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>this face will be part of star wars forever
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>this face will be part of star wars forever
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>>63908818

bruv it's been 16 years, just accept that jar jar isn't going anywhere
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>>63908818
"What, me worry?
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>>63908818
I HATE IT
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>>63908818
As it should be
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Good, it's been one of the best additions since '77
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>>63908818
Why do you think he wears the mask?
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>>63908847
Is he the JarJar of JJ's trilogy?
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>complaining about an average looking dude being in Star Wars

I suppose you're a 10/10 right OP
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>>63908818
his mouth looks like a deflated asshole in that pic
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>>63908818
He was one of the better actors, I'm not phased. Rey was awful.
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>>63908818
What's the problem? He was great. The scene with Han was the most nuanced acting I've ever seen in a Star Wars movie. There was a lot going on in his face during that moment.

I felt for him. I was convinced that he was truly conflicted.
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>>63910149
Kylo has a lot of potential, I think the script of TFA had way too much stupid bullshit in it though. I can not get over him jobbing to Rey. Way to completely castrate the supossed main antagonist of the new movies JJ, nicely done.
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>>63908818
But Kylo is a twat. I say it's perfect casting.
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>>63908818
Don't get me started on boyega
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i mean yeah hes ugly, im ugly too but hes famous so yeah
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They were wise enough to cover up the ears in the film. He actually looked somewhat normal.
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>>63908818
JJ is great at casting.

It's almost as if he hates his audiences.
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Adam is not ugly.
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>>63908850
kek
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>>63908818
Vader once he was unmasked was buttfuck ugly. No one complained. We get a talented actor to play the new villain. People find him ugly and complain. Would you all rather have Hayden Christensen back?
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>>63908818

who would you have hired instead
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>>63908818

OUTER
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>Daisy, John, Adam

All English

I hate outsourcing
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>>63910491
I agree, niggas calling him ugly is a bit fucking insulting to actual ugly people. The dude doesn't have your usual hollywood face but he's a far cry from 'ugly'.
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>>63910491
>Adam is not ugly.

Adam plz
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>>63910526
>Adam
>British

Nice b8 m8
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>>63910491

Go to bed mrs. Driver
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>>63910526
>Adam

Driver is American
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>>63910127
>that
>average

He's full blown ugly and far below average, anon.
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Honestly when he first took his helmet off while interrogating Rey he was pretty damn qt. With some makeup and feathering of the hair he looked pretty damn good.

It's weird. Sometimes he looks pretty handsome and other times he looks like an absolute monster. I don't get it. I still like him regardless. He was good as Kylo.
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he looked pretty good in the movie
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>>63910526

Nice job complaining about something that's been happening literally since Hollywood's induction.

I bet you thought Cary Grant was born in the US.
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>>63910491
>>63910531
You people are sick.
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>>63910516
Literally anyone?
I actually quite liked Driver's performance, but his face kinda fucks it up.
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>>63908911
For you?
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>>63910507
Vader was buttfuck ugly cause he was a burn victim.

This nigga was just born with a burn victims face
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>>63908818

Good. We don't need another Chris Whateverthefuck running around with another legacy franchise under them.
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>>63910507
The thing was Vader was unmasked in THE LAST FUCKING MOVIE BEING AN OLDFART WITH NO FUCKING LIMBS

Kilo is a fucking teen angst edgelord and they should not have revealed his face or his identity so early. I can't take his shit seriously.


Seeing his face made his temper tantrums laughable as fuck instead of scary or threatening when compared to Vader's first force choke in ANH. Hell not even Prequel Anakin was that massive of a fucking edgelord.
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>>63910523
P-P-PLEASE MR. KENNEDY
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>>63910491
he isn't ugly, i wish people would stop bullying him on the internet
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>>63910605
You got me on that one.
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>>63910566
Movie magic, anon.
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>>63910546
>>63910563

Sorry senpai, he is so hideous I thought he was a Europoor
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Kylo Ren is cute.
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>>63910516

This guy or Ezra Miller
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>>63910664
He's somehow even more hideous than Cumberbatch.

