Where were you when TFA was spoiled for you?
>>63724862
shitposting on /tv/. felt indifferent.
Some fag posted a very spoilery pic in a ylyl thread, and I didn't see it coming. Still fucking salty about it
>>63724862
In the cinema, watching it
Here about 45 seconds ago
>>63724862
was watching in theater as it unfolded it felt like I was watching a horrible My dad works at Nintendo movie and was hoping after it ended it would start the real movie
it felt a lot like I was watching unconfirmed spoilers
>>63724862
on /pol/, then i came here to spoiler it for all you guys :^)seriously though if you didnt think the movie was getting spoiled for you on 4chan you have legitimate autism
What?! They're making another star wars?!
>>63724862
purposefully looking for spoilers on /tv/ because I don't really care about watching this shit.
>>63724862
On my couch watching Episode 4.
>>63724870
This is the only one Ive seen posted.
It makes me think the movie lacks a lot of substance if this is the most notable thing that happens.
>>63724956
this
I was on /tv/ because even though I'm going to see it and love Star Wars I'm also weak-willed and stupid.
>>63724883
>ylyl thread
>salty
back to tum/b/lr
i was spoiled months ago
>>63724862
Here, like 4 months ago when that guy dropped by and posted everything, then summed it up in nice easy to ready powerpoint presentation.
>>63724862
just now in the the gal gadot wonder woman thread
some really special guy posted that one picture
honestly all the spoiler tags do nothing. there should be a force awakens containment area. anything related auto hides or moves over there
i didn't have it spoiled, i saw it in theaters yesterday morning because i work at the theater that showed it to the press
>>63724870
Hey guys, I told Abrams it would be nice to mirror ben's death, and guess wat, HE KILLED HAN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA HES CRAZY, MAN!
spoilers pls
>>63725556
The nigger nigs.
>hellllll naaaaaaaaaaaaw
>>63724883
You got spoiled by the sasha grey butt gif too?
>faggots think it is owed to them not to see spoilers
that's on you bud, even if you have to shove a dildo up your ass harder than kylo shoving his lightsaber into han solo killing him, it's your problem and yours alone
I got spoiled on /pol/ of all places.
I was angry at first, but now liberated knowing this movie will be shit that shits on Star Wars fans. They're paying for a retread of A New Hope with another Deathstar and Han gets murdered.
The fanboy tears will be succulent and sweet. Bravo JJ. You killed both Star Trek and Star Wars.
>>63724862
I came here to read/see the spoilers
>>63724951
TFW I didn't want the movie spoiled but love memes and shitposting.
What do?
>>63724862
Looking for info on /tv/ so I could have a good idea as to the prospects for my sci-fi book's release in a few months.
And gods I've never been happier.
The only thing this movie awakened was the realization that star wars went to shit.
was it Luke, though? can't see shit through all the grain.
>>63724862
i got it spoiled just like MGSV PR team spoiled their shitty twist with doctor canavero look alike
easy to tell twists cant be spoiled
>>63724862
Cedar Lanes Cinema, 1977, after watching A New Hope.
>>63724976
underrated
>>63729105
MGSV has the best twist I've ever seen, what are you talking about? But I never heard about it getting spoiled by the PR team
>>63725086
Same, honestly didn't care about spoilers since I was bound to get spoiled anyways.
>>63724862
At home drinking brain fluid.
>>63724862
I know exactly how it ends but I'm still hyped.
>>63724862
Not caring, honestly. And the only thing spammed over and over and over again makes me think my attitude was right. The movie is one note or the shitgolems lack any creativity to come up with anything better.
HF only exists these days to retire characters. He's wanted out for decades.
4chan.
>>63724862
Did I do good?
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2972694
>>63730042
>those tags
yeah, you did good
>All these pics of han solos "death"
>This means the entire movie is spoiled
Damn people are retarded
>>63730042
GOD BLESS YOU ANON
On /tv/.
We read the spoilerboard together.
>>63726716
Same here, thought I was save. When I read that trump's presidency goals were to let Kylo Ren kill Han Solo, his father, it was already too late. Bit disappointed, but not that bothered actually
>>63728294
It's not even a plausible or Heroic death either. You've Han, the guy who shoots first and always has a trick up his sleeve, trusting a SITH.
>"Sure I'll hug you. What can possibly go wrong? Oh look there's a lightsaber in my chest, well gee golly."
Like 6 months ago when it leaked while making deliberately /pol/ish memes about the black
>>63730681
>hug
Han just reunited with Leia and wanted to bring his son back to her. He thinks that he can trust his son because he still sees humanity in him, and the audience does too because of the scene of him "seeing the light". Han thought he could take the lightsaber but he got rused. This cant be related to the Greedo scene.
sorry for poor english
when were you when star war dies?
i was sat at home on /tv/ when roger moore ring
"a glib facsimile"
"no"
>>63724862
cocks
>>63724862
At the movie theater since I had enough self-control not to go on /tv/ before I saw the flick.
>>63729211
problably because you were on your brazilian adventures at the amazon jungle
son everyone already know of that twist 6 months prior to the game gonne gold
>>63731229
People figured out the twist almost instantly. The real twist was that such an obvious "gotcha!" actually ended up being true.
>>63724862
Watching in the cinema.
Bad luck, Americuck.
Kill Han Solo or nuke the galaxy.
On /b/. It's what I deserve.
>>63724862
i never really gave a shit since i know JJ's fanfiction will suck ass
>>63724870
knew this for 3 months, dont give a shit
>>63731730
Stop lying, kiddo.
And dry those tears.
>>63724862
luke has to decide to kill his son or nuke the planet
>>63724862
>Where were you when TFA was spoiled for you?
