What do you think Lembas Bread tastes like?
Sorta like bread
One. Quarter. Portion.
>>63945340
He says "that is a TASTY burger". But at least you remembered the cadence and emphasized the "is".
>>63943893
PO-TA-TOES
>>63945480
BOIL EM
>>63943893
I never questioned the solid fact that it tastes like communion wafers.
>>63945447
CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRAD!
>>63945340
Why do all britbongs eat with their mouths open like disgusting slobs?
Is this maybe why their teeth are so horrible?
>>63945447
You're a smart motherfucker... that's right! The metric system.
>>63945564
to be fair shes an orphan who lives on a backwater planet so i doubt she learned manners
>>63945340
You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to WASH this down?
>>63945522
MASH EM
Also, this is a LOTR thread now, im sick of all the star shit
>>63945037
I mean, that was a good size for a quarter portion. A whole portion would be like a whole loaf of bread.
>>63945701
I got you senpai
>>63945691
Some is going to make a BBC over the water flask. I have foreseen it.
>>63945913
>mfw Orlando actually looks sexier than her
>>63943893
Blueberry muffins.
>>63943893
Like salty pennies
>>63946369
>>63943893
Any an image or webm of the rebel pilot rag doll she apparently had in her hovel?
>>63946760
gimme a couple minutes
Like a scone but extremely dense in texture.
>>63943893
>>63945037
>>63945340
>>63945691
>>63946646
can u webm the lightsabre flashback scene
>>63946760
i got you, familiatachi
>>63945340
why is she so cute
>>63945564
Why would eating with your mouth open have any effect on the teeth?
>>63947028
Pretty long scene but i'll see what i can do
>>63945701
The DISNEY shills are out tonight
>>63947090
>expecting logic or sense from an obvious retard
I loved this movie
>>63947074
fucking awesome thanks
>>63943893
>mfw she flicks some of the powder out on the goddamn table like it's no big deal
>a goddamn quarter ration, still wasting it like an amerilard
QUALITY JJ DIRECTING
>>63947209
I thought the portion is what she's cooking in that skillet?
>>63947209
Plus if it gets wet she's gonna have tiny bread everywhere, total hygiene disaster.
>>63947209
Still kind of a big amount for 1/4 portion
>>63947028
>>63947108
Forceback numero Ichi
>>63943893
Until the bread rose, I thought it was going to be instant blue milk.
>>63947435
>>63947028
Forceback numero Ni
Does anyone have the webm where she puts on the helmet after eating?
>>63947545
Nigga it's in this thread
>>63945340
>>63947491
>>63947074
>>63947028
Forceback numero SAN!
>>63947435
>>63947491
>>63947632
Best scene in the whole movie, then the orange lady shows up and ruins it.
>>63947568
Yeah but I've seen one with her just putting it on. Should've saved desu sorry family
>>63947786
M-m-m-m-me? Come on now... I'm your friend... I love Chewbacca too!
>>63947491
>>63947632
>She has kept her hair in the exact same binding for her entire life.
"I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you!"
Combination of caca and meal worms.
>>63947930
"I'm Lube Skywanker. I'm here to rescue you!"
It's pottery. It rheems.
>>63947545
>>63947831
Will this suffice?
>>63947786
>>63947865
More Konata
>>63945549
His name is Brett, not Brad.
>>63948353
TRAITOR~ uguu~~
Sup. Sup. Sup. Sup.
>>63948695
This webm is slightly sped up
Escape NOW. Hug LATER
>>63948695
Is there a cam with English audio up yet?
>>63949063
Yeah, there were a couple of threads yesterday. I don't have the link anymore, sorry famsenpaitachi. but you could probaby find it on any old torrent site.
I want to hold my cock in the water and let the bread form around it
>>63945340
>Eating with your mouth open
Fucking rancid cunt.
SIXTY PORTIONS! WOW! SIXTY!!!
>>63945564
they gotta breath while they eat
>>63945340
you can see her smile when she puts the helmet while eating its fucking adorable
>>63949063
get with it bruv its all over the fucking internet
>>63949251
holy fuck dude!
>>63949991
I honestly thought at this point Luke was going to show up and save the day since Rey and Finn we're pretty much in deep shit along with the planet/ship they were on
someone post the death scene
>>63945037
Man the creature effects in this movie were fucking great.