>tumblr is already wetting themselves over him

That alone confirms he's shit.
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>>63910516
Justin Bieber

Dude pretty much already succumbed to the dark side
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>>63910714
Adam looks ugly, but doesn't look like a cunt. That looks like a suit wearing cunt.
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>>63910605
Please don't use afro nigger speak
Trust me you will embarass yourself once you start using it in real life

Sadly I don't have that autism facebook screencap where someone just did that and got BTFO'd by friends and family
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>>63910613

Except Ren's entire character is based around becoming as threatening a force as Vader. Vader's character was established as a seasoned badass from the fucking get-go.

People would also undoubtedly bitch harder had Ren gone the entire moving without being unmasked. We'd see more of shit like:

>ANH: Villain is masked the entire movie.
>TFA: Villain is masked the entire movie.

Which people would staple to those greentext shitposts complaining about everything that triggered their autismal sperging.

Fuck you. Driver was the best part about the film.
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>>63910738
He's not ugly, just normal looking.

He's just not male supermodel handsome like hayden, mcgregor, or pre-accident Hamil.

Just shocked the fuck out of people to break stereotype
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>>63910775
To me, the ways they intentionally made him less intimidating, in a way, served to make him more dangerous. He's not just some calm, cool, collected and intimidating badass, he's violent, temperamental, and barely under control. It all culminates in the duel at the end where, despite the fact he's been blown up by Chewie, he's still terrifying in his own way with his chest pounding and his ferocity. He's dangerous in the way that a wounded animal is: even if he's not as powerful as he might otherwise be, he's got less control over how he uses that power.
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>>63910767
>his family doesn't refer to each other as niggas
And everyone's white as shit too
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>>63910775
You can't win with these people.
>Inb4 Disney intern/shill
I didn't even like VII that much. But you people are stupid and will bitch about anything.
>Villain is an angry, fearful, destructive kid
>Hurr why isn't he a seasoned badass?
>Hurr why isn't he calm, cool and collected like 90% of villains?
>Wow what an edgelord
>Literally worse than Anakin
>All he did was whine and bitch
>Hurr he's just Vader 2.0

Yeah, that's the point. Kylo Ren wants to be like Vader but he's afraid he won't be able to live up to his legacy.

Way to show how retarded you are. Pay attention to the fucking character next time.
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>>63910829
That's the best description of Kylos mannerisms during that fight. He was a wounded animal, but they always say a wounded animal is still extremely dangerous. On top of how easily Kylo is mentally shaken by things.
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>>63910827
>He's not ugly, just normal looking.

No, he's ugly. I've never met anyone with such a stretched face, giant ears, and horrid nose. Unless you're a yuropoor, the general public doesn't look inbred.
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That's an older photo.

He was ugly as fuck but he grew into his face and now he's ugly handsome.

I like his face. I WISH Anakin had looked something like this.

Hayden was just so pin headed.
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>>63910829

Agreed.

One question I had coming out of the film had to do with his chest-pounding. Was he trying to numb away the wound of the bolt shot, or was the pounding supposed to be a way for his character to establish his supremacy in a fight.

I know it's meant to be one and not the other, but I think it could apply to both.
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>>63910942
Most people here think it's to keep the pain and rage up, fuel his dark side powers. I'm seeing it as him using the pain to keep from going into shock.
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>>63910942
He was hitting himself in his wound to cause himself more pain.
Pain leads to evil power.
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Having ugly people in a movie like Star Wars is very strange.
When Dumbo, Big-jaw and The Mask got revealed as main characters I was completely thrown off. It feels like an alternate reality somehow. Its not just me, either, people are turned off by a movie with ugly people especially a blockbuster, nobody will say it but its true.
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>>63910956
It might have been an ad libbed movement by Driver. He was a Marine, and as a former Marine myself I identified completely with what he was doing.
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>>63910998
Explain.
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adam is cute
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>>63910956

Funny how something as simple as beating one's chest could be interpreted in so many different ways, at least in this context.
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>>63910829
That's a good way to describe it. Kylo was threatening in a different way than Vader and the other Sith. While Vader and his fellows were mostly calm, quiet and manipulative, Kylo is brash, angry and insecure about living up to the legacy his forefathers (especially Vader) set for him.

He's a kid trying to stand up with the adults. His angry outbursts are him failing to do so and realizing his own insecurities and faults. During the final fight against Finn and Rey he was a desperate, wounded but still dangerous beast that had a lot to prove. He failed, but I think in the next movie Kylo will show up with a vengeance.

