German here, not making this up
>kylo takes off mask
>entire theater bursts into laughter
Was this what they wanted to happen?
I think it's because Syrians typically don't expect mask wearers to remove their hijab in public. Took them by surprise.
>>63777019
>German here
Opinion discarded
Happened here too
>>63777019
happened in my theater too, both times. adam driver just looks ridiculous
>>63777019
>be Germany
>make a comedy about hilter be the number one movie of the year
Umm.. I'm pretty sure JJ could give less of a fuck about the stupidity of Germans.
>>63777047
REKT
>>63777019
Probably because muslims find it funy to see a man wearing full face cover?
Im surprised you guys actually showed the movie, i'm fairly sure theres one or two haram scenes, inshallah
>>63777068
>Umm..
Ugh? Really? I MEAN REALLY? s m h t b h It's 2015
;^)
>>63777019
He looks like the biggest cuck in the world, no surprise there.
>be german
>be willingly replaced by another culture and people
are there any bigger cucks?
>>63777068
>back2tumblr
I should have written
>european
or
>not american
This was just to give you a frame of reference that I'm not culturally from america and maybe humor differs?
>>63777019
>Germans
lol
>>63777047
lmao
>>63777152
you should not have attacked star wars on /tv/ Franz.
That is the problem here.
Egyptian here. People laughed here as well and some shouted he looks like a faggot.
>>63777019
is it because you are all muslim?
>>63777019
This literally did not happen. Why do people come to an anonymous online image board and tell lies to try and impress other losers and retards?
>>63777192
>you should not have attacked star wars on /tv/ Franz.
Where did all the shills come from? Yesterday about 90% of people who had seen the movie were negative about it and the shit dialog. Now everyone is being passive agressive about people who have the slightest bit of criticism.
Is this marketing? Disney interns at work?
I don't think he's that ugly, in fact I think he's ugly handsome. Like Buscemi
>>63777211
>literally
>ugh just ugh
Why do you come here to defend a faceless mega corporation and post like a redditor?
Oh I forgot, because you get payed 5 cents per post. How's that working out for you?
>>63777019
They have theaters in kuksheds now? That German tech!
>>63777047
welp
>>63777047
rofl
>>63777019
It might have something to do with the more boisterous and loud middle eastern culture you guys have
>>63777221
There is literally a sticky telling you to not spoil star wars?
Remember that for any other movie?
How do you even have time to watch movies?
Don't you have to record your wife, mother and sister having sex with some syrians?
>>63777019
German here, not making this up
>bane takes off the mask
>entire theater screams FOR YOU
Was this what they wanted to happen?
>>63777152
Alright calm down achmed.
Just write Islamic Caliphate and be done with it
>>63777211
happened in chicago, kids were laughing about his hair
>>63777221
there are ALOT of normalfags, redditors, and tumblrinas on /tv/ right now, and will be til it blows over. expect low quality posting, naivety, social justice, and a lack of understanding of memes
>>63777019
>German here,
are you a proud german? show the flag you have at home.
>>63777019
Germany still exists? I thought you guys were a part of the extended caliphate now? aren't you well on the way to being majority muslim?
Cucks.
>>63777047
Worse than Dresden
>>63777277
lel
>>63777350
>Germany
What did Luke Skywalker mean by this?
>>63777047
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
>>63777250
Huh?
>>63777047
>pwnage
>>63777019
>German here
أنت لـ
>>63777047
>>63777437
>using 10 year old 1337lingo
the marketing is real
>>63777388
that's from a parable you fucking retard
jesus telling a story about a king, he doesn't say that himself, the king does
>>63777509
>he fell for it
>>63777509
But anon, taking bible things out of context is the only ammo those people have :(
>>63777122
Swedes
>>63777019
He's literally not even jewish if that was the joke even though he doe's have a jew like beak.
>>63777475
lmao u sure told him
>>63777047
>>63777047
OR PERHAPS THEY KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>>63777581
>He's literally not even jewish if that was the joke
No, it wasn't germans these days are all over jewish and muzzie cock.
