Is there even one memorable line from this movie? You can tell if a movie is really great if people are constantly quoting it or making parodies of it.
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>63945326
I'm trying here
>60 PORTIONS
>TRAITOR
>It's true, all of it
tr8r
THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
>>63945326
"That's not how the force works."
QWOD JUMPAH
Han and Chewey had some good bants
>>63945326
>You can tell if a movie is really great if people are constantly quoting it or making parodies of it.
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
>Do you have a boyfriend? A cute boyfriend?
BTW I watched the dubbed brazilian version and the voice actor delivered the line with a lot of confidence, how did Finn said it in the original audio?
>>63945326
"why does everyone wanna go back to jakku" made me kek hard
beep boop
"Droid, please!"
I like this thing!
>>63945326
>You can tell if a movie is really great if people are constantly quoting it or making parodies of it.
Baneposter detected.
They tyranny of the memes will never return!
>>63945326
Traitor
Le who talks first, you or meesa?
TRAITOR
>>63945495
He says it kind of quick, like he's fishing. Not like a nervous beta or anything, just trying to keep her from thinking he's asking her out.
>>63945495
Like a nervous beta teenager.
Based HueHues did it right. I'd be okay with another Lando smooth talker.
>The droid... stole a freighter?
>Anything else?
>>63945414
The only funny line in the film desu senpai
Traitor and "You're cold?!"
>>63945326
TR8R you cretin
>>63945326
None of them can act, except maybe Finn and Poe's actors, but even then their lines fell flat.
>YOU TALK, I TALK? xD!
Jesus...
>>63945326
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
BB-8 when Chewbacca roars at him
TRAITOR
>>63945326
"You wanna talk first? Or am I gonna talk first? How is this gonna happen"
"You need a pilot. I need a pilot"
"Why are you moving your head like this *gestures*. What's that supposed to mean?"
I don't remember exactly cause I've only seen 1 time
>>63945326
>THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
>Anything else?
>Aand, I'll drop my weapon
>There has been an awakening
>>63945668
>>63945558
>you will never be this much of a cynical faggot
...BEN!
>And you will drop your gun.
>And I'll drop my gun.
>>63945495
Sort of like this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13srYJNUVUn
>>63945704
*BANE
>>63945702
That line was straight out of the book of Marvel quips. It was that bad.
![Mark-Hamill[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZFNV08p.jpg "Mark-Hamill[1].jpg")
>"..."
>>63945668
>None of them can act, except maybe Finn and Poe's actors
Adam Driver is the best actor in the movie
>>63945326
This was pretty memorable
>>63945736
>...
>...
>...
>I Jedi.
>>63945744
No joke, she sounded like Daenerys in this scene.
>>63945326
>You can tell if a movie is really great if people are constantly quoting it
Yeah, they were already quoting The Big Lebowski four days after it was released.
>>63945741
He was a whiny edgelord faggot that got his ass handed to him by a Mary Sue. Good luck recovering from that, pal. Your villain days are done.
"Forgive me. I feel it again... the call from light. Supreme Leader senses it. Show me again, the power of the darkness, and I'll let nothing stand in our way. Show me, grandfather, and I will finish what you started."
Gave me chills to be honestly familia
"This will begin to make things right."
>>63945744
I'll admit, I like her accent, but her lines and acting was horrid.
The piece of junk will do!
I bypassed the compressor.
>These are your first steps
Love how they got McGregor to read those lines
>>63945816
>>63945827
>Looking up lines
TFA shills are hilarious
Chewie kinda likes you
>>63945792
Your reply didn't address my post in any way
>>63945880
But I didn't, I just remember the line.
>>63945880
Except that guy obviously didn't look the line up, because he quoted it wrong. Nice try, though
THAT WAS AMAZING
THAT WAS AMAZING
>>63945894
Yes it does. He was a whiny edgelord faggot. Driver played him. What's so hard to grasp?
>>63945326
>Take that mask off!
You call yourself /tv/. Faggots.
>>63945368
>kanjiklub
>bunch of Asians
Seriously, how is this not racist.
>>63945937
>Except that guy obviously didn't look the line up, because he quoted it wrong. Nice try, though
Why are you talking in the third person? You can't score upboats here, friendo
>>63945916
>But I didn't, I just remember the line.
That's what they all say. I remember people tossing that line around before the movie came out.
>>63945948
Your post was a criticism of the character, not of Driver's acting you mongoloid
han's "BEN" was pretty memorable. I like how they didn't add any music to that scene either.
>>63945951
It's "Take off that mask, you don't need it"
>>63945999
Tell that to Kanjiklub.
