>jj abrams making a star wars movie
>literally michael bay tier directing with effects and "drama"
>short bite size one liners so that millenials can comprehend what's going on
>none of the opera elements that made star wars tug on your soul
why is this allowed
>>63888580
>le Michael Bay sucks maymay
Nice try Reddit
>>63888613
ha! only a redditor would defend michael bay's "DUDE EXPLOSIONS LMAO" directing skills. nice try you brainlet.
>michael bay tier directing give us the third best Star Wars
I'm ok with that, hope the next one is at least michael bay tier directing too.
>>63888688
what's *head nod*? what is that? stop doing *head nod*! i'm trying to talk to you here and you keep doing *head nod*!
>QUIPS!!!
>>63888688
>third best
you dumb motherfucker
>>63888660
>The Rock
>Armageddon
>Bad Boys
>Bad Boys 2
>Pain and Gain
are all approved /tv/-core. Sorry you fell for the "Michael Bay is bad because he ruined my robot toys!" meme.
>>63888751
Children and teen found that part funny. Disney can make their 4 billion back if the make the movie only for fat neckbeard diehard fans of episode 4 and 5.
>>63888856
Well enlighten me, what's is the /tv/ approved top 3 star wars then?
>>63888895
the blacks were rolling at every one of boyegas quips at my theater
>>63888871
the only one approved there is pain and gain. fuck off redditor.
>muh bad boys
>muh movie that uses a nelly track
lmao
>>63888871
The Island is alright too other than being too long
You insult Bay comparing this SW shit to his work. I'd say capeshit-tier of memes and Reddit.
>>63888580
>none of the opera elements that made star wars tug on your soul
This is where you're wrong.
>>63888967
1.Phantom Menace
2.Star Wars Holiday Special
3.Clone Wars
>>63889157
except that i'm not. it's too modernized for people who just can't tolerate any type of emotion other than laughter and clapping.
