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>When I'M the queen, I'm gunna have YOU clean toilets!
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>When I'M the queen, I'm gunna have YOU clean toilets! Hehehe!
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why did they look so similar? Was the decoy an actual clone?
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>>63980016
they scour the galaxy for look a likes
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>>63980016

Keira Knightley is the double senpai.
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When I'm the queen, I'm gonna have you die for me!
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>>63979974
Goat line tbqh family
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>>63980016
The decoy was indeed a clone named Paadmé.
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>>63980767
10/10
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>>63980016

I still trip out about this to this day.

Like that scene in particular. Keira looks to Portman's character for approval, but Portman just basically leaves the whole thing up to her. Had Keira Knightley's character as the decoy made a different decision in that moment, the whole plot could have taken a different turn entirely.

Would have made a good Infinities story desu senpai
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>>63980767

oh you
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Natalie Portman bullied the shit out of Kiera Knightley during the Phantom Menace Shooting.
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>>63980914
I would pay to have been there
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Padme's costumes were one of the few highlights of Ep1.
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>>63980812
This is why the prequels have so much more depth than TFA. Endless possibilities and imagination.
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>>63981019
And episode 2
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>>63979974
How many rewatches it took you to notice when she's being herself and being a decoy? As a kid having a VHS I never noticed any difference between them.
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>>63981189
While I enjoy the midriff in ep2 I miss her geisha style costumes.
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>>63980914
source. your is not sufficient to satiate my girl-girl bully fetish
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>>63980812
She didn't leave the decision to her, they probably use their own system of signals.
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>>63981233
Holy shit stop bullying... I don't like it...

And don't tell me to shut up and behave... I get enough of that on /sp/
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>>63980767
Goddammit..
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>>63981326
>/sp/
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>>63981510
No more
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>>63981576
>>>/sp/
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>>63981510
more
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Imagine a universe where Anakin didn't turn everything to shite.

Growing up as Luke would've been fucking hell - your mother is Padme in full milf mode and your twin sister is Leia. Boy would have complexes to make Anakin look normal.
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>>63981284

Sabe was clearly thinking the decision over the decision. Padme's words seem to suggest "we don't need the queen here, but it might help."

I also sometimes wonder how different the trilogy might have been if Keira Knightley had played the real Padme.
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>>63981189
>>63981225

Natalie actually said that dress was way too fucking tight on her during shooting. The breathing you see in the scene with Anakin by the fire where she looks extremely uncomfortable has less to do with how she was playing the character and more to do with the fact that she couldn't fucking breath in the torture device George and the costume department came up with for her.
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>>63980914

>natalie portman femdomming kiera knightley

holy shit
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>>63981603
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>I'm a senator!
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>>63981637

That was kind of the point of the Solo twins actually. Jaina and Jacen in their teenage adventures are kind of like how Luke and Leia might have been had things been different for them.
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>>63980914
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>>63979974
does she mean her butt hole?
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>>63979974
how did she become queen at 16?
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>>63981874
Sheev killed her parents with the force
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>>63981874
She's a jew
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>>63981723
>>63981809
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>>63981910
its an elected position not hereditary
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>>63981874

queen means nothing in that country

a few years later she was apparently promoted to senator or whatever, which is somehow higher than queen
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>>63981975
it still doesn't make a lot of sense how a 16 year old managed to get to an elected position like that
is she some kind of political genius?
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>>63980914
Anyone have the screencap of the book where they said this?
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>>63982010

In AOTC, she actually says she wasn't the youngest queen Naboo had ever elected.

