Why is this allowed?
>>63743525
Jews
This is literally JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for kids.
>>63743525
Jews
So the new "official" ranking is 5>4>6>7>3>2>1 ?
>no-one really cares that Han dies, only Chewbacca (!) really emotes, Leia doesn't even cry
>Kylo's motivation makes no real sense, seems to hate his parents for no real reason apart from edgelord
>new empire has 90% of Luke's travel but doesnt just search the one section of map they don't have
>starkiller doesnt really do anything that a Death Star can't, and it takes an entire sun to power it
>blow up Coruscant for some reason
>everyone leaves their enemies alone for no reason (everyone to Kylo, Kylo to Finn, then Rey to Kylo again)
>everyone apart from the bad guys do literally nothing for 3 decades
>Poe and Finn crash, Poe is presumed dead and then magically appears with no explanation
>R2 reawakens with no explanation
>Anakin's/Luke's lightsabre magically appears with no explanation
>General Hux (?) is some terrible fucking casting, almost as bad as Kylo
>Why does Kylo wear the mask?
>Kylo being Han and Leia's son is revealed rather mundanely
>no real light sabre duels, cutaway during at least one of them
>strange editing and pacing in general
>millenium falcon can enter star killer via warp drive, disables the shield so everyone else can get through, despite entry being possible anyway
>Kylo is particularly difficult to understand, most people speak quite muffled
>terrible attempts at humour, though delivery was good
>pretty bad acting from most involved
>Luke doesn't even speak, just gaped at Rey like she was naked
>good guys avoid fire by just running/flying in a straight lineI liked it.
>>63743525
>>63743594
>le prequels are le bad xD
>>63743594
4>5>6>3>1>2>glib facsimile>7
>>63743617
Ive seen worse but they are certainly worse than originals.
>>63743594
4>5>6>3>7>1>2
>>63743594
No. It's more like 5/4/6/3/7/2/1. At least the duel of fates and the opening fleet battles were decent in number 3.
>>63743594
7>6>5>4>3>2>1
really weird how it worked out that way.
>>63743690
>>63743691
glad I didnt get too hyped then
>>63743525
Because Star Wars fans wouldn't shut up about how terrible the prequels were and how great the OT was, so Disney figured they'd just give them the OT again.
>>63743525
Just saw this for the first time and fucking hated it.
I was visibly shaking by the last 20 minutes of the film, muttering "this is reddit, this is memes, this is videogames, this is memes" under my breath.
>>63743788
jesus christ the autism of this board is painful
>>63743857
>not recognizing ancient pasta
Sure is newfaggy in here.
To be fair Luke only cared because so much because Yoda was the only thing alive that had information on the Jedi and his father.
Not that it even matters because force ghosts. I won't be surprised if Han Solo appears as a force ghost for no real reason what-so-ever.
Every time I read it
>glib facsimile
5>4>6>3>7>1>2
you can enjoy the prequels purely for how shit they are
7 was just forgettable. star wars characters are meant to be 1 dimensional and cheesy, it's supposed to unfold like a mythological tale.touch lightsaber, run into the fucking forest for no reasonwhat the fuck was with R2?it was ok until kylo took the mask off
>>63743594
5>4>6>7>3>1>2 is the only correct order
>>63743594
no, it's 5>7>4>6>>>>>3>1>2
you know it to be true
>>63743607
>no real light sabre duels,
This is a good thing. Fuck fanboys and fuck all that gay PYWW BRR BZZ choreography shit.
I can't wait for this guy's review.
>>63743607
>i still like it
this is why we can't have nice things
>glib facsimile
Is this the birth of an epic new meme
>>63744645
Think about what you just posted and how sad your life must be to have come to this point.
>>63743728
Agree. This movie was not amazing, but people who say the original trilogy was better probably haven't watched it in years.
>>63743607
half these points are retarded holy shit is this the average /tv/ wannabe-critic poster?
>>63744779
the OT were good, cheesy adventure films. not brilliant but definitely watchable.
episode vii isnt bad, but its utterly forgettable.
Because everyone hates the prequels, so they were afraid of a backlash by trying something different.
>>63744991
which is were they fucked up
the prequels were garbo, but they did some things well
Because star wars fans are low IQ apes
>>63744966
This movie was unwatchable? Please, the acting wasn't perfect, but the movie was pretty fucking good. Fun characters, amazing visual/sound effects, powerful scenes. Yes, it was A New Hope v2, but I liked this version a lot better than the original desu. Characters in the OT were:
>Han: He's arrogant and a chick magnet
>Leia:She's stubborn and hates Han but is attracted to him because he's a chick magnet
>Luke: Just a guy who found himself a central part in an interplanetary war between good an evil. Barely more complex than Marty McFly.
It was shit. At least we got some more complex characters in the new one.
>>63745108
Okay, bro.
>>63743525
How does le "Let it in / YOUR EYES" alien play into this?
>>63745108
the OT unfolded like mythological tales. they had 1 dimensional characters in a simple "good vs. evil" opera. the films were designed to be digestible, and were more about the world they were set in.
luke was meant to be your regular, nondescript hero because they were just simple fucking adventure films that kids could insert themselves into.
attempts to make complex star wars characters leaves you with edgelords like kylo. star wars isnt meant to be a fucking character study.
>>63745403
>implying luke going and saving le manly princess isnt supposed to be edgy bullshit.
>>63743607
>warp drive
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
