Here's Pissed Pedro's review for TFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hipPC2UfYBY
Thoughts?
>>63819276
He's praising this garbage too? That's it, i fed up with this wourl.
Does disney fucking bribe these people or something?
>>63819557
>>everyone but me is wrong
>>63819616
Only a tasteless asshole could like this movie, and there certainly isn't a shortage of people like that.
>>63819276
Reddit loves it. Not surprising.
>funniest Star Wars
What he meant to say was
>the humor was calculated and placed at the correct moments to trigger a positive response from my infantile mind
AJ is a lazy smuck who doesnt upload reviews of games for like months after they are released
and suddenly just a day after SW gets released he has a review ready to go?
paid off much?
>>63819902
Video games are generally a much longer investment than films.
>>63819557
>>63819616
>>63819668
He is part of a group that is literally owned by Disney
not surprising, the fat faggot gave skyrim a 10.
>>63819902
wow you're an idiot
>>63820067
That explains a lot.
It's amazing how easily people's opinions can be conditioned. If Tommy Wiesau had an army of people and reviewers shilling for him, even the room would be a critical success.
>>63819276
how old is this guy?
it's a little cringey with the light saber there, this dude is like at least in his 30s, right?
>>63820499
Yeah I'm assuming he is in his 30's. If you think the light saber bit in the beginning was cringey, you should watch the opening of some of his other videos. Fucking hilarious at how pathetic he is. And his fanbase eats it up.
Literally reddit the review
>HO-LY SHIIIIT THIS BTFO THE PREQUELS AMIRITE REDDIT XDXD HAN MAFUCKIN SOLO BITCHES!!!
>>63819738
I actually have a theory that the OT characters are reintroduced in a "golden ratio" fashion so as to keep the audiences waiting for more.
>>63819276
christ, i know the secret's out that angry joe is a poopy puffer, but at least fucking TRY to wipe the kaka from your lip before you do a review...
>>63819276
What's his name again?
why do people here hate him? I mean he does have some cringey humour but usually his reviews are pretty good
>>63822305
Mad Max
>>63822370
>>63819668
>Only a tasteless asshole could like this movie
You're in the minority kid(outside of this cesspit of a website.), maybe you're the tasteless asshole.
>>63819616
>what is popular is right
He is a part of maker studios, which is owned by disney. He is also a low IQ spic, the same IQ as a light eyed white seven year old. He is the target audience.
>>63819276
You are an asshole, i looked through five minutes of this shit thinking he was being sarcastic and was gonna turn around but no this fucking shill is seriously praising this piece of shit turd of a movie.
>>63822495
>what is popular is wrong
Hey, that was pretty easy.
>>63820940
>I actually have a theory
woah very impressive
>>63819902
God forbid a reviewer actually get more than 2 hours into a game before writing a "review".
You fucking piece of shit.
Lasted 51 seconds. It's bad enough hearing actual journalists and critics giving their opinions but these fucking internet plebs are insufferable.
>>63822455
Not really. Unless you consider a bunch of paid off reviewers and shills the majority.
>all these bland reviews saying nothing about the film because they want the most views
ZZZzzzzZ
>Suspicious that he praises the film so much
>Then again... he did completly trash Battlefront and it's Merchant DLC
Not sure if Disney shill or not. It was in Disney's interest that Battlefront do well.
>>63819557
People are pleased with fan service.
Only youtube review I agree with is this chick here https://youtu.be/mPhosAq2wz0
I agree with her on most stuff and her other videos are pretty good as well. Love how many dislikes her TFA review got from butthurt fanboys even though its not even that negative. I just found her today, is she known on /tv/?
plusshe's a qt
>>63819276
Who is that guy??
>>63823106
angry joe
>>63820858
Pissed Pedro was always this gay
>>63823106
Perspired Pendejo
>>63823106
Jaded Jalapeño
>>63819902
>literally only need to watch a film once to critique it
>need to finish a videogame (min 5 hours, usually way ay more) plus possibly more to make an informed opinion of it
>>63823099
>she's a qt
True, true.
>>63822532
I want you eat your vagina.
>>63819276
this fuckers getting fat
I'm waiting for Tiny Tim's review
>>63823615
You either die a skinny or you live long enough to see yourself become the fatty.
>>63823429
true
>>63823429
>>literally only need to watch a film once to critique it
Look at this megapleb
this guy is a good game reviewer, but has horrible taste in movies. He has absolutely no idea what a movie should be, like 90% of the fags that gave money to TFA
I assume the Nostalgia cuck will praise it too?