While VII was pretty much a shameless remake of the original movie I am eager to see how the next one goes.
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>>63910516
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>>63910998

Now I'm curious! What do you mean?
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>>63911033
Classic choice.
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>>63908818
I sincerely thought his tongue was sticking out at first glance.

>>63908850
fucking lol
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>>63910995
>implying Daisy is not a qt

Anyway, they focused on having good characters instead of underwear models like Lucas did with the PT. It worked out great.
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>>63910714
A guy that young only appeals to people who like shotacon.
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>>63910491
>>63910531

He literally looks like what would happen if Keanu got into that machine from The Fly and there was a blobfish in the other one.
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>>63910936
>He was ugly as fuck but he grew into his face

He literally looks the same now except with longer hair and makeup covering his zits.
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>>63911045
Weren't they all terrible actors though?
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>>63911029
I hated the movie and I know I am. The most important difference between this and the prequels is that the sequels at least will have different people directing. I'm just hoping Rian's capable of stepping up his game.
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>>63911010
>>63911038
Its drilled into in boot camp to be as intimating and violent as possible to overwhelm someone in a melee situation like that. I wasn't in the infantry like Driver, so my only relation is what we go through in boot camp.

But the wound/chest beating served a psychological boost and physical boost. The shocking pain of hitting the wound dulls out the pain of the shot, plus giving him a huge adrenaline rush.
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>>63911033
Decent but that face is a bit fat.
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>>63911033
Classic and all that, but he actually would've been perfect for this role. Hell, he'd basically playing the overzealous priest from There Will Be Blood, but with actual abilities that would help him win fights.
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>>63911122
That's interesting. I bet Driver improvised that part and they just left it in because it fit with Kylo's character pretty well.
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>>63908818
he's not bad
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>>63911122
That's fucking cool, anon.
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Driver has a strange face but his performance was really good
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Guys. Guys! Guys. Listen for a sec. What if..what if...well, you know how the emperor was a dark force user for a long time and he became all fucked up and deformed (and don't give me that energy bounce back shit out of ROTS, it was obviously meant to be deformity for using the dark side) and it's began to make him really ugly. Explains why he's so fuggo considering he's got pretty attractive parents.
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>>63911165
>has to hide half his face to appear attractive

kek
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>>63908818
Kylo rent boy was the best and he his character was terribly handled. Well done JJ u daft cunt.
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>>63911165
When he's covering up half his fucking face?
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>>63911179
>talking shit about the driver
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And guys, guys...listen! They can make him easily look more fucked up in future movies without having to resort to makeup! Just cut his hair and show him front on! I was actually taking the piss at first but I think it acutally fits
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>>63911140
You just made me imagine Paul yelling "THAT BELONGS TO ME!" in Eli mode. He would have sounded so impotent, would have been perfect.
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>>63911122

I knew it!! Thank you Marine-anon.
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>>63911101

If Kylo's costume consisted of literally nothing but the mask, and under no circumstances did he remove it, I'd be ok with it.
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>>63908818
He looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the middle with Down syndrome.
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>>63908911
Because he knows his face is ugly as fuck. Why did Jar Jar Abrham pick this deformed freakishly?
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>>63908818
I don't care desu, I thought he did a good job. And Kylo Ren is probably the only interesting character to come out of Star Wars after the original trilogy.
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>>63911165

>Hot as long as half his face is covered up

LITERALLY the Phantom of the Opera
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>>63908818
>caring about whether actors are ugly

Do you complain when you see something with Ron Pearlman or Kathy Burke as well?
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leave adam alone
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>>63911252
Because he's legally blind. This is the same guy who saw the living frogpost and the even gayer-looking version of Eli Roth and thought "These guys are Kirk and Spock 100%."
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>has worked with Jarmusch, Spielberg, Scorsese, Coen bros, Baumbach, Nichols, the list goes on
>basically carries Girls alongside Ray
>best actor on Star Wars
>war hero
>qt wife

Is there anything he can't do?
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>>63911219
>>63911166
>>63911155
Glad I could provide some insight. I felt kinda biased going him hoping Driver would be good just because he was a Marine. But that punch to his wound felt like a call back to his Devil dog days. I fell in love with his character much earlier in the movie, his talk to Vaders helmet gave me chills.
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>>63910775
Yeah because it's not like JJ literally rehashed another death star.
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>>63911237
SPACE

UH OHHHHHHHHH
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>>63911285
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
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>>63911330

