Just saw Episode VII
I'm italian
Ask me anything
Is this real?
>enjoying glib flicks
>>63714517
Go make me a pizza Mario, you greasy fuck.
>>63714577
Glib flicks are made to be enjoyed.
>>63714517
Is that Jacen Solo?
>>63714568Yup. I'm sorry.
>>63714628
Buttmad about Eu getting it first? I would be mad, too. May the force be with you.
>>63714670
yes. Theres at least three different scenes with him
is it true all italian women have beards?
Does Rey actually kick Kylo Rens ass? Is he just a bitch wearing a mask?
>>63714517
I'm buying my cousin a console for christmas, should I get him a PS4 or a XONE?
None of his friends have one of these consoles yet, so I'm not sure.
>>63714517
wasa matta u ah?!
>>63714725
The heroes are wonderful additions to the Star Wars universe, characters I have come to love completely after just two hours, but they feel like Star Wars characters. They’re characters written in bold strokes, characters who popped off the pages of a comic book. Kylo Ren is different. Kylo Ren is a character with psychological underpinnings that are complex and thrilling. Kylo Ren has a depth to him that George Lucas wanted to get at with Anakin Skywalker in the Prequels, but failed. Kylo Ren is Anakin done right.
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/12/16/star-wars-the-force-awakens-review
>>63714793
Put your dick in a Christmas suck
why is Italy a second world country that doesnt contribute shit to planet Earth in the 21st Century?
>>63714865
I already did thhat with my two grill cousins, it was fun.
>>63714517
Have you ever had American chain pizza like Hut or Papa Johns? Does Italy have pizza chains? And if so, how do they compare?
>>63714848
I agree that Kylo Ren was definitely the best character in the movie
Rey was a shitty mary sue, Poe might as well not have existed. Finn was decent I guess
Why the fuck didn't they make some distrust between a former First Order soldier and the good guys? There was your chance at character development and strong bond in friendship, but nope. Everyone are best friends instantly and cheering because that's what Luke and Han did in a new hope
>>63714517
This scene & those snow troopers don't appear in the movie
>>63714517
how does it feel knowing your only contribution to the world is tomato sauce and cheese on a flat bread?
>>63714517
Was it a glib facsimile?
>>63714793
Definitely PS4, anon. It has the most upcoming games from all kinds of genres and a guaranteed long support from both Sony and third party developers and publishers.
>>63715026
Okay, i'll get him Battlefront too so he knows first-hand the horrors of a EA game.
Is Boba Fett in it?
does rey get b l a c k e d?
Is there romance between Finn and Rey or just a friendship?
There are so many people saying one or the other.
>>63715085
There's no sex scene, but they do kiss
>>63714517
Was it explained who Snoke actually is?
Are these screenshots of Snoke real?
1/2 pictures
>>63714961
There are sad places like Pizzarito or something like that, usually only into train stations because only someone on a rush could gave them money for that shit. By the way McDonalds have a long tradition of unsuccessful business here, lots of stores closed mainly because every city have their own fast food, usually cheaper and healtier.
In my city 60% of McDonalds customers are immigrants, dunno why. Not OP by the way
>>63715044
Please don't be so cruel. Although how old is your cousin?
If he is more of a hardcore gamer get him Bloodborne. If he is rather casual, then I guess Battlefront will be ok.
>>63715121
No
Yes
>>63715121
not op but it's real, a hologram, hes not actually giant
>>63715112
romantic kiss or like European hello/goodbye kiss
>>63715121
>>63715146
PLAGUEIS
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>>63715160
romantic
>>63715141
He's 16, he'll do fine.
>>63715121
>>63715146
Who is this Snoke everyone's talking about?
New emperor?
>>63715085
They outright fuck like in a BLACKED episode.
He even creampies here. Buckle up for a little nigglet with force powers in Episode 9.
>>63715085
Rey kisses unconscious Finn on the forehead.
