Why are all the fucking posts here in support of the movie did we all see the same fucking movie? This was nothing but a retelling of like episodes 4 and 5 in one shit film. Nothing new or exciting was attempted and nostalgia played a big part in this. Fuck this movie and fuck you all for supporting this.
>>63771495
oh stawp it, go back to reddit child.
>>63771495
They'll come to their senses once the hype wears off.
>>63771495
I really enjoyed it but the people unable to accept any criticism of it are getting really irritating.
>>63772741
T.bh I thought it was going to be shit and was pleasantly surprised. It's not amazing by any means but it's a solid star wars movie.
>They'll come to their senses once the hype wears off.
>implying the hype is ever going to wear off
Objectively, it was pretty underwhelming but I can't even say I had any expectations for it to begin with, so I can't say I feel disappointed.
>>63771495
I keep saying this but there's no point arguing with people who were born in 2000 and never saw a movie that wasn't a remake or a reboot.
>>63771495
>>63772933
Holy fucking shit lol
The best part about this is that it could be even MORE detailed
>>63773003
scary isn't it, and the fucking people just eat it up. it's the same fucking movie you fucking idiots!
If you are white and support this piece of shit cultural marxist propaganda "film" you are a brainless brainwashed faggot ass sellout c.uckold pile of garbage.
Fuck you.
>>63772933
There is just so much wrong with this picture, but retards like yourself you are trying to find anything wrong with the movie eat it right up
>>63773058
it's still a good movie, its EIV with different characters, but it's still good, better even
>>63773058
It's like poetry, they rhyme.
>>63773118
Bad all around movie with liberal propaganda and bad acting and a retelling of IV
Anyone who liked this garbage needs to give themselves a shotgun mouthwash
Debate me faggots
>>63773218
Explain? Wats wrong
>>63772933
I hope they've gotten it out of their system for the next one but probably not
>>63773467
The nigger is just mad because his cuck movie is being called out for the shit it is
Ignore the shills in this thread
>>63773467
>>63773512
The droid doesn't land on Jakku to escape the first order, it's there to assist Poe in finding the map, Rey finds the droid but knows nothing of the mission, she never meets the old guy and her hometown sure as fuck doesnt get destroyed
>>63773595
Which actually makes it worse. What is Reys motivation to do anything?
>>63773595
Okay, but consider this
Your movie was bad
Shut the fuck up and get off my board
>>63773697
Nothing because it's a poorly written movie
Where do you see support? All I see are complaints
>>63773595
>and her hometown sure as fuck doesn't get destroyed
dude what the fuck are you even defending when you clearly haven't seen the movie?
The movie is contrived garbage. It is what it is. You have literally nothing invested.
>>63773733
HAHAHA you're such a sad cunt, you WANT to dislike the movie so you dislike the movie
>>63773697
She decides to help and just ends up getting dragged into it.
>>63771495
Blinded by hype they are.
All of them plebs.
>>63773697
Wasnt it pretty clear from the 20 minutes or so we see her getting junk from the desert for food?
She is literally, not even memeing, literally Luke in ANH.
Wants more and is craving for an oppotunity to get out of her world and become something else, a pilot maybe, but its, at the same time, tied to the promise of ther supposed parents coming back.
>>63773697
>>63773733
She repeatedly says all she wants to do is go back to Jakku, but things keep getting in her way, having to leave because the First Order attack not only on Jakku but on getting taken away by Ren aswell
>>63771495
Go to bed, Un Farto
>>63773778
Can you name one redeeming factor? You only have to name one
You can't
>>63773821
Fuck off Abrams, your movie isn't going to win any Oscars and the RT rating is still in freefall
>>63771495
Shills, Disney's hired PR firms or their interns.
>>63772811
this response is exactly what the hype having not worn off entails.
the natural way to watch a film is to hope for consistent suspension of disbelief. this is definitely a film that gets worse the more you think about it.
>>63772933
>
Halfway through the movie that was exactly what i was thinking.
>>63773857
It was an enjoyable movie with good action scenes and some good throwbacks and anyone that isn't a jaded cunt just disliking things for no reason can see it.
