https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBMW3y86cpo
Is he fanboying? or is the movie that good?
the questions continue to pile...
>skit before review
I hope this meme has a quick and painful death.
>Stuckmann joins TGWTG
>Suddenly skitshit
>>63698812
Angry Joe was capable of creating come laugh worthy intro's. but now they all seem overdone and lifeless.....
>>63698800
checked
i was upset when chris weedman lost to luke cockhold desu
people who say "I'm not lying" constantly....
.....Are usually lying.....
chrism keeps saying "Im not fanboying."
........Yeah okay......
Figured
>>63698800
Chris Cuckmann
>>63699214
How'd you bypass the filter?
>>63698800
kek
Chris stuckmann loved Collateral so he can do no wrong by me, clickbait thumbnails be damned.
>>63699248
they got rid of the cuck filter
Cuck desu senpai
>>63699348
Cuck desu senpai baka
>>63698800
my god it's like adam scott and paul rudd went into jeff goldblum's telepod together
Every single review he plays it safe and sticks to surface level shit with his criticisms.
>>63699412
They need to get rid of the other filters tbqh fám
>>63699467
yup. he basically just repeats a rt meter
This guys face. Is there anything more punchable?
He never says anything in his reviews. It's just pandering and repeating what people already know and what people want to hear.
OMG the new Fantastic Four movie was SOOOO bad!
OMG the new Star Wars movie was soooooo good!
It writes itself.
Fuck Chris Cuckmann.
>>63699516
I like the other filters, kek was just silly but turning wigger-speak into weeb-speak was genius.
No way.
Cuck.
>>63701164
cuck?
>>63698800
>"Famous youtuber"
>get a free pass at star wars premiere
He is paid by Disney.
Just look at this fucking lightsaber, it's almost as good as the trailer. Some Disney vfx artist was on it in exchange of a positive review, it's well documented. Some YouTuber are even asking for some thousands in exchange. The cake is too good.
>>63701214
I fucking knew it, shill everywhere.
>>63701214
>>>63698800 (OP)
>>"Famous youtuber"
>>get a free pass at star wars premiere
>He is paid by Disney.
>>63701320
>Just look at this fucking lightsaber, it's almost as good as the trailer. Some Disney vfx artist was on it in exchange of a positive review, it's well documented. Some YouTuber are even asking for some thousands in exchange. The cake is too good.
>>63701527
>>>63701214 (You)
>I fucking knew it, shill everywhere.
GUYZ IT'S REAL !
>>63698800
TL;DW
Spoiler-free review. Chris likes the movie a lot. The dude knows movies well but doesn't go too heavily to the technical aspects, just praises the story and characters. Says he watched it "like a hawk" for errors or issues.
Compares it to the original trilogy. Says it definitely compares to them, better than all of 1-3. Apparently lots of good practical effects, but when they incorporated CGI (Snope/someone else) they were sloppy and noticeable. Says it ends on cliffhangers, praises how this is what a trilogy should do and how episodes 1-3 didn't do this. Leaves you wanting more.
He'll do a spoiler-filled review soon and some sort of weird other review afterwards. I don't care to become "STUCKMANNIZED" so I don't know what he means.
FIN IS THE BEST CHARACTER!!
HOLY SHIT YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The robot soccerball is a he? I thought people were saying it's a she? Why does it even have a gender.
>>63698800
Great Review Chris. LOVED that Intro!
>'youtuber' skit intro
Into the trash it goes.
>>63702257
(I hope) That was kind of a joke at assholes like Angry Joe and all sorts of other "professional" YouTube reviewers. It builds tension then he just says "Yeah they want my review not this" and drops it. I didn't mind it.
>>63698800
Why don't you just go watch it and see for yourself instead of caring what some guy with a vlog says?
>>63701726
You sound like stuckmann's agent
>>63702301
Because if it's shit according to a reviewer that he trusts and feels he has very similar interests and opinions with, then he'd have wasted money by going to see it.
>>63698800
Chris wiedmen?
>has all the toys before he sees the film
wtf senpai
Great Review Chris. LOVED that Intro!
Great Thread, OP. LOVED that link!
Great post OP, keep it up, senpai
>>63698800
The guy likes episode 3 so it's not surprising
>>63698800
God I hate this fucker's face
>>63698812
to be fair he kind of make fun of it here, so I guess it's not the worst
>>63701726
>Says it ends on cliffhangers, praises how this is what a trilogy should do and how episodes 1-3 didn't do this
well that depends. If it's a cliffhanger like Empire Strikes Back it's fine, if it's one like Desolation of Smaug I'm going to gouge my eyes off
you're not doing a tv show anymore JJ, don't end it with the reveal of Luke like a giant faggot
>>63698800
nah Chris would never fanboy over a bad movie
>>63701527
Well suddenly his gushing over Big Hero 6 last years makes a whole lot more sense...
>>63702280
He usually just does one every now and then for when he reviews a movie in a franchise that's important to him, like james bond or something.
Even though its cheesy af it's pretty cool that he still does it as a joke.
>>63698800
>Chris "I'm so sorry you had to hear that awful impression *long pasue* XDDD" Stuckman
I hate it when fuckers do that
>>63702280
>not wanting DEEP LORE skits
I like his review, makes sense and sounds exactly what i was expecting. Looking forward to seeing it.
On another note, i was totally expecting a cliffhanger ending, which i have no problem with. My main concern between each film is over saturation of starwars. There's going to be games, spin off films, television series, you fucking name it it's going to be there, we didn't really have this with the prequels, sure there was tons of starwars advertising and games and stupid shit, but not a pile of fucking films/series inbetween each film.
I think there's a high chance people will be like "jesus fucking christ just end it already" by the time we get that last film.
>>63702331
You're welcome asshole. Oh and fuck you.
>>63704177
Well again it was spoiler-free but what bothered me about the video was that he wasn't more specific about the type of cliffhanger like you said. From other spoilers I've seen I'd expect some major cliffhangers with just "BETCHA WANT MORE HUH ASSHOLE" versus a tasteful reason to except another movie.
>>63705643
From just his review i'd have to assume luke pops up at the very end of the movie and that's where we are left hanging.
>>63705621
Dude, you forget how bad the prequel merchandising was....
Also there were tons of 'clone wars' shit surrounding the movies.
>>63705690
Other's have spoiler'd that, and based on what they've said,yes, that's what happens.Chris doesn't say anything specific but I wouldn't be surprised at all if his only role is to say "Learn the force and kill all evil"
>>63702341
kek. thought that too
>>63701062
Did you watch the review?
He's a fanboy
Gave Bridge of spies A grade too coz he like some spielberg dick
>>63704296
He changes the decorations per what he's reviewing though
>>63705894
Fuck off, Bridge was fucking excellent and I don't even like any of Spielberg's other movies.
This cuck praised The Dark Knight Rises as if it was just as good as The Dark Knight because he bought into the hype. Ain't believing the review until I see the movie.
>Watching youtube "critics"
>Watching chris cuckmanns in top of that
At least wait for the redmememedia review
>>63698800
>is he fanboying
Is he never NOT fanboying? He gave the collective work of m night shamalama an A average
Cuck senpai
>>63699412
why would they only remove the filter on one of them?
>>63698800
Great review Chris. LOVED that Intro!
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