>>63945999
>Your post was a criticism of the character, not of Driver's acting you mongoloid
>Whiny edgelord faggot
He acted like a whiny edgelord faggot. Jesus, and you morons like the exposition-less TFA? That can't be true because I have to hold your hand to do 1+1 here...
>>63945326
Here's one: "glib facsimile"
>>63945369
Underrated post.
>>63945326
>Poe: why are you doing this?
>Finn: because it's the right thing to do
>Poe: ...because you need a pilot?
>Finn: because I need a pilot
>Finn: stay calm, stay calm
>Poe: I am calm
>Finn: I'm talking to myself
>Rey: Stop holding my hand! I know how to run!
>Maz: Who are you?
>Kylo Ren: Can you help me? There's something I need to do, but I haven't got the strength to do it
I've only seen the movie once.
>>63945998
>Why are you talking in the third person?
Because it wasn't me you edgelord
>>63945326
You probably don't recognize me because of my new red arm
>>63946107
Sure, anon, sure :^)
Fire up paint now and remove (you)
>>63945998
/tv/ should adopt id tags to keep edgelords like you out. At least in /pol/ retards can be shamed out of threads.
>>63946127
That was the only part of this movie that really felt like star wars
Poefinn came close though.
Yellow lady to Finn:
>You have a weapon!
![LCD-projector-reviews[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4LVZE8t.jpg "LCD-projector-reviews[1].jpg")
>>63946130
>>63946043
What do you expect to see?
>>63946196
BANE?
>>63945545
i cant believe that fuckin line was a line, im not even mad but its just so bold/cringey/hilarious/racialist
>>63946196
The face of my son
>>63945816
I dont get the grandfather line. Who's hans dad? Or did he mean grand, father? I dont get it.
Apart from the "PORTIONS" guy, all I can remember are jokes and quips
>>63946245
No. Don't even try to force a meme you faggot fuck
>>63946245
Are you retarded?
>>63946245
Leia is his mother. Vader is the father of Leia. Get it now?
>>63946138
>/tv/ should adopt id tags to keep edgelords like you out. At least in /pol/ retards can be shamed out of threads.
Uh-oh, someone's triggered. It's okay. I feel your pain. You should rethink your stay here. All TFA shills go to the same spot and I suggest you make your way to that promising circle jerk land
>>63946245
Obvious bait.
>>63945545
When was this? I don't remember it.
>>63945369
>it's all true.
>>63946313
He's right though, it would be hilarious to finally see the fact that most of the cynical shitposting is the same people in every thread
>>63946313
>I hate popular films because I study film at my local community college
>Maybe one day I can transfer to the Arts Institute!
>>63945558
Ugh, that line.
Jittery millenial self-deprecating nerd humour.
You may say I'm reading a lot into it, but jittery millenial self-deprecating nerd humour (JMSDNH for short) has a very distinctive odour.
"Thank you."
-Kylo Ren, as said to Han
>>63945326
when han solo is on the bridge and he yells
BANE!!!!
i thought wow, kylo really is a big guy now
>>63946342
In the Falcon, when Finn was trying to convince Rey he was with the Resistance.
YOU NEED A TEACHER
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WAYS OF THE FORCE
>get her on board
>>63946106
>>Rey: Stop holding my hand! I know how to run!
Strong "toothy vagina" woman.
Yeah, she'll bite it right off, that's how confident and secure she is.
Submit your blaster for inspection.
Do you remember who I am? Huh? Now I give you the orders!
>>63946382
>>63946384
TFA will be forgotten, your delusions will be exposed for all their irrelevance. This is a cash grab that's done fairly well but has no spice or creative force, and you will see it for what it is eventually
>>63945326
TRAITOR
aaand i'll drop my gun
DROID, PLEASE
>BB-8's lighter thumbs up
BEN!!!!
Who gave you permission to remove that helmet?
TRAITOR!!! (this time said by Kylo Ren)
>>63946498
>Ill call it in to snoke
What did he mean by this?
>>63946546
I love how Phasma doesn't even respond during that.
>>63946590
>snoke's a big wise guy
>>63946526
virgin
I laughed pretty hard at the exchange between Leia and Han
"And don't say the Death star"
You changed your hair.
Same jacket.
No, different jacket.
>>63946548
>What was done in the past can never be outdone by things now
>Because my film professor told me so
>>63946014
>>63946587
>>63945704
Han was at full power here
>>63946074
His character is a whiny edgelord faggot, and Driver portrays that perfectly, you incredible fucking idiot.
>>63946694
You think TFA will have the impact of Star Wars? An independent film with no promotion or hype and it became the biggest smash hit of all times?
