>that kid who, at a sleepover, had to call his parents that he was watching a rated M tv show like south park or a rated M movie because he needed permission and would get picked up and leave because his parents didnt want him to watch whatever it was
You need to be 18+ to post here. Kindly leave, now.
>be 15
>goin to see 300 with my friends
>meet at the theater after school
>one kid has hyper Christian parents, doesn't even let him watch PG-13 movies
>He calls his mom and has her pick him up because he doesn't want to lie to her
Jesus christ, some kids are so fucking sheltered
It was worse for me than it was for the rest of the guys, trust me
Is it still "taboo" for kids to watch South Park?
I remember back in 98/99 there were news reports constantly talking about how much it was a negative influence.
>that kid who you sleepily saw get woken up in his sleeping bag by the mother of the sleepover host and saw them go in the bathroom together for 15 minutes and then they both went back to their room/sleeping bag
why wasnt it ever me man
>>63950328
>>63950467
Gee, I wonder why so many are sexually repressed, and later become gun toting maniacs that shoot up innocent strangers?
>>63950328
I used to be that kid to an extent. I think it's part of the reason that no one ever invited me to hang out. I'm doing okay now, so I just don't think about the distant past
>>63950951
Did this ever actually happen? My buddy's mom was so fucking hot and I dreamed about this happening every time I slept over
>>63951156
Is that what happened with him, or are you making an assumption?
>>63950328
>youngfags had ratings for tv shows when they were sleep over age
>they have the gall to pretend they are superior over anyone
topkek grow some hair on your balls for me please op
>>63950543
No, because it's basically just a celebrity tabloid show now
>that kid who gave you your first blowjob at a sleepover when he thought you were asleep
>>63951621
fag
>>63951621
i loved playing with my friends dicks at sleepovers. we never really thought it was gay. I sucked a few of them off. we all consider ourselves straight now but sometimes i wish i could go back.
>that kid who is scared of his own shadow
>asthmatic to boot
>we all watch some horror movie
>he literally throws up in fear and starts hyperventilating
>everyones faces when
>>63950328
I stopped talking to someone because of this. I couldn't believe it was happening as it was happening.
>12th birthday sleepover party
>parents rent some of the latest releases for us to watch, we enjoy all of them
>dad gets call the next day from friend's mum, she's going off because we showed her son ali g: indahouse
>dad gives half assed apology
>same friend's birthday sleepover a few months later
>his parents make us watch predator 2
>>63950328
>that kid who didn't make a Starwars thread
>never had a sleepover during my childhood cause of boring friends
Sad
>>63950328
go back to /v/ underaged faggot
>that kid who kissed the inside of my butt checks in the first grade
>11th birthday
>sleep over, camping with friend
>in tent with friend (10 years old)
>our dads in other tent
>hear noises outside the second night
>friends dad comes in with flashlight
>says he heard noises and is scared
>says he wants to sleep between us
>I don't know what's happening
>friends dad grabs my hand and puts it on his dick
>look at friend who is sitting there not saying anything
>friends dad tells friend to help
>he climbs over his dad and pulls down my pants
>starts sucking my dick
>after a while friends dad stops and turns off flashlight
>a few minutes later he turns it back on
>he's in the corner jacking off watching us
>he then comes over and puts friend on top of me
>tells him to suck my dick while I suck his
>climbs behind me
>licks fingers and puts in friends ass
>he moans a bit
>starts to push dick in
>friends dad balls slap me in face
>friend is moaning a lot
>suddenly my dad opens the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosur
A 'friend' of mine once lied to his parents cause he was supposedly going to a small gathering but we went to a party. After it he was on the verge of tears just because he had lied to his parents. so he blamed it all onto myself. What a shithead, not my fault you have to handle ur sheltered mess.
