Luke looked as though he'd been crying for the past decade
>>63759478
Luke looks as though he's my gay uncle Joe who is stuck in the 70s.
>>63759478
Is he really just wearing a white version of his ROTJ outfit?
JJ's Luke is a pussy anyway. He isn't the hero from my childhood. He's a faggot who runaway when life hit him hard
>sees the future
>sees Han in pain in ESB
>goes to help him
is Luke a dick now?
>I AM NO MAN
He's just confused that MaRey Sue somehow has his lightsaber that fell out of cloud city after his arm got chopped off.
If he was gone for that long how are his hair and beard that short? Did he bring a shaving droid with him? Did he trim them with his lightsaber? Oh right, he didn't have his lightsaber. If he was in exile meditating did he stop to grab beard trimmers and give himself an edge up every couple weeks?
>>63759868
That vision was planted by Vader though
Also I like to think Luke is now so powerful that he's become a bit like Dr. Manhattan.
>I am tired of the Republic, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
anybody got the vid
>>63759970
>Oh right, he didn't have his lightsaber
You're a dummy.
>>63759970
>Oh right, he didn't have his lightsaber.
He still has his green lightsaber, you poophead
>>63759787
This. It's not a canon Luke, real Luke would never run away from trouble.
>>63759996
>>63760014
GREEN LIGHTSABERS CAN'T CUT HAIR YOU DINGUSES
>>63759970
He should still have the green saber. I don't see anybody talking about this but the blue one is his original one that he lost in Empire Strikes Back.
>tfw it's actually Luuke
Why does he give a fuck about his blue lightsaber when he has a green one still? I don't understand how returning his lightsaber is so important to the story, it's not like he needed it.
>daily reminder IRL Mark Hamill has been stranded on that island since they filmed episode VI
>>63760040
Wow, why are you so racist, you big doodoobrain?
this fucking movie...
I waited all these years and the fucker doesn't say anything at the end of the movie...
This scene was very emotional. To those going "why he run away?" Look at Obi Wan, Yoda. Both went into exile. He didn't run away cause he is a faggot, he ran away to plan.
>>63760040
It's true. Green lightsabers can't melt hair beams.
>>63760055
>I don't understand how returning his lightsaber is so important to the story
It's not anymore, it was only a macguffin in the leaks. Now they just find it along the way.
>>63760055
>I don't understand how returning his lightsaber is so important to the story, it's not like he needed it.
Because the leaks were wrong. The lightsaber is just incidental, the main focus is tracking him down.
>>63760097W-was getting caught part of his plan?
>>63760055
The thing went missing on Bespin and it's his father's, it's just a surprise to see it is all m8
>>63760055
>he takes the lightsaber and the next two movies are him rekking niggas with his mad dual-weilding skills
>>63759787
Yoda and Obi-Wan both ran away when things went to shit. Luke is just following in his shitty mentors's footsteps.
>taking the prequels seriously
the ot is the only real canon
sorry to break it to you, buds
>>63760083
better than "muh baby gril"
>>63759787
He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day
and Solo...i knew it had to happen but...i wanted to happen peacefully... i'm really heart broken
>>63760138
I mean the odds were supposedly against them, but if you think about it, just Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie and the robots were enough to get the job done. They could reach out to the rebels too, but they didn't. You know what? You're right. Fuck Obi and Yoda.
>tfw you realise Luke felt comfortable going into hiding because he knew how much of a pussy faggot Kylo is
If I had to hide my daughter on a desert shithole for her own protection, knowing what it's like to be stuck in a desert shithole, I'd do a fair amount of crying too.
>>63760195
Explain the Sith and Clones references. Explain the bits of Prequel music cues used in the movie.
>>63759478
>Rey hands him his light saber
>"Oh, thanks"
>...
>"Go away"
>>63759996
I thought he threw his green lightsaber away at the end of ROTJ
>>63760195
Epic meme, yo
>>63759478
Maybe he has.
>>63760195
Gas this meme, immediately.
isn't there a grave or some shit right there? maybe he got sad about Han
>>63760127
>Form VI will be redeemed by none other than the son of the chosen one
pottery
>>63760195
Sure, retard.