/pol/
wait, maybe it was /sp/ first
On /tv/ looking for spoilers because JJ is a hack.
/tv/ of course
/tv/ because i'm an idiot with no self-control
i was spoiled like a year ago
i actually cant believe that shit was real
the droid is aboard the millennium falcon....with your father.....haan..sooloo
>>63725302
THIS TIME BEN IS THE ONE THAT KILLS THE HERO.
ITS LIKE A KIRK DYING TWIST ALL OVER AGAIN
>>63730681
This isn't the Han we know. The real Han solo died when Lucas mad him shoot second.
Our Han would have blasted the lightsaber out of the kids hands.
In a way, this gives me closure. Poor Harrison Ford doesn't deserve to play this shitty Han anymore after making him such a bad ass.
>Tfw didn't get anything spoiled for you because one of the earliest countries to get it
>>63724870
Saw it coming once i saw him in the trailer. I just don't want any other part of the movie spoiled
>>63726716
The huge hype train of people excited to watch Star Wars have either never seen the original trilogy or don't remember it. They'll love every minute of the movie even if it really is a remake.
Also, everything about Star Wars is boring except for the lightsabers.
>>63731434
how do you even spoil MGSV, it would take a fucking thread to explain, granted it's because it's a clusterfuck but at least it's not this five word bullshit that people are loosing their fucking minds over
>>63724862
desu, TFA was ruined a long time ago, since that jew forced his racemixing cast because it's the current year
>>63724862
It's not like I was going to watch it.
>>63724862
It was like a year ago when the entire plot leaked.
>>63724870
a main character will always die in the first star wars movie. this will always be a rule.
>>63724862
In /b/
I was eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
saw the image
no
>>63724870
What would you expect from a hack Jewish director?
I've long grown out of "tweests". I also found this one dumb and uninspired.
Honestly this has become a cheap strategy of Hollywood and especially vidya as of late. It's the sign of poor writing.
Now I haven't seen the movie yet, but I they can salvage the boring twist if theyturned the father/son relation between Kylo and Han more into a purely thematic "alliterative" motif/reprise of the original trilogy father/son relationship, rather than some fully fleshed out plot line. Hard to explain what I mean.
On /tv/ a year ago
>he hasn't seen the force awakens
lol what a fag
>>63724862
So wait, if Kylo Ren is supposed to be the Darth Vader equivalent of this trilogy, why have him be defeated by a woman who never trained with a lightsaber or the force, and in the first movie no less?
Also, why hype up Phasma only to literally throw her in the trash?
Why make the first part of a new trilogy a shameless nostalgia wank-fest built upon the same plot skeleton as A New Hope?
Why end the film on an unsatisfying cliffhanger that essentially only exists to advertise the next movie?
Why?
>>63725723
Do you have it?
Can one of the video game degenerates here change their online screen name to spoil it for fags in online games?
>>63724862
was browsing meme when /tv/ calls
"han solo is kill"
"no"
>>63733533
Let's recap The First Order in TFA
>Kylo Ren loses to Rey
>Phasma gets put into the trash compactor and gets 3 minutes of screentime
>Starkiller base gets BTFO by a small force of X-wings
>Hux does very little other than make a really bad speech
They're just not at all intimidating as an evil force.
why does kylo look like juanito de las nieves when both his parents are caucasians?
did han get...cúck? :^)
>>63725723
I need this gif
>>63733542
Yea, I suppose I could.
Requesting the picture of Luke from the end.
>>63724862
where the fuck is the camrip
>>63724883
>browsing the internet thinking that you wouldn't get spoiled.
You did this to yourself.
>>63733592
did they reenable the cuckfilter?
>>63733592
Does Kylo have space Aspergers?
>>63724862
/b/
fuck thiss shit
Lol I saw it 18 hours ago, never saw a spoiler.
But then, I'm not a retard, so spoilers are easy to avoid.
>>63724862
Here like 5 months ago
>>63733591
how about snoke tho? nigga was scary af
Shitposting /a/ surprisingly
>>63725723
Pls senpai
Shitposting
In the cinema, just an hour ago :^)
In my opinion, this movie is "A New Hope 2.0"
Referencing >>63734084
Did anyone else feel alot of the cgi was half baked
I was on /v/. Someone posted a picture of Kojima's Twitter saying he had a new team and was working on a logo. Three tweets and it was the third one that spoiled it.
>>63724862
/pol/, the news about Han was casually mentioned in a thread and at that point I just sought out a designated thread and read the synopsis
Sounds about what I expected, was indifferent. The magic has been gone for 30 years and nothing can bring that back, if anyone is disappointed I'm not sure how
>>63724862
In the movie theatre. Yesterday.
Watching that whole shit. Great shit.
>>63724862
dead center of an IMAX theater
idk what I was doing like 5 months ago
>>63724862
Don't really care desu. I deliberately spoiled myself, then plan to watch it next week in theaters with some friends. Spoilers don't really ruin anything for me.
>>63724862
There were some youtube channels that already had the plot down for months. So you can say that it's been spoiled for me since the first teaser came out.
I was off killing my fatherHan Solobtw I'm Kylo Ren
>>63724862
Looking for TFA spoilers.
In the bathroom, shitting on /tv/
>>63724862
What's there to spoil? Han Solo dying? We knew the second that Ford signed up that it meant Han was going to eat it. Ford desperately wanted to kill Han for thirty years.
>>63733533
Jew jew is so original cmon brah
>>63724862
On /pol/. It's whatever.
This fucking pic was posted on /pol/
>>63737808
>mfw this is a real bbc article
>>63724862
watching the film
