>ywn be as cool as the Doctor
why even live?
Last time >>63846530
#BringBackRTD
>>63885662
We'll need a dying child to make it his/her last request.
If it worked a bit on Eccleston, it should work on RTD
Why are there two/who/?
THE GLOBALISTS MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP!!!
Anyway, I post this every day until Christmas!FIVE DAAAAYS.
>>63885662
>>63885853
I posted that I was gonna make a new thread about a minute before another anon posted his newly created one, it was bad timing
MEMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5631kdhDak
From the start of the last thread but bear with me I'm slow
>Bill Bailey was on DW
WHAT THE HECK? Man I completely forgot that one.
Being honest here, who seriously considers series 2 to be worse than or on par with Series 6 and 7?
>>63885906
It's not a war. It's too late for that. It's a victory.
>>63886194
S2 was worse than those
>>63886191
Yeah, he was in the 2011 special. It was pretty shit though
Oh got the leddit autism is bursting out guys... thoughts?http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2015-12-20/the-doctor-who-series-finale-solved-one-of-the-shows-biggest-unanswered-questions-according-to-this-fan-theory
>>63886216
Go to bed Rusto
>>63886273
But how? Series 6 you could make an argument for but series 7 had zero good episodes, Series 2 has at least 3
>>63886194
Memesters.
>>63886337
>series 7 had zero good episodes
And its still better than S2
>>63886337
>Asylum of the Daleks
>A Town Called Mercy
>Cold War
>Hide
>the only good Gatiss-written episode (The Crimson Horror
C'mon son
>>63886409
>Asylum of the Daleks
>good
opinions obliterated
>>63886473
Even if you leave Asylum out you can't the deny the other four.
>>63886473
That's literally the one decent episode that he named, m8. It's the others that are shit.
>>63886191
Fuck off tripcunt.
>>63886409
ATCM and Hide are objectively shite, and the other three are below average at best.
>>63886409
>Cold War
>Crimson Horror
>good
>>63886337
>>63886409
>>63886473
>>63886544
>>63886546
>>63886604
>>63886605
>hurr my opinions are better than your opinions
Real sick of this meme to be quite honest with you family.
>>63886697
>NOTHING IS BAD
Fuck off you deluded cuck, stop trying to force yourself to enjoy this tripe.
>>63886744
>liking s2
>calling people deluded
>>63886544
The other are shit too m8, boring as fuck or downright offensive.
>>63886838
>indulging in /who/ memes
S2 has good eps, 6 and 7 don't. It's that simple familia.
>>63886744
>MY OPINIONS ARE FACTS, PEOPLE ARE WRONG FOR LIKING THINGS
In the street.
They left her in the street.
They took her face and just chucked her out and left her in the street.
>>63887019
>tfw Rose can't freshen cocks anymore without a face
YOU HAVE TO FIX THIS NOW, DOCTOR!
>>63886930
That's not what I said, nice meme image tho.
>>63887158
Nice autism brah
If you stranded me on a desert island and I could only choose S2 or S7 to take with me, I'd be a bit sad about losing out on genuinely good eps like Fireplace and the Satan two-parter but I'd have to go with 7. It's a cumulative effect thing, S2 has more that bothers me overall (S7 is just a long string of unpolished okayness).
>>63886930
What does /pol/ got to do with any of this?
>>63887202
eric.
>>63887210
>quantity over quality
Cool I guess.
>>63887213
That's mainly where the cuck meme comes from.
>>63886895
>implying seson 2 was perfect
>implying Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon arent good
>implying The Doctor's Wife wasn't good
>implying Closing Time isnt good.
>implying The Snowmen wasnt good
>implying Asylum wasn't at least decent
>implying Hide wasn't at least decent.
>>63887375
>>quantity over quality
Funnily enough, if you are weighing up the two runs in their entirety, you have to actually factor in all of the episodes, not just focus on a few and ignore everything else.
>>63887441
>tripfag
>opinion discarded
>>63887441
>implying seson 2 was perfect
I didn't.
>implying Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon arent good
>implying The Doctor's Wife wasn't good
>implying Closing Time isnt good.
>implying The Snowmen wasnt good
They're not.
>implying Asylum wasn't at least decent
I didn't, thanks for one DECENT ep Moff.
>implying Hide wasn't at least decent
It wasn't.
>>63887441
>S2 has good eps
>>63887441
>>implying seson 2 was perfect
>>63886315
why can no one simply admit that the character of Orson Pink was merely a colossal narrative cockup?
>>63887713
Why do people care given the number of times it's been rammed in our faces that the future is highly malleable?
Anyone else not finding torrents of the Christmas special?
