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The ending was patrician
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My father clapped
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No, no it really wasn't. He should've been used in the last act, after being hyped so much since the beginning of the film. Instead we got him for 30 seconds.
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>>63851558
You're wrong you fucking mormon
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The ending was symbolic of Rey giving her penis (the lightsaber) over to the patriachy.
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it was malick-esque
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>>63851575
I'm not wrong, and I'm a Jedi, not a mormon.
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>>63851588
a glib facsimile
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>>63851494

>Begins to remove his hood
>Modified version of Vader's theme starts playing

What did J.J mean by this?
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This would have been a great ending if they didn't already make a huge deal about Luke being in the movie.

Imagine having no clue about mark Hamill reprising his role and going in to see him in his glorious unJUST appear at the end. I would have been psyched up and pumped for the next 2 movies.

But no. Instead they made a big deal that Mark Hamill was back and that Luke was in the movie. So I sat in the theater watching and waiting and hoping that Luke would be in the movie and have a purpose. Basically towards the end when it showed rey travelling to find him, I knew the movie was about over and fucking knew they were going to waste luke completely. It was even worse than I thought when he didn't even get dialogue. Fuck you Disney.
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The ending (along with the rest of the movie) could be discussed in an existing thread about this movie instead of having a new thread made.
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>>63851752
This. But we know why they did that. They want to hold onto the hype for Luke as long as they can, hence they revealed him in a cliffhanger ending.
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>>63851811

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63851811

SOMEBODY GET THIS TR-8R OUTTA' HERE!
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>>63851813

Exactly. Because they are greedy jews sacrificing any kind of plot for more butts in seats. Fanfics are better written than episode 7.
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>>63851983
Heir to the Empire was a better sequel than TFA.
The other two books went to shit, though.
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I can't stop laughing
fucking patrician? Do you think these movies are "patrician" too you fucking videogame child?
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>>63851752
all of the promotion that didn't even involve mark making any press appearances should have tipped you off. anyone who read the spoilers from a year ago already knew the movie's plot exactly (i read them) so i wasn't at all surprised it ended exactly as was spoiled so long ago.

mark is being saved for VIII, he'll train rey, probably duel alongside rey and get killed, in IX rey will takeover and end the bad guys.

>>63851813
literally
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>>63851494
luke looked like a recovering alcoholic i keked
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>>63851494
Luke looked like fat Venom Snake.
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>>63852056
DUDE
CITIZEN KANE LMAO
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>>63852218
>citizen kane is his meme defense pick
No fucking surprise you think that trash in the OP is patrician now
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>>63852258
>he think Citizen Kane is actually good
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>>63852316
Where does it say that? I'm calling you a f*cking pleb because its the first movie you can come up with to meme back
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>>63852431
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>>63851587
underrated post
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>>63852056
accurate, remove moon and drive tho
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>>63851558
Like I've been saying to everyone getting buttmad over this, you're talking as if there isn't at least 2 other movies coming up to give him more time.
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Boho Chick liked it
http://youtu.be/IhRj2bwdVW8
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>>63852131
but rey already defeated big bad #1 handily in her first lightsaber fight. what is there to learn?
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>>63853850
>big bad #1
ren is literally just some fuccboi
did you even watch the movie
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>>63851668

think you need to watch this scene again
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>>63851494
Every time I see Beard Luke I think of Cricket
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>>63853926
big bad #1 as in the first big bad of multiple, retard. plus how did her character evolve? she went from kicking ass and succeeding at everything to kicking ass and succeeding at everything. she had no progression. she hears that such a thing as the force exists and after 2 attempts at jedi mind tricks is successful. such a shit mary sue
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>>63851575
This is the best time
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>>63854055

>Luke out pilots Darth Vader, the only human in the galaxy able to podrace, to destroy the deathstar with a single shot
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>>63851752
But he wasn't hyped by them though. All they said was that Luke's in it. He wasn't even on the poster, it's the public that hyped him up so much. And anyway, who gives a fuck? He's in the next two and he's obviously going to have a big role so quit bitching.
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I was actually surprised at how much I enjoyed Luke's brief inclusion. When I heard he didn't even speak, I was disappointed, but watching the movie, I felt like stuffing him in an already full movie would have just cheapened him. There's proper buildup, that last helicopter shot is incredible, and it gets me excited for what's to come.
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>>63851494
Luke looks fucking bad ass in this shot. He might even out-cool Han Solo in the next movie.
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>>63854175
and yet at the beginning of the movie he was a loser with no special powers. how would he be something other than that at the end of the movie? its almost as if he had a character arc and progressed.