>>63950715
>>63943893
>>63943925
top kek
i was in a lord of the rings class in college. (don't worry it was student taught and you only got .5 units and it really didn't mean anything). At the end of the semester there was going to be a class picnic and everyone had to bring something for the pot luck. Well this was a pretty nerdy group as you can imagine, and everyone is very specific and in character. They've got their honey cake and ent-draught and cram, someone probably brought 'rabbit' but it was just chicken stew or some shit. Everything is homemade with decoration to make it seem more like the specific thing from the books (or the silmarillion... they were always referencing that in the class to flesh things out), and my friend just went to the market and got sliced bread and brought it like that.
>here's some bread
>oh cool, yeah they probably ate bread also just never talked about it
>oh cool idea never thought of that neat
kek
>>63945523
>mfw non-catholics think the communion tastes like a saltine cracker
Its like eating cardboard that melts in your mouth so the taste won't go away
>>63949991
God, I fucking loved this scene. I'll never fucking forget the feeling I got when Rey first ignited that lightsaber. It made me feel like a little kid again
>>63943893
like pic related
>>63951073
>>63951073
i know that feel homie
>>63948695
TFW he wasn't talking to Finn in this scene
>>63950931
Topcake.
how did luke feed himself on that tiny island? can the force cook fish?
REPTAR!!!
>>63950931
Is you serious fampai?
>>63951278
He just played holochess
>>63951367
this is the moment i went to go pee. i came back to see a giant voldemort talking to kylo. i fucked up.
>>63948816
Fuck this MCU scene, it was awful
>>63951367
Harrison Ford both runs AND hits like an old man. It's probably for the best that they went ahead and killed him off.
>>63951505
It's actually one of the best scenes to take a bathroom break, seeing as it doesn't do much to advance the plot
>>63951073
yeah same actually
shit gave methe prickliesgoosebumpsduck skin
>>63951548
that was my thinking. i saw this giant monster and i'm like "okay, no plot here." then all of a sudden some giant is spewing plot. i don't think i missed much though...
>>63951425
i couldn't make this up, it was a fun class. We did projects at the end for a final 'grade'. I didn't read all the books so I wrote a song with my friend and his other friend and him played keyboard/guitar and i was the singer.
lord of the rings!
Aragorn is king!
after frodo destroyed the ring
aragorn became the king (over gondor)
merry and gimili and legolas too,
they are your friends and they helped you
lord of the rings!
Aragorn is king!
there were a couple more verses. This is sung to the tune of this song from boogie nights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYAAbbuEpnw
>>63951425
cant wait to see him rek some bitches in VIII
can someone webm james bond's scene?
>>63951073
Me too senpai
In not even that much of a SW fan but I got chills
>>63949991
This.
The Burning Homestead soundtrack reference gave me goosebumps.
>>63951609
i'm like 98% sure he's going to die in viii
i doubt he'll go out like a bitch though, but he'll definitely die
WOW THOSE EFFECTS
>>63951651
probably some pottery scene where if someone strikes him down now he will become more powerful than whoever could ever imagine
and rey just so happens to see it and yells outDAD without thinking
>>63949991
>tries getting saber
>moves out of way
wy
hey can you webm the last scene with luke standing on the island near a grave stone? it's probably luke's wife and rey's mom
>>63951689
>flying faster than expected
>traveling towards his face instead of his hand
>>63951686
i hope not but probably
i'm not entirely convinced rey is his either but i'd entertain it
>>63951609
Kek, he is going to job against Marey Sue
>>63947074
I think they cut this scene from the British version because I completely missed it.
Human representation in painting, sculptures and other plastic arts is frowned upon in Islam, so maybe the BBFC order that haram to be removed Mashallah.
>/tv/ literally watches the film at this quality
no wonder you all bitch so much
>>63951505
It's actually a bit longer than what i posted. I've cut it down to only show the cgi monsters. You didn't miss much though.
>>63951811
This scene was in the showing in my town, do you live in england by any chance?
>people are literally watching the movie for their first time is this quality
>>63947435
>>63947491
>>63947632
did you notice cloud city's inner structure where luke and vader fought? Its that triangle looking corridor where the lights are blinking at the beginning of the flashback.
i liked how it put a heavy feel, like a silent hill town switch.
check 3:14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-DeI3ohVbY
>>63947491
>Kylo Ren kills a dude about to smack her gobber
Huh...
