http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/17/star-wars-force-awakens-wedding
>Ritter and Porters are getting married in line on Thursday afternoon, having flown in from Australia for the occasion. The long-engaged couple were already planning to travel to Los Angeles for the premiere, and when they heard that the Chinese Theatre was considering hosting a Star Wars-themed wedding, they immediately signed on. Besides, they always knew their wedding would be Star Wars-themed anyway. “We’d never actually considered that was possible,” Ritter tells EW about the Chinese Theatre’s proposal. “We didn’t think it would ever happen, so we decided to take the chance and do it.”
>The groom works as a rural firefighter and had never seen a Star Wars movie until he met his fiancée. “He was sort of being dragged into this life with me,” says Ritter. “I’ve taken him to a couple of conventions, and he’s watched the movies, and then he became a fan of Clone Wars and it sort of spiraled from that.”
>>63766134
>dyed hair
Shes going to be fucking black dudes 1 or 2 years into the relationship if not sooner.
Feel bad for the guy.
>>63766134
>dyed hair
everything seems to be in order here
>>63766134
>getting pre-JUSTed by star wars
th-thanks JJ
>>63766134
>Australia
of course
>Unnatural hair color
I hope he's a well cultured nice guy, he's going to have a hard time keeping Jamal and Abdul jr happy.
>>63766134
EW, that's Luke and Rey at the top of the cake for the Bride and Groom. They're father and daughter! INCEST, GROSS.
>>63766166
>>63766194
>>63766203
What is this meme?
>>63766212
>Low test with dyed hair oneitis detected
ATTENTION
W H O R I N Galso she's gonna be a coalburner, enjoy your darkie kid
>>63766237
Why are you responding with more memes?
>>63766134
My brother is engaged to a purple hair/tat having (all over)/nose piercing girl. He didn't even give a shit about Star Wars. Today, walked downstairs here his car leave and ask my parents where he went. They said to see the new Star Wars and apparently he was dressed as Hans Solo. My brother is now JUST tier.
>>63766261
Why do you love a whore?
>>63766212
>>63766262
hear*
>>63766261
Girls that dye her hair are literally cancerous.
Find out for yourself and dont fall for le dyed hair nerdy XD girl.
>>63766237
oneitis is the girl (or boy (gey)) you have a crush on
>>63766283
I was asking a question about what this dyed hair meme is.
>>63766292
OK now I understand, it's a /v/ meme.
>>63766311
>Find out for yourself
Y-you too.
>>63766134
>dyed hair
He is fucked.
>>63766328
You're such a nice guy defending ladies :3
>>63766134
guy looks like he has down syndrome
she looks like a halloween mask
>>63766311
>Girls that dye her hair are literally cancerous.
Dodger is 10/10 wife tier though.
![BavarianTroopers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HeulpMF.jpg "BavarianTroopers[1].jpg")
>>63766262
>Hans Solo
Quality cake by BASKIN-ROBBINS:
The entire wedding will be filled with details from a galaxy far, far away, with hundreds of fans expected to attend in costume. Dunkin Donuts celebrated the day by giving fans coffee and donuts in the morning, and Baskin-Robbins is providing a custom Star Wars-themed wedding cake. Darth Vader will walk the bride down the aisle to “The Imperial March,” and although Ritter will wear a classic white dress, her mother handmade a fur wrap for the occasion, which the bride then decked out in crystal X-wing fighters.
>>63766383
>dooming your sons to be manlets
Don't call it a grave anon.
>>63766134
> a spiritual union between two people who have made a vow unto to god love one another, turned into a charade
protestants are heretics
>>63766348
I was only asking about the memetic origin.
>>63766355
still doing more with their lives than you anon.
>>63766328
>meme
It's a well documented pattern of behaviour, like horn rimmed glasses and checked flannel shirts.
>>63766463
Why is 4chan full to the brim with high school drop outs? That's not how genetics work, my cousin is 6'2 despite his dad being a manlet (5'5) who snagged a girl even shorter than him.
>>63766292
I'd say it's Mullerian.
>>63766134
Why are Aussies so damn ugly? I get it that they're Brits outcasts, but yeesh.
How long til she tries the bbc and it all ends?
>>63766583
They shitpost on 4chan so much that they start making goofy reaction faces IRL, fucks their whole facial structure up
>/tv/ hates dyed hair on girls
>>63766555
>Müllerian mimicry is a natural phenomenon in which two or more distasteful species, that may or may not be closely related and share one or more common predators, have come to mimic each other's warning signals.
Nailed it.
>>63766643
>That hair
>That tat
>That poor as fuck room
Red flags everywhere
>>63766643
>le ">girls" and le ">her" meme
>>63766543
Hello Reddit!
>>63766643
Has Rose posted anything new :3
>>63766680
Nigger
why did they fly to LA when the flick was already out in oz two days prior? LOL
>>63766711
>Leg made out of chair
kek
>>63766724
It's almost like she cared more about the attention
>>63766711
>anything new
nothing, she's left without a trace
>>63766643
But anon, listen, thats no girl! XDXDXD
No, but really, fuck off, stop posting feminine looking faggots.
>>63766643
>/tv/ is one person
I don't hate dyed hair itself (although it's never as appealing as the natural colour). I just recognise the uniform of the SocJus cultist and give it a wide berth.
>>63766262
My brother is kinda the same deal, but I don't give a shit.
>>63766680
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>>63766787
but she's a girl who's quite skinny and adrogynous from somerset
>>63766767
:(
>>63766894
don't worry, she's probably working somewhere in london with her physics degree, may have gone back to do her master's
What does dyed hair have to do with interracial coupling? Can someone explain the relationship?
>>63766844
I like this meme anon.
Its a good one.
>>63766935
I thought she did her Masters
>>63767005
no one knows, she only got her bachelor's in 2012
Oh, I see. You can't answer direct questions, you can only imply things.
FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>>63767048
Isn't she like 26 years old now?
>>63767106
29, her birthday is 5th of April, 1986
Born in Taunton, Somerset
>>63766974
It's more that if a girl had dyed hair of a ridiculous colour, she is most likely a non-traditional, 'progressive', degenerate harpie. Being BLACKED only comes along with the parcel.
>>63767162
Yeah, that's why I thought she was getting her Masters
>>63766974
Memes
>>63767195
like i said, she stopped communicating with her fans after she left so no one will know until someone hires a private detective or slyly manage to ask her relatives
someone already tried to send her a book called "godel, escher and bach" but it ended up at her parents' place
>>63766134
>green dyed hair
KEKED WITHIN TWO WEEKS GUARANTEED
HOW DON'T THESE PEOPLE KNOW THE BASIC RED FLAGS BY NOW?
>>63767196
what the fuck is she double pregnant on the chest?
>>63766974
They daren't turn down black men for fear of being labeled racist.
OR
Ultra-liberal males let black men fuck their girlfriend for fear of being labeled racist (see: C*ckold meme)
>>63767196
God, why does this exist?
>>63767196
seriously who is this fucking cum slut?
I walked past this earlier today. They were handing out free ice cream, and someone with an Australian accent explained the marriage. Must have been a friend of the bride and groom
>>63767342
>crying about goobergate again, nerds? i don't even follow that pathetic internet drama, why can't you just leave women alone? it's misogyny and harassment is what it is. what's that my green-haired angel? going out with kemal and dj bambaata again? okay dear, you have fun, i'll be working late tonight anyway...
>>63766134
what is she like pushing 40 and he's a downie?
they're going to have some seriously defective children baka desu senpai
>>63767636
>they're going to have some seriously people of color children
fixed