OUT OF MY WAY, BALL
>>63946749
>first movie to make Star Wars popular in the public eye since Return of the Jedi
>>63945326
>I rate films by how memeable they are :333
Please curbstomp yourself somehow
>>63946694
>Just like A New Hope except its no longer original, risk-taking or revolutionary
>Outdoing anything in any way
>>63946548
>>63946749
>impact
Who cares. It's a sequel in a franchise. A very solid sequel and the beginning of another promising trilogy.
>>63946727
This.
I kind of liked that he was sort of an an impotent dipshit.
Darth Draco Malfoy
>>63946749
>What is Avatar
Man, how much are you spending at school? I'd contact the Dean and get your professors credentials checked.
"anything else"
>>63946781
All 3 prequels made insane money
>>63946635
Sure, if you say so.
You seem to think women reward acts of kindness with sex.
Have you tried offering them money yet?
Because that's exactly as creepy as being a male feminist, holding out for a sexual reward.
>>63946791
yes it's on the level of Captain America
>>63946856
but they turned into "take your kids to see" movies not actual events
they were not generally accepted
>>63946791
It's creatively bankrupt, deviating from A New Hope only by making New Luke amazing at everything without any training and making New Vader a weak edgelord.
TRAITOR
>>63946930
TPM had the most hype of all time
>>63946635
>being enslaved to the carnal Jew
>>63946699
the delivery on that line was perfect
>>63945326
TRAITOR
>>63946970
do you remember the fallout tho?
as i said, it was the most popular after Return, not hyped; this got incredibly better reception
>>63946106
"I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you!!"
>>63946941
>creatively bankrupt
Yeah don't even hide that you're a film student. With all these schools pumping out creative geniuses. But all we're getting is "rehashes" its like as if you all aren't talking out of your asses and have no ability create something unique.
>>63946941
nice job seeing them as glib facsimilies instead of the actual new characters they were
ren is his own character, and although she couldve been written better so is rey
>>63947012
show some patience, TPM took a while to get really hated. This won't be that bad but it will need a strong couple of sequels unless it wants to fall into Just Another Disney Property tier
>>63947053
>Don't even hide that you're a film student
Literally what the fuck are you on about? This level of projecting is amazing.
YOU'RE cold?
I remember it because it was one of the few times my mother laughed really loud (went with my whole family)
>>63947133
>Literally
What is next, are you going to literally grab me through the screen and make me understand your point of view?
>>63946941
nothing exposes a weak story like a dogshit villain
>>63947068
>Ren is his own character
Yeah, a shit one that is neither intimidating nor sympathetic.
>Although she couldve been written better so is rey
Exactly, she was also shit.
They played the roles of the new Luke and new Vader but were far worse characters.
>>63945326
>We'll just use the force
>That's not how the force works
I CAN DO THIS I CAN DO THIS
>>63946727
>and Driver portrays that perfectly
Yup.
The guy you were responding to is incredibly daft.
>>63946196
a elephant
>>63947014
>>63946106
I was full dumb for a sec. forgot to post webm.
"I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you!"
>>63946196
Another mask
>>63947257
He is plenty intimidating, not sympathetic though
>>63946196DEEZ NUTS
>>63946586
that scene where he just drop his blaster was ridiculous funny to me
>>63947402
He fucks up everything by being too weak to mind read Rey, gets mocked by an officer who he doesn't fuck up, but instead has to get saved by, and proceeds to get rekt by someone holding a lightsaber for the first time. If he was intimidating at the start, that quickly faded away.
>>63947379
"I'm Lube Skywanker. I'm here to rescue you!"
Kasdan dropped the ball on this one.
Everything feels rushed and they're just jumping through scenes and shots. Feels like the entire movie takes place in half a day.
On top of that there's barely any memorable dialogue bits and it felt like they were using stock conversations the entire time.
Maz in particular was completely unnecessary.
>>63947814
Don't bully the Maz! Pls no bully
>>63946074
Holy shit, how are people on this board so fucking retarded? Kill yourself, you dipshit.
>>63945495
Did he actually say "cute boyfriend?" Has no one considered that he's gay?
>>63948062
>those tiny eyes
>>63946245
>tfw my retarded friend audibly whispered in my ear "WHAT THE FUCK? DARTH VADER IS HAN'S DAD? BUT THAT MEANS HE'S LUKE AND LEIA'S BROTHER! OMG INCEST EW" right bang in the middle of that scene and I had to spend the next five minutes explaining it to him because he just wouldn't understand
Jesus fuck, what a pain.
>>63948237
>Has no one considered that he's gay?
bruh
Wheres my boyfriend chewbacca?