>>63714842
>we can rebuild him
>a weapon to surpass metal gear
He's signed on for at least another film.
>>63715121
2/2 pictures
>>63715199
if true that's fucking nothing
>>63715246
but then he wakes up and they look at each other and kiss on the mouth
>>63714517
Ayyyy familglioso gabagool capiche?
pizzaria!
kys
>>63715263
yummy
che cosa
>>63715172
I don't think it's Plagueis, unfortunately.
Pic related, it's a canon Muun (Plagueis' species). Unless it was never confirmed in canon that Plagueis was a Muun.
>>63715194
Ok. I really suggest you getting him Bloodborne though. It is a challenging, yet fantastic game and is currently only 20 bucks at amazon.
>>63715304
They retconned the novel that describes him as a Muun.
>>63715173
No there isn't, what the fuck? She kisses him on the forehead when he's unconscious since she's leaving and doesn't know if she'll ever see him again, that's not a romantic kiss
>>63714793
Xbox one definitely. It has more exclusives and a lot of the multi platform games run better.
>>63714517
How much bigger is Death Star mk 3? Does it really get blown up by Xwings?
>>63715263
Nope. Just the forehead kiss.
I'm italian too OP and Han Solo dies
>>63715383
>Finland got the censored version
>>63715392
What are his last words?
Also what is the first thing we see after the opening crawl?
>>63714655Han calls him "Ben".
>>63714789Ren is pretty much a little bitch. Won't spoil anything unless asked to do so, so yeah she's pretty badass.
>>63714793Buy a PS4 and join me in Battlefront.
>>63714961
We do have pizza chains, but they're usually shit. Never been to america, we have "American pizza" brands in our markets which are basically pizzas with everything on them.
But I know your pizza is definitely different from ours.
>>63714974
I know.
>>63715085
Not really, they're just friends.
>>63715121No, they talk about him and we see him as a huge hologram. But no clue about the guy, he's definitely Kylo Ren's master AND the leader of the New Order.
>>63715379
Actual planet size instead of a small moon. Yes
ausfag here not the pizzaman
>>63714655
No, it is Ben Solo, basically a remake, he has a short temper and is an angsty teen.
basically he fell to the dark side by killing his peers at Luke's new jedi academy killing off the last remnants, controlled by basically a new emperor.
He probably did this as an act of passion because of his lack of control on his emotions
>>63714789
He was wounded by Chewie and had just gone through an emotional ordeal, he is emotionally not very stable and seems to be confused between both sides of the force, Rey is much more grounded towards her strong light side of the force and was able to defeat the erratic Kylo Ren.
>>63714971
I feel like JJ was trying to keep away from predictable plotlines, seeing the distrust of Finn was coming from a mile away, considering he was taken from birth it's extremely easy to understand his position.
>>63715263
I'm ok with bestiality, it's not my cup of tea but I tolerate it. But with forced racemixing between whites and niggers or asians and niggers I always get disgusted and want to throw up.
Just imagine a silverback gorilla instead of Boyega in that scence. Feels wrong.
>>63715337
Oh nice, I didn't know that.
>>63715424
His last words are "anything" after Kylo Ren asks him to help him with something. Then Ren stabs him ded.
First scene after opening crawl is, I believe, Poe getting the map that points the way to Luke from some old guy
>>63714517
L'ho appena visto anch'io
Come ti è sembrato?
>>63715304No. He's human, but deformed. A huge slit on his skull, and he's all CGI anyway.
>>63715379
there's actually a hologram size-comparison in the movie. Star Killer is a whole planet, it's like comparing the Moon (death star) and Earth (Star Killer.) They destroy it deactivating its core on the ground while X wing attack on the outside.
