SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
AYY LMAO
>Grand Commander Snoke
>he's surrounded by smoke
>>63714309
>straight up Gray alien
So obvious I would have never guessed.
AYY LMAO
Brother?
>>63714610
kek
they literally stole their OC from a children's book franchise.
>>63714369
like pottery
>>63715261
>Mocap
>For this shit
Hollywood is just comical
it comes of much better in the movie. awesome voice.
Snokie is plaguis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
>>63715261
so is snoke actually plagueis then?
>>63715476
And not even a good one
>>63715261
Looks like a capeshit villain.
>Watching this in Imax.
>Holy shit that guy is huuuuuge.
>mfw it was a holograph
He looks so boring. Just another emperor-like character that looks deformed even though we already had Sheev.
>>63715538
it's a generic villain voice.
Serkis could have done any of the villain voices in LOTR/The Hobbit and it would have fit just as well.
Meanwhile Ian McDiarmid's Palpatine was totally unique.
Very disappointed in Snoke, he doesn't look cool, acts kinda stupid and loses his temper and three scenes was too much. Also thank god that was a hologram, I thought he was a giant first and thought it was retarded
>Snoke is in the movie to just make us want to see the next star wars
>We have to wait like 4 years
>Snoke isn't a big guy
>He's just an extremely old man who uses the force to live hence the fucked up look
>2nd movie is in 2 parts
>3rd is it's own trilogy
>>63715261
What is this emperor-voldemort rip off? Is there a single original idea in this fucking movie?
>>63715937
>inb4 he's revealed to be a manlet in the second movie
>>63715996
>2nd movie is in 2 parts
>3rd is its own trilogy
I'm not sure whether to believe these or not. That's scary in itself, because I can see it happening.
>>63715996
Dude next one comes out in like Spring 2017
>>63715996
>>We have to wait like 4 years
I thought they were gonna release one every other year? with the spin-off movies inbetween
>>63716090
>spin-off movies
What the fuck?
>>63716156
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_One:_A_Star_Wars_Story
>>63715996
>>63716090
>>63716156
december 2016: Star Wars: Rogue One
spring 2017: Episode 8
2018: Untitled movie about young Han Solo
2019: Episode 9
So will Snoke play the role of the Emperor in this trilogy? Going to have to wait til 9 for him to fall down a shaft?
Maybe they will be original and throw in a bigger fish.
>>63716004
No, there's not.
You know why Kylo Ren wears a full helmet that distorts his voice, dresses in all black and wields a red blade? Because Vader did in the original.
Want to know why the only 3 locations (that I've noticed from the trailers) seem to be a snowy planet, a forest area and a desert? Because Tatooine, Hoth and Endor.
Want to know why Starkiller Base is a thing? The Death Star.
Want to know why Snoke is a hologram that appears to Kylo? Because Vader and the Emperor did it.
Why did they only show Snoke in that way? To tease for the next movie.
Why is it still rebels vs imperials? Because the originals did it.
Why are they killing off some of the old cast? To usher in the "new".
Disney spent over 4 BILLION dollars to acquire this franchise. They played it as safe as possible, catering to the OT while trying to forgot the prequels even happened. They see the (obnoxious) adoration of the originals and the hatred of the prequels and want to get away from them.
I hope you fuckheads are ready to see 10 years of snarky rebels, stupid and vaguely threatening imperials, hundreds of stormtroopers dying on screen and flashy battles with no real plot surrounding them. This is the new capeshit.
>>63716405
>You know why Kylo Ren wears a full helmet that distorts his voice, dresses in all black and wields a red blade? Because Vader did in the original.
So he's some sort of poetic meta-commentary on the starwars manchildren fanbase?
>>63715261
What does he even fucking say in the beginning?
>THMERFAL
>>63716240
>Pure non-stop Disney Star Wars everywhere for the next 5 years
Strap yourselves in, boys. There's no way off this ride
>>63715645
No, and only idiots pushed that theory.
>>63716457
Vader is the iconic face of Star Wars. Disney is trying to make Kylo Ren that for the new generation of kids and stupid pop culture gluttons.
If they'd given him an iconic breathing sound or something like Vader it would have been too overbearing. Instead they just had him worship Vader and keep his helmet as a relic. It connects the two in a way that makes Disney say "here's the new Vader, forget the old".
I guess people say Kylo obsessing over Vader is representative of the fanbase. But that's probably too deep for what JJ and his crew had in mind for this shallow rehash of the original.
>>63716457
Yes, just like Jurassic world is a veiled commentary on audiences always wanting something bigger and new want.
>>63716319
He seems to be way more powerful then the emperor. (Which Lucas actually have been talking about since the early 80's)
But essentially yeah, he seems to be the new emperor.
In the recent book Aftermath there are some stuff about the emperor sending expeditions outside the known parts of the galaxy and that they find something that's REALLY important for the dark side there. Could be Snoke.
