengthens the argument that leo's character surviving a bear attack is bullshit.
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>>64019330
>Didn't say that leo, but okay.
>Now compare that to the revenant, where leo stabs an extremely angry bear with a pen knife and it dies instantly.

I feel like nobody should have to explain why a knife being stabbed into a living creature multiple times would kill it, so I'm not going to be that guy.
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>>64019150
dead meme
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>>64019330
Do you not understand how a real story about a guy killing a bear without a weapon only solidifies why Leo killing a bear with a fucking knife is extremely plausible?
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>>64019423
In the story of the guy killing a bear with his teeth, he has full control over the bear's head by virtue of his arm being lodged in it's throat, it then establishes that he choked it out, for a decent period, before being able to kill it.

Leo stabbed it once with the world's tiniest knife and it died.
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>>64018030
Kek you're a fucking dumbass. The real is story is dude got mauled by bear, two guys who stayed behind decided to ditch him, he crawled out and got back to a fort, tracked them down and decided not to kill them. There was no rape or son. Nice fanfic though.
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>>64019430
Baiting to fill up your hothead reaction image folder I see
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>>64019508
You have to stop posting, he didn't stab it once he stabbed it multiples times in rapid succession. What's the point of talking about a movie you and I both know you either didn't pay attention to or didn't watch?
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>>64018782
Martyrs
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>>64019508
>Leo stabbed it once
At least 4-5 times

>with the world's tiniest knife
It was at least 6 inches
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>>64019561
What you're not understanding here is a bear is a huge animal. It even takes people a decent interval to die or pass out from a severed jugular. But the isntant leo touches his knife to the bear's throat, the bear dies. Which is total bullshit.
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>>64019527
https://4ch.be/_/search/filename/1438111939159.jpg/
>/pol/
>/v/
Every fucking time
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>>64019643
What you're not understanding is you're retarded and didn't even know what what happening in front of your eyes.

Get your eyes checked or get yourself checked for retardation. But thanks for the bear information.
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>>64019710
The webm is posted in this thread. If you didn't just mindlessly believe any narrative a movie shits down your throat, you'd see the bear instantly dying from being scratched with that knife is ridiculous.
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>>64019749
>being scratched with that knife

First you thought he stabbed it once with a pocket knife, now when you get absolutely butt fucked proven wrong Leo only "scratches" the bear with the knife.

This is too funny. It's always a pleasure to talk to 4chan's resident bear expert.
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>>64019749
>instantly dying
You mean collapsing
It could've died some time later by bleeding out
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>>64017586

Oldboy
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>>64018834
Do better
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>>64019805
Yes, how dare I describe a trivial wound multiple ways. That totally means I'm floundering, or something.

I'm sorry I'm not just repeating the same thing over and over again.
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>>64019865
>I'm sorry I'm not just repeating the same thing over and over again.

It's a little hard to repeat bullshit when that bullshit is proven wrong.

Go watch the movie again.
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>>64019810
If getting scratched with a shitty knife caused to collapse, why didn't getting shot cause it to explode?
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>>64019895
You seem to be doing just fine at that. The entire scene is in this thread. It's entirely ridiculous.
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>>64019908
Son, you can already see it struggling to stay conscious after it got shot in the neck here >>64019620 at 1:20.
A few more slashes to the throat would've thrown it into shock or cut off blood supply completely, causing it to collapse. No idea what you're going on about wanting explosions.
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>>64019908
>>64019937
>maybe I continue to post they'll think I was only fooling!
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>>64019908
It's time to go to sleep buddy.
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>>64019430
So show me it's body
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>>64019620
The script was more impressive than that shit
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>>64020012
Shoe me your feet
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Im fully certain that all the people talking shit about this film, or the bear scene in particular, would be praising it if they thought the lead actor was anyone other than leo
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>>64017586
Am I the only one who thinks this movie would be better if it was about a native American getting revenge on whitey for killing his father rather than leonardo dicaprio getting revenge on whitey for killing his son?
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>>64020054
*Show
lel Freudian slip
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>>64020011
>>64020007
>>64019976
what is this the ..

oh right, leo does have an internet defense force.

Carry on. I'm done trying to make a bullshit movie at least marginally interesting by trying to figure out the real story. As dude surviving a grizzly attack is horseshit.
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>>64020085
>Leo made this film
Go to bed, you've shitposted hard today.
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>>64020079
It would've been better had they just gone with the real story of a bunch of hunters kidnapping and gangraping a native girl until she got loose and almost killed their guide instead of the bear lie they told so no one would be guilty of murder.
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>leos last ditch attempt for recognition: the cinema: the film: the flick

And dropped
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>>64020141
Have you been playing Custer's Revenge again?
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>Carry on. I'm done trying to make a bullshit movie at least marginally interesting by trying to figure out the real story.

The real story? You're arguing over bear bullshit.

>As dude surviving a grizzly attack is horseshit.

What? Again, do you not understand that REAL people survived REAL bear attacks? I don't even understand what you're doing in this thread besides obviously shitposting for the sake of shitposting.
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>>64017586
This movie is so bs, my autism-o-meter kept over loading
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>>64020141
>this movie would have been better if it wasn't this movie
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>>64020194
the bear attack story posted in this thread directly states how rare it is to survive an angry grizzly attack, in the story.

Sorry you can't read.
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>>64020238
>how rare it is to survive

Search up the word rare for me, would you kindly?
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>>64018010
This, I've suffered more than any being on the earth, mummy bought me my hot pockets exactly 23 seconds late today, I considered suicide but settled for a violent pant-shitting
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>>64020231
I had the same complaint about life of pi.