Makes me wonder how much fucking schooling they must rail into their kids on Naboo if some of their tweens and teens can be so ready for intergalactic politics.
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>>63982010

maybe she was a spacejew and got in via nepotism

who gives a shit, its retarded anyway
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>>63982010
>>63982074
>>63982077
She probably got the Gungan vote
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>>63982103

>Gungans
>being allowed to vote

NOPE
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>>63981938
>Queen
>elected

Nigger what?
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>>63982166
the queen of naboo is an elected position
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>>63982175
Oh George what have you done
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>>63982166

electoral monarchs are a thing
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>>63981723
Didn't Keira Knightley cry and almost quit the movie because of how uncomfortable her costume was too? And then there was that old dude that played Vader's boss in Episode IV that complained about his shoes so much that they stopped filming him with his legs out.
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>>63982161

jar jar was allowed to hold office, why wouldnt they be allowed to vote?
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>>63982010
Maybe some kind of tradition that has more with religious beliefs than politics. It looks like Naboo lived pretty well before Trade Federation came and didn't need a strong politician to rule.
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>>63982200

keira cried and almost quit because hershlag wouldnt stop bullying her
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>>63982195
Where? When?

Africa doesn't count they aren't real people
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>>63982189
there's literally nothing wrong with that
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>>63982166
It's not like all monarchy is hereditary even in the real world m8, open a fucking history textbook.
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>>63982236
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy
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>>63982204
He was a senator of the republic though. Not naboo
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>>63982200
Peter Cushing (Tarkin) had problems with his feet, most of his scenes were done with sandals.
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>>63982204

Jar Jar was a representative of the Gungans and the first of such representatives. The Naboo were human settlers on the Gungan's homeworld, but the Senate only really recognized the Naboo as the legitimate residents of the area. Gungans never recognized the Naboo and the Naboo tended to look down on the natives. Jar Jar was chosen as representative because he helped bring the Naboo and Gungans closer than ever before.
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>>63982235
W... what kind of bullying are we talking?
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>>63982200
>>63982235

Keira also embarrassed herself in front of Ewan McGregor when they were sitting on the back of a cart at the studio and she was wearing nothing but a robe when she fell off on accident and gave Ewan a full view of her privates.
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>>63979974
Loli Keira is cuter.
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>>63982175
youre wrong, the senate is the elected position
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>>63982401
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>>63980914
>>63981011
>>63981233
>>63981735
>>63981853
>>63982029
>>63982200
>>63982235
>>63982284
>>63982335
Someone post the Padme / Sabe fanfiction porn.
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sofia_Coppola
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>Padmé watched silently as Sabé undressed. The girl looked so much like herself, it was like looking into a mirror. Aside from the ornate white makeup on Padmé's face at that moment, the two were almost identical. Indeed she and Sabé had developed a covert form of communication that only the other handmaidens could interpret. Raising a single eyebrow ever so slightly, Padmé asked Sabé silently: is this what I think it is?

>Sabé answered her with a simple shrug of one bare shoulder as she finished removing her clothes. Her sign-language answer was clear: only if it pleases you.

>Eirtaé glided around behind the young queen and slid her hands up Padmé's hips sensuously.
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>>63982636
Based anon.
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>>63982432
queen of naboo is also an elected position
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>>63982517
Anyone ever recognized her? I still don't know where she is.
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>"Look at Sabé." Eirtaé commanded, taking charge of the situation as she always did. "So perfect...so beautiful..."

>Sabé smiled at the compliment and slid her hands up to her perfect young breasts, pressing them together with a playful smile.

>"So flawless..." Eirtaé continued. "Just like you are, Padmé."

>Eirtaé hands slid their way up Padmé's torso, to gently envelop her budding breasts. Padmé sighed slightly as the blonde girl's hands stimulated her small nipples. Eirtaé was so beautiful...so intelligent...so PERFECT. Padmé often wondered if Eirtaé should have been the queen of Naboo instead of her. It had been such a close election after all. And Eirtaé had taken such control of this intimate social circle. As she continued to caress Padmé's sensitive breasts, she found herself wondering if perhaps she should be the handmaiden, and Eirtaé the queen.
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>>63979974
Keira Knightley is way hotter than Natalie Portman desu senpai
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>>63982236
>Holy Roman Empire
> The Vatican
Hurr durr Africa.
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>>63980914
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>>63984491
She probably just saw a group of Palestinians
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>>63979974
Why is Elizabeth Swann dressed up as Amidala?
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>>63982236
>wat's Bolan
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>>63979974
Although Star Wars™ Episode I: The Phantom Menace™ was an excellent movie that Lucas Films™ is immensely proud of, it cannot hold a candle to Star Wars™ Episode VII: The Force Awakens™ now in theaters! If you haven't had the opportunity to join in the sensation sweeping the world, you should stop what you're doing and purchase a ticket today!
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>>63984928

god i knew she was a stone cold bitch.... sexy as faurk desu
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>>63984928

