Quick! These guys are going to kick your ass but one of them will defend you. Who do you pick?
>>63731243
urkel. He has loads of inventions
Yeah. Does Urkel get to bring his Urkel-bot or turn into Stephan Urkél?
Bud. Bundy's were brawlers.
>>63731243
Has anyone seen Urkel recently? He's fucking HUGE. He could pick one white guy up and use him as a club to kill the other two.
Screech has a big dick
Urkel has different, more powerful forms like a Dragon Ball Z character. He can transform into Stephan Urquel and smooth talk your bullies down. On the other hand Dustin Diamond is jacked irl, and also probably so suicidal that he doesn't give a shit about his own life and will willingly step in front of a bullet, not even to defend you, just to put himself out of his misery.
I've seen Screech box so he's out
No Urkel because the rest would just kick him in the shins and drop him instantly because that's how you take those people down quick.
Don't know the nerd in the glasses
Bud Bundy is my champion and then we become bros and do shots. I pass out at his house and sneak into Kelly's bedroom and hope she doesn't sleep with an anti-rape barbed vaginal condom
>>63731243
Urkel had the heart of a warrior OP.
Bud because if even if urkel turns into Bruce negro, bud will turn into grandmaster b and then it is OVER
>>63732637
>>63732569
>>63732209
>>63732096
>>63731966
