Oh shit.
BIG
>>64008506
This is going to be such a flop that it's not even funny. Quentin Tarantino can only in his wildest dreams reach the heights that James Cameron did with Avatar.
>Nigger!
>that fucking voice over
what was he thinking
>>64008609
>Nigger!
>>64008609
Skank's got a hickey on her neck...
warm black dingus @ 3:17
>>64010561
Kurt doesn't really get to do anything but I liked that his death was an Evil Dead reference
>>64010635
I mean, he was the only reason I went to see the movie. After that it just got worse.
>>64010561
Poor OB and Kurt went out the worst way possible.
>>64010540
The way I see it, ol tarantula is fat and ugly but he still makes more money than all the neckbeards on this board will ever make combined
>>64010679
>implying
I'm already working with James Gunn.
Hateful Eight? More like a Shit Flick
>>64010671
yeah I'm disappointed Tarantino always casts Kurt in the worst roles cause he's one of my favorite actors
>>64010677
why does Kurt always go out like a bitch in Tarantino's movies
Goggings was based tho
Why didn't the basement dude keep shooting?
Millennial smart kids decided they were cooler than Tarantino, so he can't do anything right anymore.
>>64010450
srsly though I actually liked the movie but jesus why did Tarantino think narrating his own movie was a good idea. Him narrating Hateful 8 is way worse than his cameo in Django
Where were you when Jew Jew Abrams made a better film than Cuckfeetino?
>>64010561
if he was the last one to die the "the thing" rip off would have been really obvious
>>64010540
>holding your nose before jumping in
Is he five
>>64010726
Stuntman Mike had it coming, but he was a pretty cool character. In this movie the others imply that the Hangman is a fucking tough bastard but sadly he doesn't get to do anything besides smack that bitch every now and then.
>>64010635
evil dead why? i didn't get that reference
just marathoned the first 30 minutes and holy shit is this boring. it's literally the same conversation over and over, everybody knows each other and every character is famous and has a nickname. what garbage
>>64008506
I gave this movie a 9/10
>>64010881
it gets much. much worse
It's total shit
>>64010847
I think Kurt's character was supposed to kinda dumb, he was this loud John Wayne kinda guy. I knew he was gonna die but I wasn't expecting him dying first.
>>64010860
throwing up blood to somebody's face
>>64010881
>>MARATHONED 30 MINUTES
>>64010949
touché dat evil dead reference, lmao amazing flick thought
What's going on here
>>64010881
the beginning is the worst part by far, it gets better but it has no reason to be 3hrs long
>>64008543
WARM
>>64010881
>marathoned
>the first 30 minutes
you need a dictionary, paesano
>long dialogues about nothing
>extreme unnecessary violence and sex acts
>bland characters
Tarantino has been doing the same shit for over 20 years now, why do people even bother seeing his flicks anymore? Save yourself 3 hours and watch the star wars prequels instead
>>64010698
>>64010540
> Hateful Eight script gets leaked a year before release
> US police and their families and friends boycott this movie because Quentin calls them all murderers
> Disney block Hateful Eight from being shown because its taking up valuable Star Wars theater time
> Hateful Eight screener is leaked weeks before its on anywhere, seriously damaging ticket sales
this movie is well and truly fucked. Quentin must be fucking raging
>>64010966
he went full pleb
This movie is so symbolic and is a perfect representation of what needs to happen in our current society.
It's about men putting aside racism and confronting the real problem:3rd Wave feminism
That is what Daisy andChanning Tatum and the other 3represent, the SJWs that have been corrupting everything in society nowadays
This movie is a pure 10/10
>>64010826
It's a black male thing
ONE MAN SUCKS BIG WARM DINGUS @ 3:17
>>64010753
Maybe people realized he became a gimmicky diet coke autheur that lives off of the merit of his earlier movies. Perhaps now he can try and put an actual effort into making cinema.
>>64011043
I don't think I've seen a single trailer for Hateful Eight before a movie, either
I've seen a poster outside a theatre once, but I wonder if they're trying to keep the word to a minimum or something
Revenant has had trailers before nearly everything, but H8 seems to be completely unpromoted
>>64011007
DINGUS
>>64011419
I've seen at least three in the last couple of months. I think James Bond, and whatever the two movies I saw before that were
>>64011409
>Christ Stuckman and Jeremy Jahns
>experts
>>64011036
>>64011409
they're not even film critics
get the fuck out
>>64010721
Don't leave us like that. What kinda job you got, senpai?
wow and cuckintinofags thought this was gonna be some sort of masterpiece lol
>>64008506
>critics are finally getting tired of tarantulas masturbatory nostalgia trips
There is a god.