I think the problem is just that normies think it's supposed to be funny that he's goofy looking when it's not
>>63777122
all whites are equally cuck really
Don't expect this shit not to influence you wherever you live in the western world after germany and sweden let everyone in.
usa here happened in my theater too.
adam driver just looks like a big ol goober, sort of makes up for it later though
>>63777019
>laughter
i laughed too. his face was totally not what i expected. he looked like an edgy teen and i realized he's just that. angsty teenager deperately trying to be badass. and his face is ridicules.
>>63777122
>willingly
exactly. i love how governments always do 100% of what every single one of their subjects wants
He looks like an ugly young han solo.
>>63777047
kek
>>63777019
Do people not get that he's supposed to be a little bitch like Anakin Skywalker? Hence the same haircut and emotional outbursts. He's a Vader fanboy.
Kylo Ren is the personification of the common 4chan poster.
acts tough and supreme. Is actually a deformed cad, with a dad who can't help being disappointed of his constant idiocy.
Snoke here represents memes, who Kylo trusts without question, and has corrupted him into the clown shoe faggot that he is.
>>63777047
fucking lol
>>63777019
At mine girl behind me just said Who's that?
Best was when Finn said all Resistance fighters look like me the whole theatre laughed lulz.
>>63777047
This is not funny desu
>>63777320
>there are ALOT of normalfags, redditors, and tumblrinas on /tv/ right now, and will be til it blows over.
I've never understood this argument. If they are redditors, they would be posting on fucking reddit. Why the fuck would they leave their little attention whore circlejerk to come argue with you about Star Wars? They fucking wouldn't. They are too busy shitposting on Reddit.
I've waited years for the reddit boogyman to get old. Instead I just see more newfriends trying to fit in with "HEY REDDIT LOL".
Just accept people here actually liked the movie. Fucking christ.
>>63777019
Middle Eastern immigrants for some reason think the movie is funny.
>>63777019
Yeah, I'm from Slovakia and we all laughed hard at that part as well
I mean really, I was taken by surprise that Kyle was this lanky, DYEL tier faggot.
>>63777068
hi leddit!
>>63779385
I think that's the point. He's not big badass menacing Darth Vader. He's Vader's spergy grandson who got recruited into force-ISIS while going through an edgy phase and is now in too deep to get out.
>>63779730
>Vader's grandson
wait, what? isn't he Han Solo's kid?
>>63779757
Yes, Han Solo is Anakins bastard son with Kiera Knightley. It's all in the EU anon.
>>63779757
ye, guess who's the mother genius
>>63779757
Leia is Vader's daughter you twat
Is Kylo as edgy as Exar Kun?
>>63777019
American here
>Germany descends into a maelstrom of firestorm of Allied bombs
>entire World feels comfy
Was this what the Ubermensch wanted to happen?
>>63779801
Aahhh shit, I completely forgot Leia was Vader's daughter. I feel like a complete retard now, goddamn.
>>63777047
kek rek
>>63777047
Germany lost WWIII before it even began.
What a patheic cûck nation of limp dicked, emasculated slav rape babies and ass fucked by Mohammads.
I would rather live in India where they have designated shitting beaches right now than in Germany. Worse than Sweden.
>>63777047
Oh vey this is like second dresden
>>63777019
germans have the capacity to laugh? im surprised by zis revelation.
>>63777019
Happened here too
>>63777019
>>63777019
muslims don't watch star wars
>>63777062
>be german
>kill 6 trillion joos
>watch movie funded and constructed by joos.
>enjoy crab legs while watching movie
>>63779819
He's very emotionally unstable. Picture it like this, he's got the Skywalker whiner gene but also exponentially expanded because he was probably spoiled as a child (while Anakin and Luke weren't).
Now combine this whining with the fact that he's a Force user, and you've got a pretty edgy dude. He's got some great scenes tbqh.