i can already tell the fans of this new star wars movie will be the new cancer of the board
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anyone got a video or a webm of this
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>>63852056
>Lord of the Rings
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>that helicopter shot

Horrible. Should've panned out on Luke's face. It felt so cheap.
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>>63851494
wait, is patrician a good thing?
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>>63851752
But imagine how great it will be when you someday show Star Wars to your kids. They will go apeshit at that part.
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Might as well gave him a "Kept you waiting, huh?"
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If George had done it, Luke would have said "Hello there!"
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>hey, JJ, how you wanna do this final shot?
>gimme that final shot from Creed's "with arms wide open"
>loadin up youtube as we speek, mishpacha
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>>63851494
I kept thinking they were going to reveal that the planet Luke retreated to was the Starkiller base, and he'd have to save Rey while she was getting her ass kicked.
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>>63855178
I thought that Ren struggling trying to force grab the lightsaber was because Luke was going to grab it.
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>>63855226
This desu

Was kinda disappointed
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>>63855226
That would be noice

I thought at the end that luke will force grab his lightsaber , or give by rey . But NOTHING NOT A WORD JUST A 360 RETARDED SPIN
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does anyone know where i could watch or download it online?
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>>63855574
www.watchmoviesforfree.virus
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>>63855594
-_- thanks man
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>>63851494
taking pictures of the movie is illegal anon
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Anyone have a webm of the Luke reveal?
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>>63851505
Even the designated shooter was clapping in my theater.
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>>63851494
The entire fucking movie stopped sucking the instant the Death Star was destroyed, because the pace finally slowed down and stopped being so ADHD le ebin reddit gags, and it was just Rey slowly walking up that mountain, with no dialogue and no shitty jokes or hamfisted action. Watching a character silently walk up a mountain was literally the fucking best part of this movie. I agree the ENDING was patrician, in a movie that was otherwise garbage. How does anyone else feel about that? Am I crazy?
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>>63851494
Why is luke using an old-ass hand when he had a hand he could feel with in episode 5?
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>>63855639
Thank him for replying to your retardation.
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>>63854259
>Waaah I hate female characters waahhh
>Waahhh people liking what I don't like ate cancer

Fuck off retard. Rey was awesome and here to stay bitch nigger.
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>>63855778
you're an idiot there was nothing retarded about asking a simple question.
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>>63855761
The "flesh" deteriorated after 38 years.
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>>63855877
Can't he get a new one?

It's only been at most 10 years since the massacre that led to him becoming a savant
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>>63851752
Good points, here's what would've made it perfect

>fans start the rumors/pics that Luke is coming back
>hammil comes out and says he won't be in a new Star Wars
>they don't even mention Skywalker at all during the entire movie, the map is said to contain the location of the true rebel base/rebel plans/rebel training ground something besides the location of Skywalker
>she gets there and it's deserted and it ends exactly the way it did
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I'm not butthurt about it like some in this thread are, but I did find it funny thinking about Mark Hammill having to do all that work to get in shape, only to have no lines or any action other than stand there and take his hood off and make a fucked up face. I imagine he was probably kind of silently pissed, thinking "Man, you know how many milkshakes I coulda drank ? How many donuts I coulda ate ? I mean, not as many as I used to, but I coulda had a few, fucking JJ." But of course he couldn't say anything.
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>>63855941

he's actually a terminator
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>>63855941
Yeah but a skeletal robot hand looks cool as fuck
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>>63856016

Keep in mind all these movies are being made in one big combo, so he knows he's going to be working in loads of scenes for the sequels
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>>63856016
Well in the end he got paid what I'm sure is a substantial amount of cash to get in good shape with a personal trainer and to appear in 12 seconds of a movie. Sounds like a sweet deal to me.
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>>63856101
Well, yeah sure, but it's still funny. There's some little part of him that woulda rather had the donuts/
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>>63851587
Underbuttered toast.
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>>63856016
Have you seen how much better shape he is in now even compared to what he looks like in the movie? He's going to have a huge role in VIII.
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>>63854259
>>63855863

The saddest part is

tumblr was right about us
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>>63856425
>Tumblr
>right

Nope. Rey was a Mary Sue. Finn was better but he acted like an American Nigger
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>>63856312
Luke doesn't train Rey. Rey trains Luke back into shape with rigorous exercise and tantric sex on his island.
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>>63855142
That spinning shot felt like JJ Abrams grabbing me and yelling "See, I'm a serious director who does cool shots! I'm not a wannabe Spielberg hack, I'm an artist!"

