>Spend billions on the two main returning characters to loose weight
>Based Mark Hamill looses weight, grows beard and looks fantastic
>Carrie Fisher stays the same and bitches about having to get into shape
Why is she allowed to get away with it?
Take it from me, parents just don't understand!
>>63670182
I'll still wreck that pussy
>loose
>>63670182
She will make Rey her sex slave
Cocaine's one helluva drug you know
and she appears far more in the film than Hamill does
Because she didn't want to be in SW. They had to throw a fuckload of moneyz at her for her to even consider it, and in the end she only id it because Billie wanted to be in it.
>filename
>>63670282
This.and she actually has lines. Hammil is a cuck. Carrie knows how to play hardball
>>63670333
Trips confirm she is a little pig
>>63670182
she's cool tho
>>63670182
RIP slave bikini
>tfw play-pausing that part so much you ruined the vhs tape
>>63670415
Is she? Really?
Didn't she tell the new star trek girl Ray to not let them put her in a sexy slave type outfit ?
Seems to me shes the Enemy!
>>63670449
>if you're not with me
Sweet absolute, Ani.
>>63670449
>The enemy
Jesus Anon, get your priorities straight. Shit like this is so inconsequential.
>>63670427
>>63670449
Fisher, even though she's a pretty vocal feminist, said she thinks it's "stupid" that they're getting rid of the slave costume, she had a really funny quote that I'm too lazy to look up.
>>63670584
Is it true that she bitched to be put in a sexy outfit during the filming of the first two films so they did in the final film. Than years later she bitched about how they made her wear the slave outfit?
>>63670182
if JJ was actually based he would have held her down and had her beer and McD's gut lypo'd
>>63670449
She actually saved us from seeing that demon in a sexy outfit
Pretty based
>The 59-year-old actress shot down rumors that producers forced her to slim down to reprise her role as Leia in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. In fact, she says she was the one calling the shots.
>"No one forces me to lose weight. I force them to force me," Fisher said. "[I said], 'Make me lose weight, because I'll look stupid if I'm at this weight.'"
>Fisher and Mark Hamill (who reprises his role as Luke Skywalker) reportedly lost a combined 85 pounds for their return to the Star Wars franchise. While the co-stars work well together, Fisher hinted that the characters they're playing might be at odds.
carriehating /pol/pill-swallowing faggots blown the fuck out
>B-BUT I WANT TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ANON TELLS ME! I NEED THIS "WAR AGAINST SJWS" TO BE REAL!
>>63670282
That's because Hamil will be in 8 and 9 a lot more.
Why do women have to age so badly? I don't get it, God demands monogamy then he goes and does this. It's like a giant "FUCK YOU" to men.
>>63671061
>Make me lose weight, because I'll look stupid if I'm at this weight.'"
Based.
>>63671061
>Make me lose weight, because I'll look stupid if I'm at this weight.'"
What did she mean by this?
Is she implying that Homer Simpson type fat people look stupied ?
If so she needs to stop Fat shaming
>>63670182
Id still fuck the shit out of her. Got that grandma fetish desu senpai.
>>63671143
So the men that wanted to fuck them when they were hot but couldn't because they felt like they were above those men during their "Queen Years" can feel better by seeing them as old hags that nobody wants to touch anymore.
>>63671061
>>"No one forces me to lose weight. I force them to force me...."
>"...PLEASE LET ME IN THIS MOVIE, I'LL PUT ON THE SLAVE OUTFIT AND EVERYTHING! ALL I GOT IS A GIG ON FAMILY GUY!"
>>63671229
You're trying too hard
>>63671229
>>"...PLEASE LET ME IN THIS MOVIE, I'LL PUT ON THE SLAVE OUTFIT AND EVERYTHING!
Dude she and the others really did get fucked over by George Lucas. The movie and toys made him rich but he didnt' spread the wealth to the actors that made the films.
George Lucas even owned the rights to their likeness so ge could sell 200,000 Slave liea figures with her face on the fucking box and she didn't get shit off of it.
>>63671143
It's nature's way of telling you: "Look, she is old, she can't get pregnant anymore and even if she still can, she will die in childbirth and so will your child."
>>63670182
Because she fucks nerds for coke money.
so how many trucks filled with cocaine did Disney need to convince her to be in this?
>>63670182
>implying i wouldn't dick her
>>63670182
LOL she looks like Kylo Ren kills Han Solo
>Carrie Fisher used to fuck fans at conventions
>you will never go back in time and fuck Princess Leia
JUST
>>63671817
It would've been amazing. Just wave a fat bag of coke in front of her and she'll be your slave till it's gone.
>>63670182
I'd still fucking wreck her.
>tfw no belly gf
>>63670182
>that velvet dress
>lookin like a big comfy couch
>you will never take a nap on her and rest your head on those big wobbly funbags
>>63671817
>Carrie Fisher used to fuck fans at conventions
sourcE?