>>63777047
its funny because germania has imported too many fgts from the middle east. kek.jpg
>>63777047
Watch this go straight on r/4chan
>>63777376
/kek
i feel bad for our yuro bros ;_;
>>63777068
go to bed JJ, you're drunk
>>63777388
11 As they heard these things, he proceeded to tell a parable, because he was near to Jerusalem, and because they supposed that the kingdom of God was to appear immediately. 12 He said therefore, “A nobleman went into a far country to receive for himself a kingdom and then return. 13 Calling ten of his servants, he gave them ten minas, and said to them, ‘Engage in business until I come.’ 14 But his citizens hated him and sent a delegation after him, saying, ‘We do not want this man to reign over us.’
15 When he returned, having received the kingdom, he ordered these servants to whom he had given the money to be called to him, that he might know what they had gained by doing business. 16 The first came before him, saying, ‘Lord, your mina has made ten minas more.’ 17 And he said to him, ‘Well done, good servant![c] Because you have been faithful in a very little, you shall have authority over ten cities.’ 18 And the second came, saying, ‘Lord, your mina has made five minas.’ 19 And he said to him, ‘And you are to be over five cities.’ 20 Then another came, saying, ‘Lord, here is your mina, which I kept laid away in a handkerchief; 21 for I was afraid of you, because you are a severe man. You take what you did not deposit, and reap what you did not sow.’
>>63777388
22 He said to him, ‘I will condemn you with your own words, you wicked servant! You knew that I was a severe man, taking what I did not deposit and reaping what I did not sow? 23 Why then did you not put my money in the bank, and at my coming I might have collected it with interest?’ 24 And he said to those who stood by, ‘Take the mina from him, and give it to the one who has the ten minas.’ 25 And they said to him, ‘Lord, he has ten minas!’ 26 ‘I tell you that to everyone who has, more will be given, but from the one who has not, even what he has will be taken away. 27 But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’” Luke 19:11-27 ESV
>>63777019
>bad guy looks like the Pakistani restaurant waiter in the corner
>Otto laughs
You don't say?
>>63777019
>German
do they still even exist. kids are now being thought its new Syria and new Turkey
Snoke: "It's time to comlete his training" What the fuck Snoke!? Saying time to complete means that he must have been trained a shitton right? How come Kylo Ren sucked so much at fighting with a lightsaber and couldn't overpower a women physically far weaker then him who had no training at with a lightsaber or the force at all. The only possible reason I can think of is that Snoke purposely taught him very little so he wouldn't be a threat to him but even then he should be able to destroy Rey. I doubt that's true though because, we never get any indication that Ren is frustrated about Snoke refusing to teach him more. I mean he obviously knows how to use the force because he was reading people's minds, force choking people and stopping blaster bolts. Yeah he was shot by Chewie's bow caster but it didn't seem to effect him besides a small amount of blood falling when he stared literally pounding his wound. I felt like any potential he had to be a good villain disappeared when he gets beaten down by her.
>>63780034
The scene where he freezes a blaster shot was pretty cool desu senpai
>>63780191
>Snoke
What kind of name was that, by the way?
>>63777047
OUT-FUCKING-SKILLED
>>63777047
OP ABSOLUTELY REKT
>>63777047
lololololololol
>>63777047
I've seen carwrekts with 100 cars that were less rekt than this.
>>63777047
Oh lawl
>>63777019
lol i watched it in tübingen : same thing there. driver did a good job. it was a bit childish of all the manchildren to laugh and wiggle their fat tummys as the jew revealed himself
>>63780215
A george lucas tier one
>>63777019
Happened in my theater too
>>63777047
>Le Epic middle eastern gentlemnan r ruining germany meme
>>63780191
The powers of Mary Sueism are stronger than the Dark Side desu.
O U T E R
S P A C E
>>63780344
Ah, Ahmed! A'alan wa sa'alan!
>>63777019
Because he looks so much more Jewish than Harrison Ford.
I guess the Dark Side really does corrupt...
>>63780344
Stop posting Angela.
>>63777047
Hi /r/4chan!