>>63714757
and hairy armpits
>>63715439
>I feel like JJ was trying to keep away from predictable plotlines
Mate, the whole movie was a predictable plotline and pretty much the same as A New Hope
>>63715439
>I feel like JJ was trying to keep away from predictable plotlines
I thought that too then the rest of the movie happened
Biggest slap in the face was the scene where Rey first tried to mind trick the guard to free her. I thought, "this is such horse shit if this succeeds, there's no way". And the guard was like "bitch I'll tighten your shit" so I thought good, JJ was just poking some fun. Then she suddenly manages to do it randomly
>>63715085
Not op but i watched it.
Finn loves her. I think Rey loves finn but I'm not completly sure about it. She probably loves him.
yo mr spaghetti, just came home from it myself here in norway.
I liked the introduction scene kylo ren had. and the few times his mask was off, Adam was on point. Pretty excited about the next one because this one set things in motion.
>>63715547
Interessante la sceneggiatura e ho trovato piacevole "svecchiare" i dialoghi, le sceneggiature di lucas sono davvero terribili. I personaggi sono forti, esplorabili nella loro incertezza ma ben definiti nei ruoli canonici della saga. L'ho trovato incredibile dal punto di vista degli effetti speciali, finalmente uno Star Wars scenografico ma che non sembri completamente girato in green screen, anche se effettivamente è così che è andata.
What action sequence was the best?
Do we get to see a speeder chase?
>>63715521
Yeah, I know thats the first scene, but what is the very first shot?
SO REY IS OR ISN'T PREGNANT AT THE END???
>>63715383
That's an IKEA receipt nigger
>>63715605
All this talk of her being higely over powered makes me wonder of its shit writing or if they are setting her up for a "Too Much Too Soon" Spider-Man style plot.
>>63714517
Boba fett? Lando?
>>63714517
t. luca
>>63714517
Why are wops so inferior and c.ucked?
>>63715717
She's not pregnant unlessKyloraped her off screen or smth
>>63715684
Not him, but I'm a spaniard and I've also seen it.
Starfighter combat is great, although there are no space battles per se.
The final duel is pretty good too.
![3267a30633136279[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vnh01kx.jpg "3267a30633136279[1].jpg")
>>63714517
how do i set 4chanX to filter star wars shit?
/star wars/i;
doesn't seem to work
>>63715684
Not op.
The first MF scene is cool and Kylo vs Rey too.
No, unfortunately.
>>63715430
>>63715139
Thanks for answering. I'd like to visit your country someday for the pizza.
>>63715804
THANK GOD. The interracial shit would've made me puke.
>>63715704
Camera tilts down to reveal Jakku. Stardestroyer launches landing craft.
>>63715799
If anyone here has ever seen Veggie Tales, I always hear these balls in the voices of those fucking grapes.
>>63714568
Let me guess
>hug me my son
>emotional embrace
>KERSHKKKK
>characters look in horror at the han kebab
>>63715850
It wouldve made me hard and is have to get kicked out cus I'd start masturbating
Here's the thing, movies like There Will Be Blood, which is practically a perfect 10/10 movie that will be studied for years to come aren't exciting. To someone who doesn't care about movies, they don't care about cinematography and all that jazz. When I want to see a great movie, I watch it by myself in my house so I can digest it at my speed. When I want to see a big action movie, I want to see it on the big screen with a group of my friends. That's all there is to it, the majority of movie goers don't care who the director, writer, cinematographer, are. For more serious people about film, then of course they care. But that's the minority.
All art is like this, people who aren't interested in the fine details won't pay to see it. I'm going Day 1 to Star Wars because it was a huge part of my childhood and it's going to be a good film from a great action director with actors who have already proven themselves. Also: it's Star Wars. Light sabers alone are worth the price of admission, there's nothing wrong with that.
>>63715684Basically all flight scenes are incredible, both on the FX side and the "choreography".
>>63715791
Nope.
>>63715831
You're welcome. Come amerifriend, I'll teach you the way of the pizza.
The lightsaber duel was pretty weak, and Chewie going berserk was emotional.
