Here we fucking go.
>goes on a rant about the scientific inaccuracies of pop science fiction movies
>Analysis of the science in a fantasy movie
To what purpose?
What the hell is the point? It's a fucking space opera movie. Not a movie that actually tries to be scientifically accurate and fails, like Interstellar.
He might as well make an analysis video about Lord of the Rings
He sounds like a moron desu
>>63922328
He's a Democrat.
>>63922357
But he still recognizes that there are some good things about Republicans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Q8UvJ1wvk
>>63922259
Black science men be retarded.
>>63922328
Top cuck. Tyson is embarrassing himself
He's literally better than all of you at everything, even shitposting.
In @StarWars #TheForceAwakens, BB-8, a smooth rolling metal spherical ball, would have skidded uncontrollably on sand.
===
kek
He's ripping off /tv/ now. We called this shit out first
>>63922632
And being beaten by cops. :^)
>>63922199
WE WUZ SIGHYONCE N SHIEET
>>63922661
>we
Fuck off.
Is he and the other afro-americans upset that their black action hero literally got cucked in the biggest movie of all time?
>>63922199
I wish this pretentious nigger would hurry up and catch AIDS already
>>63922632
Sad but true.
Someone poster here once that he was Jaden Smith with a degree. Words more accurate have never been said.
Does he have his phone out in the theatre?
Can I report this?
BRAVO JJ
>>63922632
He's not white though, so no, he isn't better at anything. Sorry.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Neil being based as always
>>63922199
>has literally done nothing to expand the sciences for which he shills
>no research, publications or new theories
>everyone treats him like some combination of newton, einstein & hawking.
he's steve harvey with a physics degree
>>63923273
This.
Dawkins is much better because he's actually done shit, AND he's recently become redpilled as fuck.
>>63923273
>>everyone treats him like some combination of newton, einstein & hawkin
except he's not, hes being treated like a celebrity and entertainer just like Bill Nye.
>>63923273
He's published like 10 papers which is 10 more than you ever will. His output is low but he is more focus on his public persona than pure research. Give the guy a break anon, there's only a handful of charismatic scientists in the public eye. Just because you happen to know all the entry level science already doesn't mean that everyone else has too. NDT isn't for you anon, he's for dumb people with no science background (Americans).
>>63923388
Who is another fraud.
>>63922661
WE DID IT REDDIT :^)
>>63923126
>Your planet wpuld vaporize holding the energy of the sun
I thought about this, but I'm not autistic so I let it go after a few seconds
>BB-8 would have skidded
What? What does he mean by this? Because it was a prop, so clearly it wouldn't have skid.
>>63923273
He has published multiple papers. You not liking him doesn't make him mean nothing. It's people not pointing this stuff out that we have people like JJ who think "cold fusion" means it freezes things and who think every star is named "the sun".
>>63923373
>this guy agrees with my world view more so that means he's betterer
>>63923500
No traction, faggot
>>63923500
>Because it was a prop, so clearly it wouldn't have skid.
CGI
Remember Jar Jar?
>>63923403
Fuck you faggot, fight me
>>63923403
Not him, bu Neil is a fucking asshole. Not charismatic an all. Truly intelligent people are humble, empathetic, not pretentious and smug with sense of superiority, because when they understand stare at the huge nothingness of the universe and the absurd, and realize how small they are compared to everything else in they universe they just can't be any other way, it humbles you. Fuck Jaden DeSmith
JJ BTFO
I REVERSE MY OPINION
TFA WAS TERRIBLE
THANK YOU MEME MAN FOR SHOWING ME THE TRUTH
>>63923126
But the superweapon did not suck up all the star's energy in one go, or that was my understanding. Like what would happen you sucked up a star, wouldn't the planet be fucked up without a star to revolve around?
>>63923545
But a lot of it moving around was not cgi.
>>63922199
Who cares what this autistic nigger thinks?
Strawpoll.me/6306008/
Let your voice be heard /tv/
>>63923126
I feel like he was sitting in the audience with a notepad writing stupid shit down.
No one is going to make a 100% realistic fantasy movie because it would cease to be fantasy. Neil is a fucking hack who doesn't get that basic idea.
