Just rewatched The Empire Strikes Back yesterday and got to this little shit. What was the deal with his introduction? Why was he acting like childish asshole over a piece of food?
>MINE! MINE! MINE!
Was he autistic?
senile insanity. massive defeat, loss, isolation and despair can do that even to Yoda.
its more likely that they changed his role over time though
>>64006223
No, but you are. He was testing Luke's patience. He failed the test.
>>64006223
you millennials disgust me
he was the Campbellian trickster-mentor character who tests the hero through wit and toil
Read a fucking book.
>>64006223
>>64006295
He was being deliberately obtuse and annoying to test Luke's patience you dumb fucks
this is outright explained
>not understanding simple plot lines
the fuck, are you sure you're not autistic?
>>64006329
Seemed more like George Lucas had a sudden change of mind regarding his character.
>>64006295
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>>64006366
He was obstrusively out of character if you watch the prequels first.
He's a qt
>Yoda really comes from a tradition in mythological storytelling- fairy tales- of the hero finding a little creature on the side of the road that seems very insignificant and not very important, but who turns out to be the master wizard, or the master thing...
It's just a prank bro
Did you stop half way through that scene to make this shitty post? He explains it fucking clearly at the end of this scene. You've got less patience than Luke you fuck
>>64006223
He was tripping on space mushrooms
>>64006538
I guess that's how he usually fends of intruders.
He pretends he's just some strange woodcreature, and not at all the jedi master people would be looking for.
>>64006580
hehe
>>64006538
>watching the prequels
>>64006614
This exactly. "hurr, I was only pretending to be retarded." Fuck that little hobgoblin.
>>64006538
>Watching the prequels first
Why would you do this
>>64006614
lmao
>first time we see Yoda
>"OOH HOO HOO YODA NOT FAR :^)"
>Lifts an X-Wing with far less effort than it took him to stop some rocks or a pole from squashing Obi-Wan and Anakin 16 years prior
>next movie
>"Luke tuck me in, I'm dying *cough cough*"
>>64006223
Dude was living alone on a swamp for decades after his organization was brutally destroyed.
He's going to have some mental problems after meeting another person after all that time.
>>64006669
ekek
>>64006223
Part of it is the fact that he had been a hermit for 15-20 years. That long in isolation will crack a mind. All it takes is a day on 4chan to see what loneliness can do to someone's mind
>>64006295
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>>64006730
How are people this retarded? You are the same people that say "lol why is Kylo Ren so ugly :]]]]]]"
He was testing Luke, dumbass.
>>64006538
>if you watch the prequels first
He's testing Luke's patience. It's a ruse. That way, he gets to know more about Luke than if he presented himself as the master Jedi. (I misspelled "amster jedi", kek.)
Remember also that nobody knew who Yoda was, we all imagined he was a giant, some powerful motherfucker.
>>64006538
Yeah and Vader being Luke's father isn't a shocking reveal at all if you watch the prequels first. The Episode numbers are lower but you weren't supposed to watch them first anon.
>>64006614
Did Yoda spend all those years on Dagobah just shitposting?
>>64006538
>watch
>prequels
>>64006659
>>64006659
Hi Reddi.t!
>>64006295
>senile insanity.
This. The guy is like 900 years old and hasn't seen a another person to talk to for 20 years.
>>64006538
>if you watch the prequels first
>>64006223
Sounds like your typical r9k neet
>>64006727
Maybe he was saving the last of his strenght to train luke, and lifting the xwing really took a toll on him.
>>64006808
Fixed.
>be old hermit wizard
>can see the future and the past
>know exactly how to make this guy angry
>act like his his fault for getting angry
>>64007412
>fixed
>Yoda and R2 are still as tall as Luke
>>64007049
This is the correct answer and it's really obvious. 8yo me got it on the first watch.
Fucking millennials are retarded as fuck.
>Idiocracy was a prophecy and thats why the jews kept it out of theaters..
>>64007465
That's Bigger Luke and Bigger R2.
Plebsterino.
>inb4 no it' Bigger Yoda
THERE IS NO BIGGER YODA YOU DUMBFUCKS, THERE NEVER WAS!!!!!
>>64007049
this
>>64006538
why does 4chan always bite the worst bait?
>>64007598
http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/
>>64007691
>30 yo theory
>still no answers
Lucas' Deepest Lore.
>>64006538
>if you watch the prequels first
>>64007751
>tfw even the EU coudn't come up with an answer to the BLH
>>64007049
jar jar was the same, in attack of the clones he was supposed to reaveal himself as some kind of drunken master. because of the shitty reviews george tried to cover it up and replace the character with dooku.
>>64007471
Everything has to be spelled out these days, it's a sad sad future we live in.
>>64007800
>Luke hints at the existence of teleportation early on in A New Hope ("Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock."), therefore it is quite possible Bigger Luke is indeed being teleported into certain shots of the original Star Wars trilogy.
>>64007813
It's the Autistimes.
He just liked fucking with Luke. He thought it was funny.
>>64007837
>If R2 is indeed teleport-shuffling Luke Prime with a cloned Bigger Luke, this would imply that R2 has access to technology far beyond that of the rest of the galaxy. How does R2 have access to a technology that even the Empire lacks? The Empire is never seen utilizing any form of teleportation, and it is also possible that Luke's acknowledgement of teleportation was merely intended to be sarcastic, at least as far as the Star Wars canon is concerned. However, his otherwise tongue-in-cheek statement may be intended to hint to the viewer that Luke is, in fact, being teleported at regular intervals by some unknown force, probably R2.
