J.J. Abrams has just been handed the keys to Dune.
What does the finished product look like?
What does he change?
>>64011008
Well it couldn't be worse than the Lynch version.
what the fuck was dave thinking
A shot where it looks like there is a camera strapped to one of the sandwurms while it "swims" through the sand.
Don't even joke about this
>tfw you'll never watch Jodo's Dune
>>64011088
dumb frogposter
>>64011008
Is this a joke? With all the shit that happened with that garbage TFA i don't know what to believe anymore
>>64011088
It would've been shit m8
chloe moretz IS muad'dib
Best Dune movie coming through...
Sand Niggers in Space.
>>64011008
>Make the Baron straight because you cant have a homosexual villain in CURRENT YEAR
>Cant show him brutalizing his female concubines either as that will be too triggering
>His concubines always escape and outsmart him before he can get his greasy hands on them, so he murders his guards instead in a fit of anger
>>64011088
it was going to be Jesus Christ Superstar on a spaceship anyway
>>64011008
>What does the finished product look like?
It would be pretty cool looking.
>What does he change?
No religious or political subtext, it's a straight chosen boy leads the natives to victory Avatar/Dances with Wolves kind of script. Paul's a quick-witted hotshot. Arrakeen is a blade-runner style cyberpunk metropolis in the middle of the desert. They burn it down at the end.
>>64011088
>memes
>>64011370
>Paul is a mulatto bisexual
>Love triangle with Duncan
>Jessica is black
Paula Atreides
>>64011008
there is no way JJ is making another fucking space movie so soon after 2 star treks and one star wars. he'd go insane.
dude is probably going to stroke his ego and make a tiny drama or something
>>64011522
This, there is no way they can potray the ultimate girl power organisation in a bad light.
The Bene Gesserit goal is to breed a supergirl
>>64011530
>he decides on his own
He does what they tell him to do
>>64011609
who are they?
>>64011008
>>64011636
the big evil /pol bogeyman jews, keep up man it's already the NEXT YEAR MINUS SOME DAYS COME ON
>>64011650
>>64011636
The banker, the sheckel man
>>64011008
Del Toro is the only modern director who I think could do it justice
>>64011067
>>64011163
>>64011370
>>64011506
so what do we have so far for JJ
-bad camera shots
-Paul either minority homo or female (eventually homo)
-Twilight love triangles
-Bad characters can't be gay
-women power
-mostly black characters minus bad guys
More?
>>64011049
for the time it was decent... shoulda just held out for better effects etc
>>64011437
this
Bene Jewserit
>>64011786
Paul is a (weak) negro and gets saved by a (brown) (female) fremen who teaches him about accepting difference and that the Harkonnen aren't so bad after all
>>64011786
>mostly black characters minus bad guys
It's like you didn't even read the books.
>>64011880
oh nice, a weak minded character that evolves and becomes more and more tolerant realizing how petty he was at the beginning.
>>64011904
I have them right here f4m, it's a list for JJ
>>64011980
I forgot to mention that the Harkonnen are all evil (white) space nazis and obviously reject this idea (being evil)
The last scene is Dindu Atreides kissing a (female) (white) redeemed Feyd Rautha on top of the Harkonnen fortress, with a (giant)(black) sand worm entering a cave in the background, dindu turns at the camera and winks, cut to black, credits
man i fucking love kyle maclachlan
>>64011904
The Fremen are sandniggers, but that's about it. No regular niggers in the book.
Overuse of spice gives completely black eyes instead of blue
>>64012117
How about they're also all addicts to Melange which it's discovered it's a drug that makes you hate minorities somehow
And Paul gets progressively liberated from Fremen hugging rituals
>>64011650
>>64011144
U WOT.
>>64012231
Yes, and call that spice "Internet"
Oscar material right there boy
The Bene Gesserit will be a kind, benevolent organisation that need no male Kwisatz Haderach.
>>64011880
Paula is betrayed by her brother Ali (maybe Al so not be racist?) who begins to manifest Harkonnen like qualities; Al wants to sell Atreides weaponry to Fremen children to gain more wealth and power.
>>64011008
inhaling spice is a digital effect like golden compass's sand, once inhaled the user goes super saiyen doing devil may cry combos.
Paul now can talk to sand worms, he seems to have always been able to. They are voiced by Zackary Quinto.
A special pet sand worm hangs around paul as a pet, its name is silky
Duncan Idaho is now black.
