Get in here guys its the finale of this season where no one deserves to win
Will the dating app prevail?
Or is Plumbers4U a surefire hit
Bump for 2 minutes to go
>had to miss apprentice thread on Wednesday in case of SW spoilers
>got spoiled on fit,v and co anyway....
wew lands 2 hour long special
GO JOE GO
fuck off SPOTY
we want Big Al
>>63882718
Both businesses are shite. A tinder for people who earn over £150k, and a small time northern plumbing business.
Not that sugar has ever invested in anything decent.
Have best sports arsehole of the year finished?
>tennis autist
Fucking rigged
i was quite enjoying sound of music live on itv
>Silly tennis meme man wins
Lord Sugar asked me to come back for the final tee hee!
I hope Tyson goes on a rampage and steals all their trophies and knocks them out.
>10 minutes late
god bless no ads
Is it even possible for Valentino to not win?
Kek
All them grumpy as fuck sports people
Valente is going to win, Alan pointed to the left in the preview on wednesday, where Valente was sitting
So can we all admit that it is now rigged since Tricky Dicky left?
>>63883265
They film both endings - he tells them the result off film.
alrigh lads?
>>63883325
Yep, you?
Fuck.
Thought this was on Wednesday. Nearly missed it lads
>>63883312
[citation needed]
Maybe back in the day, but have you seen the rewards this year? They can;t afford to do this shit twice.
>>63883265
>white cis male winning a BBC contest
I hope Vana has her legs out tonight. Makes me want to reproduce with her
hi guys
>his only criticism of Valente was that he isn't mature enough
Literally give him a trophy
>>63883400
>white cis male winning a BBC contest
Andy Murray won BBC Sports Personality Of The Year mere moments ago
>>63883400
>Valente
>white
How is Joseph still in the process? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. He better not fucking win.
Bit worried about Roisin desu; she hasn't tweeted in 4 days.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/6814833/Apprentice-stars-in-debauched-sex-session.html?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-FBPAGE-_-TheSun-thesun-_-20151220-_-Television-_-310736141-_-Imageandlink
Based Mergim
Vana is so fit lads.
Why is that greasy fucking teenager still in. Sounds like a right dickhead.
>>63883436
>Andy Murray
>white
>>63883456
Did you hear Vana's business idea?
Of course he'll win
>>63883361
It's just the end - they always film with both "winning" to stop leaks.
>>63883445
>Italians aren't white!!!
Go back to /pol/ with this shit
>>63883361
They just so stock footage of him saying your fired/hired
Alan Sugar is a cunt
>>63883456
he reminds alan of himself. cockney wide boy. vanna will win because a man won it last time.
>Impact the world
>Tindr with frogger
>>63883481
Vana has Richard on her team
She's practically guaranteed to win
>>63883436
>Andy Murray won BBC Sports Personality Of The Year mere moments ago
He's Scottish.
On the diverse BBC regional accents and shit passes.
Being Scottish is about equal to being Asian on the diversity scale
>>63883436
public vote senpai
they'll announce a new muslim female contestant wearing a hijab soon mate just you watch
Nightmares about school football coming back
I'd ruin Elle
WHERE IS THE GUY WHO WENT IN THE FIRST WEEK REEEEE
>Vana picked Richard AND Charleine
>both people she fucked in the previous episode
This seems like a miscalculation
Anyone else fucking hate Charlene.
Selina was way better.
Charlene was useless AND a bitch.
Is Elle gonna be 4 way gang banged by that team?
>Joseph's team
JUST
>>63883489
>Italians
>white
They are literally the Mexicans of Europe
Literally not seen an episode since NotASkeletonGate last year. Have I missed anything?
>>63883590
annoying as fuck accent too.
>>63883591
Is Richard gonna be 4 way gang banged by that team?
>No Selena
Disappointed, would've been hilarious to watch her completely derail one of the teams
>>63883619
Tell that to the Romans
>>63883564
Dan the Spaghetti man?
Teams
Fatty, Autist, Joe, Charisma vacuum & Refugee
VS.
