>The Force Awakens >Badly written tripe full of fan service

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 02:01:14 Post No. 63984243 [Report]

>The Force Awakens
>Badly written tripe full of fan service
>Probably will make billions of dollars of profit

>Fury Road
>By far the best action movie of recent times
>Barely made its budget back

How do we fix this?

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 02:02:14 Post No.63984296
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 02:02:14 Post No.63984296 [Report]

Both were good.

They have a lot in common too.

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 02:20:20 Post No.63984903
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 02:20:20 Post No.63984903 [Report]

>>63984296
The Force Awakens was good. Fury Road was a masterpiece

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:02:20 Post No.63986226
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:02:20 Post No.63986226 [Report]

>>63984243
>>63984903
Reddit fuck off

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:03:48 Post No.63986265
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:03:48 Post No.63986265 [Report]

>>63986226
(You)

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:04:31 Post No.63986281
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:04:31 Post No.63986281 [Report]

>>63984243
We can't. The American movie viewing public are mouthbreathing shit. I assume most of the rest of the world is, also.

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:05:28 Post No.63986316
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:05:28 Post No.63986316 [Report]

>>63986265
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:31:14 Post No.63987125
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:31:14 Post No.63987125 [Report]

>>63984243
Feminisim Road sucked. It had no plot and was just 90 minutes of identical car chases.

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 04:33:05 Post No.63989138
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 04:33:05 Post No.63989138 [Report]

>>63987125

THIS

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 04:35:09 Post No.63989207
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 04:35:09 Post No.63989207 [Report]

Fury Road was a masterpiece of design. Probably the coolest looking film of the last 10 years.

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 04:45:11 Post No.63989508
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 04:45:11 Post No.63989508 [Report]

Star wars has always been my life but I know the only thing it has going for it is the vision of star wars. Lucas understood the universe and didn't need to explain it because he liked telling a story of friendship (which is a little lame) but it was still a piece of art I respect. This new one has no feelings except fan service and what people wanted to see. Everyone except the two main characters are shallow as fuck and even they just seem to be huge fan boys kissing up to the star wars legacy. And why the fuck is everyone an autistic 25 year old. Why was han's acting so rancid, why did the lightsaber battle look like a fan made battle, why were there scenes that looked like clips people would make gifs of with titles, why did they have to blow up the deathstar again, why bring up politics if you don't care to write them. Kylo Ren has achieved higher levels of autism then any fan. Disney is fucking a dead corpse they killed.