Also
>mishpacha
Kekels for shekels
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I really hope they use a different final shot for the blu-ray release.
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>>63851494
The final helicopter shot looked really fucking stupid.
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>>63856877
No Rey, I am your father
>skeet skeet
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DONT STOP! SHEEV-
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>360
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>>63856774
Every movie is filled with Mary Sues. Especially ones about wizards fighting space nazis. The term itself is a meme and fucking retarded.

Mel Gibson is the worst offender
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>>63855761
To remind him that anyone can fall to the darkside.
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>>63851494
This other anon was right, it should have ended with the ROTJ monologue as Rey walked up the mountain and ended with the line "and you have that power too" as she reached the peak.
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>>63852056
implying that any of those aren't worth watching
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>>63855867
"there's no such thing as a stupid question" is something only exceptionally stupid people say
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>>63857291
Just watched Empire twice in the last 24 hours to get the bad taste out of my mouth. The camera is SO still. With TFA I feel like I didn't even see anything since it was moving so fast.
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>>63857291
Looked some asshole flying a GoPro for the first time.
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>>63858022
This.
>>63855867
Gi fuck yourself dumbass
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>>63851494

They dragged it out for too long.

I did like that there was no dialogue there. It didn't need any.
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>>63859177
>They dragged it out for too long.
dubs of truth
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>>63855941
He's in seclusion, he probably stopped caring how it looked.

Plus R2 might like it that way
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>>63859418
Anakin had a creepy skeletor hand.

Also, for the previews and the sake of conveying the most information in the shortest amount of time possible, giving him a robot hand makes him instantly recognizable as the one guy left in the star wars universe with a prosthetic hand, jedi robes, and R2-D2.
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tbqh the movie should have ended before she saw Luke. It should have ended when Rey and Chewie went into hyperspace
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>>63851494

I'm glad it ended.
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Mark Hamill not even there, Daisy holding out the lightsaber to nothing, Luke added later. LAME
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>>63859822
>LAME
SW:TFA in a nutshell
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>>63851494
>Starring Luke "Punished Jedi" Skywalker
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>>63859822

that is a costume test picture you dumb fuck
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>>63851668
>>63853930

Came here to say this. This is Binary Sunset theme you ignorant mongoloid.
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>>63859723
exactly what I was thinking

During the whole Luke sequence I felt like I was watching one of those after-credits scenes in Marvel movies where they setup the new villain or hero for the next movie
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>>63859999
>>63853930
No, that anon is right there was something slightly different in it

They used the sunset theme but added in just a bit of the Vader theme for a couple seconds
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>>63852131
> luke will get killed

fuck this desu
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>>63856312
Goddamn, time is so cruel.
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>>63855761
his bio skin was already deteriorating in Return of the Jedi as is shown when he puts on his glove. I'm sure it could've been replaced, and he may have after ROTJ, but after isolating himself for several years he wouldn't have had the technology on hand
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>>63860163

>First scene of episode 8
>It opens with the same exact camera shot
>Both still staring at each other
>Out of a sudden, the old man pulls the lightsaber from Rey's hands with the Force, turns it on and slices her in half
>He later reveals himself as the evil clone of Luke, Luuuke.
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>>63856312
The new trilogy just might have added like 10 years to Hamil's life
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>>63860354

kek
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>>63860351
lel

don't get my hopes up like that
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>>63854175
> out pilots
> was about to be destroyed and vader only got knocked away due to his incompetent copilot
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>>63860351
Nah, it will be set like a few months after that scene and begins with Rey and Luke in the middle of a training session.
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Reminder that he was the same age during filming as Alec Guinness during the filming of New Hope (63 years old). Hamill looks younger to me.
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>>63860531

Poe will teach Finn how to fly.
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>>63856312
he really does look good

I was pleasantly surprised to see the shape he is now in.
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>>63860290
He looks great though, even better than he did in Return of the Jedi.
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>>63855226
I wanted this to happen so bad.
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>>63860867
Jesus, the guy in the backgrounds hands are huge.
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>>63860921
Literally Chewbacca, anon
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>>63860867
>even better than he did in Return of the Jedi.

