You shall submit to me in an honorable melee battle to the death for your transgressions!!! JUSTICE!!!!
Reminder that this is a forced social media shill marketing meme just like the guitar man from Fury Road and "Hail Hyrda" from whatever that one movie was called.
Has there ever been a guy like this in real life?
>>63834728
WHY IS HE SO BASED BROS
>>63834758
How could literally the best thirty seconds of film ever be a shill marketing scheme?
>>63834817
The former director of the Mossad Meir Dagan hunted down and personally strangled an agent who defected to the KGB. It took him 5 years supposedly.
Probably yelled TRAITORRRR during it
>>63834817
no. most storm troopers are nothing like that in real life.
>>63834758
Traitor pls go
>>63834863
Because its designed to be just that and pander to the videogame crowd.
Like the doof warrior
>>63834863
This. I thought this while watching the film, and then thinking about it afterwards.
Is it some kind of time-travelling meme?
>>63834875
I'm sure at least one real-life stormtrooper did something cool. Bayonet duel maybe?
>>63834847
Because he's of a society that values honour and tradition fighting a cowardly muh freedums degenerate.
>>63834905
Why are you so salty about not being able to relate to the greatest accomplishment in filmmaking history?
He may be a stormtrooper, but the blood of a Klingon warrior flows through his veins.
>>63835019
Because you're not from this board and a shill
>>63835078
>memes are shilling
>>63835104
When its done the same way with flame thrower guitar man from mad max it sure is
Welp, looks like Disney marketers found out /tv/'s weakness.
>>63835078
>getting told by 18 year olds that I'm an outsider
it's some abstract shit
>>63835151
This thread was the first time I saw the guitar guy brought up on /tv/. Literally had to google.
>>63834758
WITNESS!!!
>>63835169
Disney marketers don't want to trivialize their own movie by making a minor character into a meme.
What they wanted was for us to be quoting Rey and Han's epic one-liners XD at each other.
>>63835169
How long until filmmakers strive to create entertaining films so they can be critically successful and make money? When will that guerilla marketing meme start, or has it already?
>>63835169
>I don't care how shit the movie was, le f̶l̶a̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶g̶u̶i̶t̶a̶r̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ traitor trooper was HELLS EPIK!!
It'll pass
The desperation for memes from these new users is too high
>>63835169
If you were a Disney marketeer, would you
...spend hours and hours in attempt to find a chink in the armor of a notoriously-negative 4chan board frequented by maybe a few thousand neckbeards a day,
OR
...invest resources into campaigning in a more friendly, gullible and and popular social network site?
>>63835248
>How long until filmmakers strive to create entertaining films so they can be critically successful and make money?
2017
>>63835252
>all of this salt
>>63835289
>maybe a few thousand
Don't be so obtuse. 4chan is fucking huge and /tv/ is among the fastest boards especially nowadays
>>63835252
>giving a fuck about memes
>giving a Stormtrooper something to do other than die is a bad thing
Fuck off, child.
>>63835289
They aren't here for the 200 hundred or so that post you mong
They're here for the 400,000 that lurk
>>63835252
>"fun things aren't fun!!"
grow up
>>63835369
>>>/x/
>>63835310
>https://4ch.be/_/search/filename/1450509240855/
Kill yourself shill or go back to /vg/
>>63834728
YOUR A BIG TROOPER
>>63834758
those things are called catchphrases
>>63835433
>https://4ch.be/_/search/filename/1447065572347
Why is it always outsider trying to decide the fate of our art board?
>>63835436
>muh /v/ /b/ tumblr reddit boogeyman!!
>>63835491
>He only posts on one board
>>63835504
>a /b/ furfag
How interesting
This is much worse than /vg/
>>63835289
I'd come up with exciting new Star Wars products. They make the money, not the movies.
>>63834758
If it results in this guy miraculously surviving and becoming Finn's recurring antagonist, I would be fine with paid memery.