>>64007807
The only thing supporting that claim is pure cherrypicking.
>>64006579
Underrated and only real answer
>>64007292
Japanese styled drawings really can make any type of people attractive. Just look at that dirty gyppo. I'd bang her.
>>64007898
Waht? No, Lucas said it himself. Jar Jar was supposed to be a Thunderfoot/Drunken Master combo character.
>>64007934
source: your ass
>>64007178
>the original frog poster
>Now I am Yoda.
>>64007960
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lucas-on-jar-jar-sith-drunk/d752067a-8b1f-11e5-be8b
>>64007121
Box sets are always ordered 1-2-3-4-5-6, every marathon watching thing is 1-2-3-4-5-6.
It's how Lucas intended.
>>64007813
Everything has to be spelled out because test audiences are bored and disinterested in everything except the paycheck. Test audiences are always tailored this way because the vast majority of the spending demographic is bored and disinterested in anything that isn't fucking.
Which means there isn't any money in making movies for people who actually like stuff.
>>64008045
Nice 404
Or are you one of the alternate universe posters we get so much on 4chan?
>>64007898
During the battle of naboo the only sane explanation for his antics is that hes a master of Zui quan. I can recognise this because of years of pretending to be retarded on the internet.
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>>64006614
And then you guys complain about Lucas editing the old movies.
>>64006223
He was going a bit senile and living so close to a dark-side cave meant that he probably talked to a lot of force ghosts.
Since they were evil dicks they liked to mess with him and were always touching his stuff.
>>64008098
The fault in your argument is the assumption that george lucas is sane.
>>64008045
>dead link
I'll just mark you down in my calendar as BTFO then shall I?
>>64006223
What was Darth Vader doing in that cave and how did they reattach his head?
>>64008170
It probably works fine in his dimension.
Of course the awareness that hes a cross-dimensional poster has caused his dimension to diverge from ours. So in his dimenison we got BTFO'd
>>64008125
better lock him up, he is clearly a danger to himself or others.
>20+ years isolation
>almost everyone you knew is dead
>nobody listened to you about anakin and now he's a psychopathic child murderer
>Obi wan is playing golf on tatooine
>your only hope is a whiny bumpkin
You'd be a little unbalanced too
im gonna let you guys in a little secret, the prequels have NOTHING to do with star wars
>>64007121
Darth wasn't even planned to be Luke's father in the first episode. The whole thing has been a retcon shitfest since the very beginning.
>>64008241
>your only hope is a whiny bumpkin
No, there is another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcjnbIF1yAA
Am I the only one who honestly believes that this is the best scene in the entire series?
>>64008241
>>nobody listened to you about anakin and now he's a psychopathic child murderer
Yoda was the one that fucked up.
>your only hope is a whiny bumpkin
True. Just dump Luke and tell Obi-Ghost to fetch Leia jailbait.
>>64008255
The really atrocious retcon is "Darth" being the title every Sith has. Obi-Wan calls him that as if it's his first name for shit's sake.
>>64006223
>the part where Yoda just repeatedly boops r2 on the head with his little cane
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>>64007892
The "bigger luke" hypothesis is a counter-argument to the darth-jarjar hypothesis.
Nothing can be proven wrong, therefore, they must be correct.
>>64008416
I guess now we can assume Obi-Wan was probably making a mockery of the "Darth" title or something.
>>64008416
I don't think it's that heinous, like >>64008766 says it's like if someone you knew started calling themselves "lord" so you do it to take the piss.
"The boy has no patience" is one of the best lines in Star Wars. In one second, Yoda goes from a dumbass comic relief puppet to the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy and I totally believe it.
>>64006223
he'd been alone in a swamp for decades, he'd gone a little crazy and basically become an animal
>>64006538
...and the prequels were made second, so technically he was out of character in those, retard
>>64006223
He was only pretending to be retarded
>>64008863
he also damn well knew who luke was and was testing him. He was skyping with obi wan
>>64008245
I think the prequels count as much as the novels by this point.
'Legends', or something.
>>64006538
Prequel Yoda was a meme, always speaking backwards like that. He rarely speaks that way in the OTs. What the fuck, George?
You have to understand the gay fucking atmosphere of the time period to get this. America was OBSESSED with all things Asian, especially new age Zen/Shaolin/KungFu/Easter Mysticism.
In some of those stories, the wise old teacher acts the fool to throw off the would-be pupil and teach him a lesson about appearances and what the true essence of the gay fucking art that he teaches is.
It's not a test. It's a lesson.
>>64009574
AROUND THE SURVIVORS, A PERIMETER CREATE
>>64009659
I think that's the first time I've read the force being described as 'gay fucking art'.
>>64009700
The entire prequels was like that. I seriously question who wrote the prequels and the OT because it couldn't have been the same person.
>>64006614
wow this made me laugh out loud
10/10
>>64006223
This is quality b8!
>>64006538
underage b&
>>64006538
>He was obstrusively out of character
But that was the fucking point. He was deliberately fucking with Luke to see how he'd react.
>>64009700
ALWAYS TWO THERE ARE. NO MORE, NO LESS.
Except weren't there less than two Sith at the very moment Yoda said this? I understand "no more" but why would he say "no less?"
test
>>64011287
Sheev and Maul
>>64011295
Well Congratulations! You got yourself unbanned!
What's the next step of your master plan?
>>64006804
Is he only pretending to be ugly ? is it some kind of trick from the dark side ? Like reverse Sheev ?