Did he have that horrible car accident that forever fucked up his face when that was made?
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>>63861090
That was before Empire, and I think it's kind of blown out of proportion, but his face was definitely asymmetrical after that.
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>>63860578
>Reminder that he was the same age during filming as Alec Guinness during the filming of New Hope (63 years old). Hamill looks younger to me.
That's because he was born a healthy Aryan twink instead of an incest-born Jew. Also better medical technology of the modern day.
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>>63861213
Yeah I mean I showed a friend the difference and he didn't believe the car accident story and said "he just looks older". He does look noticeably different, but not a different person and far from fucked up.
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>>63861420
I dunno, I find the difference between his face in ANH and ESB really jarring.

Either way, it's unfortunate that that happened to the poor guy, he was a genuine qt 3.14 in the first SW.
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>>63852020
Don't ever give your opinion again.
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>>63853360
>accurate
You're so fucking patrician, anon.
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>>63854843
Thank god I wasn't the only one bothered by it. Ruined the moment.
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>>63852131

>Luke dying

Please jesus no
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>>63860867
Good Lord Carrie looks fucking terrible.
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>>63856312
First time I've ever seen a beard make someone actually look younger.
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>>63851494
Ashes to dust, Maximus
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>>63859999
nice quads
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>>63862623
She was always a butterface and never as qt as her mother.
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>>63862623
i thought she looked fine in the movie, though that was probably due to a gallon of makeup and some touch ups in post

the real problem with her was her "that one aunt everyone has who smoked too much and likes motorcycles" voice
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>>63862623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK8VC8H509A
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>>63862702

>Leia likes motorcycles

But those speeder bikes look fun as fuck, senpai.
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>>63862793
what? i was just making a description of her voice
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I was hoping she'd find Luke in more of a physical representation of his tortured state but instead he was standing at the top of a small peak of an island from wind waker. Seemed more composed than I'd expected.
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>>63859822
Are you just pretending to be retarded? The scene was filmed in ireland and mark almost fell off a cliff there.
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>>63862878
>she didnt find luke meditating on a hill with birds nesting in his hair
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>>63860296
>technology on hand

Teehee
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>>63855687
>Even the designated shooter was clapping in my theater.

Underrated post.
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>>63863840
Back to Reddit
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>>63864030
make me fagget
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>>63851494
>his cloak held on by a mere couple stitches
Why have it attached at all? It bothered me. Looked cheap.
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>>63864069
no need, you're one already
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>>63864069
upvoted uprated subscribed and follow'd
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>>63854843

It was a Justin Lin tier shot.
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>>63856312
He looks like a cross between a bearded Hugh Grant and Pierce Brosnan.
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>>63853472
>see this character we've been hyping up for the past year?
>lol you have to wait 2 more years to see him :)
>be patient anon ;)

Movies should NOT be written with sequels in mind. They should work on their own, and have a full and complete story within themselves. I'm sick of people saying shit like "it will be explained in episode VIII", it shouldn't NEED to be. I should have come out of the movie feeling like I got everything I was promised from the marketing, but no, Disney need to string me along for 4 more years to get all of my autismbux.
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>>63851494
I just hope Luke has a significant role in the next film and we get to see him be a badass Jedi. I'll be disappointed if they kill him off.
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>>63864069
>>63851505
>>63852507
>>63855660
>>63855863
>>63855867
>>63856425
>>63863840
>>63864069
Since when were there so many redditors in /tv/?

Fuck this place
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>>63851494
>Those dark patches under his eyes and menacing look

He's going to end up turning to the dark side, I guarantee it. He's either going to end up being Snoke, with the hologram being false, or turns evil in the third movie.
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This movie reminded me that Luke is actually a super powerful and super important character. After 20+ years of parodies and other bullshit you forget that he is actually the ultimate badass in this universe.

This movie rekindled my appreciation for Luke.
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>>63869346
>ever forgetting that Luke is and always will be best boy
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>>63866358
>I understand your frustration but to me the movie felt complete on its own. When I saw that scene there wasn't any mystery about what was going on, her and luke's journey have come full circle and she was now continuing the path of the jedi, So I wouldn't classify that scene as a cliffhanger.
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>>63871598
didn't mean to use greentext
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>>63863013
>the scene was filmed in Ireland
Yeah it fucking shows
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>>63868893
>le reddit joke

Ha! dude, how original!
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>>63867948
Says the crybabby
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>>63869346
>Panning shot of him with a beard somehow reinforces that he's a badass
Luke was always a quasi-badass. His most notable accomplishment is turning vader back to the light side due to getting his ass kicked by lightning.
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>>63851494

>using the word "ending" and then have the audacity to call anything patrician
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>>63851752
It was a mid credit teaser tacked on at the end fuck disney
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Rey gets green double sided bo staff Lightsaber next movie

Quote me
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>>63862692
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>>63851752
"Look, John Harrison is not Khan." - Ringo McCartney, 2013.
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I have to avert my gaze anytime I watch the throne room scene from ANH.

