>SIXTY
>PORTIONS
What is the lore behind this character?
>>63847100
Local rabbi.
>>63847100
This post is worth...... 2 portions
>>63847078
I wonder where they got the design for this character?
>Simon Pegg has been dreaming of being a Star Wars character his whole life
>he ends up playing this fuck
Bravothat's what you get for hating on Phantom Menace in Spaced
How many portions did Rey sell her cunny hymen for?
>>63847153
shit post
1/4 portions and i'm being nice
>>63847344
These types of posts were worth half a portion each just a few days ago!
this and TraitorTrooper are the best characters in the film
Luke, did I ever tell you about a guy who gives out portions of food if you give him scrap junk? No, he isn't Jabba the Hutt. This is an original character, do not steal. He was a good friend.
>>63847263
Simon Pegg is human garbage. I didn't even know he voiced this guy, but I'm glad since it means I probably won't ever have to see his face in a star wars movie.
>>63847309
1/6th of a portion and he was being generous
>>63847153
>>63847078
N E W M E M E C O N F I R M E D
>>63847263
It was also one of the worst uses of CGI in the film.
>>63847078
When till portions become a meme?
>>63847385
posts these days are a glib facsimile of the posts I remember
>Rey, did i ever tell you about Unkar Plutt? Unkar Plutt was a male Crolute junk dealer on the remote, lawless world of Jakku approximately 30 years after the Battle of Endor. He had a group of strong-armed thugs which helped him keep his scavenging business running. He was a good friend.
>>63847463
It was prosthetics, lolol.
faggot BTFO.
1/4 portions post
>>63847152
Underrated post. Worth of 10 portions, imho.
So why is Harrison Ford reportedly being casted in VIII?
>>63847521
They gave him 100 portions for the job.
>>63847498
60 portions.
>>63847512
ah, if I'd known it was practical effects I never would have had a problem with it looking shit
>>63847521
force ghost
>>63847521
Having to ask such a stupid question means you are deducted 20 portions
>>63847512
They did a great job making those prosthetics look as cgi as possible. Lucas would have been proud.
>>63847498
>Strong arm thugs
>Get beaten up by a girl with a stick
What kind of amateur operation was he running, exactly?
>>63847244
Yeah they stole it from tool...
Fuck off retard.
>>63847519
8 portions, and I'm being generous to a /pol/ tard.
>>63847451
gota love how the proshills are clinging into our memes for PR
>>63847605
>>63847605
5 portions
>>63847463
maz kanata
>>63847498
But he couldn't ever tell Rey about that because he was dead by then.
did anyone notice that he was holding onto Rey when she was being taken away as a child?
>>63847415
>Simon Pegg is human garbage
Why?
>>63847777
Half a portion but her fa.m didn't accept it
I'll give you 4 portions for those quads tho
>>63847745
>implying Obi Wan can't see into the future and watch the films in Force Ghost form before they come out
>>63847716
Frankly all the digital characters really stood out in a bad way compared to the rest of the film. The character CGI was pretty poor. It's a good thing they stuck to physical effects as much as possible.
>>63847576
I would find it slightly amusing if Ford had HATED Star Wars and its fans for years.
Then finally at the end, after killing of Han, to have a change of heart and see the franchise and fans are not as bad as he thought. And ask to come back as a force ghost.
>>63847078
Well memed
>>63847802
Meme actor who has made a career out of upvote friendly "le movie geek" trash. He's unwatchable outside the flicks of Fedora Master Wright. I had to walk out of Star Trek when he appeared doing his cartoon scottish accent and mugging at the camera fully aware of the tumblr gifs he was spawning in that moment. He's one of those people who I would kill on sight with zero hesitation. I carry a concealed blade, I'd just walk up to him without attracting his attention and then cut open his stupid "nerd culture" throat.
>>63847907
Nice post.
1/2 portion.
>>63847263
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantilize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control.”