Crazy#Old, Ricky Dickey, Vana, Crazy#Welsh, and Dead Weight: the candidate
Why would you actually PICK Elle? Joe picked some shit tier people
>>63883659
He just picked people he was friends with
>>63883646
>Romans
>from Rome
>literally the Capital of Italy
...
>>63883655
>joseph in charge of teams
>>63883659
Just to gaze at her beauty
Man Karen just will not stop kicking
What did he do to her?
>letting any of the losers on your team
they'd just sabotage it.
>>63883590
Selina is a slag, look at all the b.s semi-nude photos she has released and her "fledgling" catering business in dubhai.
ruth looks fucking ancient. no lips too.
What happened to PlayDate? Why Date Play?
>making a game
>"I DON'T WANT TOO MUCH FUN"
Fucking hell Vana
>>63883489
>t. Mario Matterazzi di Peperoni
>>63883640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRG3THutKjI
The producers were mean to her
>>63883735
She's trying to lose
>>63883735
PlayDate is a thing between kids. In america, mothers set up their autistic kids for a "play date".
>Prime Time Plumbers
MillionsadollasMillionsadollasMillionsadollas
>>63883718
>Selina is a slag, look at all the b.s semi-nude photos she has released and her "fledgling" catering business in dubhai.
Dunno what your complaint is here desu.
The other candidates are all serious hardened businessmen and women. No incompetence there.
Wait, do they not have a name already decided in their plan they applied with?
>>63883265
People literally made this argument last year and they were wrong
God almighty Charlene, stop being so fucking crazy
>>63883795
Yeah but she pitched it as a play on the phrase to begin with
It sounds fucking dumb now
Charlene looks good.
I bet she stamps on her husbands balls
Hahaha based Richard taking over
Honestly sugar should just hire him and give him the best business plan
Would cum on Charlene's calves.
>>63883839
More like her husband stamped on her womb
>Elle or Vana will never suffocate me between their legs
fuck, life is pointless
>>63883802
any other slags in the contestants this year?
Need more pics
>Iplayer is 1 minute behind
Mildly annoying
Charlene is even more fucking annoying than the butch girl with the dyke hair
>most people don't even know what renewable energy is
Karen is such a vapid fucking cunt.
>>63883874
delete this
>your success in the final task is dependent on former candidates who were already fired for being not good enough
This is just sadism
>pitching to E-Harmony
R.I.P. Vana
Is DatePlay to prelude to DateRape?
Did Charlene got more attractive after being fired?
Why would companies even give advice to a potential rival
>>63883876
Elle is one of those fat birds who would be a complete slob and stink on a Sunday
>most people don't know what renewable technology is
Is Karen serious? Did she just say that? Fuck me what an idiot.
>>63883924
still would tho
>Vana's a homophobe
Oh my god what the hell
Vana has fucked up by not letting Richard have full control over the branding
Her design looks awful
Isn't her marketing excluding the gays?
>>63883984
Are you kidding mate?
She'd be the type to wear just knee socks and suck your dick as you do normal house tasks
God Karen fuck off, stop busting his balls
>trying to push biomass boilers
are they working exclusively to farms?
Got a silo ready for all that woodchip?
>>63883988
She's right though
Why the fuck did Joe pick them?
Charlene is a fucking 9/10 jesus christ my dick
>don't put your fat fingers on it
Elle rekt
Mergim looks like the kind of guy who spends all of his free time high as shit
>>63884004
Gays already have grindr
>>63883802
fug
>>63884004
Trans people too
>>63884045
The guy probably only has a rough idea what a biomass boiler is
>Prime Time Plumbing
>Picture of a flame
>>63884068
Because he's a moron, like genuinely a bit thick.
>>63884063
Everyone has heard of solar panels.
Vana - Charlene - Elle
In that order
Joe what are you doing ffs
Vana is completely outclassing him here
Whose gonna win then lads?
These evens confirm Vana wins
>>63884116
So?
Tinder exists too
Ellie looks vile
Literally the easiest marketing design behind a energy company and it took them that long?
Fucking hell joe
>>63884153
Vana > Elle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Charlene
>>63884063
its pointless to advertise renewable technology when your a plumber selling a franchise. All the decisions for renewable tech is going on districts and commercial buildings at the moment. And the decisions are made years before a spade is put in the ground
>>63884174
Bait and switch
Joe will win
>>63884148
Yeah, but they don't link solar panels with "renewable energy"
Ask average people what renewable energy means, and 50% won't know
>Everything with Joe
How good of a blowie did Vana give him to fuck up this bad?
