So this is how son of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher would look like, huh?
>>63667284
Very handsome.
>>63667284
seriously how the fuck do these people get into acting
who the fuck let vince vaughn be the average joe in films while were at iit
Looks more like Fish got hit by a Ford
So Luke has no kids of his own, huh?
>>63667284
Carrie Fisher was drinking during her pregnancy, heavily
>>63667321
Is Cokebaby a thing?
![adam-driver-gq-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wLhWeBF.jpg "adam-driver-gq-1[1].jpg")
Adam is a cutie. I want to eat out his asshole.
Shit, I only just now understood that Kylo is actually grandson of Darth Vader, I thought he was literally who just obsessed with Vader, his lines from trailer are now pure pottery
she was doing death sticks and he was born premature
>>63667332
>The effects of cocaine on a fetus are thought to be similar to those of tobacco and less severe than those of alcohol.[5] No scientific evidence has shown a difference in harm to a fetus between crack and powder cocaine.[6]
It wouldn't fuck up his face though
![icymi-adam-driver-in-profile-161865-a-1398870993-470-75[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gLIFhtC.jpg "icymi-adam-driver-in-profile-161865-a-1398870993-470-75[1].jpg")
hahaha
>>63667284
She was raped by Vader in the Death Star's torture chamber in ep.IV, incest explains everything
Wait, so if he is Han and Leia's son why does he idolize Vader? Doesn't he know Anakin returned to Light Side before dying?
>>63667367
Shhh, science has no place here.
>>63667284
Gonna enlighten you people.
There is a very specific reason this kid is going to be huge in hollywood. If you notice he was previously a "marine". He went through special mkultra programming while in the military. Its a perfect cover. They then send them to hollywood, for numerous purposes. You will reference Bill Cosby, who also was in the military before hollywood, and he is a master level MKultra handler, etc...
That is why he is the villain in the biggest movie of the last 20 years.
he's a good actor but he's not a Hollywood capeshit flick type of actor
>>63667389
Because he's an edgelord who posts on the space chans about how Alderaan wasn't real and the Death Star was an inside job
>>63667284
Jew genes, its genetic toxic.
>>63667284
You ever see someone, and you're like, "yeah, that's a Jew", but then when you look them up, they aren't?
This and fucking Kristen Schaal.
>>63667389
Why would he? There was only Vader, Luke and the Emperor who saw it happen. Vader died, Emperor died, Luke burnt the body and probably kept it quiet.
>>63667284
Hes a vader look alike.
Is Sheev back?
>>63667430
Do you seriously think Luke wound't tell his sister that their dad found redemption and saved his son before he died?
>>63667439
That's not vader.
>>63667392
Anon, I know you are just joking, but MK Ultra was just an excuse for the CIA to take tons of acid and also spike their co-workers coffee with acid.
I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm not saying the CIA didn't legitimately attempt mind control, I'm just saying the reality of the project is that it was a failure and the people running it just kept it going as an excuse to keep doing acid and getting paid to do it.
>>63667461
Did Leia know Vader was ner father?
>>63667284
>lol just make everybody family like in MGS! Do you rike it?
>>63667429
>>63667429
Schaal is "German"
"" German""
""" German """
"""" German""""
>>63667520
>Kojima probably thought JJ would help him get into Hollywood
>>63667526
Kristen isn't a super common Jewish name surprisingly enough
>>63667565
He will eventually.
>>63667581
I hope the 3rd act of his first film is some concept art with subtitles telling me what happened
>>63667598
top kek
what a sad way to end the series it was
>>63667373
Hol up.. he a marine? Or is this from a movie something?
If this nigga a marine he ok in my book.
>>63667632
You can just type 'is' here, nobody will arrest you for suspected terrorism.
>>63667426
He's 100% white.
>>63667315
are you kidding me? Jews hire only other jews. It's an exclusive club where they just hire each other's kids and relatives. That's how it happens.
Shit, I actually like fake leaks that Luke turned to Dark Side and became new Sheev, instead according to spoilers they played it very safe and rehashed Ep 4
>>63667660
hes not jewish at all though
>>63667660
Hes not jewish though.
>>63667514
Luke made it pretty obvious in ROTJ.
Maybe Leia was in denial. Leading her down a dark path until she sold the millennium falcon for spice credits, which ended her an han, and then forgot about little kylo
>>63667664
Safe=good
The phantom menace=bad
>Harrison Ford is Jewish
>Carrie Fisher is Jewish
>make a child that looks Jewish (but the actor isn't)
Makes sense to me.
>>63667660
>/pol/ talking out of their ass
kek
>>63667373
I was a Marine from 09-13 and I can confirm that absolutely everyone looks like shit in those pictures. We were rushed and tired and our DI told us not to smile because if we died during deployment this would be the picture put in the paper.
>>63667632
He was in the Marines but got in to accident shortly before he was supposed to be deployed.
Here is his Sterns interviews - pretty good senpai - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_XxF3e-lbw
Interestingly enough, the actor is not Jewish. He's just developmentally deformed, like Kristen Schaal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McV9FMwuVpc
>>63667796
>and our DI told us not to smile because if we died during deployment this would be the picture put in the paper.
>Well at least he wasn't happy so it's not much of a loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF2saMCJqNI
>>63667766
Both part Jewish, don't identify as Jewish.
>>63667660
disgruntled guy that couldn't get into the movie business - the post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aq4a7g_wdU
OUTER
I`ll try spinning - thats a good trick
>>63667875
SPACE
>>63667284
yeah
>>63667284
Both are jews. makes sense. Ford has some irish..it helped.
>>63667948
Why does he look like John Snu?
>>63667948
that fight was actually short
>>63668057
Because they already cast Brienne so figured if they had a guy dress like Jon Snow they'd get more normies in
Looks like the joke characters I make in oblivion/dragon age
>>63667284
i actually think he's cute when his hair cover his huge ears
>>63667948
Sheev spin?
>>63667796
Everyone looks like a weak jawed big eared faggot? I highly doubt that
>>63667851
you dont under stand how being a jew works sir
>>63667284
If Luke and Leia had a son I would understand better his look cause inbreeding incest.
>6'3
Remember guys, if you don't have the face, you BETTER fucking have the height.
>>63668005
isn't ford regarded as notably not-jewish for being half
