>Han meets Leia for the first time in years
>"Han Solo! It is I, C3P0"
>R2 wakes up years after Luke left
>gets bitch slap by that golden abusive faggot
Is C3P0 the most hated character in all of Star Wars or not?
Valar Morghulis
>>63982988
>"you probably dont recognize me because of my RED ARM"
I really expected him to go BAZINGA right there
the thing is he's meant to be annoying in-universe, which is funny, that hes irritating even to R2
>>63983451
R2's an asshole, though.
They're made for each other.
>>63983538
Artoo's a dick but he gets shit done
Threepio's a dick but he's just annoying and whines
>>63983401
>my RED ARM
KOJIMAAAAAAAA
>>63983538
>>63983575
>R2's an asshole
What? No he's not.
>>63983601
>inb4 VENOM C3PO (PUNISHED DROID)
>>63982988
nah hes one of the most based characters of all time
>>63983575
3po was actually helpful on Endor though, and he tried his best in Jabbas palace, but Luke just wasn't saying things that Jabba wanted to hear.
>>63983652
>constantly making snide remarks in front of people who cant understand him and insulting the one guy who does understand him to his face
hes 1 cheeky wee cunt bruv
OH MY, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME
I'M A GAY MANS GOLDEN FANTASY
So why no theories involving him to be a deceptive evil robot? He was built by Vader. Fucks shit up. And as most villains has a British accent.
>>63983575
>Threepio's a dick but he's just annoying and whines
Literally everyone on this board.
well, he was made by a sith lord.
>>63983726
PROGRAMMED FOR HOMO ECSTACY
TEN MILLION FORMS OF GAY-POSITIONING
>>63983773
>>63983812
>being built by Anakin
Holy shit. Anakin was a little faggot, and C3PO is a faggot. It all fucking makes sense now.
>>63983652
He totally had the map to Luke's location all along m8
>>63983894
this
You didn't even need the soccer ball. You could have literally just explored the area that was missing from the map.
>>63983894
>rebels have the entire map
>r2 has a portion of it
>rebels are too retarded to check out the missing portion
Jesus fuck I was bothered by that, at first I thought Prometheus took the cake
>>63983773
>>63983812
I can't believe I forgot that this happened. That alone is enough to condemn the prequels for being atrocious.
>>63982988
he's a big boss.
>>63983451
But they stay together because the sex is FANTASTIC
He is going to be all red by the end of this trilogy, calling it now.
>>63983401
>>63983601
>>63983671
> "R2, I'm already a demon."
> PUNISHED "VENOM" C3PO
> A FALLEN LEGEND
> implying that's the real C3PO
> implying the real C3PO isn't in another part of the galaxy building the true rebellion
> STAR WARS EPISODE VIII: THE PHANTOM DROID
> "I won't scatter your circuits to the heartless sea, I will always be with you."
That should satisfy your MGSV+TPP shitposting jones for a while.