R2 I'm already a demon
>Darth C3PO
Thanks JJ!
>>63697048
I'm sure the designers battled to keep C3PO trendy. What's best than a big boss arms ?
Luke, what took you so long?
>>63697048
>GOD HAS MERCY, I DO NOT
>>63697048
>there's a reason why he has a red arm and you learn about it in the movie
It's not explained, is it?
Luke mentioned something interesting, The 1st Order is pursuing new research. He claims what they’re doing in Hoth is the missing piece, a weapon to surpass the Death Star."
It's baby time!
>>63697308
He's a phantom while the real 3PO is busy setting up his new empire
>>63697048
So hes a double agent now with the stupid red arm. Like the Tie fighters have a stupid ass red stripe.
>>63697198
>c3po is fabulous
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!
>>63697386
All of the designs are ass. Cap shiny makes no sense, first order makes no damn sense at all
>>63697308
>R2D2: Skywalker sent us to hell. But we're going even deeper. Take back everything we've lost
>C3P0: I'm already a demon
The galaxy calls for wetwork, and we answer. No higher ground. No good friends.
>>63697499
*I'm already a sith
do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own droid. I'm C3PO, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the galaxy- and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're C3PO.
Such a lust for Padme? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I'm in front of the Death Star
Excellent Luke. Age hasn't slowed you down one bit
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
![You_Were_The_Chosen_One[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HC6Rmut.jpg "You_Were_The_Chosen_One[1].jpg")
SUCH A LUST FOR HIGH GROUND WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"We hold our lightsabers in missing hands. We march foward on missing legs. We spin on the bones of our good friends. Then, and only then, are we alive. This "Higher Ground" is ours and no one else's. A good trick we wield, out of sight. We will be stronger than ever. For our unlimited power ... Still, It doesn't feel like now this is podracing.
>>63697048
>Color his arm red
>Be sure to buy the new Force Awakens C3P0 only $35
>>63697048
No, 3PO, you are the demons
Copulation
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN JIZZ!
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz_(instrument)
![star-wars-force-awakens[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/je4DYar.jpg "star-wars-force-awakens[1].jpg")
>>63697847
KIKONGO'D
>YFW everyone is complaining about C3PO having a red arm.
>YFW no one complained about C3PO having a silver leg in the original movie
>>63697900
They'll have their own quarters separate from ours.
I WAS BORN IN A SMALL PLANET
>>63698000
A COURSE, ROUGH, SANDY PLANET
>>63698000
I WAS STILL A YOUNGLING WHEN WE WERE INVADED BY SOLDIERS EMPIRE SOLDIERS
STANDING
Im a DEMON R2!
OH MY!
weeeeooooooohhhh weep woo!
In his eyes the greatest symbiotic parasite the worlds ever known isn't microbial - it's sand. Course sand is what keeps the mpire, our galaxy - alive. Free the galaxy, Not by taking mens lives. But by taking their sand.
Free the Galaxy, not my taking sheev's life but my taking his unlimited power
Order 66 Sheev called it
>>63698352
Holy shit do you think Anakin programmed his dislike of sand?
>>63698579
the destruction of alderan was in part because of its vast deserts and beaches