Not look like the envy demon from Dragon Age 3 but with hair?
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>be ugly dude
>have no direction in life
>join the military
>get injured and sent home
>decide to pursue the dream of becoming an actor
>manage to land a main role in fucking Star Wars
>people on the internet hate you because you're ugly

Adam had a hard life.
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>>63911347

I hope you realize that you've proven my point. Good night.
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>>63911376
beauty is a means to an end
being this succesful despite being ugly only makes him more remarkable
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Is Girls a good show?
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>>63911389
>Shortly after the September 11 attacks, Driver joined the United States Marine Corps.[11] He served for two years and eight months before suffering an injury while mountain biking, and was medically discharged before he could deploy to Iraq.[12]
Don't make it sound like he got injured actually doing shit
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>>63911389
At that angle he looks ok. It's those fucking ears and his stretched out massive head that makes him ugly.
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>>63911424
With that logic, anon, Amy Schumer and Melissa McCathy would be Oscar material.
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>>63911440
Driver is the only good part of iy
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>>63910546
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>>63911512
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>>63911489
Sports injuries are extremely common in the Marines. Still done more for the country than most people here.
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OUTER
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>>63911489

He served 2 years and 8 months longer than your sedentary ass has.
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>>63911552
I gave at the office.
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>>63911548

I'm cry
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>>63911497
Ugly male actors are typically good character actors, or just good actors in general.

Ugly female actors are almost exclusively the result of tokenism.
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>>63911177

Literally what

Sheev become deformed because Windu directed the lightning back at him
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>>63908847

Underrated post
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>>63911676
I thought it was from the physical strain a sustained force lighting strike takes on the user.

Either way his face turned into a vagina.
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>>63911630
and that is impressive how? military is basically kindergarten for young adults. unless you see action, of course.
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>>63910613
>Seeing his face made his temper tantrums laughable as fuck instead of scary or threatening

THIS IS THE POINT

Jesus how can some people be so fucking dense. He's meant to be a weak Vader fanboy. Before Rey he had probably never fought another Force user.
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>>63908818

Princess Leia and Han Solo made THAT?!
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>>63910651
Where the fuck do you think White Americans come from?
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>>63911552
>>63911630
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>63911736
My exact thoughts. Furst Crystal Skull and now this. It's like they intentionally give Harrison Ford characters shit genes.
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>>63911489
he did more than you m8, at least he fucking enlisted.
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>>63911793
You have that saved in a special note file whenever you encounter people online from the military?
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>>63911489
He served for almost three fucking years during the height of the war in Afghanistan
>don't make it sound like he got injured actually doing shit
Who gives a fuck how he got discharged? The guy did basically 3 years and went on to achieve more than you ever will in your life. Stay mad, libcuck
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>>63911489
He asked to go back to the marines, but he aggravated his injury to the point where they had to medically discharge him.

I hope his character gets redeemed, and Mary Sue turns evil because she is related to Sheev. Her resemblance to natalie portman makes me hope she is a native of naboo.

That ugly fuck deserves to be a good guy and go to children's hospitals. He can show the kids that it can be worse, just by showing them his face.
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>>63910563

yfw you realize he has that haircut to hide his ears
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>>63910563
He should do a Che-Guvara Biopic
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>>63911784
America, stupid.
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He has a rather handsome face, but a very strangely shaped head. That's why he's "ugly-handsome".
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>>63911731

You can't put sense into retards, anon

Whenever I try to tell this to people they just say

>BUT IT WASN'T INTENDED TO BE LIKE THAT!!!!
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>>63910605
Fucking lol. This.
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>>63911825
>people don't recognize the Navy Seal copypasta anymore
Fucking reddit
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I'm a girl and I think he is drop dead gorgeous. You guys sound quite jealous tbqh.
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>>63908818
Nothing wrong with this, He's What young Anakin Should have been. I like seeing a character that is actually drawn away from the Dark. Instead of just towards it. He's a damn brat who freaks out, but 10000000x More believable Than Anakin, and not cringe-worthy. We see he's just a gifted immature fuck trying to be what he isn't. Which is why he wears the mask, to act tough, and it helps illustrate this, with him occasionally taking it off. To show he isn't so tough. And if they mirrored it like ROTJ it just wouldn't fuckin work. Because he isn't deformed. And his face doesn't really matter because he's established as the son. So it would bring nothing
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>>63911991
You realize that copypasta is older than reddit right? I find it funny that sperglord keeps it saved somewhere on his computer for special situations like that.
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>>63910491
his ears are the main issue, but thats fixed in the movie thanks to his long hair
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>>63912025
>damage control
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>>63912008
>I'm a girl
your penis disagrees
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>>63912049
>I just learned how to greentext 2 months ago