>>63773857
>hey its harrison ford
>hes acting decently
>OOGLE BOOGLE SPACE SQUID CGI MONSTERS
JUST
U
S
T
It's still a fucking great movie.
>>63771495
>literally every thread saying its shit
you see a stupid cunt reddit
honestly the cheesy one liners took it out of me why did they have to add that shit and they all were from the ape character
>>63773918
>good action scenes
You mean the absolutely retarded movement from set piece to set piece to set piece?
Yeah that was so inspired and original.
They weren't even 'good action scenes' there was a hundred million fucking jump cuts.
The only good action scene in the entire movie was the long shot of Finn watching Po shoot down the TIE fighters.
>>63773918
>It was an enjoyable movie
No. All I could concentrate on was the shit writing and acting
>with good action scenes
Wrong. Even the prequels were better, the choreography was wooden and stiff and they CG'd everything
>and some good throwbacks
"Hey, let's throw this woman into a garbage disposal and crush her! CUZ FIRST MOVIE LOL XD"
>And anyone that isn't a jaded cunt
Just because some of us have better standards doesn't mean you have to shit all over this board
>>63773940
Harrison Ford didn't even want to be in that movie. I can see why
>>63774044
>>63774063
Why do you people even watch movies? It really must be a sad existence, spending your life shitting on things that your autism doesn't allow you to enjoy
>>63774122
>I don't have anything to refute them with! B-Better call him autistic!
Eat shit and die
>better make the bad guys look like nazis so people know they're bad
CASH
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>>63774178
I refuted you by saying that while you didn't enjoy the parts you specified I still enjoyed them, get your head out of your ass and learn to interpret better you autistic fuck
>>63773907
same here, i could have stayed home and rewatch the original.
It's so artificial too.
You are watching Star Wars Product. It has been crafted to cater to as many audiences as possible. Look, everything from Star Wars is there so it must be Star Wars.
It tries to be A New Hope but it's no better than the prequels.
>>63774222
And I told you why you were wrong, but you're too retarded to listen to reason and watch a better movie
If you really enjoyed this movie, you might as well kill yourself. Or get a lobotomy, because shit taste this bad is going to get you mocked for the rest of your time here
>>63773905
How is thinking a film is going to be shit following the hype?
It was alright. Not horrible, but not great.
But god damn, why did they have so many call backs to the original?
Every 10 fucking minutes there was an older character or theme re-introduced.
I can understand Han/Leia/Chewie in the story.
But what was the need for C-3P0 and R2 to be involved?
It just felt cheap having that many returning characters from the OT.
Also is Rey Leia's daughter or Luke's?
I thought the galactic autists weren't allowed to have feelings or children? How did Luke manage to have a kid?
>>63774331
the fact that there will be 9, fucking NINE, movies just makes it worse. imagine they made 9 die hards.
>>63774389
probably leia's daughter because if there was any woman luke would bang we would already know about her from the OT
it's set up to be her on the light side vs her dark side brother
Went in thinking Boyega would just be there for >muh racial equality
He actually turned into a pretty decent character.
Him and Poe were the best characters in the movie.
Rey was by far the worst.
>>63774122
>I have to like every single movie I see because some retard on /tv/ said so
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>63774389
rey is the incestious love child of luke and leia. that's why she is so "strong".
>>63774475
>pretty decent character
did we watch the same film?
the nigga was dumb as fuck
So, was Kylo Ren Darth Caedus?
>>63774334
I'm wrong because I enjoyed a movie that you did not? Taste is subjective nigger, how about I don't kill myself and have a pretty good life because I can leave a movie happy instead of leaving a movie contemplating how i'm going to shit up an internet message board
>>63774122
Why are you trying to feel good about yourself because they didn't like the movie? That doesn't even make any sense.
i can't wait for the next trilogy 10 years from now with a mulatto boy/girl as the hero and a transgender sidekick
wew lads
>>63774271
At least the visuals were neat. I saw it on an IMAX 3D so it was a lot of fun in that respect.
But they could have had more imagination when writing the script.