>>63946526
Seek help
>>63948317
I would be okay with this
>>63948317
wait.. so.. the white girl gets cucked? what a fucking twist
Legit laughed when snopes.com belted out GENNNNERAL
>>63946127
That reminds me, it's been days, where's all my fanart and jokes about Venom C3P0?
>Artoo... I'm already a Rebel.
I liked "As long as there's sunlight, we still have hope" or whatever the fuck that guy said
I have a bad feeling about this.
What was the second time?!
"Did you just call me Solo?"
TRAITOR
>>63945326
>MOVE, BALL!
>>63946526
Autism personified
PUT
HIM
ON
BOARD
TRAITOR
THAT'S ONE HELL OF A PILOT
>>63946803
>Darth Draco
Not bad.
>>63945326
>So who talks first? You talk first, I talk first?
>Stay calm, stay calm!
>I am calm
>I'm talking to myself
>Whoo! Did you see that!? Did you see that!?
>I saw that
>So, where are you from?
>Classified? Me, too
>60 Portions!
>You're with the Resistance?
>... Absolutely, I'm with the Resistance. I Am With! The Resistance!
>I've never met a Resistance fighter before
>Well, this is what we look like... Not all of us, some of us look different.
>I know how to run without you holding my hand
>Quit grabbing my hand
>We need a ship
>How about that one?
>That one's garbage! ... The garbage will do
Now I need to see it again. Damn you, OP.
>>63948164
When I went to see it there was some skinny faggot teen with a faux-hawk who literally would not stop giggling and sperging for one second. That's basically /tv/ right now.
"What you seek is not behind you, but ahead."
>>63948237
>do you have a boyfriend? Cute boyfriend?
>that's*
I forget exactly what word she uses to convey "that's not any of your business".
I liked when Luke at the end said "Truly this is Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens!"
>>63947779
hnnngg
>>63950577
>I've never met a Resistance fighter before
>Well, this is what we look like... Not all of us, some of us look different.
Did he mean that not all of the resistance fighters are black? People in the cinema I went started laughing loud with that line.
>>63950577
Do you honestly think one liners = memorable quotes? I bet you like Marvel movies too.
>>63950919
>we don't all look the same
Possible. I'm honestly not sure, but the way it was delivered was funny. Really it can be interpreted a number of ways, even as poking fun of Clones.
>>63950971
Yes and yes. You mad?
>>63945459
You are so brave
>>63945559
>That lightsabre is mine
>come and get it mother fucker
>>63948062
>literally a fucking plot device for exposition
I thought "Move, ball." from Solo was pretty memorable.
But I'd have to agree, nothing was amazing memorable though, sadly.
I can think of many good lines from all of the originals though.
>You can tell if a movie is really great if people are constantly quoting it or making parodies of it.
Why would you make a parody of a parody?
>>63945326
I liked the part where that memorable character said "Yes" and when Han Solo used the word "I" to speak about himself.
>>63946396
It was more the editing and delivery that gives it that feel, not the line itself.
>>63945791
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>63945326
The prequels must be sogood. Everyone quote the sand line all the time
>>63946803
>Darth Draco Malfoy
Literally the perfect comparison.
>>63946990
>>63946699
PART TIME
>>63945879
Kurosawa style movie of exiled Obi-Wan righting wrongs on Tatooine in exile starring McGregor when?
WITNESS ME
Oh wait...
>>63945326
She has a total mongoloid head. I'm convinced she's the inbred child of Luke and Leia.
>>63946196
I don't know, something amazing I guess.
>>63946635
>>63948386
>>63950267
I cannot wait for winter break to end.
>>63948317
The bromance is strong in this movie and I am totally okay with that shit
wait, i thought meme films were bottom tier?
no memes sounds pretty patrician to me
I dunno shit about memorable lines but me and my little brother got hyped when the those two guys from the Beranthal films appeared. Shame they only popped in for all of twenty seconds however.
>>63945326
"Because it's the right thing to do."
"You need a pilot."
"... I need a pilot."
---
"That's NOT how the Force works!"
--
"This is the ship that made the kesel run in 14 parsecs?"
"Twelve!"
>>63953015
>"Because it's the right thing to do."
>"You need a pilot."
>"... I need a pilot."
It's not only a funny line, it's the first instance we see Finn lying to make himself look better, a staple of his character
>>63945326
This doesn't really work. The most quoted line from the original trilogy is without question the "I am your father" line.
But not only is it always misquoted, people parody it all the damn time.
