Is Glibposting dead already?
>>63710624
Good memes die before they become bastardized by the idiot community.
>>63710654
Verily, die young or live to become a glib fascimile
>>63710816
at least I was alive during the height of glibposting
>>63710872
The fact that you guys would actually attempt to turn some pretentious critic's review into an unfunny meme speaks volumes about how many bitter virgins are on this board.
>>63710933
can the jj abrams internet defense force leave
>>63710933
Lel this
>>63710971
>w-why don't you guys like my forced meme? :(
>>63710933
>no fun allowed
>wah wah
>>63710624
>named after worst Bond
>gives the miscegenation turn off your brain popcorn flick of the year a bad review
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63711032
>can't spell faxschimiley correctly
>>63710933
The fact that so many critics still name J. J. Abrams as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" director ever only tells you how far film making still is from becoming a serious art
>>63710624
>actually probably objectively
Why are people who can't write English allowed to write reviews.
>>63711092
Wait... is this true?
Holy shit please tell me this isn't true.
>>63711516
Look at the OP
Critics should be shot honestly
Holy shit, look at that quote from Matthew Singer. What a hipster twat.
>>63710624
>>63711572
oh I know the critics are gushing over this film, but did any of them actually call JJ Abrams "the greatest or more significant or most influential" director ever?
If so, they need to be fired.
Or maybe we're all wrong, and Abrams is truly the king of cinema.
Forget Ingmar Bergman.
Forget Akira Kurosawa.
Forget Sidney Lument.
Forget Francis Ford Coppola.
Forget Stanley Kubrick
Forget Steven Spielberg
Forget Martin Scorsese.
Forget Alfono Cuaron.
Forget George Stevens.
Forget Billy Wilder.
Forget Alfred Hitchcock.
No, none of them can compare to our lord and savior JJ Abrams and Star Wars: The Force Awakens!!!
>>63710624
The glib facsimile will rise again.
The fire rises.
>>63710933
>>63711092
You two cock-suckin', ever-lovin' faggots should get a room
>>63711707
goddamn what a cop-out
>>63711758
no one ever called abrams that.
it's a parody of a line by piero scaruffi about the beatles where he said he was tired of people calling them the greatest band ever
>>63710624
Look at all those paid reviews
It's still going to be an absolute flop at the box office.
>>63710933
It's less about the actual review and more about the 10$ vocabulary. It reeks of modern internet review writing style:
Aka more fancy words makes you 'sound' smarter to other 'film aficionados' who are also up their own asses.
>>63711758
you actually think those hacks (except bergman and kurosawa maybe) are good directors?
hahahaha and you have the audacity to claim knowledge of cinema
>>63710872
>>63710624
All those balls lacking cock suckers fellate JewJew and Disney for basically remaking the 1977 film but with progressive PC 2015 casting of a nigger and a bleeding cunt instead of Han and Luke, Isaak being the Lea and Kylo the Neo-Vader. They even got the fucking death star back and yet those hopeless faggots entrapped somewhere between being hopeless, nostalgia derping manchildren and already lost corporate cock suckers still praise Into Darkness 2.0.
It is really a shitshow to witness. No integrity, no self-respect. Pure cock sucking for nostalgia's sake.
http://www.avclub.com/review/better-and-worse-force-awakens-returns-star-wars-i-229882
The Lost creator does have a weakness for winking callbacks, which can be good for a laugh, as when Rey dismisses a certain iconic ship as old “garbage,” but can also lead to instances of glib pandering.
THE GLIB RISES
I will never stop glibposting
roger moore = god
I'm glad this man said what clearly needed to be said.
>>63715496
>the summer's sexiest villain
What?
>>63715496
is he a baneposter?
>>63715496
DELETE THIS
>>63710624
Here's the thing, movies like There Will Be Blood, which is practically a perfect 10/10 movie that will be studied for years to come aren't exciting. To someone who doesn't care about movies, they don't care about cinematography and all that jazz. When I want to see a great movie, I watch it by myself in my house so I can digest it at my speed. When I want to see a big action movie, I want to see it on the big screen with a group of my friends. That's all there is to it, the majority of movie goers don't care who the director, writer, cinematographer, are. For more serious people about film, then of course they care. But that's the minority.
All art is like this, people who aren't interested in the fine details won't pay to see it. I'm going Day 1 to Star Wars because it was a huge part of my childhood and it's going to be a good film from a great action director with actors who have already proven themselves. Also: it's Star Wars. Light sabers alone are worth the price of admission, there's nothing wrong with that.
>>63715561
he's a big guy for you
>>63715563
I would suspect, he's definitely a glibposter
>>63710624
When more people have seen the movie, something new will take its place
>>63715496
he's a glib guy
>>63710933
>>63710933
It's less about the actual review and more about the 10$ vocabulary. It reeks of modern internet review writing style:
Aka more fancy words makes you 'sound' smarter to other 'film aficionados' who are also up their own asses.
>>63710933
>>63710933
>>63710933
It's less about the actual review and more about the 10$ vocabulary. It reeks of modern internet review writing style:
Aka more fancy words makes you 'sound' smarter to other 'film aficionados' who are also up their own asses.
>>63711758
2/11, get better taste
>>63715496
BASED
CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE
>>63714719
I agree, one might even go as far as to say that it's...