>>63952014
yes London
Anyone got a webm of Rey in the pilot helmet while she's eating?
>>63952064
Nobody fucking understands the force vision and the speculation it's caused is annoying.
Do you have the scene where Finn is laying unconscious in hospital after being injured and the camera focuses on his face from the side? Jesus fuck he looked FAAAAAAT in that scene. Kid really needs to lose some weight because it's really hard to believe a chubster was a stormtrooper then joined the resistance.
>>63952072
no wonder you're living under sharia law, thanks for stopping the muzzies from spreading though
>>63952032
neato
>>63952215
America here, don't worry about it.
We will only nuke London in our crusade against the filthy sandniggers.
>>63951073
Definitely my favorite scene too. I genuinely didn't know what was going to happen and the look on Rey's face when she realizes she actually pulled it off is fantastic. I just gaped the first time I saw it, the second time gave me chills with the music cue. So fucking well done.
>>63951093
GOAT snack
Imagine being Sam and having to be all "damn Gollum, you such a good friend"
>>63951073
Hey reddit merry Christmas
>>63952032
She's reading the memories from the lightsaber? That's why she heard children screaming.
>>63952032
good eye m80
>>63945564
>British person does something
WHY DO ALL BRITBONGS DO THIS
Shut up
>>63951811
>>63952072
I saw it, you just have ADHD
>>63947491
>she's wearing the same clothes and same hairstyle as an adult she did when 5 years old
BRAVO JJ
>>63951546
well to be fair, the old geezer had a plane crash AND had JJAbrangs shut the door of the millenium falcon on his foot
>>63950914
>that roar from Chewie
top 5 moment
>>63943893
Shortbread
>>63951583
goodness..... lol well i hope you aced it at least.
Did your 'lecturer' at any point say:
"ANDURIL - flame of the West! Forged from the shards of Narsil"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w8yWQwHSaI
>>63951367
why was han solo transporting lovecraftian horrors from the netherworld ?
>>63948816
>those ape mannerisms
LOL
>>63951625
>>63951705
Sure thing senpai-boi. Just gotta use the 'sanitation' facility for a sec. brb
>>63947491
Who the fuck is this supposed to be?
>>63953149
Snoke
>>63951625
i got you, fampai
>>63949991
>he can sense and perfectly catch a blaster bolt and then HOLD IT IN MIDAIR
>struggles to pluck a lightsaber from the snow
>>63953149
Max Von Sydow's character?
>>63948816
...is this edited?
Haven't seen it. Just here for the webms. That's funny if edited, horrific if not.
Fuck JJ. In my world the original trilogy is it and the prequels are just fun children's movies that I humor. Canon story, just told by and old man as he puts his grand kids to sleep.
>>63951705
i got you fampai. Not sure if this was what you were referring to though. Didn't see any gravestone anywhere. BTW please discuss this shot. Why was this shot with a drone-camera?
>>63953229
>Canon story, just told by and old man as he puts his grand kids to sleep
Why would an old man euthanize his grand kids?
>>63953239
The tiny rock between luke and the big ass rock?
>>63952127
Got you, fammo
This is referred to as the 'kissu' or 'chuu-desu~' scene.
>>63953174
yeah, you can totally tell from his gait. Gracias familia
>>63953292
but that's just a rock
>>63953149
are you joking or legit retarded?
>>63953292
Its a small shrine / grave to Han, the camera stops on it and pans up to Luke when Rey walks up the hill.
>>63953321
what a fucking whale
thank you senpai
What did they mean by this??
>>63953321
>This is referred to as the 'kissu' or 'chuu-desu~' scene.
kill yourself
>>63952875
probably. i stopped going to class after a while and only made it through about 1/2 of the fellowship of the ring.
they could talk in the elvish language and would write out a bunch of shit on the board in elvish. One of them had a chain with a one ring on it, and one had chainmail. They were nice though, it was actually pretty fun. Half the time you're kind of laughing at how nerdy everyone is but on the other hand the books were good and the instructors were really into it. Plus everyone was super nice and friendly.
>>63953469
" The oppression of the Sith will NEVER return. You have LOST!"
>>63953490
You know I'm right, fampai. Don't be afraid.
>>63947417
Maybe a full ration is intended to feed a family.