>>63922239
To feed his ego. He demanded Cameron change the sky in Titanic, because apparently it wasn't accurate.
THE FUCKING SKY!
>this thread
lmao you people are pathetic. You guys are butthurt that hes a blackie whos literally smarter and more successful than any of you greasy shut-ins are, even though you're white and supposed to be "superior".
He is literally a reminder of your own failure
>>63923127
>>63923017
>>63922534
>>63922328
>>63923373
>>63923565
You would know this how?
>>63923611
Hey dude you can't say that
You can't call people autistic anymore.
>>63923581
>Like what would happen you sucked up a star, wouldn't the planet be fucked up without a star to revolve around?
Yes the whole gravity situation is a bit fucked up to think about if you were to put a Star inside a planet but the Starkiller base obviously more man-made base other than planet, because it obviously has some way to make it's way to another Star.
It also did suck up all the Stars Energy. The reason It imploded was because they destroyed the containment on the energy. It was the Star that they sucked up that destroyed the base. If the Resistance had destroyed that base before they sucked up the Star It wouldn't have done anything.
>>63922199
Star Wars is in a universe where our laws of physics don't apply.
And Neil is still a hack.
>>63923126
> Spherical ball
> Non Spherical Ball
> 'It would have skidded uncontrollably'
> Is a practical effect
Black science man is disappoint.
>>63923532
>someone agrees with the right world view so that makes him better
Ftfy
>>63923126
>pointing out things every high schooler knows
I know this is just for fun and all, but why even bother.
>>63923126
>pointing out science accuracy in a fantasy movie
?
>>63922199
This is just publicity. Disney knows some people didn't like TFA (if not a lot) and by letting this "criticisms" allows itself to stay on top for another while
-doesn't matter how they talk about me, as long as they talk about me
>>63922199
dude, needs to realize that starwars is a fantasy series and there is no need to point out any scientific inaccuracies.
>>63923844
This, holy shit, what an autist.
Tyson might have gone too far in a few places.
Actually considering he's le black science man I'm surprised that he didn't think about the mass of the star.
If it's converted into energy, the planets are just going to go flying.
why isn't he complaining about the giant space laser going faster than light and that they can see the planets exploding really far away in daylight
>>63923534
>>63923545
...but it was still a prop. A remote controlled prop. The scenes where it was flipping around on the Falcon, yeah that was CGI, but it was a prop the rest of the movie.
I don't care who this guy is, but he is literally wrong right there.
>>63923844
>ei guise, did you see lord of the rings? well right at the end there were a few giant eagles flying just above molten lava from a recently erupted volcano and that's really not possible because the extreme heat will burn their feather, also giant eagles don't exist at all :)
>>63923672
>projecting this hard
>>63922661
What kind of scienist posts something like that? We have no idea of the weight of BB-8, the texture of his shell. You can't just say that shit without a bases of knowledge. That isn't how science works.
Fuck this nigger.
>>63923126
>BB-8 wouldn't have been able to roll
>Literally a practical effect that did in fact roll in sand.
When can we stop giving Tyson attention?
How can one man be so based?
I used to like black science man and now I realize that he's just a smug smart guy who thinks his scientific observations in a sci fi movie matter.
>>63924175
did you even read what he said? if it had to change direction it would be fucked. BB-8 was only ever shown going in a straight line on sand.
>le epic reddit science nigger
No thanks
He forgot this one:
If there is no sun, then there should be no moonlight during the final battle.
>you will never smoke some dank DUDE WEED LMAO with Neil "The Grass" Tyson while he tells you about the universe
>>63923126
But the planet did vaporise when they blew up the plot device that was specifically mentioned as stopping the planet from being vaporised.
>>63924175
he never said sand
Here i am after reading his online drivel thinking that he actually sat at his pc for hours and thought about what he was going to write and the social media consequences before hitting the submit button.
And what he wrote was the drivel he just did.
>>63924153
I forgot how much I loved these
>>63924218
Just stop. That makes even less sense then the reddit science mans comments.
