What did he mean by this?
How do you think he hides that he's basically immortal?
Does he just vanish into obscurity for a century?
>>63997102
He enters Keanusleep after faking his own death, awakening only when he senses that a new form of entertainment medium has arrived so can feed off of the emotions that are elicited by his performances. Then the cycle begins anew. So it is, always been, and always will be.
payback's a bitch motherfuAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOHHHHUUHHH
>>63997102
>never ages
What a bro
Sad Keanu no more
can I come over, Keanu? I'd bring free pizza
>>63997046
He still banging the tranny?
Is his sister cured yet?
>>63997046
I thought he was rather straight forward. Be a human being.
Neo's trying to wake you up
follow the white rabbit
>>63998090
I dont think they were ever dating, they just went out to dinner with lana together
>>63998247
yes actually
>>63997046
>GIMME ATTENTION PLS
>is a tranny cocksucker
Fuck that faggot.
>>63997046
>he says this while posting from his phone to a social media website, while ignoring everyone around him just like the people he's bitching about
Get fucked
>>63998608
you're who he's talking about
>>63998633
obviously he was talking to people throughout the day and was demonstrating that people dont even take note of who's around them or they'd notice a celeb
>>63997046
Easy to say when he's got millions of dollars in the bank.
>Busy getting to work because i have to feed my wife and her kids
>12h shift
>"huuurrr live today! xDDD don't care about anything!"
>sent from my 500 million $ account
>>63997046
>buttblasted celeb upset because people don't want to fawn over him in the street.
Keanu is everything that is wrong with this world.
>>63997046
keanu had a hard life
>>63999047
>my wife and her kids
>her kids
Oh boy
>>63998600
l-lana?
>>63999047
this
>>63997046
based
>>63997046
>maybe give a hug...
no, thanks
you could be shot for that here.
Keanu unfucked his shit?
UNJUST
Why is he so perfect ? Post some of his based stories like the one where he makes fun of 911 victims