>>63886895
>S2 has good eps
Lolno
Like RTD vs Moffat matters when NuWho is all shit.
>new harry potter play
>hermione played by black woman
i know this isnt DW related but what the fuck?
>>63888166
Eh?
>>63888115
>Satan two parter not good
>Girl in the Fireplace not good
This isn't your everyday bait, this is advanced bait
>>63888166
Hermione was black in the book.
>>63888181
Those are shit
>>63888215
you're not even trying
>>63888215
Oh fuck off.
>>63888166
I guess it just makes the whole racism subtext a little more heavy-handed.
>>63888196
No she wasn't.
>>63888166
>i know this isnt DW related but what the fuck?
Take it to /hp/ or wherever.
this isn't British Media General.
>>63887441
Peter would never throw away BiFis...
>>63888303
the actress who's playing her is the UNIT captain from Planet of the Dead
>>63885494
Whichever dumb cunt came up with those 'sonic sunglasses' can go and shove them up their fucking arse.
>>63888310
>Big Finish is not canon - Peter Capaldi
>>63888351
>go and shove them up their fucking arse.
Wouldn't the screwdriver be more suited to that?
>>63888215
Fuck off FNA you worthless tripcunt
>>63888351
Brah
>>63888351
It's almost as stupid as a sonic screwdriver, what the fuck.
>>63888289
>character is literally called a "Mudblood" by the villains because of her ancestry
>subtext
>>63888475
I mean, it's less explicit than if she had been called nigger.
>>63888289
The whole "Hermione was black" thing stems from Rowling being just vague enough on everything except for Hermione's hair.
>>63888528
Hermione had kinky hair, she had to work twice as hard to prove herself, she loved her parents but acknowledged they were less than effective in her world.
>>63888666
But she's white on the cover of Prisoner of Azkaban.
>>63888777
And Jesus is black on the cover of Vibe.
JK Rowling, like Steven Moffat is a PROVEN GLOBALIST.
There's evidence to suggest she's writing an episode of Series 10, and the BBC elite are conspiring to turn every white character into a 'POC'.
New companion has just been confirmed to be being announced new years day by the way.
>>63888666
>>63888777
>Double trips, and in response to each other
too bad you were off by 16
>>63888827
>New companion has just been confirmed to be being announced new years day by the way.
Does it physically hurt you to put this much bullshit in one post?
>>63888915
Who are you responding to?
>>63889003
>>63888872
I forgot to click numbers, already had QR open.
>>63888969
$100 on the new companion being a transgender POC who has self diagnosed ptsd and has 'gender neutral' pronouns
>>63889174
I would genuinely be happy with that since it means the special snowflake and uniqueness is within their own identity and perception of themselves rather than the audience constantly being told "this is the most important person ever."
>>63889302
Sleep no more trash
Hello Sweetie
New rule: every episode the doctor looks into the camera is not canon.
>Before the Flood
>Sleep no More
>Heaven Sent
>>63889472
>New
tardis.wikia has had this as a rule for a long time.
SnM wasn't looking into _our_ camera so that doesn't count. You'll have to find another reason for that tripe not to be canon.
>>63889472
What if there's a two-way canoning?
>>63889548
>tardis.wikia has had this as a rule for a long time.
Wait what?
>>63889472
> The Invasion of Time is not canon.
Thank god.
>>63889472
fuck off
>>63889548
>tardis.wikia has had this as a rule for a long time.
I'm sure this applies for The Feast of Steven or whatever, but I doubt they literally refuse to count Heaven Sent or BtF.
Especially considering Moffat even wrote up an in-universe reason for why he looks at the camera (he's imagining he has an audience to play to).
post capaldis
![doctor_who_2005.9x05.the_girl_who_died.720p_hdtv_x264-fov.mkv_snapshot_34.18_[2015.12.20_23.35.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CiX97Kg.jpg "doctor_who_2005.9x05.the_girl_who_died.720p_hdtv_x264-fov.mkv_snapshot_34.18_[2015.12.20_23.35.21].jpg")
>>63889728
>>63889472
Better rule: every story that uses the phrase "Doctor who?" is not canon, except for "An Unearthly Child".
![doctor_who_2005.9x05.the_girl_who_died.720p_hdtv_x264-fov.mkv_snapshot_34.18_[2015.12.20_23.35.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gOoR5AV.jpg "doctor_who_2005.9x05.the_girl_who_died.720p_hdtv_x264-fov.mkv_snapshot_34.18_[2015.12.20_23.35.40].jpg")
>>63889830
>>63889728
>>63889875
Even better rule: Every story that features the Doctor is not canon.