>>63714517
Does Luke kill all the puffins with his helicopter
>>63715862
That's kind of underwhelming desu, but thanks
>>63715934
They are not even mentioned?
>>63714971
That part during the fight where hestarts punching himself and starts bleeding to get more angry/crazy
>>63715958
No they aren't.
Akbar is there tho.
>>63715884
No, it's
>Come back to the light son
>There's a war in my mind, will you help me father?
>Anything
>KERSHKKKKK
>characters look in horror at the han kebab who falls in the abyss
>>63715906
The lightsaber stuff was my biggest gripe with the movie, the duels just weren't on par with the original trilogy. Otherwise I did like the action scenes.
>>63716011
Well I guess no news is good news :c
>>63715958
Nope.
I don't get why Lando isn't there actually but maybe...but there's his alien friend.
they explain now stormtroopers basically are kidnapped kids. Maybe Finn is...
>>63715383
>2D
>>63716174
why would you ruin the experience with 3D shit?
>reddit reaction pictures
kill yourself
>>63714517
Babala booby?
Patton oswalt said TFA has the best ending shot of any star wars movie to date
I know the ending isluke [/spoiler/], but without spoiling exactly what it is...
is it?
>>63716212
>2009 4chan is reddit
I want anons who joined after 2010 to leave
>>63714517
Boppity Booopy?
*gesticulates wildly*
>>63716283
It's just Luke in Scotland with Rey showing him his own lightsaber.
Oh, and it looks like a scene made with a drone.
>>63716283
>but without spoiling exactly what it is...
How can I reveal what it is without spoiling what it is?
Anyway, here is a picture of the final scene.
>>63716283It's Rey walking up a hill on a water planet, sees a character in robes. He turns around, it's Luke. Takes his hood off, Rey holds his lightsaber (the blue one that Anakin built and Luke used before building the green one) up in the air. It's not ignited obviously, Rey has this really sad look on her face and she's basically non-verbally asking Luke to train her or at least help with her. Luke's expression is kind of hard to read, he's weary and quite melancholic looking, great sadness to him. They stare at each other for a bit, no words. Then it cuts to ending credits.
>>63716283the whole movie revolves around finding luke. when they finally find him at the end (duh), rey offers Luke's lightsaber back to his owner. Symbolically, the Resistance asks Luke to become the Jedi Master who will lead them to victory.
But the filming material is this
>>63716379
>>63716403
AndLuke
>>63715684
truly amazing air fights between x-wings and tie fighters. like a new hope with actual good fx.
>>63714517
>I'm italian
>Ask me anything
Quanti anni avevi quando succhasti il tuo primo cazzo?
>>63716438
He'sm really badass. Gave me goosebumps.
>>63714793
The best part about owning an Xbox is you don't have to play with laggy Japshits who ruin every fucking game with their 10,000ms latency.
>>63716046
i think the lightsaber duels were a lot more like the OT than 1-3. nobody doing somersaults through the air or spinning the swords behind their backs and through the air and all that. they were basically sword fights but with laser. like the old movies.
>>63716403
Epic widescreen shot!
That'll probably end up framed on George Lucas's wall.
>>63716438
Damn. That mechanical hand!
>>63716523
Yeah but way faster than in the originals, didn't feel as intense. Or maybe it's just nostalgia factor, hard to say.
>>63716524
Thank you. The chair i was in was in the middle of the room, excellent spot
>>63716607
ops, i forgot to spoiler. Mods can spoilerize it right?
>>63716523
>>63716604I thought they were a hybrid of the OT and prequel fighting styles.
>>63716430
Do you see all the rare puffins fall off?
>>63715884
more like
>Harrison we need the original cast back or this movies a bust
>but I hate Star Wars and every other movie I've been in
>fine if you come backwe'll kill you off in the first movie
>deal
Was the sledgehammer in it?