>>63953520
Makes you wonder what a Star Wars version of that class is going to be like
>>63951073
I literally cried when she used the force to pull the light Saber out of the snow.
>>63949991
I like that lightsaber prop technology has gotten to the point where they cast light on the actors.
>>63953469
someone should edit it so it keeps awkwardly going back and forth
How y'all like dat SPESS REGGAE in this scene?
>>63945037
what exactly are those grey slab things
>>63953927
Cantina 2.0
>>63953941
dehydrated soylent
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY
>>63945691
>I'm thirsty in the middle of a god forsaken desert
>better hold my only source of precious, life-giving water inches above my mouth and let it drip everywhere. It's not like I'll die or anything, I am the main character after all
>>63953952
>JJ actually included Jizz players in his movie
Made me kek desu
>>63951367
I cant wait for the spin off, Raptar ON ICE!
>>63953927
I thought it was great.
The webm of Poe in his X-Wing smoking like seven TIE Fighters and Stormtroopers pretty please. I'll love you forever.
>>63954570
Where was that in the movie? During the attack on Ice-base, or when Resistance came to save Cantina 2.0?
>>63945913
>he was butt raped
>>63954629
Resistance coming to save the Cantina. He's flying around in the background while the camera is panning around Finn. It ends with Finn yelling "That's one hell of a pilot".
>>63955022
lol alright sempai. that scene is pretty long so i'll see what i can do.
>>63955022
>>63955056
Don't bother anon :^)
best i could to with the current best cam video
>>63955131
You are a scholar and a gentlemen my good sir. Thanks a bunch
>>63954629
>>63955022
>>63955056
>>63955131
>>63955155
Parte 1 of spaceship only scenes in cantina attack
>>63955414
Oops. Forgot Webbums
>>63955457
>>63955022
Parte 2
Phasma gets rekt. REKT!
POW!
>>63956200
>Storm trooper is a actual person and this was a stunt instead of CGI
FUCKING DROPPEDlucas would have done it in CGI with no NO Suits or actors ever existing, plus we'd see 1000000 Storm Troopers
>>63956200
The way he stiffens up upon seeing what's on the other side of the door...it's as if he knows the power of the bowcaster and is shitting himself already.
>>63956200
Something tells me this is Simon Pegg.
>>63956248
>>63956291
>>63956447
Alright guys, i'm currently working on an epic webm. the creme de la creme. will post in about 5 minutes. hold on to your pants.
>>63945523
Same.
Here it is! The toppest joke in the movie! Enjoy!
>>63956646
Improved quality
>>63956646
>>63956685
thanks starwarsbro
>>63956853
>BB8_firelighter_thumbs_up.png
>>63947074
Rey really was a qt
>>63956646
Han always kept up the humor in the OT, and his interactions with fin are great. Now that hes gone, Fin is going to be the new comic relief.
like cruskits with butter and honey.
>>63948754
underrated
>>63956853
Finn + Poe 5ever mates... 5ever.
>>63952032
oh.....wow..
no wonder there was kids screaming. that light saber has seen some shit.
the bantz and finns interactions were some of the best parts of the moviein other words, finn himself was really goodalso kind of weird that i can actually relate to a character. finn is totally someone i'd hang out with
>>63957748
murderedsucker.gif
>>63956559
hurry up fucker
>>63956200
Red bowcaster? I thought them things were green.
>>63953400
Also his voice.
>>63958024
is that really your opinion? or are you shitposting something that no one here actually thinks
>>63953174
>webm plays completely black for me
does this happen to anyone else? it seems to happen randomly for me
Jesus Christ someone post that blaster freeze already
>>63957971
>>63956685
kek. bit of a let down. sorry to keep you suspended.
>>63953239
was there any dialog in this scene at all? that dumb torrent sound cut out
>>63958118
I'll get u in a bit famfam
>>63951548
Glad thats when I went to go piss as well.
like pain viennois
>>63953469
He's probably suffering phantom pain. Since the last time he saw that saber was when it fell into that abyss with his hand attached to it.
I seem to have walked into a meme tread.
>>63953176
He wasn't struggling to grab the saber. Why do i see people posting this all the time, it's retarded. It wasn't working because Rey was trying to grab it the same time off screen, her connection to the saber made her win the force grab contest.
>>63943893
I felt it had the taste and consistency of lightly buttered cornbread.
I have no idea why.