Dat smile makes me fall in love with Carrie Fisher everytime.
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>>63872039

>How to tell someone is American
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>>63868893
It's allergies. He went to the cliff to take in the salt-air and clear his congestion.
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>>63854234
He does look badass.
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>>63851505
I clapped too, never done that in a movie
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>>63851588
JJ can't control the forces of nature tho. Malick would have made a cloud pass out from the sun, brightening the light, in opposition to Solo's scene. Malick also would have controlled the wind and the ocean.
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>>63854843
>>63855758
/tv/ wrote this alternate ending in greentext last night. Here it is as screenplay. It's better than the real thing:

EXTERIOR: A craggy mountain ridge. REY lands her ship. She exits and begins to walk along the grassy crag.

LUKE SKYWALKER'S VOICE: The force is strong in my family.

REY strides toward a robed figure standing on cliff's edge.

LUKE SKYWALKER'S VOICE: My father had it. My sister had it.

REY stops and stands expectantly. The figure turns and faces her.

LUKE SKYWALKER'S VOICE: I have it.

REY holds the lightsaber before her. LUKE lowers his hood. His face grim and grizzled. They gaze at each other for a beat.

Cut to black.

LUKE SKYWALKER'S VOICE: You have that power too.

Roll credits.
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>>63855758
>ADHD le ebin reddit gags
It is the perfect description of the pacing. JJ should get the fuck out and stick to Star Treks and Spierlberg rip-offs
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>>63860531
This.
Luke is new Yoda
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>>63873454
>>63860531

Rian will start on an action scene. I hope they let him do his dialog with some actual panache this time. Wooden Lucas-speak is still killing the viewability.
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>>63873315
nah that's shit
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>>63855226
>yfw we won't have this kind of badass reveal scene for Luke since he has already appeared
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>>63856312
Mark Hamill looks younger than brad pit wtf
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>>63851494
>That pic

Fuckin epic desu senpai, looks like he could take on the whole First Order by himself.
>"Luke Skywalker? I came to give you this back."
>"U FUKIN WOT M8 I DON'T NEED NO LIGHTSABER TO REK UR FUKIN SHIT UP F-A-M."
>"Er... I'm sorry..."
>*Luke uses his metal hand to punch through Rey's chest and rip her heart out ala the Terminator*
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>>63867948
There's a 4chan subreddit that frequently makes the front page.
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>>63860290
Holy shit, compared Daisy's face to Mark's original face, now I understand the casting.
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>>63873315
How would it work with the way the credits end. You can't see the screen fade when it's black.
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Episode 8
(picking up where 7 left off)

REY holds out the lightsaber to LUKE. LUKE does not move.

LUKE:
I've been waiting for you. I felt it... your awakening. So I led you here.

REY:
...You're the one who reactivated that droid?

LUKE:
Artoo. An old friend of mine.

LUKE's expression saddens and his eyes fall. He turns his back to REY.

LUKE:
There was more that I sensed. The death of millions. And something else - great sadness in my sister.

REY:
Han Solo... he didn't make it.

LUKE:
As I feared... Han was a good friend.

After a silent moment, LUKE turns back to REY, examining her. She is still standing with lightsaber held out.

LUKE:
Away with your weapon. Tell me, what do you remember?

REY:
It's not my weapon. It belongs to you!

LUKE:
I have no need for weapons. I am not a Jedi knight... I am a Jedi master. But before I train you, tell me what you remember.
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>>63874361
What anons liked about it last night was that it doesn't do what the film does. It abbreviates the awkward extra helicopter shot, and speaks the last line directly to the audience. The voice over is from the first trailer, and since this picture is basically a two hour trailer anyway, it also feels more honest to end with the voice over from the first trailer. Plus Luke gets to say something, even though he is not speaking on screen. the implication is strong that she is his "family" but still cliffhung enough to be specific about how they are related. Plus it has the mythic lore echo. The anon who greentexted it never came back, so he may not know that he got a few fans.
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>>63874502
They need to be interrupted by an Imperial attack. Rey has led them to the planet. They always begin with a crisis. Luke being badass with Rey and escaping the attack is her introduction to the true power of the force.