This is the same kind of people who badmouth harmless shit like weed and act all cocky cause they don't drink or use drugs
>>63954019
DUDE WEED LMAO
>That kid who you hung out with at school but never anywhere else because his parents wouldn't let him leave the house, even through the entirety of high school
I was that kid
>Comparing boner sizes through boxers
>tfw I had the smallest dick
>tfw my black friend's dick was like twice the size of mine
>tfw he's now gay and that whole situation is gay as fuck
smhtbhfam
>when you were the first one to wake up at a sleep over and didn't know what the fuck to do
>>63954074
Nice meems
>>63954107
>not making breakfast in bed for your friends mum
>>63952399
>not having "fun" with your bestfriend
i feel bad for you. you missed out a lot
>>63950328
>that one friend who's super touchy and close and likes hugging without consent
>tfw other kids in first grade didn´t watch gory Japanese action/horror flicks with their dads
>>63950328
Holy shit that literally happened to me when South Park Movie came out.
My friend had to call his mom to get permission to watch goldeneye on vhs
>>63951156
>innocent
well meme'd
>>63953743
>>never had a sleepover during my childhood cause of boring friends
>Sad
>that moment you realise you weren't invited.
>tfw you were one of the cool kids in school
I had a friend who had the LOTR- and Spider-Man movies on DVD but wasn't allowed to see them because of his parents, we were like fifteen or sixteen.
>that kid that fondled my dick while i pretended to be asleep
What did he mean by this?
>>63955410
what happened then?
>>63957513
LOTR I can almost half understand even if 16 is too old to be held off of it, but spiderman?
>that kid that wasn't allowed to watch Dragon Ball Z, and pretended that the show was shitty because he was unable to fit in
>that kid that wasn't allowed pokemon
>that kid that wasn't allowed yu-gi-oh
>that ikid that wasn't allowed Beyblade
>>63957574
He woke up
>when there is a school reunion and all your friends are reminiscing about adventures you weren't even there
>that kid who runs out of the cinema while watching a horror film and goes to play mini golf with himself for two hours
I'm not going to let you forget that, Will.
>be age 13
>really want to go to the teen disco (for ages 13-15)
>wasn't allowed go by my single mom
>the venue was so close I could see it from my bedroom window
>could hear it too
>next year my mom says "now you can go" but keeps dropping me off at my grannies house so she can go out with her friends instead
>next year my dad has custody of me every weekend it's on so I can't go then either
>go to the stupid fucking disco for first time at age 16
>it's alien and strange to me
>never go there again
"anon, it's a Friday night and you're 18! Why aren't you out with your friends?!"
rrrrRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63957677
>that kid that wasn't allowed yu-gi-oh
That was me. My mom was convinced they were the work of the devil and prohibited me of buying cards, but at least I could watch the show since she wasn't home when it aired.
>>63954858
No the strangers were definitely guilty, you're right. Had it coming, fucking movie going pieces of filth
>>63957574
we went to sleep
>>63954090
Same. They said I could invite them to our house, but I didn't have any video games, while my friends had PSX or the N64. So, I thought they would be bored if I invited them.
>>63951156
Read up on who James Holmes' father is. It's quite good for a giggle.
>>63958141
Shit I had a friend like that
Whenever I'd ask him if he wanted to come over he'd ay he couldn't but that I could come round his
He later became a cunt though. Still see him from time to time. I think he thinks we're still friends
>>63958009
>Roasties and chads
>innocent
>>63958214
>James Holmes father is/was set to testify regarding the LIBOR banking scandals.
Damn nigga
>>63954255
>tfw all of your friends stop going over to each others houses to watch movies or play video games
>tfw all they want to do is play drinking games and get drunk
I don't even go anymore
>>63953548
Hello Reddit. Now fuck off.
>>63954105
BIG
>>63950328
Why was Coralines mom so smug?
>>63950328
>that kid who called his parents after bursting into treats because he woke up to an asshole staring him in the face
>>63950328
I grew up in the Societ Union where my alcoholic father beat me every day
>>63953996
EPIC XD
>>63954019
DUDE
WEED
>>63958246
/r9k/ill yourself my man
>>63950328
people are so dumb. how would the parents even find out if the kid went ahead and watched it without telling them
the only thing im going to censor my kids from is porn (good luck with that)
>10 years old
>friend spends the night
>we piss together and jerk off together and feel each other's dicks in between movies and video games
>tells me a story about how when he does it with his cousin white stuff comes out
>we have no idea what that means
>none of this was weird to us
I was gay as fuck
>>63960997
lmao fag
>>63950328
>tfw missed out on losing my virginity at 16 because I didn't want to lie to my mother
>tfw I've regretted every day that's passed since, and even when the opportunity presented itself again I refused because it was a different girl and she was a hamplanet.