>>63774525
>people literally aren't allowed to dislike movies and say why
wow what the fuck am I reading
>>63774574
>The visuals were neat
They gave me a headache. Even the special edition stuff looked better
Fuck off and die
>>63774571
slippery slope, a nigger on the big box?! what's next? something else that frightens me?!1!
>>63774684
Take some tylenol and try again.
>>63774525
Imagine being this fucking cringy holy shit
>>63774507
At least he had flaws and a character arc.
I found him much more likeable than most others.
>>63773447
IV was liberal propaganda
sorry bruv
>>63774847
true the girl had no flaws at all
>>63774847
>Implying a nigger can be a relatable character
They don't operate on the same level as normal people
>people keep saying its good or great
>never actually talk about anything fun, interesting or awesome in it
Yeh its shit.
>>63771495
I think the yin-yang brother/sister thing is pretty new
There's not really a character like Finn in the old ones
they played up in-fighting among competing factions of bad guys more, which is pretty interesting. that's also a plot line that will stretch through the next movie at least
I like the idea of a villain who is powerful yet flawed and struggling with his own demons.
>>63775777
>777
star wars SEVEN confirmed for a timeless work of cinema art
>>63775777
This movie must be shit. Why is Star wars even still a thing other than muh nostalgia
>>63771495
I don't get why they turned it into SJW Awakens. I don't give a shit but it's pretty shallow.
>>63774897
It was old liberal propganda, not the new kind who are pretty much psychos.
>>63773118
This, to be honest family.
>>63772933
quick question, who's finn in a new hope?
princess leia? Han?
rey = luke
han = obi-wan
kylo=vader
bb8=r2d2
finn = ??? (han/leia?)
Keep Calm and Poe Dameron
>>63771495
GTFO nerd.
>>63773750
Whenever anyone's offered legitamite criticsm of the movie in the last 3 days, fanboys have interjected to call them faggots, contrarians, virgins ect. The problem being that Anons that liked it haven't explained why they liked it.
>>63776050
like any blockbuster, its intended to make shitloads of money, at which it is going to be staggeringly successful
probably engross a generation of children
>>63776352
there's no finn. genuinely the closest thing is lando in rotj, even that's a stretch.
>>63776543
does poe even do shit?
>>63771495
Either peer pressure from social media wankery or just plain old astroturfing from disney.
Most of those posts smell like marketing and they don't even follow 4chan etiquette.
We need some heavy gorespam or something to cleanse out the normies and marketers
>>63773918
M8, even reddit is divided on this movie. Even some of those plebs can see through this uninspired piece of shit.
>People like something you don't like
>Don't worry, they'll come around some day
Holy shit you fucking losers are sickening. Why the fuck do you even care so much?!?! Let people enjoy the things they want, you little cry baby cunts.
>>63771495
>I refused to allow myself to have fun and you should be ashamed of yourself for not doing the same
Fixed that for you, senpai.
>>63776898
Dry your eyes, faggot.
>>63776898
>>63776927
Explain what was good about it please.
>>63776855
he's the bestest pilot in all galaxies
>>63776927
Why was the movie good?
>>63776352
Rey is Luke and Han is Obi-wan but that stops right there.
Kylo is still a little faggoty teenager where Vader is a grown man.
BB8 has the same role as R2 yes, but after the resistance has the piece he's pretty much out of the plot and rides around with Poe.
Finn and Poe are totally their own characters. Poe has some parallels to Wedge Antillies, but he's more than just a pilot and still the GOAT pilot.
So what's the official /tv/ ranking for all the episodes including the newest one?
>>63776880
Go back to /b/
>>63771495
What elements of 5 were in the movie? It seemed like a carbon copy of 4 to me.
>all these people saying the movie was good without being able to say why
Idiots who are easily swayed by social media and advertising.
>>63778445
The best disappointing movie ever.
>>63773118
The liberal Redditcücks will disagree but you're 100% correct.
>>63776352
C-3PO
>>63771495
All those bloggers in RT that got gifts and free invitations from Disney say it's a masterpiece.
You have to be some contrarian edjy neckbeard to think ity's not the best movie ever.
Give your money to Disney.
>>63778445
It's amazing.
>the movie was great, you're all just jaded
>why is the movie great anon?
>f-fuck off contrarian
