Official Star Wars spoiler from the premiere: pastebin.com/jcHuwZKT
It's as lame as anticipated. The millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=9790 and makingstarwars.net/2015/05/a-compiled-synopsis-of-star-wars-the-force-awakens/ leaks were proven to be valid.
Nothing more than a rehash of Episode IV along with the Episode III background.Needless to say Rey's story is ripped off Luke's. Kylo Ren is Han Solo and Leia's son and alike Anakin whom he tries to emulate he murders his peers at his uncle's Jedi academy as he crosses to the dark side under the guidance of Snoke (obvious Palpatine rip-off). Han Solo takes on the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi up until his death while Luke has followed on Yoda's footsteps.
>from the premier
>By: a guest on Dec 10th, 2015
nice.
>>63666549
WHAT DID YOU XPEC
>>63666549
>3PO's red hand is never explained
Neither was his silver leg.
>>63666549
Worse then the EU.
haven't conviced me that it sucks yet, isn't a rehash supposed to be a good thing? i mean noone expected jewjew to try something new. Anyone knows that they'll play it safe.
>>63667903
Playing it safe won't bring the $4 billion they spent on Lucasfilm back to begin with. The next two sequels are going to flop.
>>63666549The Starkiller base charges by draining suns and then destroys whole solar systems.
jesus fucking christ...
>>63666549
I'm really holding out hoping the Starkiller Base isn't just the Death Star 3. That's fucking retarded. You can create parallels to episode 4, that's fine, but when you make another Death Star that's just ripping off the story.
Couldn't it be a base for invasion purposes that needed to be destroyed or something?
AND I DON'T LIKE STAR WARS!
Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.)
NO
NO
NO
JEW JEW WHY
>>63669339
What did you expect, that much was obvious since www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs&t=1m20s If she turns out to be Luke's daughter the sex scene is really going to make the audience barf.
FRIENDLY REMINDER to downvote the movie into oblivion on all major review sites. spread this!
fucking tumblr and their interracial sex , i hate it
Cucktales, awoohoo!
>>63670162
I'M SORRY GEORGE!
>>63670162
someone better fucking leak his scripts when he dies
>>63666562
i love how fucking stupid /tv/ is
this is the only post that points out how retarded OPs post is and everyone completely ignores it because cuck memes are more important.
>>63670218
Fuck off
>>63669339
kek JJ had to make sure to squeeze it in the end of this movie since it will no longer be in his hands after this, and god forbid if the next director doesn't want to include a love story
Miss me yet?
>>63671407
>that neck
Holy shit, does Lucas have goiter, wtf
>>63669257
It is.
But it doesnt have a laser. It's a slow enegy thing now.
It's that red ray you saw Kylo oversee in the trailers.
It also has a trench and can be destroyed with a trench run
Yes it's that bad and they really did this,
>>63671407
The guy that used teddy bears as a allegory for the Vietnamese, uses more racial stereotypes than a minstrel play, and tried to make the Empire a result of some Dick Cheney fueled dystopia?
Not yet. Check back after Rogue One.
>>63671407
Was he really a Gugan all along?
>>63669339
Jew Jew Binks has to leave his mark you silly goy. :^)
>>63671407
yes
>>63670218
What a bunch of cucks: www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/ratings?ref_=tt_ov_rt
>>63666549
This movie was the only reason I haven't killed myself yet and now I'm mad I put it off.
>>63673630
Please do it now, then
>>63673630
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/board/thread/251461818
>>63671407
no
I miss the people who saved the original movies from his hackery
>>63673719
did you write this? It's pretty great
>>63670162
Poor George, he let the jews distroy his legacy...
So are Kylo and Rey related or not?
>all actual premiere reactions are positive
>OP links a blatantly fake premiere review and everyone loses their shit
This is why you'll never be happy again, /tv/. Because you won't let yourself.
>>63675040
>all actual premiere reactions are positive
That's because only asskissers were invited dipshit. Why do you think there's a review embargo following to be released merely two days before the theatrical release?
>>63673719
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488496/board/thread/251461818
swort art online, LMAO
literally the gary stu anime.
>>63667087
explained in the comic books, they want you to buy some shit, anon.
>>63671407
tell me george, are you a frog?
>>63666549
>>63666549
in the end Fin is the son of no one or what?
>>63676574
hahahahaha brilliant
>>63676574
Now that's what I call pottery 7
>>63676629
Well be probably has a dad, he just never met him
>>63671807
Damn, I was afraid of that. But going so far as to include a trench, seriously? Will episode 9 have the Starkiller Base 2? And does Hux go down with the base?