>>63715261
damn this movie is too cliché : the dialogs, the editing, the music.
Typical Hollywood product without originality. It will be a large success pleasing the lethargic masses.
>>63716492
>>63716492
>Check Rogue One
>Based Mads plays in it
It's gonna be good
>>63714812
>a movie series based on magical wizard children has more artistic integrity than star wars now does
kill me
>>63715261
Full movie when? Nice sound quality for a first early raw shit.
>>63716749
>Nice sound quality for a first early raw shit.
This.
How can this have beetter quality than most camrips on torrent?
>>63714309
This is JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.
>>63715261
That's the new big villain?
At least the prequels had a continuity with their villain. Here it looks like a bunch of Vader/Sidious fanboys trying to emulate their idols.
We know that JJ loves plot holes and asspulls. He's an opportunist who doesn't care about that kind of quality as long as he gets the money.
>>63716776
My guess? Hype was so high people went nuts to get these camrips, first person who uploads it with a good sound quality gets the eternal glory and Disney's lawsuit.
>>63715261
Wait, is that the reveal that Han is Rylo's dad, or was it stated earlier somewhere?
Because if it wasn't, that's a very limp revelation, unless I'm unable to hear some music cue because of the quality
>>63716843
I was nodding until you started with the anime shit.
>>63716699
>Your father, [long pause] Han *smacks lips* Solo
>>63716843
>thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
>>63716005
shitty quality, but kylo vs rey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHid1Uwt6Vw&feature=youtu.be
>>63716405
POETRY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=35&v=SsPjoSlaP-U
more leaked shit
>>63716463
He says general, as in his rank. He's General Hux.
Get the cocks out of your ears.
>>63717371
I've god a bland feeling about this....
This movie (and Jurassic World) are the beginning of the end of cinema. They are completely unoriginal cashgrabs which pander to peoples nostalgia of earlier, better movies. They have no story to tell other than the most bare bones cliche-ridden bullshit weve all seen a thousand times before.
>>63717371
desu that looked pretty fucking awesome.
>>63717160
It's not treated as a reveal.
>>63717371
There is no way that isn't from the new video game
>>63717901
image of the year.
>>63716525
So you're just upset that it actually is Plagueis
>>63717901
lelelele
>>63716699
what do you want, some shitty arthouse Brechtian dialogue?
>>63717649
Jurrasic World was fine.
It showed how Jurrasic Park would look like.
TFA is just AHN 2.0.
>>63716090
>spin-off movies
ah so thats why they threw all of the EU out of the window
>>63717371
that looked like video-game tier animation
>>63716199
White men r bad, the movie.
>>63715261
wow, that was so meh.
>>63716492
>Star Wars and Capeshit being pumped out such that there is never a lull
People can't take this shit forever, right?
>>63714309
PRUNEFACE?
>>63715261
>Bad guy is 30ft tall CGI ayy lmao
Fuck off, how am I expected to take a villain seriously when you're breaking my immersion everytime he's on screen?
>Supreme leader
They're really pushing this Empire = Nazi's angle aren't they? Never forget!
>Everything is proceeding as I have forese... o-ohhh noooo....
>>63716492
I may have to actually stop browsing 4chan all together, the 40 star wars threads up at anytime now for months preceding (and after for sure) this faggot movie are too cancerous to ignore. It's reddit level turbo autism.
>>63714309
AYYYYYYYY
>>63718906
If they're going to OT pandering the least they could do is revive Sheev briefly so we can get some good old hammy Ian McDiarmid before he croaks
>>63717019
sheev forever
>>63719530
>Sheev spin-off movie set before A New Hope
>Political comedy of Sheev messing around with the senate and pulling off hilarious hijinks on random guards around his palace.
Make it happen Disney
>>63716405
Good. This is Star WARS not Star RELATIONSHIP DRAMAS
The only shipping I want to see if T-70s versus TIE/fos and fucking battleships broadsiding one another while a faggy Sith and a big jawed Jedi battle with glowsticks.
>>63716525
Plagueis will be confirmed. Your jimmies will be in a state of rustlement.
>>63714309
>>63715261
>>63716457
>>63716492
>>63716615
>>63716681
>>63716699
>>63716705
>>63716843
>>63717019
>>63717371
>>63716405
>>63719999
>tfw a short movie made by a single person has more heart and quality than JJ garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU
P L A G U E I S
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>>63714309
Who the fuck even is this guy, and why is he already a meme?
>>63716615
>Disney is trying to make Kylo Ren that for the new generation of kids and stupid pop culture gluttons.
They literally say in the film
>You'll never be as good as Darth Vader
Its on purpose
>>63716319
snoke is going to be a puppet. like a literal corpse puppet. calling it now.
>>63718903
Did you not see him hologram out ala Emperors giant head?
>>63715261
he does not seem to be in position to pull strings. only scene lol?
>>63715261
Gonna need a new link senpai.