>>63714517
I AM SO CONFLICTED
>>63716731
nah, the crew wasn't in it
I expect them to be in the next one, when Ren is training. Then Ren again in the last one
>>63714517
How's the economy?
Looking better?
>>63714793
Xbox is for gays.
>>63714842
>not naming this "donotwant.jpg"
>>63716755
post more faget
>>63716981
Seconded
>>63716755
hey, Driver is actually almost handsome in that shot.
>>63716607
Are those bumps the puffins falling off?
>>63716870
PS4 controllers are for limp-wristed faggots
>>63717024
I've got both
Xbone controller<Ps4 controller<360 controller
Also literally no games on xbone vs Bloodborne on PS4
>>63714517
>I'm italian
Where do you keepa da memes?
>>63714517
>>63714568
This is JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.
>>63717206
Are you mad no one is reading your bullshit in the other threads so you just keep reposting it? So desperate for attention? Pathetic desu senpai
>>63716755
holy shit that is pathetic, how did he lose to her?
>>63717303
He didn't know how to spin properly.
>>63715651
>Pretty excited about the next one because this one set things in motion.
So it was just a shitty 2h trailer for a movie that is yet to come and is basically a step-by-step remake of A New Hope just with switched genders and race.
Bravo JudasJew!
>>63717206
Sword Art Online might be the cringiest shit I've ever seen.
>>63717303Because he wasn't a trained sith, and used a makeshift lightsaber.She is the daugther of Luke, and extremely powerfull in the force
>>63714517
Does being Italian hurt as much as they say it does?
>>63716290
And I want Ebaumsworld fagglets who joined after 2004 to leave.
>>63714517
Is Snoke revealed to secretly bea Puffin
>>63717303
He was injured. Finn got a cut on him before getting fucked up and they shot him in the leg when he killed Han. It was actually somewhat realistic, he was pretty fucked up by this point.
some leaks https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=35&v=SsPjoSlaP-U
>>63717377
>She is the daugther of Luke, and extremely powerfull in the force
She never fought in her entire life. Kylo had at least some training, no matter the quality.
That little Xenomorph whore mary sue I DON'T NEED ON MAN IMMA STRONK INDEPENTAND WYMIN WE WUZ JEDI N SHIEET cunt shit should have died by his first strike.
Fuck Abraham judenschwein, fuck that Rey bitch and fuck this movie.
>>63717303
rey was actually trained as a jedi when she was younger along side kylo. She had her memory wiped and was sent to jakku by luke to protect her.
>>63717592
She was very proficient with the stick, did you even see the movie? You just spout meme words and shitpost just to shitpost. Did you even see the same movie as i did?
>>63717554
>killed Han
Fuckit. I'm embargoing the new movies. Leave my childhood alone, you fucking shits.
>>63717000
He looks like that the whole movie, way better than in real life
>>63717703
Just watch the fucking movie you goddamn idiot. Saying stuff like that without even watching it with context is incredibly stupid. His death was perfectly executed within the story.
>>63717703
>implying Han wasn't gonna be killed off in RotJ originally
>implying they ever could have gotten Harrison Ford to sign on for an entire new trilogy
>>63717592
>Grow up scavenging
>Learn to knock cunts out with stick in order to survive
>End up fighting dude with little fighting experience but extreme force skills
>He's already injured
>Just barely beat him
That is not unrealistic m8.
>>63714517
i cazzi ti piace succhiarli o li prendi solo nel culo?
>>63717627
>She was very proficient with the stick
Oh I don't doubt that for a minute.
Then again where and why did she learn to fight with it. To fend off Tusken Raiders? Give me a fucking break.
Also
>I can swing a staff so I'm automatically good at sword fighting too DERRRP!
>I can drive a car, thus I can also fly a plane!