>>63777019
>2015
>being a mudslime
>>63777047
kek
>>63780368
I know, and I hate that JewJew Abrashekels put so much Tumblr shit into his movie. The scene where Rey and Finn are running from the Tie fighters was stupidly forced with her "I don't need you to hold my hand" comment that she repeated at least 2 times in less than two minutes and all of the other scenes where the men are incompetent and she's the only one that knows what she's doing. The only exception to that is when she opens the powered doors that allows the monsters to escape on the millennium falcon but she was only the person to fuck up instead of Oygaboyga so we could have a hamfisted "oh shit I fucked up scene" that's supposed to be funny.
>>63780344
inshalla, achmed
>>63777047
>>63777277
Atleastyoutried.gif
>>63777047
Germany fucking BTFO
Fuck off /int/
>>63777047
ebin meme
>>63777047
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>63777047
Oh baby
>>63777047
>>63777047
GERMANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
JEWS WIN AGAIN
>>63777047
ayyyy
>>63777019
I had the same experience yesterday. Maybe it was wrong casting him to fill Vaders shoes.
>Adam shows his face
>even all that hair can't hide his ears
>people look at each other and giggle
>scene ruined
Hey Hans. Did the theater start to cheer when they showed Finn for the first time? I've heard you're the biggest cucks in europe.
>>63781783
>not filling Vader's shoes
That's the point. The guy is a weeb.
>>63777047
Sheeeit
>>63777047
underrated post
>>63777019
>>63777047
samefag
>>63781847
I know but still it feels so awkward. Have you seen the movie?
Wasn't that the point? You expect to see some monster, but instead you see some awkward, ugly teenager. Thats his character. A troubled, confused child. It adds a new perspective to the character, and personally i'm glad that he didn't just become vader 2.0.
>>63777019
Same thing happened at my theather in Mexico.
Honestly, I thought he looked good. Really menacing with his dark hair and thick red lips. He looked evil as shit and had a commanding presence.
Everyone calling him goofy looking, I guarantee they are skinnyfat motherfuckers with no jawline, just like the rest of us.
>>63777275
The sticky doesn't say anything about Star Wars.
>>63777019
>German here, not making this up
>kylo takes off mask
>entire theater bursts into laughter
Russian here, the same thing happened in my theater.
>>63777019
>>63777047
>Only slightly over a minute long between posts
>Unnecessary mention of country serves only to set up a punch line
Definitely samefag but it's funny so I don't really care
>>63781847
It was a big problem with the movie though. They didn't have any original ideas they stole everything from a new hope and return of the jedi. The difference was better special effects and different actors. ex: hispanic han solo, gay ass darth vader, yoda ripoff that looks like an orange, person that lives on a desert planet and whos a nobody that discovers that they have incredible powers and after their home is attacked they team up with a band of heroes to take down the evil empire, death star ripoff that's a planet because as we've clearly seen from the prequels bigger is always better, r2d2 ripoff aka retarded soccer ball droid, snoke is virtually the same as sidious in the prequels (spooky big bad that you don't see much except on holograms and is menacing) etc.
My gf and her son also started laughing. I didn't get it.
>>63777047
holy shit germanbros on suicide watch
>>63777047
top kekold
same thing happened here in pakistan
>>63781910
this.
>>63782155
Maybe they thought about your last alimony payment.
>>63782149
*i mean a new hope and the empire strikes back but you get what I mean also I felt like the only reason that the deathstar ripoff was partially a planet was so that they could have a few fights in a snowy environment but wouldn't the heat from ship that shoots lasers powered by the energy of a sun give off a lot of heat, how is there any snow on that planet, it would have made more sense for it to be volcanic. Also another big problem with this movie was the bigger is better mindset and the trend of using the story to show special effects and not using special effects as a tool to tell a good story an example of that is having the new death star blow up not one but like half a dozen planets that we don't know about or care about at all, also the completely unnecessary and painfully cliche battle where the stormtrooper that can easly shoot fin decides to fight him with a melee weapon instead.
>>63781910
except he was a shitty vader 2.0. "muh moral confliction" never hesitates to kill anyone or be a dick ever except right before he kills han "the fact that he looks like a fucking dweeb. The gggggrrrrrrrr I'm so angry I have to destroy shit with my lightsaber to let the audience know how angry I am because I'm so edgy and dark.
>>63777047
oh shit, totally REKT
>>63777047
Germans on suicide watch!