> 2015
> people still think Star Wars is science fiction, not a fantasy story set in space with light sci-fi window dressing
>>63924010
The prop isn't a metal ball.
sucking suns have no effect on the climate
>>63924120
Especially again, it's a fucking practical prop, so clearly BB-8 is obeying the laws of physics somehow. They never said he was metal in the movie either, and there are at least 2 BB-8 toys that function the way he actually does in the movie.
>>63923126
>science fiction movie
>is surprised the science in the movie is fictional
Fuck he's obnoxious.
>>63924404
He is metal though, when he falls back down on the Falcon deck you hear a metallic clunk.
>>63924374
Exactly my fucking point. Who is saying it is metal? No one except him to act like he's right about something he clearly isn't.
Why are you trying to suck his dick when he's wrong. What he's saying is like saying "Anakin shouldn't have gotten Padme pregnant because women can't make a baby together." It literally us wrong, Anakin isn't a woman, and no one said BB was metal except for him.
>>63924504
>when he falls back down on the Falcon deck you hear a metallic clunk.
All I heard was the sound of a basketball hitting a surface.
>>63923721
How do you know it sucked all the energy into the planet? Maybe the sucking beam was so inefficient that only 5% or a lower amount of the stars energy actually went into the planet and the rest was dispersed evenly along the beams path into the void of space as the beam obviously glows brightly in the movie.
>>63924504
It's space metal.
>>63924559
Droids are metal unless proven otherwise famalam.
>>63924560
What about the X-Wing magnet that pulls him up into his position behind the pilot? It wasn't a suction cup as it was flat.
>>63924504
What? A sound? That's your entire fucking basis on if something is metal or not? Especially when it was a metal grate floor? By your logic people are made of metal too because when you step in a metal grate floor you get clunking noises too.
>>63922199
Christ what movies will he do next? John Carter? Jupiter Ascending? Guardians of the Galaxy?
>>63924622
Says who, Reddit Science Man?
>>63924679
Says all the other films, familia.
>>63924637
X-wing droid magnet.
TIL the greatest scientific mind and philosopher of our era is also an expert film critic
>>63924504
So what?
>>63923126
#1, their star energy sucking technology isn't efficient and loses most of the star energy due to the inefficient energy extraction tech
#2, the tech behind extracting star energy is inefficient and leads to major loss of the stars actual power, still, this is the best means of producing energy on a massive scale
#3, the engines of the TIE fighters adjust for space travel and planetary atmospheres producing an equal sound in every environment as it has equal performance in every environment
#4, BB-8 sticks to surfaces with the same technology droids fixing fighters and ships do in space; remember R2 and other droids would fix damage during flight and fights, the same tech and concept is built into BB-8
Tyson confirmed hack
>>63924649
Zootopia
>>63924797
What a fucking faggot.
>>63922199
>a black scientist
>kek
>>63924703
>Old droids might be made of metal so all other droids ever made are metal, especially in the future.
No one is this stupid, you've got to be baiting. Again, eapecially considering it is a functioning prop, no one is implying it to be metal. It doesn't even look metal.
>>63924797
>>63924829
>people will attack this opinion because it sounds pretentious ignoring the fact that they actually can be prohibited from visiting some parts of earth for no valid reason
>>63924797
This makes me much angrier than it should
>>63924848
If he happens to be white no one would care, he's getting some attention the same level a monkey who can communicate via sign language would get.
>>63922661
>a smooth rolling metal spherical ball, would have skidded uncontrollably on sand.
it was a practical prop though
>>63924813
>ANIMALS DON'T TALK AND DMVS AREN'T RUN BY SLOTHS THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE
>>63924973
upvoted
>>63924901
Because it's a shitty fucking prop.
>>63924922
How is anyone ignoring that? His pretentious "truth bomb" tone when he's just stating an obvious fact is what's being mocked here.
>>63924922
I dunno man, nations, borders, state sovereignty all seem like sorta valid reasons to me. Arbitrary or not, humans have spilled their own blood and sweat over forging those lines, and nobody is going to give it up anytime soon.
>>63922199
All this hitching and yet he still has a Ph.D and is at least 100x smarter than any of you racists
>>63924596
elements are a universal property, brah. metal here is the same as it would be somewhere else.