>>63717377
>he wasn't a trained sith
>he successfully killed all of the rest of his peers at Luke's Jedi Academy and drove Luke himself into hiding
Starcucks literally on suicide watch
>>63717377
>She is the daugther of Luke
You mean Luke, the guy who had to work hard to learn to use the force and got repeatedly BTFO in encounters with more experienced Force users
>>63717815
Just because you say give me a break doesn't mean fending off tusken raiders isn't a good answer.
She wasn't even good, she spent 90% of the fight running from a dude who was already fucked up, any competent person would have won immediately.
It was no less realistic than fucking Luke after a few weeks of swamp training managing fight on par with one of the most powerful properly trained jedi's ever.
>>63717815
Can you form your opinion without greentexing stupid shit like that?She learned how to fight because she survived by herself in the desert for years. Also being Luke's daughter she was incredibly powerful in the force, therefore "the force awakens". It was her it awakened in. Kylo was also injured and she raged when kylo injured finn. Just like luke raged in episode 6. Neither her or Kylo was particulary experienced in the force, or fighting. That is why Kylo asked vader to show him the dark side, so he could finish what he started and why Snoke wanted to finish his training.Luke wasn't a well trained jedi by episode 6 either.
>>63717813
Kylo and Rey are bound by blood.
One walks the path of the dark side, the other the path of light. It is the last time they will encounter each other. Yin and Yang. Dark and light. The son of her aunt and the daughter of his uncle. It's the purest form of beauty - pottery.
>>63718029
come on faggot luke on ep6 wasn't on his first duel against vader
the first time luke used a lightsaber he sucked dicks
https://www.instagram.com/p/_XhTVRyEhv/
Is this Luke?
>>63718023
>than fucking Luke after a few weeks
try 2 years on Dagobah and he left without completing his training
>B-But the movie was only slightly above 2 hours long!
>>63718189
But he wasn't also trained in the ways of the force as a kid, and realized his potential.
>>63718218
Yes.
>>63718029
Could you be an even more obvious $hill? Maybe even the Xenomorph cunt herself? Or Boyaga the nigga posting here incognito?
>>63714757
>>63715586
uhh no, actually I've never met anyone that didn't have a fixiation on getting depilated.
>>63718218
yea he has absolutely 0 lines in the whole movie
>>63718218
No, it's a cheap glib facsimile of the original Luke.
>>63718298
It's called watching the movie, not being a pathetic guy who can't form his own opinion and haven't even watched the movie while spouting meme words. Grow the fuck up. Calling a guy a shill just because he liked the movie is pretty weird, it must be frustrating knowing this isn't a bad movie.
>>63718218
>Everyone claps in the theater
I bet they yelled when Han died too
>>63718499
Nah here everyone was silent. It was a powerful scene. Incredibly well shot and executed.
>>63714517
damn, this guy isn't scary looking at all, he looks too young and dainty. Keep the mask on fuck.
Will Kylo Ren get a love interest in EP 8?
>>63718298
>incognito
>not incognegro
Smdh tbqh familia
>>63715804
I hope kylo did rape her, take up some space in that womb to keep the nigger out
>>63715337
>They retconned the novel
Not quite.
>>63718629
Kylo doesn't seem like the type to fuck a STRONK MANLY WOMAN.
>killed the best one
>muh empowered woman and nigger
>luke fucked himself training like a mad man
>bitch learns in 10 seconds
fuck this garbage movie
>>63717599
>memory wiped
>MEMORY WIPED!!!
This has got to be fake right? RIGHT?
>>63718824
>I didn't watch the movie and was too stupid to understand what was going on the post
>>63717813
She doesn't barely beat him. She wrecks him like a bitch.
>>63718680
Kylo is based, he'd take one for the team just to stop the nigger from raping her and making another mud blood
>>63718857
the fact they made it so easy by putting a fucking memory wipe in is a fucking stupid plot device and one of the cringiest things that they could hav edone, this is literally reddit wars and pathetic
>>63714517
kylo vs rey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHid1Uwt6Vw&feature=youtu.be
>>63718919
He'd probably send Hux to rape her or something
>>63718945
I never saw anything implying that in the movie.
