Grandma just sent this. Wat do /tv/
>your Mom
>our family
wew lad
There's a new chipmunks movie out right? Force them to endure that pile of shit.
>>63979643
Search your feelings, you already know the answer.
The Revenant
>tfw you're the "wife's son"
>>63979643
>seeing a movie on Christmas
how sad. Do people have no culture anymore? I'm Italian and my family enjoy delicious food all day and drink and enjoy each others company and open gifts.
Requiem for a Dream
Jacob's Ladder
Society
>>63979905
>us Italians
Fuck off wop there are plenty of disfunctional Italian families
>>63979975
I'm willing to bet none of them are so miserable they'll spend the 25th inside a movie theatre
>>63979643
Gummo
The H8ful 8
>>63979643
Hateful 8
>>63980165
>>63980149
>interracial gay rape scene
this
>>63980070
>the day after Christmas
>the 25th
its ok luigi, i didnt expect you to know how to read
The H8ful eight.
Tell them it's a comedy.
>>63979905
We eat, open gifts, spend time with our family AND go see a movie.
And we have enough time to do it all, cause we don't take a fucking nap in the middle of the day.
>>63979905
>sitting around eating spaghetti on Christmas Day when you could be enjoying a movie
>>63979905
Meat comes first.
Then Christmas.
>>63979643
We all know the answer is Star Wars, just go watch it. It's actually a great movie and everyone in the group will enjoy it.
>>63980233
>tfw no alcoholic Italian family to drink with on Christmas
>>63979905
it clearly says the day after
fucking dago
Help
>>63979643
Krampus obvious answer. Tell them its regular xmas movie.
>>63980493
good job, you did the right thing
>>63980493
Ask her to post her tits
>>63980197
here we celebrate on the 24th ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>63980493
Fuck off pleb
Your grandma won't enjoy that trash
>>63980544
her boopies??? :DDDD
you want her to post her litlte old boopers??? :))?
>>63980544
Join the light side anon. Don't make these kind of comments about the elderly.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
>using interpunction in a informal conversation
>>63980493
Matt and Tom sound like a couple of douchebags desu. Who gives a fuck what they like. It's a family christmas movie day. Your grandma won't like the hateful eight so Matt and Tom should shut the fuck up.
>>63979643
>you are included in that bunch
?, you an outcast, op?
>>63979905
RASPIPI FARTO
>>63980493
what's this "your mom" thing all about?
>>63979643
Kill your granny, be one with the dark side.
>>63979643
Anon, please take your grandma to see Hateful Eight. The day after, text asking for her thoughts on the "Warm Black Dingus" scene. Post results.
>>63979643
>you are included in that bunch
uffff
are you one of the weirdos of your family?
I'm sorry, man
>>63980900
Well he certaintly isn't a Matt or a Tom. It's all up to them what movies are worth watching. Fucking Matt and Tom, pieces of human garbage.
>>63980840
Probably the wife of OP's dad.
>>63980949
OP should sperg out about Matt and Tom. Complain to grandma why they their interests are above OP's.
why wouldn't you be default considered part of the 'family'
just what's going on here anon. did you fuck up.
>>63981202
hes probably the child of a single mother who is married to/dating the guy who is a part of this family
>'family'
what did she mean by that?
i already hate matt and tom desu
fuck those cunts
>>63981202
his mother is a whore and step father is a cuck
>>63980493
Fucking suck it up and deal with it, does this dumb bitch seriously think that there's a fucking film that 27 people including kids and the elderly are going to universally enjoy?
I fucking hate Star Wars and even I know that's the only choice to go with. I'd sit through it because I'm not a selfish aspie fuck who "isn't interested" and therefore can't see it. Or, you know, you could hang out as a family instead of sitting in a theater for no reason. Watching movies is not a social event.
>>63980783
i shouldn't be laughing at that this hard whats happening to me
>>63981392
Now that's not fair. What if his mother is a widow?
His step dad is definitely a cuck though.
>>63981438
>I'm not a selfish aspie fuck who "isn't interested" and therefore can't see it
Matt and Tom aren't aspies, they are dudebros or old men. Hence Grandma saying they would only like the "action" parts of the movies.
>>63979643
Take grandma to see channing tatums large swinging dick. It's literally the best Christmas present you can give her before she dies.
>>63981462
>>63981392
OP's stepdad here. I just wanna get my dick wet. What do I care if her kid is listening in the next room?
>>63981497
I'm talking about everyone she's saying wouldn't be interested or that they shouldn't see the movie because it may not be the absolute best experience of their lives to absolutely everyone in the family.
>>63979643
Your granny is awesome anon.
>>63981554
You are raising another mans son. You are a cuck.
>>63981612
She's not being an aspie, she's being a grandmother who wants everyone to be happy on Christmas. You are being the aspie.
>>63981554
it's just polite, OP's stepdad. Didn't your mom teach you that.
>>63979643
Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom
Being over a DVD of some incest porn
>>63981770
I don't think that's something that Matt and Tom would enjoy.
>>63979905
I would never go to a theater, but my family will usually put something on the TV.
This year I'm gonna try to force my entire family to watch Master and Commander.
>>63980572
Well that sounds like your whole family is a bunch of inbred morons raising inbred morons
>>63981657
The only thing I'm razing is his moms asshole.
>>63981849
nice, forcing normie plebs to watch a real film. Especially one the grandma and other women won't 'understand'
>>63979643
UNCLE BUCK
or
HOME ALONE
All other options are objectively worse.
>>63980783
An enjoyable kek
>>63979905
It doesn't take a whole fucking day to do Christmas stuff or eat. Never gone to the cinema on Christmas though. I think last time we just watched the Doctor Who Christmas special (2013 maybe?), and it was shite.
>>63979905
Pandoro o Panettone?
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
>>63982309
Panettone
>>63981657
>raising an adopted son is being a cuck
I'm not sure you know what that means
>>63980493
Do americans really go to the cinema on christmas day?
>>63982586
>raising another mans son isn't being a cuck
Are you taking the piss, mate?
but what will Matt & Tom watch?
>actually opening your messages from family members
>allowing them to know you are actively ignoring them
>>63980493
>Matt & Tom might enjoy the 'action'
>'action'
What did she mean by this?
>>63980493
your gmom is real good at the textin'
mine is 98 years old, she doesn't know what phones are
>>63980493
>>63979643
How old is your grandmother that she is able to type so coherently?
>>63979905
>I'm Italian
I'm so sorry
>>63979643
>Leaving the fucking house willingly on boxing day
Yeah no thanks Grandma
>>63983758
>boxing day
>>63979905
They don't enjoy your company you filthy guido.
>>63980493
Take them to watch Brooklyn
>>63983830
>he isnt watching footy with the lads on boxing day
baka desu senpai
>Someone over the age of 40 forming a cohesive sentence using an electronic device
Shoop
>tfw Tom and Matt are properly introduced in a future text
>they're pretty chill and not the assholes we all assumed they were
>the grandma was the villain all along
Calling it now.
>>63983984
>>>/brit/
>>63983984
>brits have been cucked by immigrants for so long that multiple generations have to call it boxing day instead of christmas
WEW.ladd
>>63984287
It's when you get your boxed-up prezzies and open them. Boxing Day. I guess the YouTube generation might call it "Unboxing Day", I don't know.
What do you call it? Jesuschristmas?
>>63984287
Boxing Day is the day after Christmas.
>>63984365
You do that on Christmas day you autist.
Why doesn't this dumb cunt just ask Matt and Tom what they want to watch if they're going to be such picky douchebags?
Jesus fucking Christ