>>63947435
wow that cgi holy shit ahahaha
>>63957562
they are homo
>>63958191
got you famster
>>63957779
>ywn get to hang out with Poe and Finn in a space reggae cantina and knock back some beers
>>63948443
I honestly enjoyed her character very much, it was something new and well thought, it's a shame they went with sub-par CGI.
>>63949991
My audience literally started cheering at this part.
>>63953239
They wanted to film this scene to be static, but the britbongs didn't allow more than five people on the island at once and it wasn't possible to set up the proper wheels for camera because muh heritage site. So it was all done with a steadycam and drone camera. Not JJ's fault.
>>63953469
The Scene reflects "The Call" does Luke take the saber and return or tell her to gtfo
>>63953952
Mic droid was amazing.
>>63959496
Literally Yoda but shitter.
So we're all agreed that Rey isLuke's daughterright?
Anyone have SKB destroying the star system webm?
>>63952762
Based Chewie
>>63959542
Abrams conveniently holds the shot just so people can clap. It's what Wheedon did in the Avengers during the jokes and the "clapbait" scenes and it's beyond annoying.
>>63957991
>>63956200
Same, the Jedi Knight games grot me used to the green bowcaster shots, but what does it actually look like in the original trilogy? I'm too lazy to check it out
>>63956291
Pretty sure hes shitting himself because of the 8 foot tall Wookie. Not the bowcaster.
>>63959981
Chewie going APE!
>>63949991
Am I the only one that was pissed off and confused by this scene?
Literally what took Luke a while to master and Rey does within 24 hours of finding out that she is a jedi.
And not only that, up against what was portrayed to be a powerful sith lord who could stop a fucking blaster bolt in mid air, and he's beaten by a girl who hardly knows how to fucking use the force at all.
Why did she win like this?
>>63961201
Being Luke's daughter, she's probably like Aang from Avatar in that she has massive power but can't access it willingly without training.
>>63961250
She did a jedi mind trick willingly though.
She actually tried to do it and she did it. That's another confusing factor.
>>63950931
>someone probably brought 'rabbit' but it was just chicken stew or some shit
yeah rabbit stew would have been weird...
>>63961201
getting shot by a bowcaster which was blowing holes in stormtroopers probably helps
>>63961429
Doesn't the Sith harness dark side energy from pain, which is why he was punching his wounds?
Either way it still leaves me wondering as to how Rey could do all these things with no training or instruction as to how to even do it.
>>63943893
Are they selling SW insta-muffin yet?
>>63962371
They better be.
Why the fuck would you watch Star Wars in THIS shitty quality?
>>63962615
already saw it in the CINEMATHEATRE.
This is for memes.
>>63958369
>I felt it had the taste and consistency of lightly buttered cornbread.
No, it tasted like heavily buttered cornbread, read the novel faggot !
>>63951367
Felt like another movie tbqh.
>>63962598
I can see vlc. Whered you download it?
>>63947930
>aren't you a bit short for a black guy?
>>63953239
That's the kind of shit you expect watching peking express...
>Janitor frantically delete spoiler
>Like he's improving the quality of his favorite community
holy shit mate kill yourself. Like, I mean it. Die.
>>63945935
>I have foreseen it
Tbhfamilia I am enjoying the Star Wars isms on /tv/. Especially OT Emperor stuff.
>>63947905
She is waiting for her family, they gotta recognize her.
>>63952032
I absolutely lost my shit when they showed the corridor.
Huge problem with the story for me: Luke's lightsaber, after his hand is cut off, falls down the shafts and into the clouds below, as apparent by what happened to him.
How the fuck is the lightsaber in The Force Awakens the same one when Luke's Father's lightsaber fell into the clouds below?
>>63945037
Fun fact, that's simon pegg
>>63958377
What about it?
>>63955131
This scene right here. One of my favorites in the whole movie
>>63964856
I think he's insinuating that the fake computer graphics are inferior to fake paintings, fake props, and fake animatronics.
>>63964811
It didn't magically disintegrate after falling away from Luke. In the 35+ years between then and TFA, it obviously got passed around by different people until Maz got it.
>>63952032
Luke's "Nooooo" can be heard in this flashback as well.
>>63952840
This is how I've always pictured it.
>>63952032
Thirst thing I thought.
>>63952489
Probably, something to do with the force.
>>63943893
Like salty coins and milk.
