Hope you faggots liked your remake of A New Hope
>tfw they destroyed the EU and replaced it with this shitty rehash
>>63726819
GEORGE COME BACK
>>63726819
WE'RE SORRY GEORGE
>>63726668
so has JJ transcended Lucas in Pottery? I mean the entire film was made of pottery
George won, in the end
>>63726819
>tfw they destroyed the EU
nothing of value was lost
>>63726819
>>63726839
>>63726877
>>63726903
Yeah lets get him back to make more fucking JarJar's
>>63727058
Go to bed, JJ
>>63727122
Cry more Georgy. Only faggots like you.
>>63726819
>Shitty fanfiction replaced with shitty rehash
I... I don't know what's any different.
>>63727058
this
we need more material so the people we parrot can tell us how to feel about it
>>63726819
They didn't do shit because it's not canon. This is just JJ's fanfiction.
>>63727155
Creative risky film > stale safe film
>>63727186
>not liking thrawn
Fuck off kike
>>63726839
>>63726877
>>63726903
You have allowed this JJ Abrams to twist your mind, until now...until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
>>63727058
JarJar Abrams has already directed a movie, so it's not much of a difference.
>>63727253
kek. Why go to the premiere if you don't want attention?
>>63726915
501st/Vaders Fist was cool tho
>>63727323
To shitpost on /tv/ after.
>>63727214
This is why the prequels will be better than the sequels. They had artistic integrity, originality, and most importantly - heart. As you watch the prequels, you can feel George's heart run through them, and that is a sign of the best art, no matter the quality. In this rehash flick, you just feel a boardroom looking for money. Say what you want about the prequels, but they had the heart and soul of Lucas in them, and for that alone (ie having the heart and soul of the artist in them) they will be seen to be better than JJ's fanflicks.
It was okay.
>>63726819
TFA proves karma exists we ridicule and humiliate the very man who gave us star wars to begin with
he sells it because he loves star wars so much he knew whatever else he did with it everyone would hate it
and this is what we get in return as karma a shitty remake rehash that's worse than the original with terrible acting and forced liberal propaganda
sorry george i dont deserve your forgiveness
>>63726668
/tv/ is a bunch of contrarian fags
>>63727363
Well said
>>63727323
he knew a sequel was doomed to fail, this is why he sold the franchise, he just showed up to see the fire rise with his own eyes
>>63727418
No, I wanted to like it, but it left me feeling bored. It was in no way atrocious, it was just completely devoid of the sense of wonder that made the first films iconic.
>>63727363
This
>>63726668
Considering it's better, yeah. I did
With a franchise like Star Wars, anything you do with it nowadays, considering its legacy, is gonna be risky considering how borderline insane some of the fans are. The way I see it is, this film is JJ trying to draw parallel to the original to play it safe, then offer a bit of change every now and then to see how the fans respond to those specific changes. I bet money that the next film will be a lot more different. I think JJ is just afraid of becoming perceived as how George is for the prequels.
>>63727418
i guarantee that's a fanboy who hasn't seen the movie yet
>>63727363
>>63727425
Same fag, literally wrong.
>>63727395
>Forced liberal propoganda
Hahahaha what?
>>63727511
>MUH OT!
>>63726819
if dubs george comes back
>>63727556
Wow.
Spotted the blue pill normie. Someone enlighten this poor soul
>>63727556
Go back to facebook
>>63727058
JarJar is memorable, nobody will be talking about TFA in 20 years.
>>63727556
sup reddit
Was the interracial romance confirmed?
>>63727673
more like in 20 days
>>63727673
Remembering Star Wars the Force Awakens in 10 years will be like remembering the first Hobbit film, which I can't even remember the title name by the way. Just sooooo fucking bland and unmemorable.
So was the interracial romance confirmed?
Kikes gonna kike
And jj is a kike
>>63727824
The Hobbit: The Journey of the 3D adventure of the 60 fps something sperglord of mordor
>>63727363
This. I honestly think he really wanted to tell these stories. Money wasn't his primary concern like most of the prequels haters think.
TFA just feels like a quick cash grab.