>picking on loli Knightley
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>>63984928
>talking to her without permission
I know this should make me not like her but it has the opposite effect.
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>>63982236
>Where? When?

Historically, some manner of elective monarchy is more common than not. Hereditary succession, and especially primogeniture, are actually surprisingly recent developments, only becoming widespread in the last thousand or so years. Of course, one has to be careful not to confuse elective monarchy with universal suffrage democracy - generally only a handful of people voted in monarchical elections, and elected monarchs typically served for life, rather than the brief terms of Naboo royals.

I honestly think Lucas was a bit torn between some admiration for royal trappings and the strongly democratic indoctrination of American schooling that makes it hard to parse the legitimacy of lifetime rulers.
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>>63984491
>Hershlag talking about Knightley.webm
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>>63985320

well I'm not sure how the Naboo politics may have been explained in the EU, but Padme's dialogue in AOTC about "popular rule isn't democracy, Ani" suggest that there may be a kind of electoral committee who chooses the queen from a group of prospects.
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>Electing teenage queens
This is what happens when there is nobody throwing out Lucas' shitty ideas.
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>>63986371

You do realize that child and teenage rulers were fairly common throughout history right?

Ivan the terrible was already having dogs maul his political rivals as a little boy to keep them in line
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>>63984928
Thanks bb
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>>63986423
Child leaders were a thing, but typically their rule was delegated to closely trusted advisors until they were at an age in which they could truly rule.

Some 13 year old girl being elected queen for a short time is beyond retarded.
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>>63986542
>Who is Cleopatra?
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>>63986542
>but typically their rule was delegated to closely trusted advisors until they were at an age in which they could truly rule.

Child monarchs could often hold a lot more power than people gave them credit for and one reason some had a habit of being exceptionally ruthless at times was because they had to show their older advisors and fellows that they wouldn't stand being messed with. While they delegated a lot of responsibilities to their advisors, this is something all monarchs did. The only child monarchs who didn't really exert much power were those who had no interest in ruling or were always just ceremonial puppets of their mothers or some other figure. But then, you can find just as many if not more adult monarchs who were just that as well. Child monarchs who had to be trained gradually assumed more and more direct authority as they got older but it wasn't that uncommon for some twelve year olds to jump into some of those duties sooner than others.

But I digress, this is an issue of hereditary monarchy, not elective monarchy. Presumably the Naboo monarchs' duties are such that in some cases an teenage monarch would suit just fine. Keep in mind that Naboo is a peaceful swamptopia without any things like an army and what not. Such places might not need a monarch to do much besides occupy a ceremonial role and occasionally sign an executive order deliberated by the legislative body. However, it may also be a testament to Naboo intelligence and education that some monarchs are exceptionally young and able to handle a handsome number of executive responsibilities. If this is an elective monarchy, than the king or queen is picked out from a handful of candidates, presumably by an electoral committee based solely on the merits needed to occupy the role regardless of age. In AOTC, Padme seems to imply that her youth was almost a bar against her becoming queen, despite not being the youngest Naboo ever had.
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>>63987034
What did he say?
>OH BESS
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>>63981794
Does that mean that if Anakin hadn't messed things up, Luke would have gone from goofy loser to whiny philosopher to badass to god to Kylo Ren?
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>>63986980
Cleopatra was 18 when she started her reign. That's certainly old enough to wield authority and power.

A 10-13 year old isn't doing shit.