>>63889728
>>63889958
Even even better rule: Every story that features Capaldi is not canon.
>>63890023
Best rule: Every story that is fictional is not canon.
Anyone else think the opening scene of forest is pretty comfy? I liked 12 and the little girl.
which companion had the best feet?
>>63889601
>Wait what?
after a little look, it appears I made that up.
i'm sure I got it from somewhere.
>>63889958
so that leaves Mission to the Unknown as the only canon story?
NEW RULE:
Every episode where 12 wears a hoodie is not canon
>>63890074
Yeah, I like that he first tells her to fuck offerino then lets her in when he finds out she's in danger. Also his comparison of the TARDIS to a coke bottle is pretty funny.
Ultimate Rule: Every episode that's not GOAT and/or doesn't feature Wilf, is not canon
>>63889728
>>63890262
What if the episode was just 12 Maebehehbeeh and Clara? Would it be more enjoyable?
Pretty cool thread OP, but could Doctor Who beat the hero of Star Wars the Force Awakens, Rey?
And I'm not talking Scavenger Rey
No I'm not talking Crack Shot with a Blaster Rey neither
Heck I'm not even talking Ace Pilot Rey
I'm talking Master Jedi, New Captain of the Millenium Falcon Rey, with Luke Skywalker's lightsaber and full control of the force(allowing her to force push, force pull, and Jedi Mind Trick people)
....I didn't think so.
>>63890248
>based whoodie
>>63890074
Maebh was best companion.
>>63889472
>Heaven Sent not canon
Then I say fuck canon.
>>63890429
He'd sendLuke'ssperm through the crack in time so that Rey would never exist. And don't give me any fixed point in time bullshit, Star Wars is a seperate reality, the Doctor can do literally whatever he likes in any reality beyond the prime Whoniverse.
here's the official rules
Any episode that features donna is shit and non canon
>>63890429
kek
>>63890429
Probably, but they wouldn't be fighting in the first place.
now take your made up battles out of here before epic rap battles of /who/ anon sees it.
>>63890611
i hope we get a new tardis soon. this one is shit
>>63885662
At the very least it'd be neat to see RTD direct an episode during Series 10 for old times sake.
Was the Doctor canonically drinking alcohol in the first episode with Maisie Williams?
>>63890684
gr8 b8 m8
>>63890622
But anon, that means episodes that feature Wilf are noncanon, which is literally impossible, his episodes being canon are more than just a fact of the universe, the universe is predicated upon it
>>63890429
Rey is the Clara of Star Wars.
>>63890736
he was drinking alcohol in deep breath too
>>63890736
yes
>>63890705
>RTD
>direct
>>63890736
The Doctor has been drinking alcohol canonically since he was played by William Hartnell.
>>63890658
Hey-hey-hey, it's the lady scavenger Rey
You may call Clara the Impossible Girl but I can out Mary Sue her anyday!
>>63890736
He's over 18, he's allowed.
>>63890705
You faggots don't even know what the fuck you're talking about!
>before I got it all wrong
>>63890889
what?
>>63890889
in the forest of the night is one of the best episodes of all time. and this is not bait. you have to have a certain type of mind to be able to appreciate and understand it. it has a very deep subtext and moral/message which as i said only certain people with high IQs will understand.
its a beautiful story.
its a modern classic.
>>63890793
We never actually see him take a drink.
>>63890831
Which Hartnell episodes? I remember that one Jon Pertwee clip although I forget which episode it's from.
>>63890859
He spits out wine or it turns out drinking was a ruse. It's alcohol shaming. A disgrace to British culture.
>>63890966
He drank sherry wine in The Smugglers.
>>63890831
The First Doctor didn't drink. I think the first one who did was 3.
>>63890962
Sure thing buddy
>>63890966
It's from Day of the Daleks.
>>63890908
>>63891107
nah, one drank
>>63891073
and the second doctor drinks some wine in evil of the daleks
>>63890962
>implies he has a high IQ
>doesn't even capitalize sentences or the word "I"
>>63891142
Fuck, Three did actual drugs, he didn't like them though.
LETS FIX FOREST
>Opening is the same
>Clara goes looking for Maebh and finds her outside the Tardis with 12
Now what?
>>63891251
>LETS FIX FOREST
BURN IT TO THE GROUND
>>63891281
but the idea was fun
it can be fixed
What if the Doctor was wrong and the forest tic girl who lost her sister was actually mentally ill?
>>63891073
>The Smugglers.
Missing episodes aren't canon.
>>63891251
Clara croaks. The Doctor and Maebh leave to go have adventures. The Doctor regenerates into McGann.