Straight story was decent though, because they kept enough of the glaring indications the story was bullshit.
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>>64017586

>"CMON LEO, THE OSCAR IS JUST BEYOND REACH, ACT HARDER DAMN IT, ACT HARDER"
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Movie was amazing, Leo was great. My new favorite. Its a mans movie, not a "I watch little nip cartoon girls" man child movie. You nerds should step outside, get your hands dirty.
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>>64020373
These teeth, they aren't real enough! SELL THEM HARDER!!
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>>64020376
This is the kind of thing said by man children who want to grow up, but aren't mature enough.
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>>64020238
I still don't even understand why you're getting so upset over something entirely plausible happening in a movie.
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>>64020313
BTFO
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>>64020376
I like having clean soft hands
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How does someone take a swim in a fucking ice cold water with minus decrees outside and survives without proper heat for that long. Like come on they shows him lying near the river with a little fire next to him and that warmed him up? It would have been way more believable if the Indian saw him right after the swim and the build the litle tent
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>>64020458
... because it isn't plausible? I mean, I did get trapped trying to argue the scene was bullshit, even though the scene is clearly set up to validate the bullshit story of a hit-and-run bear attack.

Point being, there's a better, less hollywood-standard story here, but instead we're being subjected to the manchild-fantasy version of it with leo basically living out said manchild-fantasy.

The entire movie just screams to me, "straight story." Especially the later scene with leo and the indian "catching snowflakes."
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>>64020523
Why don't you go search up the Nazi Freezing Experiments.
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>>64020609
>... because it isn't plausible?

Jesus Christ dude, enough.

I don't know how somebody can be this stupid. Since you didn't bother searching up the definition for rare why don't you go ahead and search up plausible for me?
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>>64020523
For one, leather clothes and pelts don't soak up water. Secondly he only really ever takes a swim in very well thawed water.
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>>64020694
You notice how I disengage every time you go to autistic pedantry mode, right?
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>>64017586
I loved the scene where he uses gunpowder to cauterize his throat wound.
The whole movie felt like a rated r version of good dinosaur.
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>>64020788
You disengage because you know you're using those words incorrectly and to acknowledge that defeats whatever purpose you had to argue why "bear attacks aren't plausible."
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>>64017586
Slaine.
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>>64020797
>drinks some water
>coughs up blood
>oh right, I've got throat wounds!
>fergawt boud dose hu-yuk.

But hey, its impossible to not be launched violently from a dicaprio movie.
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>>64020837
You can see the water and blood leak out from the hole in his neck.
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>>64020819
You are welcome to use your words and elaborate on how I'm wrong.
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>>64020870
I'm mocking how they felt the need to show that. When having an open amateur tracheotomy would've been obvious to the character.
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>>64017586
>100+ million dollar budget
>extremely slow paced movie with minimal dialogue and pretentious overtones
>advertising entirely on the fact that the director got best director and film at the oscars and it has Leonardo DiCaprio
>competes with motherfucking Starwars and Hateful 8 of all movies during its run
>gets leaked before its wide release
I wonder what the face of the producers are right now.
Even if it had no competition its too niche for people to watch. There is no way it will even make as much money as the shit they spent to make it
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>>64020952
Only two types of movies are released in december. Awardbait (who's theatrical run won't last a week, if that) and movies they plan to keep in theaters for multiple quarters.
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>>64020141
>real story
>pulled out of my ass
>based on nothing but my interpretation of this admitted dramatisation
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>>64019508
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>64017586
I have seen the screener twice.
I can't wait to watch it in a theater when and if it ever releases in my country.
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>>64020891
I'm going to direct you to my previous post.
>>64019477
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>>64019125
He's fucking Kratos.
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http://badassoftheweek.com/genemoe.html

This guy, Gene Moe, killed a bear with only a pen-knife at the age of 60. So yes you fucking niggers, it is possible to kill bears.
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>>64020891
Don't bother responding if you don't want to :^)
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>>64020950
I think he was aware of that wound just like he was aware of the hundreds of other wounds all over his body.
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>>64020823
second season was fucking shit and even season 1 wasn't that great senpai
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fitzgerald did nothing wrong
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>>64021080
What can i say, the straight story made me extremely suspicious of any auto-biographical adaptation.

As anyone remotely intelligent should be.
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>>64019620
>giant ass paw steps on him
>implying his ribs aren't crushed
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saw this at a friends house
it was really cold to watch
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>>64022917
I really didn't understand his reason of stabbing the kid
he could have just said look talk to your dad tell him to wink
or something like this
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>>64023401

sociopaths have no empathy, think only of themselves the sith do...its nbd to kill if you're ill. order 66 on this movie
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Injun Chief looking for his daughter
Steals Horses from Frenchmen
Frenchmen have his daughter

>It's like poetry
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>>64017586
When they make a biopic about me watching the Revenant
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>>64019508
I've just come into this and think your an idiot desperately trying to save face on the internet by making shit up and exaggerating now. >>64019620 that knife is huge, he stabs it loads of times and the bear is obviously woozy from blood loss and gonna die imminently.

You keep saying the knife kills it immediately, its obvious that the bullet at 0:02 is what slowly killed it.
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>>64020609
What the fuck, surviving bear attacks aren't plausible?

What are you on about retard?
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i wish i'd suffered more
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