Extra prediction: Luke will finally have a white lightsaber.
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>>63874680
>Luke will finally have a white lightsaber.
>white lightsaber

Im gonna kill myself then.
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>>63851494

this post is 1/4 portions.
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>>63855758
cheap Micheal Bay 360 no scope shots are patrician now. Go fuck yourselves.
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>>63874713
Seems a bit drastic, anon. What is wrong with space jesus having a white lightsaber?
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>>63874763

nothing
really
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>>63859418
>Plus R2 might like it that way
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>>63854843
Yeah I agree, I actually expected Luke's face to be the last shot. Having said that, there were a few moments I really liked. Han's death made me tear up like a motherfucker, especially seeing Leia sit down silently and Chewie fucking lose it.
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>>63855687
fucking kek
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>>63873315
That's actually quite good.
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>>63874932
Chewie's reaction hit me the most
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>>63851558
He wasn't even hyped you fucking retard, it was just faggots like you assuming he would have a big role, and then being disappointed.

>Not on the poster
>Not in any of the trailers
>Not on any other promo material
>Gets upset that he isn't a major character.
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>>63874680
>They need to be interrupted by an Imperial attack
then luke does this?
https://youtu.be/5O17j94YBCg
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>>63874713
>>63874763

Just like (Disney-canon) Ahsoka's new white lightsabers on Rebels.
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>>63875047
> Opening credits:
> LUKE IS VANISHED

Yeah sure, it isn't hyped...
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>>63860296
You need to rewatch rotj. It wasn't deteriorating, he got shot on that hand
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>>63860867
I bet Carrie wants to fk him, he looks so cool
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>>63875047
>last surviving and biggest player of the Jedi
>movie is a continuation of the aftermath of his actions
>"HE WASN'T ADVERTISED!"
Shut up.
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>>63875158
BTW anyone have the full opening credits
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>>63851494
Probably the saving grace of the movie, considering the feminist and the nigger hogged 90% of the screen time.
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>>63875158
If that one single line is enough to make you so excited you shit yourself the whole movie and then get mad when he doesn't show until the last minute, then you need to manage your expectations more.
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>>63875205
He wasn't advertised as having a huge role in this movie. Simple as that.
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>>63875266
Imagine what it would be like to actually be /pol/

Just fucking try and imagine it

Not being able to enjoy any media that doesn't slavishly and obviously pander to your niche and extremist political ideology

fucking hell, grim
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>>63875293
Luke Skywalker returning after 30 years is a BIG fucking deal especially when the movie is a continuation of the OT.

The character himself increases hype automatically. You're blatantly underage who only watched StarWars in the last 5 years.
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>>63875326
It's Luke Skywalker. Simple as that.
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>>63875266
it's like They Live, everyday you can see the bull shit that's being pulled over your eyes, unlike you that just takes it up the ass as much as you can.
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>>63873315
that sounds awful lol
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>>63852056
>i'm such a hipster faggot who only likes films you've never heard of that i cant see the good in any of these film

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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>>63875158
Lmao @ u kid
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>>63855863
Hello there, Anita
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She climbs up the island, meets some alien caretaker, points her up higher on the island.

She reaches the top, walks up to stone grave, gravestone has Jedi light saber image carved into it.

Luke's dead. She collapses to her knees. Anguish on her face, it was all for naught.

Hold for a moment, music crescendos. Music then lowers, she lifts her head confused look on her face.

Camera facing her face pans so you can see behind, revealing blue force ghost standing a few strides behind her.

She stands up, slowly begins to turn, but before she can finish-

Cut to credits.

(How I would have done it)
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>>63856877

>tantric sex

hypothetically incestuous...
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>>63856312
Based Hamill looking svelt
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>>63851494
It was.

This whole movie just a teaser for the return of Luke Skywalker to cinema, and it delivered deliciously in that regard. The last minute was spine tingling.
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>>63875083
Anon please, don't make me want this so badly.

If anyone could do it though, it would be Luke.

Size matters not. It would be a fantastic way to hit a nostalgic point while being an incredibly jaw dropping moment.
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>>63875125
those are blue bro

about as blue as Obi Wan's lightsaber in the original cut of Star Wars
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>>63872704
Protip: They can't hear you through the screen. It's not a play.
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>>63873315

Chills
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>>63877872

It's a shared reaction thing that you participate in with the rest of the audience. It's nice hearing other people's reactions validate your own.
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