>>63761868
>yfw that's the grave of Mara Jade
>>63759787
Luke didn't run away, he went to a Jedi Temple to learn, train. Did you even watch this,?
>>63761942
O MAA GAWWD!
>>63759787
>implying he didn't run away because he was too pissed off to function properly, and would have fallen when he inevitably obliterated Snoke.
>Kylo destroys Luke's temple
>Rey is one the students
>Snoke tells him to kill her but he can't do it
>wipes her memory and sends her to Jakku instead
>Luke has thought that she's been dead this entire time
calling it
>>63759977
Wait he actually spoke? Was the pastebin wrong?
>>63760051
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's Luuuke.
>>63762145
Luke doesn't speak in the movie.
>>63759478
>Finn just happens to be a rouge Stormtrooper and helps escape Tom Cruise Junior
>They just happend to land close to Rey
>They need to escape
>Oh look the Milenium Falcon
>Oh look Han was also tracking the Falcon in the exact fucking HOUR as they escape (After who knows how many years)
>They Just happen to find Luke lightsaber
>Tom Cruise Junior somehow find its way to the Rebel Base somehow, without a ship
>The Death Planet had the same mistakes as Death Star II
>R2D2 just happens to be activated for no reason.
What the hell
>>63762180
nah, it's clearly Bigger Luke
>>63762190
>pastebin was right
OK now I'm completely convinced. RT is 100% full of shit.
>>63762241
It was the force duhhhhh
>>63762241
Can someone address this?
>>63760055
It's like someone giving you a necklace you lost years ago. It's got no impact on story but it's sentimental.
>>63762272
I have seen hell it is that entire site
>>63762122
She will be Luke's daughter
>>63759478
he looks like alan watts
>>63762241
Luke activates artoo, this isn't stated but you can interpret from what happens.
>>63762122
>Memory wiped
Re(y)van confirmed
>>63760055
Did you see the green saber?
>>63762241
That how JJ rolls man, inexplicable coincidence is the true hero! See, Star Trek 09, he does the same lame shit there.
So which movie do you guys think he will die in? VIII or IX?
>>63762421
It will be mentioned in the opening crawl that Luke was killed just before Episode VIII starts.
>>63762421
episode IX, where he tells Rey to pass on what she has learned
Any Ewok action?
>>63762474
it's like something
what's the word i'm looking for /tv/?
>>63762145
That's a modified quote from Watchmen, dingus
>>63762241
The Millenium Falcon was just sitting on Jakku for 30 years??? Is it ever explained in the movie why Han lost track of a ship that was one of the most important things in his life during the OT??
>>63759478
Who didn't look like they were about to cry in the movie.. every scene everyone had wet eyes.. Even General Huxitler while giving his speech.
>>63762530
I wouldn't have put it past JJ
>>63759787
>implying Luke wasn't the one who went insane and killed everyone while wearing the mask Kylo puts on later.
>>63762536
Yes, it was stolen, then stolen from the thief, then stolen and stolen again by Rey's slave master. Han has been tracking it since.
>>63762536
It was stolen from him by some guys and some other guys stole it from them. He says he's been looking for it for a long time and was surprised to hear it was on Jakku.
>>63762459
lmao
>>63760195
>>63762180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyreW6l9PLY
Vader calls him Luuuke, you are right.
>>63760195
http://youtu.be/vk61C6i50DM
>>63762566
>general hux scene
>>63762031
but he abandoned his own daughter..
>>63759787
>He's a faggot who runaway when life hit him hard
But he didn't. He felt the darkside taking over him because he got pissed and wanted revenge on Kyle, so he went to an old Jedi Temple to meditate and cleanse himself.
>>63762241
>>R2D2 just happens to be activated for no reason.
Luke activates him through the force after feeling Han's death.
>>63759478
>Jedi Robes
>Not the badass black suit
>Coward in hiding
JJ is a faggot cuckold
>>63763253
absolutely ruined the returning casts characters. what a joke. this movie is not canon
>>63763180
literally fAn4stic tier storyline Jesus Christ