Are you the copypasta poster? Don't be afraid. I feel it too.
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>>63911851
he should do a satellite dish biopic
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>>63908818

>in the theater when this scene happens

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAH!
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>Go see movie with Asian waifu
>She has a ridiculously low standard for male looks despite being extremely good looking herself
>Never heard her call any guy ugly before
>Kylo takes his helmet off
>She leans into me "why did they cast such an ugly actor for"
>Mfw
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>>63912153
My theater was quiet, because I don't live around apes and parents who cant control their children.
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>>63912153
Somebody edit Jar Jar's face into that for goodness' sake
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>>63912008
You think he's attractive because he's rich and famous just like Cumberbatch
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>>63910378
The point was to show how weak he was in the current timeline of the movie.
The 1st Order leader said he's receiving his final training at the end of the movie and I expect it'll show a huge contrast in the sequel.
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>tfw you have ears exactly like him
I've accepted them, but still.
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>>63912163
>Asian waifu
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>>63912100
You're making a fool of yourself anon. Adopt a trip so people can filter you or fuck off.
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>>63910829
What's with the autistic arm spasm 10 seconds in
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>>63912265
I've had plenty of people respond to me in this thread. You've been the only one seething over the copypasta post. Maybe you should adopt a trip so people know how quickly you can get butt blasted. Are you Kylo Ren?
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>>63912025
>not knowing you can just google the fucking pasta and paste it here

Holy shit are you new to this whole internet thing?
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>>63912322
Answer's right here: >>63911122

Sounds pretty accurate.
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>>63912153
>Inside a giant military complex
>Just happens to be a box full of sand/ashes right next to him for cinematic effect

Literally why.
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>>63912227
No I mostly like his pretty dark hair and tallness
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>>63912008
I'm a girl and I think he's pig disgusting. Shit taste like yours makes the rest of us look bad.
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>>63912330
>people reply to me that means I'm cool!

It's time to stop posting, anon. You're not among friends. You're not popular. You're acting like a child.
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The whole cinema was laughing at this ugly jug eared edgemaster when he took off that mask.
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>>63912153
What was wrong with it? Seriously would have been shit for him just to be a Doctor Nefarious. or Admrial Bone to pick with a cupcake face.

It's something different that he still seems normal

>>63912397
It's a torture room/ his little play room. Could use it for interrogating Maybe he puts his helmet on the oven to get it hot to burn himself to get mad, like when he punched his wound
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>>63912008
He is kinda cute except for that long nose and facial hair. Nowhere near as handsome as Hiddleston, though.

There aren't many people to compete with him in the movie, however. Nazi guy has nice eyes but shit hair, Finn is just not a candidate and Schnozzle or whatever his fucking name is looks like a terrible Voldemort/Sheev clone. Solo is old and taken.


>>63911825
>being this much of a newfag
Kill yourself.
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>>63912444
He's sperging out as we speak. He'll probably reply to you, too.
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>>63912424

You do realize that was the point, right?
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>>63911671
Say that to Kathy Bates, Louise Fletcher, or Julia Roberts.
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>>63912492
That's ridiculous. You can retroactively put in as many directorial motivations as you want, but it doesn't make them actual directorial motivations.
Prove to me that this is exactly what JJ intended. Give me actual proof in the form of an interview or something. Don't just pretend the best possible interpretation is what JJ intended. We all know he's not that good at what he does.
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>>63912474
>replying to yourself to convince others you're the one with the correct logic

10/10 m8
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>>63912500
I said almost exclusively, anon, and I should've clarified I was talking about actresses within the last few years. I never said that all women were talentless.
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>>63912398
You can find better looking nice haired tall dudes anywhere, femanon. Either you're too ugly to ever lust after someone out of your range, or your taste is simply shit.
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>>63912474
He'd have to be new not to see it everywhere, especially as it gets spammed by powerlevel fags. Then again, this is Star Wars, biggest normie magnet excepting /got/ which got mod BTFO. I'm still not sure why Star Wars hasn't been confined to a containment yet, maybe the mods just don't care.
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>>63912543
I don't think this one is baiting, guys.
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>>63912575
BLACKED thread spam is proof enough that the mods only do their jobs when they feel like it.
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>>63912575
I guess I should written my insult better for you retards. It's an insult to the fact he would even have that copypasta saved on his computer. Do you shitlords use google every time you want to post a dank meme? No you and I both know we save that shit in a special 4chan folder.

