Itt: we create the perfect movie theater
I'd have each individual chair have its own hot butter and salt dispenser attached to the arm rest. Then you can add butter to the popcorn as you eat instead of it running out half way down the bucket
toilet built into the chair
private rooms
servers to bring you shit if you need
alcohol
smoking allowed
reclined seats
able to pause movie to take a piss
Fleshlight built into the chair.
One word: crab legs
>>63701673
BLOWJOB
MACHINES
let that settle in
I think it's best not to reinvent the wheel. Too many things in the chair will distract from the film. Perhaps the only things it would need would be cup holders and for it to be a recliner chair.
Chair has a built in wifi capable touchscreen so I can play video games during the previews and boring parts of the film, also so I can post on /tv/ as I watch the film
Falcon perch
Wash basin
>>63701712
Good, that will keep the stinky street shitters away.
>>63701673
1. It's in my house.
2. None of you are invited.
>crab legs (the seat would take you from the lobby to the theater hall and then back to your mom's car because it could walk)
>a smaller seat next to the seat for your falcon
>>63701673
Where would you put your crab legs?
>>63701712
Just wear diapers. Problem aolved
>>63701723
Time to get a projector and a decent home cinema system.
That is if you don't mind waiting for high quality releases.
Chair not comfy, need nice soft leather couch.