>>63924922
>the Patriots are in this thread RIGHT NOW
Nevermind Neil - you get a little Rey emoticon when you type #TheForceAwakens into Twitter? That's adorable
>>63923126
Who the hell said BB-8 was smooth? Considering they actually built the damn thing, it's clearly rolling around just fine.
>>63925343
Space metal is better than real metal, because it has the Force instead of carbon.
>>63923126
>>63923500 (checked)
>>63923815
>>63924175
The BB8 one is why he is widely regarded among peers as an arrogant ass. True story. He has lots of lunches by himself.
>Liberal black science man
>>63924363
>2016 - 10 days
>People still think star trek isn't a fantasy story in space
>>63923126
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>>63922357
>>63922328
yeah, the left is the pro space exploration side and doesnt see it as a waste of time compared to more important matters, like feelings and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy7GOO7Y96Y
>>63923127
Honestly if we're being technical here, going by his light-skin, he most likely has some degree of white blood within him, so he may be white if you wanna play by the one-drop rule.
>>63925389
The BB-8 on set was a puppet, not an unassisted robot (which they managed to make after shooting had finished), so any movement BB-8 makes is human-assisted, unless he's fully CGI.
All I'm saying is you can't say for certain he did work on sand, since her was being pushed around.
>>63925712
The one drop rule doesn't work that way
>>63925370
Oh shit, there's a bunch of em
ahahaha
WE WUZ SCIENCE N SHIT
>>63924010
>>63924374
BB-8 wasn't remote controlled on set. He was a rolling ball on a stick.
The BB-8 at press events was something that the Sphero guys and the Imagineers built after the fact.
>>63922199
Literally a meme scientist.
>>63925370
is that a nose or a mouth?
>>63923126
And I uset to think this guy is awesome...now he is hurr durr it is not science...No fucking shit Sherlock.
>>63924955
the prop wasn't used at all times though senpai
don't get CGI
>>63925950
Mouth
>>63926055
>>63925370
kek
disney are so blatantly pushing rey
>>63925999
To be fair, he did this one time for Interstellar or some shit and now his followers constantly beg him to do it for every science fiction movie that comes out.
>>63926055
>no TR8-0R
>>63926153
Because she's the fucking protagonist dipstick
>>63925999
>I used to think this guy is awesome
You couldn't be more Reddit if you tried, friend.
>>63922199
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/21/scientists-who-are-actually-really-stupid-1-neil-degrasse-tyson/
>>63926286
not to me
>>63922239
Cuz fedora atheist autists suffer from hero worship of the lamest sort. Yes, let's pay attention to the overweight black sperg.
>>63926301
>Tyson, whom liberals love because they are racists who can’t believe a black guy could be smart enough to be a scientist and so spontaneously ejaculate and soil themselves every time they see him on TV, hasn’t published anything of note for years.
whoa
>>63926418
It's fucking Milo garbage. Don't put much weight in it. The moron doesn't realize that only one segment of scientists publish academic journal articles; he has no point and is just being inflammatory as usual.
>>63924808
X-wing droid magnet.
>>63926479
>[triggered]
He's just going off about the fact Tyson is incredibly well revered by reddit fedora tippers who think he's literally the greatest scientist currently living, where he is obviously not and his audience is much less well versed in 'science' than they think they are.
>>63926479
You seem triggered. Based Nero verbally fucked your epic black science man up the ass.
That's what you get for Affirmative Action.
>>63925663
Comedy central will dissapear when south park ends.
>>63922199
He's completely given up on pretending to be a scientist and now spouts memes on social media for a living
Reminding everyone that blacks cannot into science
>>63926301
>starts off with an incredibly partisan position
Into the trash it goes.
>>63923672
100% accurate
black science man
>>63927001
No seriously, read the whole thing. It will open your eyes. By the end you will think the same way.
>>63926479
>inflammatory
nothing he said was wrong though
unless you think the truth is inflammatory, that's on you though
>>63927255
I'm sorry, but I refuse to read anything that starts off attacking a certain group, instead of focusing on the facts. They obviously care more about proving their point then telling a story.
>>63927306
Then how are you on /tv/?
>>63927394
I like films and television.
>>63927255
If that pandery trash blew your mind and opened your eyes I'm pretty sure you went into with your views already decided.