Guess I gotta realize im talking to edgelord teenagers rather than adults.
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>>63912627
>Am I fitting in now?
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>>63911198
He's more qt in Girls honestly
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>>63908818
He looks like Han from the holiday special
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>>63911851
>Che-Guevara
>6'3''
maybe if they use some of that hobbit cgi on him
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>>63912627
>being this legitimately angry
>projecting this hard
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>>63912696
Holy shit.
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>>63912714
>Not finding humor in knowing you have a 4chan folder to quickly access the memes
>Rather shitpost and say the other person is projecting
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>>63910622
UH-OH
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>>63912696
Good Lord it's uncanny.
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>>63912153
the helmet is really heavy, isn't? it sounds like a PLOF the two times he drops it
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>>63912696
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>>63912627

He just keeps going
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>>63911369
PLEASE MR KENNEDY
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>>63912627
>putting your memes in a folder
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>>63911252
JJ prefers casting talented actors not because they are necessarily ideal for the role, but because it makes his job easier. Sometimes that works out and you get the Star Trek reboot where all the characters work. Other times you get Cumberbatch as Khan and this movie.
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>>63911731
Yeah it was very clearly intentional that after he took off the mask he was revealed to be more human/flawed/weak. The line literally before he does it is Rey calling him a creature, the impression I got was that he takes it off to prove her wrong. And then from then on we see him for the angsty kid that he is.

To anybody that doesn't agree, why do you think he wears the mask?
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>>63912838
Nice to see you keep your reaction images on your iphone.
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Are you guys actually really bothered about his look?

He never bothered me at all, he's not really super ugly or anything. He's not handsome at all, he just looked like a bit of a wimpy kid which was the point. He looked fine in the movie. He actually had pretty good hair to say the least.
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>>63912442
>Maybe he puts his helmet on the oven to get it hot to burn himself to get mad, like when he punched his wound
holy fuck haha
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Does anyone else think he'd be hot as fuck if his nose/face weren't so long and he got his ears pinned back?

I feel so sorry for the guy because he was so close to being at least an 8/10+

Also I don't even think a nose job can fix that type of nose because the problem is also his face being long as fuck. At least he's a successful actor. Can still bang qts from senpai alone.
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>>63913009
Yes. At least his facial proportions don't look as off as Matt Smith's, though.
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>>63912941
Well I was honestly like "oh shit fuck that's metal' when he started punching his wound, he is being a tryhard like anakin but it isn't unbearbly cringe worthy
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>>63911045
I assume that both Ren and Rey are results of their fathers being cucked by that big alien cock
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>>63913080
Yeah the wound-punching was great it's just funny to imagine him doing the ole spicy helmet to get himself mad.
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>>63910829
Am i the only one who find the fight actually pretty gud?
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>>63913009
>I feel so sorry for the guy

Yeah, must be tough being an ex marine turned millionaire film star. Bitches will still be all over his dick because he's tall and dark and famous. I bet 90% of females were foaming at the gash in the theatres during his scenes.
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>>63913111
Kylo Ren Edit when? Someone do it now

>the old Sppicy Helmet
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Husbandos rarely look good if they aren't 2D.
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>>63913140
No, most people liked it
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>>63913080
i did like when he punched himself, it made sense lorewise and was pretty cool how he did it rather nonchalantly instead of making it a big deal. however his edgelord shit was too much and made him look like a weak villain. there was a reason vader was a cultural icon and no it wasnt because how he looked. kylo isnt the same,i get hes a vader fanboy but at the same time hes way too "crawling in my skin" to be a good villain. when your villain shows so much weakness the audience writes them off. ren better get fucking scary in the next one or else hes a literal saturday morning cartoon villain
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>>63913168
>>63913168
Holy kek my sides
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>>63913140
No. I am with you.
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>>63913251
> kylo isnt the same,i get hes a vader fanboy but at the same time hes way too "crawling in my skin" to be a good villain.