>>63720454
Can I just take a moment and point out how fucking annoying it is having someone reply to EVERY SINGLE POST in the fucking thread and constantly seeing their post as you read the thread?
I bet you anything Snoke is like some sort of corrupted part of Luke that went rogue.
>>63724143
>>63715261
new link pls
Did they discussed where Snoke came from?
>>63725903
no, but:
1. he is called 'wise'
2. his theme song http://www.itemvn.com/song/?s=F7337C0DC8 is very similar to the one where Sheev tells Anakin about Plagueis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRaiLY23gU8 & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05dT34hGRdg
>>63717019
Sheev will always be my emperor.
Fresh new memes straight from Finland guys.
So Plagueis = Snoke
B-but Palpatine killed him while sleeping right?
Holy fuck!
Snoke, if you darehttps://vidDOTme/Yy7e
>>63714309
ayyyyy
>>63726116
It's a fan theory, and Plagueis's story is probably still considered canon due to Lucas involvement.
Sheev says he's dead, details are laid out elsewhere but we have to assume it's true.
Who the fuck is snooke, and how do you all know who he is already?
>>63715261
So he's basically Thanos. Please tell me there's a post-credits scene where he says something evil
>>63726206
Maybe coz he's also sitting on a giant throne or something, but it's all hologram.
>>63726170
>Sheev
When did his name change? It was Danteus, wasn't it?
>>63725987
>he is called 'wise'
Context? Like do they call him 'Snoke the Wise' or something?
So everybody knows who he is?
>>63725987
shit, good catch. Those do sound alike.
I think only the members of the First Order knows his existence. Or maybe just the higher officers like Ben and that stupid general or something.
>>63726270
kylo specifically says that when he sees han in that scene that was posted
>>63726206
>And so, finally, The Force Awakens.
>>63726135
thanks!
>>63714610
Snoke looks like Voldemort.
Kylo looks like Snape.
>The Force Awakens
Plebs thinks this refers to Rey,
This refers to Plagueis' awakening. He's one with the force of the dark side.
>Snoke is far more powerful than Sheev
>In episode VIII we learn that Snoke answers to a strange ancient being that completely dwarfs him in power and darkness and size, he's so big we only see his feet
>episode IX introduces the ancient being's master, a creature so powerful and ridiculously huge that mere mortals go mad just feeling his presence
>after-credits scene: Pitch black screen, the ultimate master is heard saying..."it's done my Lord"
Holy shit I should write these movies
>>63716405
>I hope you fuckheads are ready to see 10 years of snarky rebels, stupid and vaguely threatening imperials, hundreds of stormtroopers dying on screen and flashy battles with no real plot surrounding them.
That's pretty much exactly what I want. Light popcorn scifi.
>>63726270
Han: "That's what Snoke wants you to believe. My son is alive"
Kylo:"No, the Supreme Leader is wise"
>thought Snoke was going to be some mysterious, wise, ominous character
>he's just an angry old retard like palpatine
Why so I look forward to anything anymore? Nothing is ever good.
To all the fucking idiots saying Snoke looks like Voldemort, he doesn't. He looks like the ORc from the Hobbit. When he first appeared on screen, I immediately thought they had taken the exact same cgi and put it in this. Didn't vaguely looks original.
>>63726495
HARRY POTTERY
>>63717019
>Here it looks like a bunch of Vader/Sidious fanboys trying to emulate their idols.
With Kylo thats literally it I NEED TO BE AS STRONG AS VADER I CAN DO IT IM NOT A LITTLE BITCH.
>>63726533
I would watch those
Someone got a webm of that ship dropping 5yo rey off?
>>63716843
> If you know anime like I do
You have the worst taste in anime, please get off /tv/ and never come back you absolutely p l e b.
>>63714309
Pinhead from Hellraiser without the pins.
>>63714309
https://twitter.com/RAYGOYOUGO/status/677211597966811138
finn vs kylo
>>63727779
Fuck, those lightsaber connections look meaty as fuck.
This rehash might be worth pirating after all.
>>63727779
>https://twitter.com/RAYGOYOUGO/status/677211597966811138
>the camera follows the lightsaber as it falls
They just cannot help themselves with that crutch.
>>63727779
So Kylo gets his ass handed to him in the movie.
>Shot by Chewie
>Cut by a non-force user in Finn
>Cut by Rey
...some villain.
>>63727779
lel Kylo gets BTFO by a nigger
/pol/ is going to fucking die
>>63714309
He was way too nice to Kylo for all of the failures he accumulated during the film.
>>63715760
Ronan was better than Kylo.
>>63715261
Not found
>>63728132
Haha and they made him this threatening guy in the trailers.
"I'll showed them the dark side'' turned out to be ''s-show me the d-darkness grandfather please''
Fucken kek
aren't the sith like buddy-buddies?
where was he when the emperor was getting his ass chucked off the ship?