>>64010679
I'm attractive and do exactly what I want to do for a career
It's a black male thing. You guys wouldn't understand.
>>64008506
I'm fucking tired of this one/two hit wonder getting vastly over-inflated reviews.
Kill Bill was mediocre and everything after it was dogshit
>>64010753
He literally can't all his recent movies are cheesy revenge porn
Tarantino seriously needs a fucking reality check anyway, I hope this film bombs.
>>64010735
this. one of about 5 plot holes in the movie.
Those summary comments sound like masturbatory euphemisms.
>>64010450
I didn't mind the voice over in itself, and he doing it wasn't an issue. But it felt completely unnecessary, the plot didn't require a narrator, you could have just added the scene of something poisoning the coffee during Sam Jackson's speech.
>>64012562
>>64010735
no angle bro and limited number of bullets, you fucking retards
>>64011082
>"We got 15 other boys waiting in redrock!!" SJW inclination to invoke a false representation of their masses.
>The hangman's pretentious forced elegance voice, Male SJWs in a nutshell.
seeing it in 70mm on the 30th with my mom's boyfriend and theres nothing you can do about it!
>>64013394
I'm going to take my wife's kid. He's 15 and I want him to experience Tarantino at that age just like I did.
Is the plot of this good?
>7.5/10
>>64008506
Taran-meme-o
>>64013488
I am going with my wife's boyfriend. I would rather watch TFA but he insists on seeing this one. Oh well, nothing i can do.
>>64010540
He'sa big guy
Can someone confirm or tell me if I'm way off base, was Joe Gage supposed to be the man with no name?
>>64013681
>being a cuck
I liked it. Better than Django or Basterds at least.
It was reallycomfy
>>64013365
》big black dingus in white mouth represents friendship of all races
>>64013713
what makes you say that?
>>64010771
I like that cameo, and the one in reservoir dogs, I think they're supposed to reflect his acting career. Shitty and very short lived.
>>64013952
Just his mannerisms. He said very little, didn't have any clear ties until the reveal, didn't seem interested in anyone's issues, had undertones of being a badass
I dunno. I thought they were all supposed to be references to a particular western character/archetype and it seemed to suit him best
>>64010735
i think it's supposed to be a little compartment under the trapdoor, rather than a whole room. when samuel falls back channing is stuck
Well there are just two small nitpicks that I have with this movie otherwise it's pure gold.
1) Daisys secret and narration.
What was the point of all this shit? First of all theres no need to even put a scene with someone poisoning the coffee. Puking blood two minutes laters is obvious enough. Squeezing in there narration is dumb and takes you out from the movie. Wish there was a version where this is cut out.
Secondly... Daisy seeing someone who poisoned the coffee being a big deal doesnt pay off. Narration makes it seem like the killer isnt connected to Daisy, but she wont rat him out. BUT she knows all of the gang members. All three of them. So her seeing someone of them poidon the coffee isnt her "secret". It is a huge red flag. Just once again narration ruins it
2) Why didnt jody keep shooting. BBC clearly fell over the hatch.
Well also i was kinda pissed about big black dicks in white mouths but i feel i was meant to.
>>64013788
>Basterds
The fuck you say m8
Bastards was amazing for its set pieces and cinematography
Hateful 8 ain't got shit on Bastards
It's like he made an overly long and boring movie on purpose. I have to force myself to keep watching.
It's his funniest, comfiest flick yet. I'd rank it his fourth best. Way better than his other 21st century shit
desu it was comfy af
the only part I didnt like was the cuck part, the fuck was tarantula thinking
>>64012726
You didn't even need to show the coffee being poisoned.
So its explained before, then its explained again. The voiceover was just entirely redundant.
>>64008572
avatar had 4 times the budget, hateful 8 cost less than half what django cost. I dont think he meant to make a high grossing lockbuster
hateful 8 felt like a sequence that taratino originally wanted in django, but rightfully decided against because it would've further dragged down a movie that was already dragging extremely hard from the midpoint on, so he wrinkled it a bit and made a whole new movie from it.
>Nigger!
>>64013713
>man with no name
>has two fucking names
>>64010679
Hue hue hue neckbeards couldn't possibly be running the technology industry...
>>64013751
>falling for obvious cuckbait
78% now, family.
>>64013971
He was a main character in Dusk Till Dawn
>>64010725
ha ha ha that is a funny joke how did you come up with that?
>>64013579
It's fantastic.
It's about black warm dingus and a white man sucking dat dick.
>77%
Quentin's lowest since Death Proof. Will it continue to fall?
>>64020281
soon as more people see the cuck scene
>>64012070
>317x400
>317
>>64011043
I don't care for Tarantula, but I sort of eish Hateful Eight would do well. I fucking hate whiny entitled police unions.
