>See Star Wars
>Trailer for Disney's Zootopia
>Everyone in my theater is dying of laughter at the Sloth DMV stuff
>I sit there and rage
What is wrong with me?
>>63811676
Autism
>>63811676
You are a grown man who doesn't find enjoyment from children's cartoons?
>>63811716
>>63811676
You've spent far too long on 4chan and cannot legitimately enjoy anything anymore. Congrats, you have actually given yourself autism
>>63811676
You're not old enough to have had to visit the DMV. You'll get it when you're older.
I would
>>63811955
I bet shes a freak in the sack
>>63811955
I'd be done fucking her before she even knew I was in
It was genuinely fucking funny. I'm actually sad they wasted it on a trailer, it could have been the best joke in the actual movie.
>>63811676
>iktfb
people were laughing at this retarded ass shit and i was just sitting there wanting to off myself.
>>63811676
Exact fucking situation, except I didn't mind the trailer. It was cute.
What bothers me though is the iron grip Disney has on the entertainment industry now. They really learned how to market their stuff over the last 5 years, bought some big fucking IPs, and found the magic formula to make bland films into crowd, critic, and manchild pleasers that still rake in tons of money, and aren't afraid to use it.
It's frightening.
>>63811676
Did you get the cringy as fuck duracell ad? My theatre loved the sloths but everyone boooo'd the duracell ad because of how cringy it was
>work in DMV
>myself and all other employees just trying to do their best
>people are shit to us 24/7
>some disney movie makes us look like a bunch of bastards
>everyone hates us
Sloths should be fucking extincts
>>63812216
Everyone who works at the DMV is black
>>63812063
It still probably will be the best joke in the entire movie, it's in the fucking movie.
Shit, it's FROM the movie. The fuck typa shit you be smoking, man?
>>63811676
Is that a prequel to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE
>>63812251
Their slowness is an evolutionary defense. Their natural predators (Jaguars) eyesight is designed around rapid movement and most don't really notice them
>bunny girl yells "IT'S NIGHT!!!"
>dude in front of me laughs really hard like, "hahaha omg it's night hahahah"
>someone behind me yells, "yeah we heard the trailer too stfu"
I was expecting that flash would be actually super fast but he really was slow
>>63812263
Yeah, but now it's ruined. A joke is never as funny the second/third/fourth/etc. time.
>>63812481
>>63811716
To be fair though, he did go and see a children's movie
>these reddit comments
SO LULZY GUISE
>>63811676
I can't explain why, but I never trust a movie that shows a scene instead of a real trailer.
I had that experience when I saw This is the End. That whole "I will cum everywhere" shit was stupid as hell and everyone else was dying with laughter.
>>63812549
so what? you now HAVE the joke, the joke status have been received
now all you'll say when you see it again will be "oh yeah, that was pretty funny! why the fuck was I such a prick about this in the first place"
fuck you nigga
>>63812607
still better than meta-ironic shitposts
>>63812481
Is it bad that as annoying as the dude laughing was, I'd still be more annoyed with the guy telling him to stfu?
Let the guy have his fun.
>>63812060
Just like every other girl you've slept with?
BOOM!
>>63812151
Did not have it. Link?
>>63812740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBh0hgP8wWk
>>63812024
Bet she's a starfish. She probably just lays there barely moving.
>>63812799
That commercial??? They played that before TFA? I've been seeing that one all over the place for months.
>>63812799
>Children easily defeating soldiers trained in combat
I take it J.J. wrote that too?
>>63812799
yeah
My bad, I don't watch much tv so I thought it premiered with TFA
>>63812151
I thought it was funny when they were beating the fuck out of everything in the backyard with those plastic sabres
>>63812982
meant for >>63812939
>>63811676
Fucking same senpai, this furry shit all needs to be burned, i hope someone shoots up a theater full of furry scum.
>>63811676
Every trailer I watch I cringe
Then this one comes on
At first I cringe because all I could think of was furries masturbating to this movie
Then the sloth for the joke and I couldn't stop laughing
I'm glad I'm not autistic like you op
>>63811676
is it on youtube?
>>63811676
You know sometimes you get the point to a joke/story a few seconds in and you just want them to stop?
Yeah this was one of those times
>>63813027
There's nothing wrong with talking animals in a kid's movie, it's just that people don't grow up anymore and they spin their childish interests into fetishes
What was the fox thinking?