>>63782351
>he was a shitty vader 2.0.
>continues to say how he was nothing like vader.
Yes, his characters is edgy, confused 15 year old teen. Thats not darth vader. His moral confliction comes from the fact that, i don't know, he has to kill his father?
Even if you take the prequels into consideration (lol) anakin was more like a retard that got tricked into being evil-
>>63777019
I have to admit. His nose was distracting. Plus he looks more like Danny from Game Grumps than the son of Han and Leia.
>>63777122
>are there any bigger cucks?
oy vey, yes, the jews are bigger cucks. they willingly went into the gas chambers without any kind of resistance. How cucked do you have to be to just go to your own death?
>>63782609
>not understanding that he was a failure of a vader replacement
>implying that vader wasn't morally conflicted in return of the jedi
gtfo pleb
>>63782929
>Christian rats literally made them look like showers
Evil cucks tbf
>>63777047
the over lap for /tv/ and /pol/ is fucking amazing are we their waifu board?
sorry for the the state of your country Fritz,just kill merkel before she gets voted in again.
>>63777047
JUST
>>63777047
BASED
A
S
D
E
D
>>63783008
ENRICH
>>63777047
God damn
>>63777047
First reply best reply once again
>>63777019
>>63777019
>>63777047
Samefag
>>63784862
exelent now share out laughs with fine gentlemen of r/4chan
>>63777047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rekt_centers_in_the_United_States
>>63777047
Well done lad
>>63777047
>>63777047
B T F O
T
F
O
>>63784967
imma post it in every thread that has you yuropoor cvck fgts. take some pride in what's left of your nation for shit's sake man
>>63777019
How do the Germans feel about the badguys being portrayed as space Nazis? Especially coming from a Jewish director?
>>63785162
says the faggot living in a country that's literally the definition of BLACKED
>>63777047
>>63785208
not too bad, considering that the whiney space nazi is an american jew who gets culturally enriched by a woman and a nigger.
>>63785221
Sour Kraut detected
You should kill yourself rutterkin
>>63785221
>he took the time to highlight every post that replied to that one comment
>he did it for free
>>63785221
>le reply to everyone and tell them to go back to Reddit meme
You're trying a bit too hard to fit in, don't you think?
>>63785350The more you shitpost a meme, the faster it dies.
>>63785390
>redditcucks believe this
Just leave already
>>63777047
A hijab doesn't even cover the face
>>63777047
White cucks btfo.
Best post on /tv/ today.
>>63777047
Holy fuck I love aussies
>>63777047
>>63785425
>Using cuck
Hello RedditIt's true, unless there is something to ground the meme and keep it from dying, like cuck for example, which has had such great mileage because It was a way of ridiculing moot
People laughed in here when Finn removed his mask for the first time. But that's because my country is racist as fuck.
>>63779943
All the good Germans died in the Russian snow.
Only the faggots and cripples remained to repopulate Germany.
We can see the results today.
>>63785443
>63785478
>autistically bumping your own thread every minute
top kek
>>63785225
>implying I'm poor enough to live anywhere near the hood
Unlike the EU I'm not a hop-skip away from the trash.
>and I'm not an unarmed fgt either
>>63785489
You literally know nothing
>>63777047
He posted it, what an absolute madman
>>63785578
t. Professor of memeology
>>63785515
LITTLE
>>63785603
WHITE
>>63777047
>>63777206
Isn't being a faggot hangable there?
>things that never happened
>>63777250
He means literally because it literally did not happen. Sometimes people just say "this didn't happen" but this things literally never happened in this universe
>>63777047
Just replying so I am in the r/4chan screencap.
>people talking while in movies
What kind of shithole do you have to live for this to happen?
OP: same here :D
>>63777019
>German here, not making this up
Alread see that this is bullshit. Everyone knows that Germans don't have senses of humor.
>>63785715
You were too late, It's already been posted
>>63777019
I'm not Italian but live in Italy. I laughed when he took his mask off or at least I said "whoa what an ugly loser". But I guess that's the effect they wanted.
>>63785813
Syrians do.