>>63946196
A traitor
>>63945668
I hate Oscar Issac so much
>>63946791
>a very solid sequel
YAAAAS
it's movies like this and Transformers: Dark of the Moon where all the trolls come out
honestly this was on par with grown ups 2 and people are just criticizing it because there's a female lead
don't worry though, they're on the wrong side of history. Once 2016 comes we'll have the high ground
>>63953056
Yeah the only thing I took away from his character is that he's a really pathological liar.
>>63947053
>creatively bankrupt is a film student thing
what?
>>63945326
There are many but TRAITOR takes the cake
>>63953061Use the Force, Luke!
>>63945670
Ok can someone please tell what the fuck this "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" meme is? I must have been doing something else when that became a thing.
I take what I want
>>63945326
I'M BEING TORN APART
THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME
GEHNEHRALLL!!!!!!
TRAITORRR
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CANT WAKE UP)
But the movie is shit, anon
>>63948237
>Family? A boyfriend?
>You got a boyfriend?
>>63946127
>dat c3po entrance
Too much.
I dindu nuffin
>>63954463
It was perfect because of that. He never shuts up. His first fucking line and you want him to shut up.
"i am the force awakens" - luke skywaker in the mountains
>>63946177
The red arm part was probably the most reddit, Joss Whedon thing I've ever seen in my life. Kill yourself.
>Le epic awkward ruining the moment!!
>Wow look at my red arm! "But that's a story for a different movie for $10.99!"
>>63945326
There was a lot of witty dialogue, the only reason the dialogue in the old movies is so iconic is because people have been quoting it for four decades.
I doubt anyone walked out of RoTJ the first time they saw it in theaters yelling "IT'S A TRAP!"
>>63953252
TRAITOR
>are you han solo?
>i used to be
What did he mean by this???
>>63945709
kek thanks senpai
Your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.
Your Father was a pupil of mine, until he was killed by Dath Vader.
It's true, from a certain point of view.
OH SHIT SON JJ YOUR JEWLORD SCRIPTWRITERS AND THEIR ADHD LINES FOR MILLENNIAL SCUM
>>63945744
literally walked out the cinema at this point, is there evena sabre fight in this film heard it was like 1 minute long in total and its her just running away from it
A few come to mind, actually
>THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!
Made me laugh pretty hard
>Nice hair,,,
>Same jacket
>You will remove these restraints... and leave this cell... with the door open.>And drop your weapon!
>Aaaaaaaand I'll drop my weapon.
>>63945585
>>63945576
Pick one
>>63948062
literally a talkig orange
>>63945326
>Today is the end of the Republic. The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the rogues of the Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the First Order and will remember this as the last day of the Republic!
>>63945495
>dubbed brazillian version
is this a meme
>>63946590
That you're a colossal faggot.
>>63950427
for you~
>>63953252
TRAITOR in this thread
Why is her outfit so fucking hot, bros?
Roger moore's review has to be the only quotable thing this whole soft reboot has brought out.
BEN
>>63947102
actually if you go back and look at the critical response of TPM when it opened it was lukewarm at best. a lot of people panned it. the hardcore fans just spent a few years in denial.
TFA is a hit with the critics, who simply had the expectation that it would "feel" like a Star Wars movie. all JJ had to do was not pull a Lucas. he succeeded.
>>63954060
I don't get this meme, I've seen you post it a couple of times now.
You think she looks like James Franco?
>>63956444
This
http://strawpoll.me/6334686
>RRRRRrrrruuuuuRRRruuuUUUuUuurrrrUurrrRrrrr
Literal pottery.
"Wipe them out. All of them."
>>63953252
TRAITOR
>>63945326
TRAITOR
WE WILL USE THE FORCE
And the epic conversation between Luke and Rey at the end.
BB-8's panicked looking between Rey and Finn + lighter thumbs up was some pretty hilarious shit
>>63946411
You really thought this was funny? Back to reddit with your cancer memes.
>>63945744
Where does she get off just taking the droid from that guy? It's his livelihood. Does he smack alien dicks out of her mouth?
It's like going to a farmer's field and just shitting on his turnips.
>>63945326
Part time
>>63945326
>Just let it in
>I DUN KNOU WAT TA DO
>>63946087
How cute, babby learned a new reddit word.
>>63954632
He transitioned into Narcissa Solo
Remember that moment in the RLM Plinkett video where they nitpick Yoda's line from The Phantom Menace?
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
I bet you had a good laugh, right?
Well - you can't mock that shit if you're posting garbage lines like this:
>>63945418
>>63945559
>>63945593
>>63945816
>>63945827
"Come here booooiiii!"
>>63956432
Because she lives in a desert.
>>63945326
>Now that I killed Han Solo I can feel the force awakens
jesus christ, really?