>>63813278
>it's just that people don't grow up anymore and they spin their childish interests into fetishes
people never did. Why do you think school girl/librarian outfits were so poplar?
everyone in the theater was raging so hard at the fact that they showed a million previews, if they had shown this one i can't imagine what would have happened...
>>63813333
Same thing we all were. Except that he has no qualms about wanting to fuck that rabbit.
>>63813333
>I'm going to do things to your anus you cannot conceive of
>>63812216
>go to DMV to update my license
>just moved to this area recently
>go in with a good attitude, only 2 other people there
>very friendly with the staff and ask what all I need to fill out and do
>teller acts like a total cunt to me and like I'm interrupting her for making her do her job
>other woman acts just as rude when I get to her station
yeah, go fuck yourself asshole. I didn't get snippy with them or anything, but they were serious assholes the entire time I was there and they acted the same with the other 2 people needing help. Go fuck yourself, the DMV is the worst
>>63813333
YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFFYIFF
>>63813333
If the Fox isn't behind the crime they're solving and intentionally slowing down the investigation, this movie is shit.
I wanna fuck that rabbit
>>63813476
no you don't
That bunny is too hot
![zootopia-nate-torrence-benjamin-clawhauser[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XF3drh3.jpg "zootopia-nate-torrence-benjamin-clawhauser[2].jpg")
I think it looks prettygood
>>63813531
yeah, animation is getting way too good these days as thing that I know aren't supposed to be attractive, are in fact, attractive
>>63811676
It was only funny because the sexy rabbit was doing what all the Star Wars fans in the audience were doing internally
>>63813509
Nah, i really do
>>63813708
Fack
now i do too
>See star wars
>they didn't play zootopia
My dick was limp.
>see star wars
>Overwatch theatrical trailer plays
Aside from a group of blizzard fans screaming when the logo came up it had lukewarm reception
it was still cool to see 2bh
>>63812216
you work at a place where people only go when they absolutely have to, and have to deal with a bunch of bureaucratic paperwork and other such nonsense when they do.
I'll admit i got a slight chuckle when he turned around to retell the joke, but otherwise it dragged on for way too long
You're a sad angry "patrician" (virgin).
>>63814623
DUDE
SPEAKING SLOW
LMAOTHEYRE SLOTHS GET IT? LMAO
>>63811676
I laughed at the part where he got the joke. That was legitimately funny.
Did anyone else get a trailer for that religious movie? That was awful. People laughed at that more than the Zootopia one. I hope they didn't pay a lot of money to show it in front of Star Wars.
Oh, fuck off, most of you wanted to fuck that bunny.
>>63815049
The recent riots in Baltimore and Ferguson highlight why I need to get a gun ASAP. For self defense.
Black Live Matter thugs burnt down two cities, Al_quaeda destroyed two buildings; yet the government chooses to attack only one of these groups. Who are the real terrorists?
The government refuses to protect the property and lives of innocent civilians. That is why we must get weapons. Anyone who tries to loot on my block is dying in a hail of hot lead.
Straight up.
Who's with me?
>>63812216
Well then maybe you shouldve told Shaquanda to take pride in her work
>>63815049
I want to fuck that bunny.
>>63811676
>>63815117
What the fuck does that have to do with Zootopia?
>>63812619
See: "I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this"
People chuckled at that the first time they saw the trailer, but when the movie came out it just sounded irritating.
>>63812799
Girls can be violent too! Girl power!
rule 34 on rabbit cop WHEN
>>63816225
you wouldn't
All I could think of was how many furfags I'd be able to take out at once
>>63816245
i definitely would
>>63812216
I've actually never had a bad experience with the dmv. If you're anything like these guys then keep up the good work.
>live in a state that doesn't have a DMV
>waits aren't really all that long at Secretary of State
:/
Disney's still got it!
>>63816363
She's cute!
CUTE!!!
>G-rated buddy-cop comedy with animals
could be decent tbph
>>63811676
>the entire trailer was this long dragged on scene
Eh, the humor ran too long. Even worse when you gotta see the scene again if you watch the movie. They should've cut it short.
>>63816225
>WHEN
The minute the first trailer came out
>>63812707
kill yourself faggot
holy shit your post was so gay
reddit: the post
pure trash
>>63812799
this is what appeals to americans
I want to Fuck the rabbit.
It was the voice that did it.