>>63777211
I'm german too and most people in the cinema I was to laughed too :D
>paying money to see this garbage
>making threads like these just to post them on reddit
>>63777277
So fucking good top cuck iceman
>>63777047
Lel
American here, not making this up
>kylo takes off mask
>entire theater starts clapping
>a white loser starts shooting people
Was this what they wanted to happen?
>>63777098
REKT Germans. Like a reverse world cup.
>>63777098
inshallah means "hopefully".
>>63780212
but then he gets his cunt handed to him by a girl with no training and looks weak as fuck.
Literally immersion breaking levels of mary sue tbqfh
Do people really think of germany as some kind of new-turkey or new-syria? or are you just beeing funny? I can't tell.
>>63777047
B
T
F
O
Hitler cucked Germany by having all the men killed by Russians, thus forcing them to import Turkish and Syrian semen.
The Arab/Turk semen pipeline will be ready to blitzkrieg-bukkake Germany in 2016.
>>63777019
I was going to snark but then
>>63777047
Everyone can go home.
>>63786116
Of course not.
>>63780212
>He can freeze a blaster shot
>Just takes a literally dumb as shit animal's spear-chuck shooter because lol plot device
It's shit like this that makes me hate rushed endings and poorly thought out garbage in movies.
>>63786225
>>63786116
Because if you publicly say something like that in germany you are branded a right-wing-radical neo-nazi and are locked away for "incitement of the masses"
>>63777047
more like far east
>>63777047
>>63777047
Awesome
>be dutch
>intro starts
>everyone claps
>han solo comes on screen for first time
>everyone claps
>movie ends
>everyone claps
holy shit I thought only americans did this shit
>>63786306
My theory, as I stated above, is that there were no real men left in Germany after World War II and they had to import Turk semen to breed the hybrid race known as Turuk-Heil.
>>63777047
Wouldn't Syrians be upset about someone removing their hijab instead of laughing about it?
>>63786420
Only Führer Allah knows.
>>63786401
britbong here the only sound people made was laughter when bb8 gave finn a thumbs up
not a single clap
>>63777019
yeh here too, wtf were they thinking casting him
>>63786459
Did you bring your prayer mat into the cinema?
>>63785221
he ACTUALLY posted it
https:// www.reddit. com/r/4chan/comments/3xd0y8/germany_btfo/
>>63777047
>>63777788
Yeah, exactly. I think it's a not so subtle jab at the emofags.
>Daddy left me!
>Hit things with lightsaber when mad!
>Get beat up by a girl who hasn't been trained at all!
50%+ of this board will see him as a trampled hero.
>>63777047
Top kek
>>63786459
that happend here too
they laughed 3 times, the other 2 laughs were when he took the helmet off and when they running towards the trash ship
>Kylo takes off his mask
>Everyone is as calm as it gets
>Kylo speaks
>everybody starts laughing
>While leaving the theater I also hear teenagers laughing about how "faggy" Kylo's voice sounds
Just ignore them
>>63777047
BASED
GERMANISTAN BTFO
>>63777047
you guys realize, that
>>63777019
>>63777047
is a samefag?
>>63777047
lel
>>63787082
Oh, now it's suddenly not funny!
Fucking moron
>>63777047
BAH GAWD ITS OVER
>>63777047
underrated post
>>63777047
BAH GAWD.
>>63777047
This joke doesn't make sense considering the niqab is very rare in Syria and that there are many women who don't wear hijab over there.
But /pol/tards have brains the size of a rat.
>>63787308
>>63787292
>>63787218
Are you having fun all by yourself?
America needs nuking. Hopefully China does everyone a favour in the next few years.
Epic /pol/ memeing bros! xD so much win, can't wait to see how many /r/4chan upboats I get!
EDIT: Thanks for the 4chan gold gentlesir! ;)
>>63787415
If by that you mean am i comfy as fuck? well yes, yes I am
>>63777047
HIGH LEVEL BANTZ
I
G
H
L
E
V
E
L
>>63777047
nice meme
>>63777047
Why are white people such cucks?
>>63777047
>>63777047
underrated post