Don't get it lads.
How the fuck did Gary get knocked out with his hologram madman idea?
>this acting
wow
I
AM
ACTING!!!!
>>63884153
>TFW no Ruth
top bants desu
THIS SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN ELLE AND MERGIM
No wonder they literally fucked after the competition
>losing a 250k investment because your team are a bunch of fat mugs
>>63884230
Are you fucking retarded m8?
>>63884247
Would have loved to see how he tried to make that work
>Jugglers
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!?
NEITHER IS THE BATH
Joe done screwed it up, terrible
>>63884230
I disagree but whatever. Green energy whatever you want to call it. I've known that solar panels were renewable energy since I was 8.
>>63884126
Never heard of fire plumbing?
>>63884068
banter squad
>>63884261
butters senpai.
>>63884230
Because the sun isn't renewable! Its burning out
Why is Vana homophobic
Vana is awful
>>63884283
Looks great, fancy and modern, which is what they need
It clearly symbolises briight ideas and people swapping intricately
Richard is such a top lad. Literally only got fired because Lord Sugar was intimidated by his intelligence.
>>63884292
Yeah, you're one of the 50% that know. Do you not understand probability or something?
Does this northern lesbian piss anyone else off?
>>63884328
it's business not politics
Charlene is so bonkers but so sexy
Conflicted desu
>>63884281
You give the general public far too much credit
>>63884344
No, I want to have sex with her, plus she's straight. Although I give you one thing, she is thick as fuck.
>its Ruth and Natalie
BTFO
>>63884344
i hate her voice.
>>63884328
This.
Sugar was intimidated because Richard is a top tier fucking madman
>Vana will never make you sit under her cunt whilst she lets the sweat off it drip on you
Vanas the worst member of her team desu
>>63884358
>fired Gary because he hates Tesco
Yeah no politics at all.
>not pushing CHP Systems
absolute pleb, Joseph
>Giving the figures to Natalie
Wasnt she fucking fired over this crap?
>I'm more interested in smart technology
"I've never heard of anything like that"
Joseph needs to kill himself
>Personable personality
What the hell does that even mean?!
>never heard of smart technology.
>never heard of a bms
HAHAHHAHAAHA
>>63884248
It's like watching Daisy Ridley in TFA again
>>63884437
He fired Gary because his business idea was retarded
>>63884437
Gary had a shit business
>smart technology
>using a smartphone
Oh boy
>>63884496
>Holograms are stupid
Ahead of his time senpai
That's it, gg, well done Joe
>>63884333
Well what the hell are solar panels? Everyone knows you pay several tens of thousands of pounds then that's it, free electricity, if you think otherwise you are being a silly billy.
>>63884481
Its business pubtalk
Just trying to sound smart
>Managing Director of E-Harmony
This nigga is in his underwear, he gives precisely zero fucks.
>>63884496
>Firing a fucking visionary
Literally was trusted by Tesco so much they personally give him 10 billion to invest how he liked and control of 6000 people
Elle
>Elle's face when she sees your penis
Disgrace that the final wasn't Richard vs Joseph
Vana's business is shit
Need a webm of Claude looking concerned just then
>>63884481
I means he's a nice guy but has no brains
Just a throwaway compliment
>>63884575
4 2 3 1 5
He basically only allowed Vana into final so he could have his tender, stupid plumber boy win easy
>Elle's lipstick
fully_erect.jpg
>>63884575
god I bet Selina is an absolute sket
Wait what the fuck
Vanas was a paid app?
The fuck is she thinking?
>>63884582
Richard would be in the final instead of Joe if he had just said "yeah I will leave my current business"...
>>63884575
Nice of them to meet Selina while she's at work
>>63884582
>two white men in the final
Bit too rasist for the BBC
>>63884618
>4 over 2
>>63884575
short haired one is worth a go now shes shown off her tits
>>63884647
He did in the end
>>63884642
The people she is targeting are people earning well over 100k m8.