Shaddam IV is the last boss and consumes a table full of spice so he could show paul what it is to be further beyond.
thufir was always a bad guy.
Duke Leto has a fight with the baron but succumbs to spice overdose
There is a king navigator, who really is behind everything. He sees a future where robots use spice and decides he must fight the universe.
Baron Harkonnen has a giant spaceship that destroys Caladan, a lone house atredies pilot downs it with a lucky shot
>>64012345
>Only white person in the family
>ends up betraying them
The Jihad Paul fears will be reffered to as the Crusade instead
Will Baron Harkonnen be allowed to be fat? Will it be too insensitive?
>>64012430
>a lone house atredies pilot downs it with a lucky shot
did he trained before with small worms not much bigger than 2 meters?
>>64012555
He is a white man so its okay
Dune has been fucked up so much, I feel like "why not". Another bad Dune movie will mean nothing. Either it will be a good movie, or they'll try again in 10 years.
>>64011008
> Idris Elba as Paul Atreides, Gurney Halleck, Stillgar, Kynes Liet, and Duke Leto in a multi-role tour-de-force
> random blonde guy as Baron Harkonnen
>>64012712
If he's still a fat fuck they can use Val Kilmer for the Baron
As long as he looks a disgusting white it should be ok
>>64011008
Oh god please no. Take commie wars and pleb trek, but not based Dune.
>>64012595
He just learned instantly by focusing a bit
>>64012964
BRAVO JJ, BRAVO
>>64011650
perfect
>>64013091
i see you /int spaghettaro
>>64011008
a transgender black riding a lense-flaring sandworm into a very white baron harkkonen's asshole
>>64012964
Reading the book I always imagined the spice addiction as only granting really blue irises. Like rare arab man with blue eyes. Not that CGI crap, contacts would have sufficed.
>>64012595
>>64013007
Yeah, he realized he didn't need spice but the power was in him the whole time.
What about Emperor Shadam? Will his name be changed to some more christian sounding name? His name is too offensive to muslims.
>>64011781
This
>>64012964
god damned I love the miniseries so much. Why even bother ever making another film adaptation? Aside form some cg which has aged a bit, it is literally impossible to make a better adaptation.
>>64013219
And that's why you need to read it again. It describes the eyes of somebody with Spice Addictions as being "blue within blue".
>>64013276
I liked the minisiries too but i prefer the movie. It's got such an amazing atmosphere. And i really like Paul here, can't imagine Paul any other way.
And of course let's not forget the princess and the GOAT intro.
>>64013276
I've watched the tits scene so many times I'm ashamed.
>>64013237
Emperor Shadrack? Emperor Shitrack? Emperor Smith?
>>64011008
A white matriarchal mostly evil organization that tries to breed the perfect female through eugenetics (sorta) and ends up with a white male Jesus-like messiah
That's a big NONO for the jews
>>64013540
Yeah Chani has an epic rack in that version for sure. East European titties are the best kind of titties as us tit connoisseurs well know.
>>64013590
Females can't be evil
>>64013590
Everything about Dune is a big no no for the jews and cucks.
>noble families
>monarchy
>good guy is a space muhhamad/jesus mix
>good guy is a young white heterosexual nobleman
>bad guy is a fat homo
>the known universe is entirely inhabited by white humans
Which is a good thing since they'll never ruin it by making some shitty JJ tier flick about it. They already have star wars for that, which is just a childish, commie version of dune.
>>64013387
>My name is a killing word
>>64011786
because of it being 2015 and taking ageism/sexism/stereotypes into consideration, chani is remodeled as an older "undesirable" who constantly proves herself as stronk valuable woman to paul. ironically this leads to sean young being cast, again
somehow raffey cassidy ends up as irulan
>>64011650
fucking masterpiece
>>64013801
I hope, but since their eyes aimbotted The Dark Tower (black Roland with idris elba) i think they know no limits
In a time where sci-fi/fantasy is selling, they can push wherever and Dune can be targeted as well
>>64013387
>dat Alia tho
>>64013867
lol, i don't remember what that was about. Also i haven't read the book. Can you explain the deelio behind that weird weapon thing he used?
>>64011008
>>64011088
>Mick Jagger
>Orson Wells
>Dali
>Amazing art
>Every single thing redacted and detailed to the perfection
>Budget of 15 millions dollars
Why the fuck nobody wanted to produce it?