>>63727363
still that doesn't change the fact that other than the exciting set pieces and visual, the dialogue, the character and the story was horribly written. Lucas maybe a visionary and full of great ideas but he just can't transform it into a decent script. So i'm in between of okay and sad when i heard they turned down his idea for episode 7
>>63726819
Would you rather half child stripper Leia?
>>63727253
>thanks JJ for literally raping my child
>>63726819
i still can't believe all the EU stuff is dead all those years of content gone and replaced and for what?
i had some faith in this comeback just so we could see some more star wars but i was naive and in reality we got this shitty remake for a quick buck
i guarantee if people weren't so harsh on george and didn't exaggerate how bad the prequels were he would have never sold to disney
at least george had some integrity and respect for the franchise he could have easily milked this series with meaningless flicks every year for easy money but he didn't
meanwhile hope you guys a prepared for a few star wars flicks milked every year until the series is dead and worthless
fuck this shit
>>63728168
george deserved every criticism he got and so does JJ
>>63727323
probably under contract
>>63727363
Wow... I really had to sit here for the moment and let the thought sink in...
This is the most deluded statement I have ever read about Star Wars. What soul is there in the prequels?! Surely it wasn't in the acting performances, the dialogue, and certainly not in the film crew. I'd give ILM a pass, but the prequels will be looking dated soon.
>>63727749Finn is a clone who has been a Stormtrooper is whole life. Rey is the first girl he ever sees. It's obvious that he has a crush on Rey. Finn plays the buffoonish innocent trope and tries to hold her hand all the time, etc etc. At the end, when Finn is knocked out, Rey kisses his head.
>>63728373
What about the silver storm trooper, played by Gwendoline Christie?
>>63728036
The Prequels weren't very well put together, so what? I'm not talking about quality, because oftentimes the vision, originality, and heart can transcend technical proficiency. I'm talking about film-making as an art form. And I'm just saying that George'sarguably misguidedpoeticism in the Prequels will be seen to be better than Abrams' uncreative soulless cashgrab flick.
>>63728299
The heart and soul of George Lucas, and how his artistic vision emenates through the Prequels. That is to what I was referring. By the way, the OT is really dated, but we love it anyway.
>>63728521
she does jack shit and is actually the reason the empire loses
>>63726819
>>63727253
>I have seen a security hologram... of JJ... killing Star Wars
>No! Not JJ! He couldn't..
>He was decieved by a lie... we all were. It appears that Disney is behind everything, including the war! After the death of Marvel, Star Wars became his new apprentice.
>I don't believe you. I can't...
>I'm so sorry.
WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>63728638
I would have expected her to die before lowering the shield, why was the shields t o the whole planet guarded by about 10 people anyway with no reinforcements.
>>63727058
>retards fuck over the big plan that was ready for jar jar
>the real phantom menace
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!
>>63728679
>Disney is the overlord cuck lord we've been looking for
>>63727395
And yet critics lap this up and act like it's all fine and dandy.
Even if it is karma, people won't realize it because it panders to the fanboys - who were/are always the most vocally critical of these films. As long as they're happy, the films will make money. Its like Twilight and Transformers, except in this case a lot more people are avid Star Wars fans including most film critics.
>>63727749
Rey kisses him on the forehead when he's in a coma. I guarentee they'll get together by Episode 9. Unless they put her with Poe instead.
it wasn't bad i'd give it a 7/10
>>63726819
it's over
>>63729427
>7/10
>not -15/10
>Justifying shitty racemixing promoting fanfiction
>>63726668
Fuck you, you shit eating bastard. You fucking genocide all the pointy-eared people in Star Trek so you can have your OWN ST, then you murder my childhood hero in the most revolting way possible. Fuck you. Die in a plane wreck.
Yeah, I mad. 10/10, would rage again.
>>63727673
This. Lucas made memorable movies. Memorable characters. TFA will be forgotten by this time next year. It wasn't a HOLY SHIT STAR WARS MOVIE. It was just another movie. To top it off. It was a predictable one.> mfw that sand rat nobody beat kylo.
>could've been shadows of the empire
>instead we got An Old Hope
Literally WHY
>>63729773
jar jar is just goofy.
he was trying to make goofy fanfiction.