>>63718824
Fake. She has repressed her memory of her parents abandoning her.
She's a force sensitive scavenger that beats a wounded, emotional wreck. Only force powers she has shown proficiency is mind trick and pull.
>>63718953
holy fucking shit, do they actually fight like that....
literally fighting like a girl
fighting like a girl
he should not have lost to a fucking girl like that
>>63717330
That's a good trick.
>>63714725
FUCKING JJ YOU RETARD BITCH!!!!
>>63719088
Watch the fucking movie before you go crazy and spout meme words.
>>63718953
well that lok sshit
>>63719044
At that point she's trying to escape because the planet is blowing up. Then she has an epiphany that the force can guide her in combat and she wrecks his shit. Leaving a skidmark on his face.
>>63719017
>Only force powers she has shown proficiency is mind trick and pull.
it took until ESB before Luke could do pull, and it was incredibly difficult even then. also don't pretend light saber fighting isn't a force ability.
>>63715451
Shut up you moralfag bitch, so what if a chick wants to fuck a blackg guy, kill yourself you racist fuck.
Is it better than the prequels? At this point it feels like a fucking choir to see a star wars film
like yeah i love 4-6 and i hope jj would recapture it but what from ive read is that it fucking sucks
han solo dying?
Star wars ended at ep 6
Did Hux even do anything?
>>63714517
Why are you announcing your nationality?
ALso just watched the movie and it was full of little shits who knew everything about star wars and went ecstatic at every piece of shit from the other movies that appeared on screen
>>63716403
Doesn't look like Star Wars.
>>63719215
This movie is probably the best star wars movie after episode 4.
Why is rey so fucking ugly? Doesnt she have a shit accent as well? Fuck this gay earth
>>63716438
>day pose
There's only one way he can inject more force into her.
>>63719215
Ended in 6. Everything else isnt cannon
>>63719280
except 5 was better than 4
>>63719215
It's literally a rehash of Episode IV. Old wise man dying, new mcguffin robot, new Yoda, new whiny Vader, new Emperor, new Death Star. You want to watch Episode IV with improved graphics, diversity to the max and a cliffhanger? This is the movie for you.
>>63715160
>European hello/goodbye kiss
Wait, people don't kiss on hello/goodbye in America?
>>63719215
it's not a real Star Wars film. it's a simulation of one.
>>63717206
excellent pasta
>>63719167
>yfw the Force is now literally Grrrl Power
Ok movie I guess. New Hope 2.0 pretty much.
Ren was a badass until he took off the mask. Rey of course had to get the sronk womyn treatment and btfwo Ren instantly even though Luke got rekt by Vader even after training.
Dialogue was ok but the delivery by Boyega and Poe was lackluster at times. Rey was insufferable most of the time but that was to be expected.
>>63719311
>waaaaaaaah canon ends where my feelings begin
Don't you people have enough threads to shitpost the same shit in?
>>63717564
>This video contains content from Disney, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.
I wonder how pissed they are
>>63719452
>no one cared who Ren was until he put on the mask
>Finn
Might as well not have been in it
>Rey
A bit too mary-sueish but good enough
>Kylo
Best character, reminded me of anakin in the prequel trilogy except better
Now if they just hadn't rehashed thedeath star storylineagain. Also wish they'd explain the politics/power levels of all the factions involved a bit more
>>63719480
People shitpost because most here haven't even seen the movie, and then they see some spoiler pics or a short video and shitpost like there's no tomorrow. Just wait a few days til more anons have watched it, also most people are avoiding 4chan til they've seen it.
I don't want some forced romance with Kylo and Rey, fuck that shit.
>>63719192
The movie has a very uneven showing off force powers. I won't deny that. It tries to show that everyone isn't fully experienced yet, but somehow these youngsters seem to pull off ridicilous shit.