>>63884642
Lord Sugar doesn't understand creating a brand by offering a free app and then monetizing later. He needs MONEY NOW he's been at it SINCE 17 YEARS OLD IN MY VAN CAME FROM NOTHING HARD GRAFT.
>>63884673
I like 'em thick
Like a name matters in business.
If you want to get noticed just pay google to be top of list in your area
>>63884699
>people earning mad p
>playing games
>dem thighs
Vana
HHHNNNNNGGGGHHH!!!!!
I bet Vana gives one hell of a blow job
Swear to god if Joseph fucking wins this...
>>63884765
Fuckkkkk
What I'd do just to have my face wedged between
>Vana's legs
My dick has transcended
Boris Johnson cameo incoming
>I want lord sugar to look inside me
whew lad
What building they in? I recognise it from Babylon
>>63884766
her annoying accent just makes her face more fuckable
>>63884766
She can be seen practicing here
Kek
That fucking shirt that dumbass was wearing
She is definitely, definitely Jewish
Vana comes from money, she can gather this money easily. Probably more than the shitty 250k sugar offers.
>Richard attempted to negotiate a blow job for his services
PrimeTime Plumbers is a really shit name though, doesn't represent what the business is at all, just sounds like another plumber.
Plumbers Collective or something would be better IMO.
>THREE
>FUCKING
>PEOPLE
Vana is hilarious
Alright lads, make your guesses now
Whose got this?
1 0 0 PERCENT
(sample size: 3)
>>63884841
Pipe Kings would be better
Why feed the guy bullshit
>>63884830
who?
>>63884830
She's Greek
>>63884841
I like it, it's memorable
>>63884858
Vana imo
Valante is a nice bloke but a complete dimwit
>>63884841
AMSTRAD doesnt sound like an electrical supplier
what happened lads? Vana was supposed to be the one
>>63884841
Their logo looked like a shitty start up company too
>putting the cardboard sign on the ugliest member
based
>"Baroness Brady"
>"Lord Sugar
dat sexual tension
did anyone who ever won this actually stick with Sugar?
>>63884841
This. Something like HydroThermo Solutions or something mental and new age like PROJECT LAZARUS
>100% of people said they would pay
With a fucking sample size of 3
LOOK AT THE VELOCITY OF HER BOOB JIGGLE
>That awkward walk down that awfully designed staircase
>giant spiral staircase
Just as well there were no wheelchair contestants.
VANA IS FUCKING DOING IT LADS
LOOK AT THIS CONFIDENCE
Baroness Brady wew
>>63884764
>people on 100k
>not already having a trophy wife
>>63884858
Joseph, he actually knows his market
>Date Play
Why? PlayDate rolled off the tongue easier and also ripped off J-Date;a well known name in the industry.
Blunder
I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN
Decent advert desu
Vana's DSLs
Christ imagine tripping down those stairs on your way to doing the speech. You'd be finished instantly.
Joseph wins. It has already been won.
>scientifically designed games
w2c a nice button down shirt with the print of Vana's dress
>>63884990
I already told you you fucking autist. A play date is a kids thing.
Cringing at how bad Joseph's advert is gonna be.
>DURRR IM A RETARD MUH BOILERS BROKE
>>63884990
jews would sue
sugar is a jew
probably strongarmed her
>>63885019
She has no idea how anything she is doing works
>>63885019
>alroit guv, pitchin me plummin bizniz
Yeah no
>if we run out of money, we can just beg for more money
Fucks sake you were doing so well until then
>dropping that bomb of extra capital required
Joseph won
>Paid App
>Only one match a day
>Based on brainteasers
Fucking blunder
>quoting that
fucked up
>>63884942
>property in london costs 1000x anywhere else
>fucking big open air wastes of space littered everywhere
fucking london man
just burn it already
what a shithole full of cunts
This is a confident pitch but it's selling mouldy bollicks
She actually answered that last question really well
>matching people psychologically with tetris and word puzzles
>>63885034
DAT'S DA JOEK
Let's be honest lads, what do retards who want a quick shag do?
Flick through people they wanna shag or spend hours playing candy crush and feeling like they're applying for a job?
Fuck that
>>63885059
He's the C H O S E N O N E