Cleopatra also wasn't elected.
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>>63987116
Natalie was 18 during the shooting of TPM.
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>>63982204

They were but they had to count the number of flies on a bantha poodoo and they couldn't get it. Called them Jim solo laws.
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>>63980914

They said a few times she shoulder checked her while passing in the hall.
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>>63987165
She was 14.
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>>63988206
1999 - 1981 = 18
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>>63988206
I meant 16, sorry.
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>>63988297
They starting filming 2 years before that
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How did anakin manage to age 3 extra years when compared to padmé? Surely it was all the time dialation anakin experienced through lightspeed travel.
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>>63979974
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>>63988670
>my goodness, you've grown
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>>63982195
but by definition monarchs have divine right to rule, and don't need to be elected
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>>63987116
She was 16, anon.
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>>63980914
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>>63980767
Extremely subtle. 10/10 for real anon.
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>>63990380

That's absolute monarchy. In an electoral monarchy, members of the ruling class vote who will rule from among the eligible parties, usually sons, though in SW clearly women are eligible. Making it it a cognatic electoral monarchy.
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>>63991007
By ruling class I meant noble class, that is, landed peoples.
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>>63981874
Queen is apparently an elected position that rules over the planet. Senators are elected to represent the planet on Coruscant.
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>>63979974

jesus natalie portman had some dsl's
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>>63982074
Maybe Naboo believes only innocent lolis have hearts pure enough to lead
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>>63981749
nice outfit
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>>63984928
lel
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>>63984491
How do you pronounce her name? Hersh-lag?
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>>63991805
Why foo
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>>63991830
Its way too, idiot
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>>63982284
His feet were fine, the boots were the problem. The costume department couldn't find boots in his size so they squeezed him into a pair of undersized boots whenever they filmed his legs.
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>>63990183
Did he really burn all of his Star Wars memorabilia?
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>>63979974
why would she ever be a queens guard slave girl...whatever the title is, if im comin in to kill or take her im not gonna give a shit about offing anyone but her. Its the shittiest idea ever.
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>>63981510
maybe its to much time on this board but in this picture I cant unsee Daisy Ridley and it disturbs me
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>>63992840
I assume she gives hidden signals on what to say. Anyway I like how even though Naboo is apparently the most peaceful planet in the galaxy it's the only one with such a retarded body double system.
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>>63988708
>Bane AND Batman
>Legionnaire Titus Pullo
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POST HER WES ANDERSON NUDES
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>>63992681
I know he would throw away anything that resembles a lightsaber.
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>>63980914
oh my sweet jesus fuck
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>>63984491
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>>63982684
incorrect, sorry
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>>63994397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptFhhz5Lrqk


>I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die
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>>63992681
He burnt and threw away everything he got from the filming. So I assume props used on set like the pod racer helmet or shit like that
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>>63988708
>no CIA
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>>63982200
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>>63992421

What a bunch of pussies. If James Cameron had directed those movies he'd have them flogged.
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>>63979974
Isn't one of these Sofia Coppola? Pretty embarrassing, you just make The Virgin Suicides which is great, prime Dunst. And then you're in here for no reason one of five bitches who do nothing.
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>>63994960
Francis was visiting the set with his daughter and Lucas was like hey wanna be in Star Wars? Have a minor role.
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>>63979974
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>>63980767
I don't get it

>>63980799
>>63980854
>>63981409
>>63990954
Fuck off samefag, christ
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>>63995468
Luuke.
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>>63988708
>mr cucktastic
>good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>63979974
>tfw watching the Plinkett Episode II review

Why are these so rewatchable? I swear his reviews are actually better to revisit that the movies themselves - Star Trek ones included.
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>>63982166

> he doesn't know about an elected monarch
> what was the holy roman empire
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>>63981749
Her holster looks like a dildo.
Turn your head sideways and look at dat side profile
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>>63984928
>>63985309

I feel you bro. Makes her look like a fucking domme.

> tfw you will never be dominated by a young natalie portman
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POST MORE WAIFU.
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>>63992681
The kid who played anakin?
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