>Kylo freezes a blaster shot in mid air for at least a minute or two before letting it go
>Manages to immobilize and draw information through people with the force
>Deflects shots with ease
>Gets wrecked while wounded in combat. Only manages to beat Finn in saber combat.
>Snoke says it's time to finish his training, showing that he wasn't fully trained yet
>Rey manages to defend against Kylo's mind probing, even getting a glimpse into his head
>Mind tricks a stormtrooper on the third try
>Pulls lightsaber that Kylo also was trying to pull, showing that she's stronger with the force
>Beats Kylo in saber combat with ease once she gets in tune with the force
>Shown to be good in close combat prior to the events of TFA
>>63715574
Plagueis confirmed.
>>63714517
Does Kylo or Finn get a hand cut off?
>>63719256
He gave some nazi-speeches and yelled a lot.
>>63719571
Rey sounds like too much of a Mary Sue for my liking.
>>63717841
That's not what happened you nitwit, he killed all his peers and seeing the horror Luke felt like he had made a mistake and went to search for old jedi temples for answers.
>>63719592
finn gets stabbed in the shoulder and a pretty big slash on the back
kylo gets stabbed and slashed all over, with a rather large one on his face possibly blinding one eye, and shot in the stomach
So Kylo Ren dies at the hands of a padawan.
wow
>>63719592
>Finn
>Sideblade of lightsaber dug into right shoulder
>Couple of glancing blows on his arms and legs
>Sweep across his back, rendering him unconcious for the rest of the movie.
I think Rey got hit, but not as severe as Finn got beat. Chewie also gets shot in the shoulder.
>>63717592
She beat up a bunch of guys trying to kidnap her just using a stick, it's not a stretch that she'd have some guidance of the force while using a lightsaber. Also she was up against some emotional wreck that was injured and hadn't had full training
>>63719571
I appreciate how they are at least making new ideas
Something the prequels never even fucking dared to do
>>63719255
>>63719694
He didn't die.
>>63715799
>That image
The Jews conspired with the pagans to murder Christians.
And modern Italy's problems were caused by the Freemasons.
>>63719592
No. Kylo jams the saber's hilt into Finn's shoulder and gets snoked by Rey.
>>63716755
Looks like a teen Star Wars.
>>63719736
thank god.
Did Kylo Ren change his name because Ben didn't sound edgy and dark enough?
How fucking old is this guy?
>>63714517
Does the Star Killer base get destroyed by some design flaw?
>>63714848
They could have gone with a more subtle route for Kylo though, he outright says he's conflicted, with Darth Vader you could feel it without getting it in with a spoon.
Guaran fucking teed that he will be redeemed by the third movie.
>>63716283
>Patton oswalt said...
Who cares?
>>63719796
Answer pls, is his name really Ben in this shitfest?
>>63719833
Ben Solo, yes
https://vidDOTme/wMPh
L O L
>>63717599
Maybe I should have my memory wiped so I can watch this carbon copy movie.
>>63719754
>>63717599
Why didn't Kylo kill Rey if he killed everyone else?
>>63719852
>>63719796
Darth BEN
>>63719796
BEN?
>>63719766
He's easily the best character in the movie.
>Kylo goes to fetch Rey from the prison to bring her to Snoke
>Sees that she has escaped
>Starts wandering in circles in panic and muttering no
>Slices up the entire room in a fit of rage yelling GUAAAARDS GUAAAARDS
>Two Stormtroopers pass by, hear his yelling and halt, look at each other, and make a U-turn
Even if he's a petty coward lusting for power like all the other Sith, he's much more human.
>>63719862
>carbon copy
You mean "glib facsimile"
>>63719088
more like harrison ford wanting out
>>63719802
It had a shield which could be bypassed by flying through it ftl. Vulnerable parts were on the surface so they could be attacked by X-wings.
>>63714517
Does Finn sound like a nigger in italian?