>>63726668
I really loved your remake. Liked it just as much as the original movie. 9/10.
>>63726668
This is literally JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little children
>>63729848
Lucas gave us Sheev. Nothing JJ did will ever be near Sheev tier
>>63726668
>remake
I didn't see any similarities.
>>63727673
People forgot about The Avengers, so they will forget about this trite
>>63729926
half of lucas characters are memorable becuase they are robots, chewing tobacco, or weird shit in costumes.
hell 3 of the main characters dont even properly talk.
>>63729877
Ok, you made your point get across
>>63727458 It was entertaining, but the whole plot was "and then... and then... and then..." rather than therefore and but, so it made a lot of convenient plot points rather than things happening for reasons.
>>63727832
Its shown that Finn wants to fuck Rey, and Rey has feelings for Finn, but its not a full romantic plot between them yet
>>63728373
Finn is not a clone. He was taken from his parents when a child. It says this in the flick.
>>63728521
A complete waste of fucking time. She did nothing but march around looking shiny.
>>63726668
Didn't see that twist coming
BRAVO JJ
B
R
A
V
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JJ is the Eli Roth of sci-fi flicks. I get not one flicker of emotion from any of the lukewarm diarrhoea he puts out.
>>63730726
fake quotes
try harder racist
>>63730784
>you're a racist! xD
Nice meme
I'm...I'm sorry George
Y'all motherfuckers are gonna have to accept that Finn got friendzoned.
>>63727363
This is the exact opposite of reality.
>>63730784
>one world. one race
>>63730741
I completely agree. I've only seen Super8, and the Star Treks but all of them were mediocre.Super 8 was a rehash of ET.
>>63726668
I liked it well, good remake of A New Hope with added things that lacked episode IV. So yeah, I liked it
>>63727418
couldn't even get past the first sentence
reeks of Reddit-tier fanboy
>>63731065
Shut up, Mike
Also top kek at untrained negro beating a guy that has the force, beat thousands of people and is all around a badass that has no problems beating his dad.......
>>63731185
This. Same for Rey. It would make much more sense if Rey and Finn worked together to narrowly survive the fight with Ren, then Rey would have motivation to train. But no, strong womyn who never held a lightsaber or used force beats a sith lord. Holy shit.
>>63726819
JJ Abrams:
>"I may not have gone far enough in a few places"
>>63731668
I agree with you. But they kinda explained it with "oh noez, shes the chozen 1!!" with the force thingy, and she'll probably turn out to be Luke's (or someone powerful) daughter so I would have been away with her beating him....but..SHE...(and remember..she's the chosen one) couldn't deal with him....but fucking FN-numbers beats this dude casually..WHAT.THE.FUCK. who thought this was a good idea? Come fucking on!!! How did no one think this one through ?
Yours idea is great, they should have went for that.
I loved Poe the most. Best character. They should give him much more spotlight, he's the new han imho.
Finn didn't beat Kylo. What are you talking about?
>>63731668
She also knows how to force command Stormtroopers.
>>63726819
Just look on the bright side, 99% of the EU is exactly where it belongs.
>>63726819
fuck, it hurts. all this time I made threads laughing at eufags...
karma is a bitch
>>63731992
There is nothing in the offical EU that is as bland and unoriginal as TFA. Not even the shitty EA games are that heartless.
>>63727749
they're gonna see how people react and wait till next movie
if people give a shit theyll luke and leah them
>>63726819
George was a good friend
but we weren't good friends to him and he left :(
he was a good friend
>>63727556
feel the bern, cuck
George Lucas like this
>>63726819
george to come back for next film yay or nay?
spread this #NotmyStarWars
#TROOPERSLIVESMATTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JStz7rdSqmY
>>63731758
He had just taken a fucking bowcaster shot to the hip. He was no where near top fighting form.
Him while wounded got beat just about by 2 guys one after the other. I can go with that considering his training wasn't even complete. He's shit, they're shitter.
>>63733021
>he doesn't say its 2015
V > IV > VI > III > VII > I > II
Agreed?
The diversity in this movie man... Holy shit... It's so in your face
>>63733115
that actually seems to be right.
