>It was me,/tv/, JJ Abrams. I am the author of all your pain
It's literally over,guys...
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jj-abrams-akira-adaptation-exclusive-849854
>"Exclusive: The rumored Akira live action adaptation, initially related to director Christopher Nolan, is now confirmed to be led by the JJ Abrams
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!
ANIMEFAGS ABSOLUTELY BTFO!
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse
Serious question: why is this allowed?
>>63784017
Why is he becoming the Jack Black of filmmaking?
>>63784017
omfg MAKE IT STOOOOOP!
Literally my worst nightmare
At least we'll get Asian actors because they don't count as white people, right?
TETSUOOOOO
All thi samefagging.
You tricked me just a lil with your Fake link
>>63784017
I knew this was fake, but for a second there i felt terrified
It's fake now but it'll be true eventually. This is why I'm glad I like moeshit and stuff that would never be popular in the west, and I'll never have to see it bastardized by the west.
>>63784158
Akira directed by JewJew Abraham
John Boyega as Kaneda and Scarlett Johansson as Tetsuo
>>63784017mediocre
>>63784017
I think Akira's themes of social alienation with lost youth could work in today's theaters
But Abrams will just turn it into a dull, pseudo-intellectual action blockbuster with muh "psychic supah powahs"
Besides, we already have Chronicle
>>63784017
I think...I understand J.J. now. And now that I do, I don't mind everything he is doing.
You know who J.J. is? Do you realize who he actually champions? He champions all of us who had to deal with insufferable fanboys and weebs at some point in our lives. All those pieces of shit fat fucks who would argue retarded fan theories loud and obnoxiously while in line for a midnight game release. All those uptight anime perverts who never failed to "correct" you if you said a word "wrong" from their favorite anime (even though you said "bicycle" the correct English way, but they still felt compelled to respond with "Uhm, aktchually no, it's 'Baishikuro'"
J.J. is laying the smackdowndown on such people, and I couldn't be happier. I hope that when he does Akira, he purposefully gets everyone to mispronounce shit, while making everyone any race except Japanese.
>>63784096
Because Jews.
>>63785901
It's really all payback for people getting obsessive and upset about Lost. He's out to get revenge on the nerds. When you realize this its fucking impressive.