>>63819276
His name is Mad Manny you hack fraud.
>>63819276
Distressed beaner
>>63819276
>pedro's opinion.
he's a dime and nickel sucker like the rest. Just a few months ago he was at Disney for not allowing him residual income from videos he did. he's since gone quiet on that bit so no doubt his lips is firmly attached to disney's cock like a proper suck boy.
>>63822455
That's what they WANT you to think
Another youtube celebrity I never heard of, and he's sucking the mouse's dick.
zero fucks given
>>63819276
His BvS "rant" was worse than this
>complete fanboy for first two minutes
>throws a tantrum when Doomsday shows up
>"Doomsday being in this means no Death of Superman!"
>claims to be a huge Superman fan
>doesn't know Death of Superman is one of the worst arcs in comic history
>>63819276
>Jewtube nobody.
Disregarded.
>>63822562
>Youtube dipshit "writing" anything.
This fucking guy.
>>63822313
No he doesn't he has abysmal taste
>>63824929
giving a shit what Joe thinks is a cardinal sin, don't you know.
Joe is a fucking cock sucker of the highest order. he rants and rages and fucks shit up to intimidate companies, namely the mouse, into allowing him to make some coin off their shit. They mouse caved and now he's on the mouse's side. no doubt Warner brothers is attempting to broker a deal with Pedro Juan Rodriguez as we speak.
are we sure this guy's a Mexican and not a Jew? Because Although he's probably not an actual Jew he comes off kinda Jewy.
I know actual people of Jewish descent that's no different than you and I but this guy here's more Jew than the 10% of Jews that controls everything.
>>63819276
I thought he did video game reviews, not movie reviews.
Never forget http://youtu.be/NTNkoDzP1hI
I don't know why people were expecting a masterpiece, I would only judge it once we've seen all 3 of the trilogy since it is in fact a trilogy.
It was pretty fucking good film and Disney has done a stellar job of breathing life into a dying franchise, they've re-established the Star Wars universe and it's fantastic, the next two films are gonna be huge.
I haven't felt like I've seen a movie like it for a very long time, it was historic and not like the rest of the throwaway trash films I've experienced over the years. Even the prequel trilogy were historic, weather you liked or disliked them we still talk about them today, they're still relevant.
As for this guy's opinion I'm not even gonna watch the video.
>>63819557
You're not alone. I thought it was a bad movie too. God dammit, JJ ruined Star Wars as bad as he ruined Star Trek.
>>63823106
Butthurt Benito
7 DOLLAR JOE AT IT AGAIN
How can people listen to a whole video of this guy? I was watching his mgs4 review and he kept screaming like someone stuck a cobra up his ass and he made me wanna punch the screen let alone how annoying his voice is anyhow.
joe needs to lay off the tacos
>>63820940
>"golden ratio" fashion
how does a geometric ratio apply to a movie, give it your best shot
If disney can pay major theaters to not show rival movies, they can pay youtubers. Hell microsoft has been doing it a lot to shill the xbox one so it's not unheard of
>>63819276
>pissed pedro
Hehe meta-phrasing
>start watching video
>Pissed Pedro isn't pissed
more likely Jolly Juan
>>63823106
Miffed Manu
>>63829694
fuck off with these racist jokes. You guys do realize some mexicans are native to texas, right? You do realize joe and joes parents and parents before him were born in the US, right? You do realize he doesn't speak a word of spanish, right?
>>63829760
He has to go back.
>>63829760
shhhhh
>>63819276
Please help me, /tv/.insert iconic line hereI'm not good at identifying/remembering songs, what is the one used in the beginning of this video?
Thank you.
>>63829760
what does any of that have to do with pesos?
For /tv/s apparent claim that everyone dislikes this movie, it sure is weird that i really liked it, everyone that i know that watched it really liked it, and elsewhere where i've seen everyone also liked it. So kek.
>>63829855
based Ciaran
Are race car seats worth using as an office chair?
>>63829938
Yes, i have a akracing myself. It is really comfy, nice to sleep in as well since you can lean all the way back. It might be a memechair but it's really good to sit in.
Guys, Joe has only 7 dollars to his name. Can't you be a little understanding?
>>63829760
Doesn't stop him from having inferior beaner genes
CAMRIP WHERE?!@
>>63822211
what do you mean by poopy puffer / kaka?
>that story he's telling about the little girl playing with Rey figurine and african american couple buying Finn figurine so they all can identify with someone
into the trash it goes. he actually encourages to buy disney light sabers instead of toy r' us because they are supposedly better
