A glib fascimile.
>Rotten: 4
>this absolutely butt-devastated, rear-deflated, anally-irritated damage control
Holy fuck kill yourself /tv/ mongoloid!!
>>63712455
Just give up already, the reviews are in. Confirmed for movie of the decade
>>63712630
You have to be pretty dumb to think Star Wars is the movie of the decade.
I feel sorry for you
>>63712455
Pretty much. Dude can't even beat a little girl or tank a laser shot.
>>63712677
>dumb
Is this a new meme or something? Seems like it's the only word people use to belittle others on /tv/ now
It's called poetry, you fucking pleb. It rhymes.
Even the CG on that promo shot looks glib and fascimilic
Why does Kylo Ren sound straight up like Darth Vader?
>star wars prequel sequels will be a glib facsimile
>The upcoming ABATAB films will blow this garbage away
PURE POTTERY
>>63712479
>5/10 review
>fresh
What the fuck was the point of that amazon stromtrooper woman? They set her up as a character and literally did nothing with her
I've never seen episode 4, 5 and 6 so I'm in for a treat, right?
>>63712963
Yeah, they're bretty gud.
>>63712455
>A glib fascimile.
I don't get it
>>63712772
because people know who Darth Vader is. retard.
>>63712892
>GUYS THERE'S NO WAY IT CAN BE GOOD, /TV/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT, R-R-RIGHT?
>>63712943
maybe they just wanted to give Gwendoline money for being awesome. I can sympathize.
>>63712943
Bring in feminists with the ol bait and switch
It was a piffle.
name one good reason to see the new Star Wars
oh wait, you can't
what is the Glibfac simile?
a glib facsimile by a shameless glib faxer
Face it /tv/, you've lost. You're on the wrong side of history, and you'll go down as the losers in this war. Just surrender now, and accept that it's a good movie
DO IT
>>63713433
Once you accept that Boyhood is the greatest film of all time, /r/movies drone
>>63713250
first 10 minutes were pretty cool
>>63712725
RLM memes are a glib facsimilie compared to this one
One review said it might be the best film in the past 30 years...