>tfw still living at home, may have failed out of college, seriously considering suicide
I'd like one cyanide pill, please.
>>63960858
Speaking as someone who knows that particular feel, it would come out eventually. Especially as a kid, it's difficult to keep secrets when your parents sheltered you through most of your life.
>tfw one kid hides GTA so his mom won't see it
Like she was gonna come in the room and search through the game pile brah
>tfw hung out at a friend's house for a couple hours
>tfw it somehow turned into a sleepover with you, him, and his parents all watching MST3K and Trailer Park Boys movies
That was a good day. Weird ass day, but a good day.
>>63954090
>>63954090
I feel you m8
>be me
>be 9
>be in school with friends
>"hey anon do you want to come over to my house on Saturday?"
>tell him I would but I have to ask my parents first
>parents tell me no I have to go to a family event
>friends says he gets it, tells me how about next week
>my parents still say no
>I wasn't able hang out with anyone until I was in 7th grade
>fast forward to high school senior year I am sitting in my room watching Netflix on my laptop
>dad walks in
>"Anon why do you only sit in your room all day on your laptop?"
>ask him what he means
>asks why I don't hang out with my friends
>tell him because I know if I ask he will say no
>he says that he would have let me
now I'm a jr in college and all my friends are always busy with college and work so no one sees anyone anymore and I missed out on having a great time in high school because I was too scared to be told no by my parents. Even now I'm scared of rejection from everyone not just my parents. Luckily I still have my cousin who I smoke weed with and go street racing so I'm not a total beta
>>63954255
not even gay (well, maybe a little) but that's hot as fuck
>>63960506
Maybe people don't want to see how much your stepdad stretched your asshole. You ever think about that?
>>63960223
Ha you implied he uses Reddit, upboat!
>>63957636
kirsten dunst's nipples
>>63950328
There was always that one fucking kid.
>>63958009
There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
>>63961788
Do you two bang?
Nice Hitler dubs.
>>63961068
Are you gonna lie about failing?
>>63957726
>not going to school reunion with a loaded gun for all these years they bullied you
>>63950328
In Denmark the ratings were based on age - 7, 11 and 15.
If we wanted to watch something that said 11 on it, we just figured we had to be two or more so that we could add up the numbers of our age.
Good times being 7.
>>63952767
>>63951621
Me and my friend had anal sex at a sleepover once, and never spoke about it again. We're both engaged to different women now, are we gay?
>>63962837
I don't think so, being a horny teenager you would fuck pretty much any hole if given the chance. Worst case scenario you're bi, since (I presume) you're also turned on by women.
>>63962876
>Worst case
2
0
1
5
fucking bigot
>1st grade
>make another kid eat my shit
good thing he never remembered
>>63963004
Scat fetishists start young, I see.
>>63961788
Did you tell him you've become so numb, you can't feel him there?
>>63950328
Do you think hes succesful?
At least he doesnt spend his free time in this shithole.
I guess good parenting can help.
>>63963004
>he never remembered
Of course he does. But it's hardly a thing someone wants to talk about.
>allowed to have one sleepover as a kid
>have it in our tree house
>fellow 11 year old brings a bottle of vodka
>four shitfaced tweens just a'rasslin' around for a few hours
>every one of us Ends up puking in the corner
>3 out of 4 wake up with piss soaked pants
Good times y'all
>be friends with rich kid
>jew kid in our class is friends with him too
>big surprise
>sleepover at rich kids house
>jew kid comes over
>gets the shits big time because i get to sleepover and he doesnt
>cries
keep in mind this was grade 5 or 6
>starts throwing a tantrum like a 3 year old
>his mum just gives up and lets him stay
>plan of staying up all night is gone, jew has to be in bed by 7:30
>saturday night
>me and rich kid have to sleep on floor because jew demands the bed
i hate jews
>>63960013
loser
