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Worst movies remakes. Pic related.
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>>63979644

It actually wasn't bad. The problem was no one wanted it and no one went to see it.
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>>63979644
TFA. Not baiting
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>>63979644

Totally agree. Worst movie I've ever seen. Total Sony Pictures garbage.
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>>63979744
What's TFA?
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>>63979644
Godzilla 1998
Terminator 3 (basically a remake of T2)
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>>63979793
TITS FUCKING ASS
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>>63979804
Godzilla 1998 was generic and disappointing (I haven't even watched the original japanese movies) but I have seen worse.
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>>63979644
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXOhIJg4B7k
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>>63979793

Truly fucking awesome
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Seen worse remakes. The scene where they take him apart was really jarring, the way it was meant to jar audiences seeing something similar originally.
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>>63979716
>It actually wasn't bad.
Yes, it actually was.
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And pretty soon the power rangers are gonna suffer the same fate
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>>63980300
The first Power Rangers was never good. Later series were much better (except from the 2nd one).
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red dawn
miracle on 34th street
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>>63980337
NOT A REMAKE
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Do the following count?

Jem and the holograms
Transformers (2-4 specifically)
Pearl Harbor (as a remake of tora tora tora)
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This was surprisingly solid

I just wanted to post it and say something nice before somebody started shitting on it.

dat duo of asses
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>>63979804
>Godzilla 1998
Godzilla 2014 was even worse
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>>63980492
> Script is a carbon copy of ANH.
>NOT A REMAKE
Star Wars fags are like those people who will eat someone's turds in public and then ask for seconds.
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>>63979644
It wasn;t bad, but it needed some blood and gore.
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>>63980568
Are you just saying that because your a waifu wanker or is this actually a decent flick?
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>>63980641
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>>63980568
>dat duo of asses
literally the only positive
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>>63980568
I'm glad Colin Farrell has been pretty much rejected as an action star, he's much better in weird comedies like In Bruges and The Lobster
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>>63980641
Not a Star Wars fag, but if that was a remake, it would be Episode VI, not episode VII

Still sucked ass tho, atleast boyega wan't THAT bad
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>>63980449
>red dawn
This is the winner.
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>>63980620
Literally no, g2014 isn't great at all but no. gtfo Roland and make your shitty ID4 sequel
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>>63980698
>muh nostalgia

Ferrell was good, the scenery was really good, the writing was decent, the 3 boobs chick was way hotter.

Watch the original Total Recall again without thinking HUR ARNIE!!!! because honestly its one of his weakest movies.
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>>63980667
And better Robocop design. And CG that don't look half-ass. And better drama.
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Never Say Never Again (Thunderball) directed by Irvin "I directed Empire Strikes Back" Kershner
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>>63980449
>Red dawn
/thread
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>They left one of his hands uncovered
Ruined the entire movie for me
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>>63979644
Wasn't a fan of the movie, but I really did like this one scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXOhIJg4B7k
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>>63979948
>holy christ
PG-13
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>>63980752
Literally yes. G2014 is worse than G1998. Even Emmerich wouldn't be dumb enough to kill off Walter White early in the movie.
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>>63980641

>carbon copy
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>>63980842
>>63979948
Oh, silly me. I should have noticed the link was already posted.
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>>63980568
Colin Farrel is the worst actor of all time. Only convincing acting he ever did were the weird ladyboy gay scenes in Alexander. Fuck Collin Farrel and fuck the Scottish race.
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>>63980492
it is
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>>63980909
>he didnt like SWAT or In Bruges

why you so fucking mad?
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>>63980492
JJ pls
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>>63980909
That's cuz he is a fag.
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>>63980909
He's from Ireland.
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>>63980909
He's only decent in the correct role which translates to retarded comedy character like In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths.
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>>63980909
I would fuck that hitler real hard.
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Halloween
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>>63980978
Both movies were terrible. You sir are a queef with shit taste in cinema.
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>>63981023
Fuck off apologist. Fuck Ireland, fuck you, and Collin Farrel is a deadbeat cunt.
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>>63980492
It's a "soft reboot"
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>>63979644
the Robocop remake is just offensive because the original is so good. the remake is very middle of the road and mediocre. I wouldn't call it "worst" by any means.

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>>63979948
>>63980842
This scene feels sterile and boring. It has none of the impact of Murphy's murder in the original. It's also where it's revealed that his memories are entirely intact, setting up the lame family melodrama that'll be one of the primary focuses of the film.

I don't know why this is always held up as being the one good scene in the movie.
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>>63979644
a glib facsimile
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>>63980779
The writing and pacing was awful. It was no different from any modern action movie that just roars by at a constant breakneck pace. There's no breathing room. Nobody ever pauses for a second. Every scene exists only to shuffle you along as quickly as possible into the next big set piece.
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