>>63671926
for fuck's sake she wrote a book about it, do your goddamn homework retard
>>63671817
>>Carrie Fisher used to fuck fans at conventions
Source?
>>63671926
http://metro.co.uk/2010/12/14/carrie-fisher-i-had-sex-with-princess-leia-fans-612025/
shes old and hasnt acted in anything in ages, of course shes gotten fat
i thought she DID lose the weight for the film, bitched about it, then put it back on?
>>63671958
>/pol/ still trying this hard
>>63671061
>>63671951
>‘I certainly have, along the way, slept with a nerd. But I don’t think I ever got anything out of it except the sex. It was probably good. Nerds will surprise you. They’re way more enthusiastic. More bang with your buck,’ she told the New York Daily News.
>tfw you will never give this young qt Jewess all your bang
>>63671943
>do your goddamn homework retard
I was asking for a source so I 'could do my homework' you fucking autist, I'm not a Carrie Fisher expert
>spend millions to lose weight
>not a couple thousand on a shitload of cocaine
We already know she was a major cokehead.
why do people pretend that carrie Fisher was ever hot? she had painfully plaim body and looks. jesus are star wars fans thay desperate that they have to worship a 6/10 because she appeared in their stupid space fantasy films?
Should've just CGI'd the bitch.
>>63670182
> stays the same
she used to be fat as fuck, now shes just fat
>>63672292
Low
>>63672292
Cause she had GOAT titties in the first one
>>63671331
>Hamill has one of each of these toys in his storage sheds
He was the only one to ask for toys as part of his contract, he knew where the money was
What about her daughter though?
>>63672580
that's because he had kids
>Hamill was married when A New Hope was being made
>she stuck with him even when his face became spaghetti meat
>he's still married with the same woman
>tfw you will never have a woman that loves you so much that she's willing to stay with after your face gets erased on concrete and stopped being super famous when Star Wars ended
>>63672793
Yeah, imagine how much cash he'd be sitting on. Apparently he had it say in his contract that he'd get one of every licensed item ever released, so he'd have to be sitting on some decent cash. Specially how much the 3.5 inch figures go for on card
>>63672842
its to bad its worth so much.
id be pretty funny to watch him melt it all down just to spite manchild autists.
>>63670292
>money
try crack
''ex-addicts'' is a meme
>>63670182
Women are underachievers. This is no surprise.
It's pretty ridiculous that for all the work Hamill did, he only ends up in a single scene without even any lines.
>>63670427
Didn't she give it to William Shatner?
>>63673252
he got cucked. haha, would ya look at that.
>>63671987
>The actress also teased fans by revealing how the trilogy’s director George Lucas told her to go braless under her white costume.
‘I asked George to explain it to me and he said, “When you go into space, you’re weightless and then your body expands. But your bra doesn’t.” So he told me you’d get strangled by your bra,’ she added.
kek
>Originally in Return of the Jedi Leia, after killing Jabba, would push the dead Hutt off his throne, sit on it and proclaim: "Now I am Jabba"
What a fucking method actor.
>>63671143
>God
Psh. Nothing personel kid.
>>63672793
I think he's getting the last laugh out of all this anyway.
Even if TFA sucks, people will still watch the next movie, thinking "Man, I SO want to know what's up with Luke."
And as soon as the third one comes out, he'll be the only member of the original cast that fuckin everyone will be talking about.
>>63671987
God damn she is quite lovely in that picture.
>>63674827
lmao is that shit real
I know she has lines, she snorted them all
>>63671116
Watch him die early on in 8
>>63670182
>Getting paid mega for not being fat
That'd be someting...
Which is why JJ went out of his way not to film her below the bust.
>>63672640
I'd buy her a coffee I suppose.
Should have killed her lazy fat ass off not Han.
>>63674917
Damn right. Where the fuck is Luke Skywalker? That's what everyone wants to know
>>63672292
low-test beta detected
>>63676065
She actually looks like a leader in that pic. I never really bought Leia bossing people around and giving inspirational speeches in the OT.
>>63675891
kek
>>63676118
She will be killed off in Episode VIII, with Luke being killed off at the end of the trilogy. This is how Disney is going to "pass the torch" (and then just reboot everything starting with A New Hope remake in 20 years).
>>63670217
she looks hot af
In her defence, women body ages like shit after menopause, and giving birth ruin your abdomen.
Still would, I have to say. Not that I'm in to fat or old women, but you just know that she's still fucking filthy and would be grateful for it.
>implying I wouldn't still smash that
You're all a bunch of fags, I swear
She was lovely in QI.
She's that "Looks like they've permanently shit themselves" kind of old person.
>>63670584
every old cunt who is undesirable and fat is a feminist nowadays
>>63676209
but they just remade ANH it comes out in a couple days
>>63670182
I want to lick jam off that tummy and spank that fat ass.
>>63676630
I'd have her do a line off my dick and then fuck her in the ass
>>63676167
she's been doing that before the ot tho
did you even watch the movies?
