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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD3 vOduCwu0 So the aliens
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD3vOduCwu0

So the aliens threaten to kill humans because we have a history of violence.

In Transformers the movie they said that humans were primitive warlike race, yet the Autobots and Decepticons were killing each other for eons.

In Childhood's End they said that humanity needed to evolve, only to be destroyed by the alien/human hybrids that fed off the planet whom they created.

In Star Wars, the Force needs to be balanced, which means evil must prevail as much as the good side.

None of these stories make any fucking sense.
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"In about a bajillion years we managed to invent portable machine guns. In about 2000 years they went from killing each other with rocks to nuclear weapons. We should probably nip this in the bud."
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>In Star Wars, the Force needs to be balanced, which means evil must prevail as much as the good side.

Hey retard, having a "balanced" diet doesn't mean you eat as much candy as you eat vegetables. It means you eat more vegetables and a low amount of junk food. Balancing the force means the good stops the bad and creates the balance, peace.

Fucking retard.
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>>63930343
Kill humans before they kill each other. Sounds logical.
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>>63930400
Balanced diet means you eat healthy food along with the normal shit. That means the dark side must thrive just as much as the light.
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>>63930292
>Can't you see your world is WRONG, goy? Only through multiculturalism, feminism and tolerance can we achieve peace just like in your favorite flicks
That's basically it.
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>>63930449
Kill humans before they go into space with weapons you would never have possibly imagined because your entire reasoning for violence is slow paced melodrama, while humans are incessantly killing one another over nutrients and holes to stick their dicks into
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>>63930502

No you faggot nigger, balanced diet means eating MORE healthy food than junk food. A scale will be balanced if it has 50 1 lb weights on one side and one 50 lb weight on the other. There's more weights on one side but it's still balanced.
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>>63930555
So another alien race comes over and kills the fish race because they were so violent against the humans.

Might makes right.

Whomever is strongest, wins.
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>>63930586
>There's more weights on one side but it's still balanced.

the most retarded thing i've read on /tv/, ever
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>>63930586
>There's more weights on one side but it's still balanced.

i kek'd
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>>63930292
>In Childhood's End they said that humanity needed to evolve, only to be destroyed by the alien/human hybrids that fed off the planet whom they created.

They made a movie based on this?

Know that this isn't what happens in the novel.
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>>63930400
>>63930586
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>>63930586
>A scale will be balanced if it has 50 1 lb weights on one side and one 50 lb weight on the other. There's more weights on one side but it's still balanced.

JUST
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>>63930586

There's no such thing as junk food.
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MATH
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>>63930292
>In Star Wars, the Force needs to be balanced, which means evil must prevail as much as the good side.

But that's fucking wrong you idiot.
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>>63931967
>But that's fucking wrong you idiot.

Not him, but unfortunately, you might be right. This is how Lucas understands his own line:

>force must be balanced
>means all Sith must die
>balance = Jedi live and all Sith are dead
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>>63932066
source?

i think lucas was more buddhist, yin yang evil good … one in the same
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>>63932119

Can't give you a source, but yes: Lucas has a very black and white approach.
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>>63930292
>In Childhood's End they said that humanity needed to evolve, only to be destroyed by the alien/human hybrids that fed off the planet whom they created.

Nope, it's about ascending to a higher plane of existence and joining the galactic super mind which consists of the minds of all civilizations which ascended in the past.
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>>63932192
why didn't they just leave the earth alone and let us live until the sun imploded on its own?

why did they have to fuck with us and kill us all before out time?
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>>63932340

Probably because death isn't the end.
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>>63930292
>In Star Wars, the Force needs to be balanced, which means evil must prevail as much as the good side.

Agree. But Balance to the Farce was only in the prequels and not in OT. They do say something similar in TFA though.
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>>63930586
>A scale will be balanced if it has 50 1 lb weights on one side and one 50 lb weight on the other. There's more weights on one side but it's still balanced.
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>>63932340
He literally says that humans were about to develop interastellar travel and that the stars are not for humanity.
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>>63932623
>the stars are not for humanity
that's pretty damn retarded and sad
fuck those aliens
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>>63932739
Fuck you, human. You will never reach the stars!
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>>63932739
It's pretty much empty because everyone except the Overlords race gets to ascend - they lack the psychic powers to do it so the only thing for them left to do is study those who do and make a zoo with parts of their biosphere.

Ascend = UNLIMITED POOOWWEREERRRRR.
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>>63932934
>Ascend = UNLIMITED POOOWWEREERRRRR
to do what? jerk off? fly around without a body to experience the universe? ascendency sounds boring as fuck
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>>63932623
>stars are not for humanity

sounds like a classic case of killing the competition to me
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>>63932934
>ascendency sounds boring as fuck

Anon, your perception of reality is limited by your corporeal senses.

https://youtu.be/ZLZW8Deq8vE?list=RDZLZW8Deq8vE&t=43
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>>63933379
FUCK YOU, ALIEN!!!
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>>63932934
That's why humans shouldn't breed. They don't know shit.
I wish Arkhatahom had won the war.
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>>63930292
>None of these stories make any fucking sense.

Welcome to Hollywood storytelling , where have you been the last 50 years ?
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>>63930555
you make humanity sound so awesome
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>>63931082
that's what doctor kikeberg told me
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>>63930555
so why were they chosen for ascendency?
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