Eh your opinion,

I think that Anakin was the CRAWLING IN MY SKIN. and Ren actually fits the role a dodgy brat evil wannabe badass. It works so much better in this one. By other standards i guess he isn't and otherwordly villian but just in comparison it is so much better. He did more of his angst in actions rather than in Ani's edgy as fuck Sparratic "fall' to darkness

he ends up with a Good rating as a star wars villian by default because the prequels goofed it
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>>63908818

Has he ever done full frontal? Everything about him seems freakishly stretched out. I want to know if his cock is in proportion.
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How can anyone complain about Sith being 'too edgy', they're given a black & white label of evil by Lucas' standards anyways

Sith = evil selfish madmen with red lightsabers and black robes

Jedi = 'selfless' paragons of virtue with lovely bright coloured lightsabers and Jesus brown robes
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>>63913573
Because they went too comically edgy sometimes
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I'm glad Dewie made it to the new star wars.
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>>63912356
>>63912322
bullshit. he's been wounded by chewy and it hurts. he hits his wound so it stops. sounds counterintuitive but it helps
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>>63912397
they were vader ashes
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Adam Driver was perfect
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>>63910714
Is that the kid Nucky shot in Boardwalk Empire?
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>>63914810
He's hitting his wound bc of the Sith teaching that pain and suffering brings you closer to the Dark Side.
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>>63911252
Because it fit the character.
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>>63908850
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>>63908818
>>63912008
tfw kind of look like him
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>>63910563
to be honest i don't think women would have paid attention to him if he wasn't an actor...
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>>63910546
>>63910563

There's something off about his voice... Does he have a speech impediment or something? His manner of speaking made me think he was foreign.
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>>63910563
Is that Ron Perlman's kid?
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>>63911122
bullshit. the amount of mental gymnastics that goes on in these threads to try and explain shit writing is unbelievable
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>>63915670
Yep. And it's refreshing to have Kylo be very different from Vader. The scene where somebody was delivering bad news to him felt like they were setting it up to be his force-choke moment and then they completely subverted expectations by having him throw a violent tantrum instead.
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the face of an interesting character? im ok with that
better then generic hero face no.84376
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>>63910942
Some people have said he was pounding on the wound to keep the adrenaline rushing.
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>>63911736
>Princess Leia and Han Solo made THAT?!
She took deathsticks while pregnant
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>>63910564
He was pretty good-looking in the movie though.
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>>63911736
Princess leia is ugly as fuck
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>>63915877
>watching it with my mom and my best friend
>Kylo takes his helmet off
>they both whisper to me that he looks like me
Just because I have wavy black hair doesn't mean I look like him. I don't see it myself.
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>>63916237

This
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>tfw the first time he uses his light saber
>have flash backs to the /tv/ make your own lightsaber
>chuckle everytime I see it


thanks, /tv/
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>>63908818

TFA was at most a 7/10 and that's only because it was a Star Wars movie.

Kylo Ren was easily the best thing about this average movie.

I would like to know who you Kylo haters think did a better job in the movie than him.
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>>63916992
I'm not a Kylo hater at all, I think he's a great character, but I'd say Boyega was the best actor in the movie. Him and Adam Driver really stole the show, I'm still not sure who was better.
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>>63916992
I loved the movie, but I agree, without Driver's performance the movie would have been considerably worse.

Kylo Ren is surprisingly well written, especially for a Star Wars character. And Driver delivered the whole "edgy wannabe" aspect very well, as well as showing subtle signs of conflict. Much better than Anakin (although considering the quality of the dialogue in the prequels, I'd assume it wasn't all the actors fault)
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>>63910491

Hes Hollywood ugly...
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>>63911285
Why the long face?
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I could of swore it was that nerd from Grandmas Boy at first. What the actual fuck was JJ thinking?
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>>63912008
Snape junior. All chicks who love Snape will love this guy.
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>>63911374
Underrated post
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>>63912397
How did he end up having such an ugly grandson?
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>>63911033
Bruce Dickinson is way better than him
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The worst part is that they first establish him as an unstoppable force of evil and then they roll back and say "no, but he's a whimpy kid who still doesn't know shit, and just wants to act tough".
Which is logical and fine, but if we see him doing fucking impressive shit, like paralyzing people and shit, it's logical to think he's not bullshiting anyone.
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