>>63727186
This.
Hell, Star Wars it self is fan fiction and plagiarism of the worst kind.
Fucking old fags love it because bright lights and lasers impressed their tiny retarded child minds.
The PT is mediocre at best, the OT is no better than the PT and this will be more of the same.
Yet these faggots think there are differences between trilogies.
>>63733115
yes quite right family
>>63726668
ILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE, YOU PRETENTIOUS UNTALENTED BITCH, FUCKING DIE YOU RETARDED KUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63733115
V is overrated shit, id put it after VII, but before the first two prequels.
>>63727253
look at J. J. Just look at him
I want to strangle this weasly butt sucking little scumbag cunt to death and desecrate his corpse
fuck jews
>>63733279
here is your (You)
Does chewie die too?
>>63733115
VII is not canon, so it can't be included in this list.
>>63733115
lll > Vl > IV > V > Il > l > Vll
imo
>>63727363
/thread
>>63727253
>JJ weaing a tux
>Lucas wearing his usal plaid shirt and jeans
Truly a man who doesn't give a shit.
I always imagined being like this if I made some huge franchise and there was going to be some big unveiling I would of just come in my sweat pants and black hoodie.
>>63728168
>Then we wait another 30 years and we get episodes 10,11,12
>The cycle repeats and these new films are the prequels and hated as much
>Its like poetry, it must rhyme
>That is the power of starwars
Can we just forget this movie ever happened?
>>63735442
We will in a few weeks.
>>63726668
Why does JJ's nose look like the end of a penis
>>63727556
pls
>>63735502
So he can fuck the fans from both sides
>>63733115
Yes. To be frank, fampai.
>>63726668
I actually really enjoyed it OP, had a great time.
>>63727253
>and a round of applause for the man I copied the entire movie from
>>63726819
we get the world we deserve
>>63733115
spot on but honestly I feel like >>63733388
I mean was it not clearly just JJ's remake of IV? I just can't consider it a real star wars movie, I felt like I watched a really nice fanfic movie but it just didn't feel like I'd seen the 7th star wars movie
>no-one really cares that Han dies, only Chewbacca (!) really emotes, Leia doesn't even cry
>Kylo's motivation makes no real sense, seems to hate his parents for no real reason apart from edgelord
>new empire has 90% of Luke's travel but doesnt just search the one section of map they don't have
>starkiller doesnt really do anything that a Death Star can't, and it takes an entire sun to power it
>blow up Coruscant for some reason
>everyone leaves their enemies alone for no reason (everyone to Kylo, Kylo to Finn, then Rey to Kylo again)
>everyone apart from the bad guys do literally nothing for 3 decades
>Poe and Finn crash, Poe is presumed dead and then magically appears with no explanation
>R2 reawakens with no explanation
>Anakin's/Luke's lightsabre magically appears with no explanation
>General Hux (?) is some terrible fucking casting, almost as bad as Kylo
>Why does Kylo wear the mask?
>Kylo being Han and Leia's son is revealed rather mundanely
>no real light sabre duels, cutaway during at least one of them
>strange editing and pacing in general
>millenium falcon can enter star killer via warp drive, disables the shield so everyone else can get through, despite entry being possible anyway
>Kylo is particularly difficult to understand, most people speak quite muffled
>terrible attempts at humour, though delivery was good
>pretty bad acting from most involved
>Luke doesn't even speak, just gaped at Rey like she was naked
>good guys avoid fire by just running/flying in a straight lineI liked it.
>>63736864
Hux was good though
>>63727824
Ok trying to remember Star Wars movie names by memory.
Star Wars Episode 1: A Phantom Pain
Star Wars Episode 2: Clone Wars
Star Wars Episode 3: .. Clone... Hmm.
Star Wars Episode 4: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars Episode 5: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode 6: A New... Hope?
Hobbit movies:
The Hobbit: Journey There And Back Again
The Hobbit 2: Shadow of Smaug
The Hobbit 3: Le Catapult Coin Man
>>63736880
How? Terrible acting, not convincing as a fascist general. even C3PO would be less out of place.
>>63736950
He was fine. Good acting, fairly convincing as a fascist general. Gave nice speech.