>"Put simply, this is the idea that as a society, we are kept in a state of arrested development by dominant forces in order to keep us more pliant. We are made passionate about the things that occupied us as children as a means of drawing our attentions away from the things we really should be invested in, inequality, corruption, economic injustice etc."
>"Before Star Wars, the films that were box-office hits were The Godfather, Taxi Driver, Bonnie And Clyde and The French Connection – gritty, amoral art movies. Then suddenly the onus switched over to spectacle and everything changed … I don’t know if that is a good thing."
-Simon Pegg
>can i please have a masked meme role in Star Wars JJ!?!? I love it some much!!!
>>63847152
beautiful
>>63847466
I hope not.
>>63847954
Woo that's some heavy edge you got there bruh
>>63847244
Right here, champ
>>63849839
2 portions for your funny picture friend :^)
>>63847856
Yeah, Snoke didn't look too good either. Good thing there were only two CG characters and they weren't in the movie much.
>>63847954
Kylo Ren, please.
Can we make portionposting a thing?
>>63851032
no, only 1/4 portion for you
this is the new 20 points to gryffindor
you are literally reddit /tv/
>>63851032
Maybe you can try to on reddit
>>63847666
>OY VEY, IS ANUDDAH SHOAH.
Get fucked you baby dick sucking, kike.
>>63847521
Flashback sequence, force ghost, survivor of the stabbing.
>>63847954
This post is worth one third of a portion
Sixty portions seems really disproportionate.
I got the impression they were hard-pressed for food. Maybe he had ten portions total, that's why he had to cut people short. Even if he was greedy. It's not like he had sixty portions or something.
Then suddenly, SIXTY PORTIONS.
Even if he's a sleazeball helping the First Order, why wasn't he THAT MUCH of a sleazeball before? Did the First Order give him portions? Why not say, "Ten portions to anyone who captures the droid" if he wanted it that badly?
>>63847954
The edge is strong in this one. 1/8 portions for you
How many portions is Jerusalem worth?
>>63851949
Depends who is asking.
To me it is worth four portions, but I could maybe go up to five portions.
>>63851631
3/4 portions and im being generous
>>63847400
Not really that similar but nice try
>>63847078
THATS A LOTTA PORTIONS
Unkar is the key to all this
>>63852217
Stream it lad
>>63848483
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! B EUATIFUL Same FAggggg!!!!
>>63847152
4 and a 1/2 portions for this post.
>sixty portions
>sixty six portions
>sixty six order
>order sixty six
>order 66
Sheev confirmed
>>63853344
execute portion 66
i made this not because i wanted to
but because nobody else would15 mins inkscape
>sixty portions
GOD, THEY DON'T CALL YOU UNKAR THE BASTARD FOR NOTHING DO THEY?
THEY DON'T
THEY CALL ME TED
>>63853787
>>63847100
He takes big steamy shits and screams how many portions they are worth as they chute out of arse.
![cK4001j[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5BJEgrM.gif "cK4001j[1].gif")
>>63853787
>>63847451
>labelling a joke within a thread a meme
Fuck you Anon, your post is worth
Fuck you
>>63847152
>>63851949
No portions
All of them
>>63853787
>pawn star wars
>not pawn wars, or star pawn or star pawn wars
>>63852217
You know the rules; post the link.
>>63847078
Was he an alien or a deformed dude?
>>63847152
6 portions but I'll have to tax you 5.5 portions
>>63854665
Plus an an extra 0.6 for the war crimes, can't forget that now can we.
>>63847263
>>63847415
He also voiced Dengar on the CG Clone Wars show. Despite shitting on the prequels, he took part in a prequel project.
>>63855360
>Oy! Don't forget the Six Gorillion Portions!
>>63847954
Started off with a point, went wildly euphemistic. Leave based Wright out of this.
>>63847152
Bahahahahahahah
>>63847521
Flashbacks