>>63891309
>TREES EVERYWHERE!
>TREES ARE LITERALLY ALIVE AND SENTIENT AND THEY SPEAK THRU TROUBLED CHILDREN!
>THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DO NOTHING AND THE TREES WILL SAVE US FROM ALL MAJOR CATASTROPHES!
>>63891466
fuck off paul
>>63891348
You aren't canon!
>>63891498
trees everywhere is fun
the rest can be thrown out and fixed
in the /who/ version we'll reveal it was actually a plan by Missy who shows up and rapes clara
>>63890622
>best companion
>non-canon
Please, anon, rescind this rule!
>>63891579
fuck trees
What are some of the better audiobook stories out now? I need some doctor who for my daily commute.
VALEYARD WHEN?
>>63886315
Go cry about being banned for breaking like three rules some more, you whiny fuck.
>>63891338
They'd have to tread carefully on how they present it. The last time they portrayed a child with severe emotional trauma, it was awful..
>>63891663
NEVER
>>63891613
Do you mean audio plays? Like Big Finish?
>TARDIS materializes on planet Pedo
>>63891774
Big Finish does audiobooks too.
>>63891821
I'm aware of that. It's hardly what most people on /who/ would think of when they first hear "Big Finish" though, so I'm unsure why you even made the comment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQCeMIQpFBc
Dimensions in Time is canon. This is indisputable.
New rule: The less canon a story is, the MORE canon that story becomes.
The worst thing about Forest is Danny Splink.
You're now manually remembering the utterly pointless scene with the tiger and how it was still like 3 feet away from them when they all started cheering
>>63890889
>>63891068
>>63891120
>>63891205
>>63891251
>>63891793
>Posting shit pics from a shit episode
>>63891711
>5 days ago
>still on about it
>>63892302
forest was GOAT
>>63892428
It was just so bizarre that it's stuck in my head. I honestly think you're underage; I just can't imagine someone over 18 being so petty and childish about being fairly punished for breaking extremely clear rules. That enormous imgur saga you did to try and argue your non-existent point was the most reddit thing I've seen on /who/ all year.
>>63892480
Gayestof All Time? I agree.
>>63892302
fuck off cunt
>>63892428
fuck off cats
>>63892518
No, we have Torchwood for that.
>>63892504
Glad you liked it and took time of your day to see it anon
>>63892428
how adhd and millennial do you have to be for 5 days to seem like a long time?
>>63892618
Not any more we don't. (audios don't count)
I fully expect P Ness to pick up the gay slack with Class.
>>63892618
You're right except Torchwood series 1 was pretty good.
>>63892428
If you don't like it then be anonymous, cunt.
>>63892743
>Torchwood series 1
>good
g8 b8 m8
>>63892743
Children of Earth was really good, too.
>>63892658
I didn't read it you dolt; I saw that it was a reddit-tier long imgur post trying to justify...what? That you were annoyed you got the same punishment as everyone else would for breaking the rules?
God, trips like you are just the worst. At least someone like Cloister actually contributes to the thread. You just endlessly prattle on with reddit shittery. I really dislike you as a person.
>>63892658
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>63892805
Well I did admit I was wrong afterwards but you insist so...
>>63892778
Nah I'm good
How can trips not see how much they derail threads? You literally make threads worse. You kill threads. I'm assuming you like /who/ since you're here. Why not just turn off the fucking trip? You. Are. Making. It. Worse.
>day/who/
>>63892895
So fucking what? You did it in the first place. You spent all that time on the image. Christ, if the ban bothered you so much why not just circumvent it?
The fact you use a trip tells me you still don't really grasp 4chan, regardless of how long you've been here.
>>63892805
>being this autistic
>>63892895
>mfw I finally get to bash your head in with a sledge hammer
>>63893042
Ah, so you did turn off your trip! Great job!
What does /who/ think of the Torchwood audios? I'm really impressed by them honestly; much better than I expected.
>>63892932
Attention. It's sad.
>>63892932
>"Stop derailing threads!"
>While derailing threads into trip hating
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
>>63893050
>posting the photoshopped version
>>63893077
>>63893017
no I'm still here, for the purpose of not derailing the thread further I'm gonna stop replying. Have a nice night anon.
>>63892787
It is literally better than MOST of Moffat's work by now.