It's not deep or interesting because it panders to your politics beliefs instead of redditors and sjws
>>63922199
>"scientist"
>U NO I WATCHED TFA AND THERES NO WAY RENN COULD HAVE STOPPED A BLASTA FIRE
>U NO IN A REAL WORLD TBERES NO WAY A MAN AND A BEAST COUD BE FRIENDS
>U NO IN LAYMANS TERMS U NO LIGHTSABERS CHD NEVEA EXIST
this is this stupid niggers opinions on these movies. Fuck off you meme 9gag idiot.
>>63923126
What an absolute fucking mong.
>>63927487
Nice strawman, racist
>>63923126
>TIE fightrers make sound in vacuum, lel
That's also true for Interstellar and the MArtian, both movies he praised for their scientific accuracy (fucking kek)
Good job, Niel.
Now how about you go write a paper? It's been 10 years since the last one, people may forget you are supposed to be a scientist, and maybe the rest of your community will stop laughing at you for being the NASA's token black guy and PR agent.
>>63922720
>>"Literally cucked"
Neither of those words has any meaning here any more. Shitposters like yourself have drained them of any relevance.
>>63927554
>being the NASA's token black guy and PR agent.
I think hoax clock boy got his eyes on that job. Black science man better bust his ass off
>>63923403
>>63923501
He has "co-authored" multiple papers, most of which he admits to having little input on. Practically everyone with a PHD has more published papers to their name.
>>63922199
What is the point doing it with Star Wars, it isn't sci-fi.
>>63924797
You don't need passports to go to the zoo.
>>63927539
go suck off your wife's son u can squeeze his ass and drink my cum too u nigger loving fat ugly cunt
>>63927749
He didn't even write his own PHD thesis alone, that's a pretty big red flag when it comes to your quality as a scientist.
Fuck, in several countries, you're not even allowed to do that.
You guys realise that bb8 could easily turn and roll without slipping. Its normal force just has to exceed the coefficent of friction of the surface.
>>63927749
>>63927863
Christ you people are the worst. If you want to hate him you're allowed to hate him (we pretty much all do), you don't have to make up complete bullshit lies about his career field as if you know what you're talking about.
>>63926301
Milo is a crazy, but amazing human bean.
>>63924363
>fantasy story set in space
Isn't that just regular sci-fi? It kind of intrinsically has a fantasy aspect of it.
>>63923126
GOT EM!
>>63923126
why would you be proud of having such a douchey schtick? fucking hell
>>63926479
Milo is an annoying autist but everything he said in that article was true.
>>63927001
It's a column, not a news article.
>>63927863
He couldn't get his PHD at the University of Texas so he had to go to some shady shit school to finish it. His PHD is practically Devry tier.
>post on Facebook venting about this.
>friend says "Really? He's obviously just joking! Why get so bent out of shape?"
So I should excuse his behavior because "HURR DURR he's only pretending to be retarded?" No. Fuck off.
>>63924363
It's literally a Kurosawa film in space
>>63928228
you sound like an embarrassing person to be seen with, anon
>>63923672
If it was just racism then why is Armond White the king of /tv/?
>>63928228
>venting on Facebook
>using Facebook at all
Kill yourself attention whore
>>63923126
Though BB8 was a practical prop. So he's wrong. Go shoot yourself science nig.
>>63926301
The irony is that Milo gets fucked in the ass by black dudes.
some hero you have there.
>>63924797
Oh, does he also hide his belongings and money behind artificially made walls as well. then?
>>63928228
you sound like the kind of person people un-follow
>>63926537
Yes X wing droid magnet
>>63928227
Post your credentials before you talk shit fgt, he's still got a phd and is famous and rich. What do you have besides baneposting and your sad little life?
How very witty
>>63928228
>post on Facebook
No. Fuck off.
>>63922199
"If you counted all the grains of sands on planet earth, there would be more than all the atoms in the universe"
Neil smoking the Grass Tyson
>>63926055
What I take from this is Rey, Finn, and BB-8's last names are apparently "Awakens".
It's a science fantasy, a subgenre of science fiction.
>>63931198
It feels like Latza's Twitter.
>>63931620 meant for
>>63924363
>>63927818
underrated toast