>>63811676
Same thing happened at my theater but I wasn't filled with rage. I just thought "meh".
>>63811716
You guys know there is going to be a metric fucking load of porn of that rabbit, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfFbHgaBCco
I cringed.
>>63811676
>What is wrong with me?
you're not a fucking retard
>>63817496
>going
I would bet every single thing I own that there is already a metric fucking load of porn of that rabbit.
>>63811676
i think jungle book is going to be a visual achievement, it actually looked great.
>>63817065
I got you senpai
>>63815049
i wanted to fuck the fox
>>63817549
still better than the one with two faggot dads
>>63816215
You know at that age girls are physically stronger than boys, right?
>>63817418
>Ayase
You're alright
>>63811716
/thread
Also because that ad was especially retarded and annoying as fuck. I don't get why people laughed at it. It was retarded.
This trailer wasn't shown when I saw Star Wars tonight. I'm okay with that.
Instead we got the Independence Day 2 trailer. I'm okay with that too.
>>63812481
>movie explaining the joke
>>63811676
DUDE STONER SLOTH LMAO
>>63811676
It isn't funny, but I don't see how it would make you angry
>>63817496
Yes. Can't wait
>>63811676
>have already seen the trailer online
>still think its stupid
>everyone around me is dying laughing at this rote family film trailer
>LOOK AWAY TRYING SO GOD DAMN HARD NOT TO CRACK UP AT THE PART WHERE HE SLOWLY OPENS HIS MOUTH
>I DO NOT WANT TO ENCOURAGE THIS SORT OF HUMOR IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE
>REEEEEE
>>63817997
I felt the same-ish way, though i hadnt seen it online before. It was such kid-friendly dumb humor that i couldn't help but at least chortle.
>>63811676
Did the Warcraft trailer play? I wanna know what it looks like on the big screen.
>>63816400
>she
it's a dude, though I don't blame you since I didn't get the trailer either at my SW screening
![stonersloth[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iOqliec.jpg "stonersloth[1].jpg")
>>63811676
Remember guys. Not once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE
>>63818162
it actually looked sick
>>63818283
Really? Did you just see the standard version or Imax?
>>63818162
actually looked pretty good, film looks like the best custcene ever
>>63818162
Was bretty gud
>>63818228
fucking australia
>>63812216
>use the DMV app to get a appointment , technically just go in and out no waiting in line type of thing.
>only time I had to wait in a long ass line was to get my id 7 or so years ago
>app has been around for 4 or 5 years now
I never had a problem
>>63814890
But anon, Disney ownes both
>>63816225
Dude, like the day concept art was released YEARS ago, where you been yo
>>63811676
Nothing. That is the lazyest kind of humor imaginable. "Bureaucratic work is slow". Wow, so funny.
>>63813390
Ya. Did they amp up the ads now? I remember seeing a movie last month and there was an EXTRA 15 minutes of ads. Don't remember what movie it was but I raged so hard.
those facial animations gave me a technology boner. We've come so far
itt: anons who are embracing the dark side
>>63811676
>see star wars
>trailer for disney's zootopia
>nobody laugh in theater
>watch my watch, fucking thirty minutes of ads already
>dude in front of me start coughing
>he doesn't stop until the peking express helicopter shot
>end credits
>I sit there and rage, wishing I had an assault weapon in my pocket
What the fuck is wrong with people. People like this mother fucker is the reason people don't go to the cinema anymore...
>Going to see Star Wars
>Previews get fucks up
>Pretty much skipped civil war trailer, everyone boo's
>This zootopia shit comes, people laughing for 6 straight fucking minutes, you can tell it's simulated laughter
>3rd wave faggotry movie or whatever comes on with kick ass hoe, people in awe
>Swear I hear some miracle women talking ,people start saying some catholic rosary shit in silence
>Cheers and laughing throughout whole star wars movie
Jesus fucking shit, people really can't handle shit in crowds
The porn of Judy Hopps is pretty neat, wish there was more of it
>>63811676
You're autistic
>tfw this movie might be what finally converts you to furrydom
>>63811676
Normalfags laughing at tacky humor upsets you because you're a bitter man child.
>>63811676
Maybe you are so irresponsible you never had to go to the DMW, so you couldnt relate
>>63811676
Autism.
>>63812481
Be me
Read this post
Laugh so hard I wake up my girlfriend's son
True story
>>63812799
ugh, america is the fucking worst.