>>63893123
Yeah they're good. If you read the Vortex with The Conspiracy you see that
*A few years ago RTD and Gary Russel plotted out a Season 5 of Torchwood specifically for audio form
*It got shelved because Russel moved to Australia, RTD did other things
*When Torchwood finally went through this year they decided to not right away do the Season 5 in audio, but do 1 or 2 series in a more anthology format
*After The Conspiracy they decided to do a loose arc around the Committee
So there's a roadmap for
Series 1 - Committee stuff
Series 2 - General shenanigans
Series 3-onwards - Possible more shenanigans before
Series 3/4/whatever - Actually Torchwood series 5, just in audio form
You read /who/ for long enough, and you end up thinking, "How come we get all the tripfags and bollocks and shit?" Is that what imageboard life is? Filth? But maybe there's better stuff out there, brilliant stuff, beautiful stuff.
Just they don't come here.
This general's so dirty, that's all we get - the shit.
>>63892805
>At least someone like Cloister actually contributes to the thread
Not really, unless you count bribing people with secret santa gifts.
>>63893198
Chris. I know you're upset that Moffat fired you after the awful Power Of Three. But there's no reason to post about it here. Now go to bed.
>>63893127
But it's largely negative attention. Why would they want that? What does the trip here get out of 2 or 3 anons being frustrated with him right now? I just don't get it.
He even seems to somewhat care about the quality of the thread here >>63893155
yet still uses the trip. It just baffles me.
>>63893222
That's actually pretty cool. So it's
Torchwood - Series 1
Torchwood - Series 2
Torchwood - Children of Earth (Series 3)
Torchwood - Miracle Day (Series 4)
Torchwood - Series 1 (Audio)
Torchwood - Series 2 (Audio)
Torchwood - Potential more pre-'Series 5' series
Torchwood - 'Series 5" (Audio)
>>63893198
>better than MOST of Moffat's work by now.
Please
>>63893278
Cry some more, but the cannibals episode, Suzie's keikaku and the finale are all better than anything from the last four seasons of /who/ at least.
>>63893278
What a fucking stupid design.
>>63893391
>the finale
I forget, is that the one where they rip off Satan Pit or was that S2
>>63893391
no
>>63893391
>End of Days
>better than anything from the last four seasons of /who/
Oh, god, a Doctor who thread
>>63893360
The re-use of Series 1 confuses me. Let me get this straight, is it:
>01 Series 1
>02 Series 2
>03 Children of Earth (Series 3)
>04 Miracle Day (Series 5)
>05 "Series 1" - New Series - Audio
>06 "Series 2" - New Series - Audio
>XX "Series X" - New Series - Audio (maybe more pre Series 5 series)
>XX "Series 5" - New Series - Audio (but the actual proper next series after Miracle Day)
Right?
>>63893486
>Better than the 100 Star Wars threads right now
>>63893506
Yes, that's exactly it.
>>63893486
Noooo he's too THIN!
>>63893458
It has a tenuous link in that the big bad is Satan's son, that's hardly "ripping off".
Why haven't we had any supernatural enemies under Moffat?
I'll keep posting capaldis
>>63893639
>supernatural enemies
Can you be more specific?
>>63893639
Don't the ghost-ish istories count?
MARTHA ISNT CANON
>>63893691
Like the Devil in Satan Pit
>>63893639
>they unironically bring literally objective Vampires back
Could be GOAT.
>>63893684
Dr. Basil Who, T.L.
>>63893737
Why would you want that?
>>63893639 hmmm, yeah, good question, maybe because now Moffat wants to explain everything that's supernatural and now is "an alien" or "an hologram" or something.
Rtd did that some times, but he had exceptions like the devil
>>63893639
>>63893745
>Cyberman using dead bodies as hosts isn't supernatural
>>63893745
Presumably for the same reason RTD never did it again.
Who /wipesohardyoubleed/ here?
>>63893832 that two parters was pretty great.
>>63893832
What reason would that be? Given that Impossible Planet/Satan Pit is one of the best received stories of NuWho.
>clara will never humiliate you like this
why am i even alive anymore
>>63893967
Yes but you can't go much further in that realm than 'IT'S THE LITERAL DEVIL AS A HUGE CGI THING'. Everything else will just be a step down
>>63893898
Stop posting shitty screencaps
>>63894016
I'd be happy with CGI Allah as a villain.
So they can show Satan but not drinking?
Doctor Who should have the odd pint or whiskey or something like a regular adult.
He's a terrible role model to kids. I don't want to show my son some man who never drinks and never uses guns.
"Why are we mourning the death of that soldier, daddy? He used guns and killed people, not like Dr Who!"
Thanks BBC for teaching children racial and sexual tolerance then completely fucking it up by making all killing and drinking objectively evil.
>>63894037
Captain, my Captain!
>>63894016
Gods of Ragnarok
>>63894143
It always amused me how he avoided shooting at her head because it would be too much effort to do it convincingly if she's still alive.