>>64014019
sonic weapon used as a substitute for training fremen in the voice and BG combat.
he speaks "muad'dib" into the gun and it blows some shit up.
>>64011506
Regular Duncan or super duncan?
>>64014099
What's it like in the book? Does it exist there or was it invented for the movie?
>>64014109
i think they both might work. I don't know
Now i'm just thinking on how fucking much i loved those books and that i could go for a 3rd read
>>64011067
>A shot where it looks like there is a camera strapped to one of the sandwurms while it "swims" through the sand.
Lens flare as it emerges to the brightly lit surface.
>>64011008
Hopefully he changes fucking everything. Most boring shit movie Ive ever watched. I got maybe an hour in and shut it off. This coming from someone who actually made it almost 200pg into the books
>>64014095
Because it was going to have a running time of 14 hours
>>64014196
the moment where Paul decides to get blinded because "fuck it i can synchronize the visions on the present anyway"
fucking badass shit
>>64014019
It's called a weirding module. I think. Certain words or combinations of words have specific frequencies or some shit that made the modules amplify said sounds into energy that shot out the shooty end of the gun.
>>64014221
And what the fuck is wrong with a 14 hour movie?
I always wanted to be at the cinema, don't like anything else, feel pretty bad everytime that a movie ends and I need to get back home.
>>64014148
No it does not exist in the book and is just the film's substitution for the Weirding Ways.
>>64012877
>Dune
>based
It dickrides sandniggers. The Harkonnen/Imperial intrigue parts are good, the Atreides parts too but the Fremen parts are boring as fuck.
>>64013387
Based Kyle MacLaclhan
>>64014752
have you ever considered that you might just be a pleb?
>>64014852
Forgot pic
>>64011008
You shut your dirty whore mouth and delete this thread
Don't fucking give them ideas God damnit
>>64014405
Dali is a piece of shit with no talent, would you really want to watch Ben Affleck for 14 hours?
>>64014752
>dickrides
did you miss the part where its explained that their entire religious foundation was created as a potential bolt hole for the bene gesserit?
They're literally puppets that know how to knife fight.
>>64014904
>muh strong warrior culture
Hardship might make good soldiers but it makes shitty armies.
>>64011164
Heavily underrated post
>>64011008
Keep the Dune Prophecy Theme. That's some GOAT soundtrack work from BASED Eno.
>>64015409
Eh, in late-empire phases that is enough to triumph. See Arabs irl.
Can Sting come?
I have the book lying on my bookshelf, I'm not sure why I haven't gotten around to it yet.
>>64016568
This exists? Is it any good?
I mean if the nips do it well, that works for me too.
>>64016629
Just a poster for Lynch's adaptation.
>>64013801
Doesn't The God Emperor keep peace in the universe by getting his female followers to literally pussify and sissify their children?
>>64016142
>see Arabs irl
If anything, Arabs are a living proof why it doesn't work. The only thing Arabs are remotely good in is guerilla shit because anything more requires cooperation, trust and delegation of power.
They weren't able to defeat Israel even though Israel has just a sliver of population they have.
Read this: http://www.meforum.org/441/why-arabs-lose-wars
>>64016684
More's the pity. It would be perfect for anime too, with tons of exposition and obviousness, combined with political incorectness.
>>64016749
I meant 7th century Arabs. 4th century Goths. Vikings in the dark middle ages.Various Turkic peoples in Chinese history.
These kinds of people thrive in real late or post empire, not our late republic.
>>64011008
>J.J. Abrams has just been handed the keys to Dune.
JUST
>>64016982
That's nice but it just doesn't apply to the situation. The Empire has the advantage in manpower and technology. By alll accounts, they should mop the floor with any Fremen that stick their nose out of the deep desert.
inb4 Atreides and Fremen are black men, the Bene Gesserit are strong women who can do no wrong and Harkonnen are le evil white men.
>>64011088
Everything about it looked genuinely terrible
Movies made by eccentric artist faggots are not good viewing material
>>64017615
You must not have seen Holy Mountain
>>64013976
Needed to be premium cable so we could have seen more skin in her multiple sex and masturbation scenes from CoD.
>>64013976
Lynch's Alia looks like this now
I would like to live in a world where we pile up all of the people who 'do it for the money' and burn them with it.
>>64018982
oh dear
>>64011008
When will JJ be given the keys to Transformers? He can't make it any worse than Bay