See how easy it is to have a differing opinion?
At the very least the prequels offered endless jokes.
This new movie offers nothing.
People have seen it and there's nothing to talk about. Nothing to speculate about, nothing at all.
Even the main spoiler gets a shrug from everyone.
>>63736992
I respectfully disagree.Can we agree that Veers is GOAT general?
>>63726819
>tfw george left and it's all our fault
>>63728036
It doesn't but the prequels at least had some naive charm to them.
You can tell Lucas is a bit autistic when he wrote them and they get infantile in more than a few places but overall he manages to squeeze in a lot of stuff into each movie that makes you talk about it and speculate and so on..
The new movie basically lacks anything interesting to talk about.
It's kind of like a friend trying to tell you a joke he heard somewhere but he fumbles it up and takes too long and it gets boring and you realize you heard it before but you just let him finish it so you can get it over with.
>>63726839
>>63726877
>>63726903
You could have prevented this anons
>peoples hate boner for this movie is leading to people unironically praising the sequels
What the fuck /tv/
You really want to hate this movie that bad?
>>63737710
>hate the current thing
>once the current thing gets hurt and moves on we unironically want them back
We're literally abusive
>>63737710
You might not have realised this yet, but we're all a bunch of contrarian retards.
>>63727253
kek i love lucas he always has this bored 'i dont care' look on his face
>>63726668
This movie has GURL POWER and diversity. So its okay. Truly this is progressive.
>>63726819
>>63726839
COME BACK GEORGIE PLEASE, SAVE US FROM ETERNAL SHITTY REMAKES
>>63736937
>The Hobbit 3: Le Catapult Coin Man
>>63727363
The prequels could've been incredible if Anakin was played by a better actor. actually, I could've tolerated Jar Jar, but Anakin, the character meant to carry the three films, just sucked. his writing sucked, the actors who played him sucked. And the political plot line just didn't work. I get that Lucas was trying to make a Star Wars for the 21st century but... Yeah, nah. But c'mon, the prequels had so much cool shit as well. the Gungan battle, Darth maul fight, pod racing, arena battle, crash landing a fucking gargantuan star fighter. And they DID have soul, it's too bad that everyone was afraid to tell Lucas if he had a stupid idea.
>>63741266
Can't really do much to change episode 1 Anakin. He's a kid, the actor is a kid. Not much else to say.
>that final helicopter shot
ahahhahahhaha jesus that was ugly
god I hate JJ's meme cinematography
>>63729773
It's true, I'll remember the prequels for the rest of my life and meme about them until the day I die.
This shit, it's not horrible but it's just preprocessed design by executive board fanservice wankery. Completely cynical in design, a glib facsimile created to appeal to the widest audience possible.
Episode I was obnoxious, but aggressively so. II was LITERALLY the worst movie I have EVER seen. III took the EVERY SHOT IS SO DENSE meme to its apex. None of them were good movies but they were breaking ground in how bad they were, they set new industry standards for shoehorning CGI everywhere, they were IMMENSELY consequential films despite being bad!
>>63729877
stop spamming this bad pasta
>>63726668
I FUCKING LIKE IT.
EVERYONE AT MY CINEMA LIKE IT.
/TV/ YOU ARE BUNCH OF NECKBEARD LOSERS THAT LOVE TO HATE ON THINGS. YA'LL MAD IT WASNT AS BAD AS YOU HOPED AND NOW YOU ARE GRASPING AT STRAWS TO FIND FAULT.
>>63741266
Tbh every battle or fanservice stuff in the prequels felt fresh, and those movies had tons of new stuff in them. This trash recycles the same ships, armors and doesnt even explain what actually happend after Episode VI, 30 years inbetween left unexplained (probably to cash in more spinoff films or prequel miniseries).
>>63728066
>implying he didn't rape his own child himself already
Miss me yet?
>>63726839
>>63726877
this is the worst meme, and it's never going to go away
>>63741912
I've seen plenty of better child actors. They seriously had to use the little shit from Jingle All the Way? If they had that much trouble finding a decent actor they could have aged him up a bit.
>>63726903
This is true.
I'm so sorry George. Come back.