Like I said, parallels are totally fine up until a certain point, but everyone should know making another Death Star/Planetary destruction weapon gets old. I hope the next two movies can at least be more than "The First Order has a NEW superweapon."
>>63676574
holy kek, it literally rhymes
>>63667087
he's a fucking robot and got some parts replaced in 30 years
>>63676574
>tfw they will make loads of cash on this
disgusting
>>63671407
yes i miss you.
did anyone else catch him saying )on the red carpet stream) that he is making movies, but only his friends are ever going to see then.
then he kinda looked pissed and even more grumpy.
what a strange irony that the guy that created 3 of the best films ever made, 2 of the largest film franchises ever and all those tools and money, dare not make a movie for public release for fear of failure.
that bummed me out a bit desu.
are rey and finn romantically involved?
Obi Wan never told you about cuckoldry
>>63676906
>In episode 9 they turn the universe itself into a Death Star
You just know this will happen
> Princess Leia
> Fought for peace
> Had force attunement the whole time(?), never used her powers
> Han Solo
> Fought for peace
> Never had force powers
"HAAAAN! We need to get our kid schooled with the levitating and the laser sword stuff!"
Congrats on throwing off that hard won peace, I guess.
>>63676574
I'm amazed
>>63676982
goddamn i hope new star wars fails. soulless garbage
Wait, the nigger doesn't die in the forest?
Wow it's shit. Very surprising.
>>63676802
don't you mean: now that's what i call pottery racing!
I'm hyped for the cuckery in the next episodes
>>63676998
>"Yes, we've done it, the whole galaxy is the Death Star, and has the power to destroy the entire universe! Fire when ready!"
>Death Star fires
>Causes the big bang
>What a twist
>>63666549
>Nothing more than a rehash of Episode IV along with the Episode III background
And the people was hyped for this? nobody learned something from JJ Abrams with Strak Trek? SW fanobys are so innocent...
>>63666549
why did people think JJ could pull this off
his star trek movies were mediocre as fuck
Its not even hard to make a good star wars movie you just have to let competent people direct and write them.
>>63677183
>And the people was hyped for this?
There is a large population of people who blindly love things, like Star Wars nerds: they'll be hyped for ANY SW movie.
>>63676574
Hahaha wow great job Jew Jew
your all wrong, the force lives. and it's withing all of you.
>>63677225
I can't wait to get inundated with, "an interracial relationship between the two main characters, who are a woman and a man of color! If even Star Wars can do it, why are there still majority-white casts when it's almost 2016?!"
>>63675040
remember the phantom menace first reactions
>>63677172
>Universe Death Star will create the Big Bang
>There will no doubt be some retarded chosen one Jedi-Sith offspring who will use their mastery of the force to mold the new universe and keep it stable
>>63677289
>If even Star Wars can do it, why are there still majority-white casts when it's almost 2016?
Maybe beacuse are movies made in the West, they aren't made in the fucking India, Asia or Africa...
>>63677172
>implying the galaxy-sized Death Star doesn't get destroyed by a plucky young pilot in a 1 million lightyear long trench run
>>63677083
He can't end up in "that room full of white people" if he dies there, can he?
The first review is in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIBHq6veawg
>>63677186
You.
I like you.
>It's actually shit.
So how long until people admit it wasn't that good? Two years?
>>63677533
10/10, I actually watched this whole thing. Could be interpreted as actual commentary on Jew Wars.
Fuck I will be so dissapointed if this movie isn't a dissapointment.
>>63677160
Save us from this Rian
>>63671407
Yes. I miss Lucas so much. He would have never let this happen.
>>63670162
>>63670162
The prequels were shit, but at least they were different shit. This is just laughably pathetic, it's more of a "what if we remade Star Wars but used a more diverse cast and made the enemies look even more like Nazis?"
>>63671407
yes actually
he may have been a mediocre director but he wasn't a bad or obnoxious person
So is there any cameos? Like james bond or iron man?
>all I wanted was a rehash that appealed to fans of the OT, since I am one of them
>the movie also makes sure to push the interracial relationship angle
>gives Luke a 30 second cameo because he can't stop his mystery box bullshit even for one movie
>JJ also kills off Han in the shittiest way he could manage
>Ben Solo
All he had to do was rehash ANH and I would've been content.
ALL HE HAD TO FUCKING DO WAS REHASH ANH BUT NO. HE HAD TO GET HAN PRISON SHANKED BY HIS FUCKUGLY SON AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY ENJOYED SEEING THE BEGINNING OF A BLACKED VIDEO
I'm mad, guys. I'm mad and I don't even care who knows it.
>Rey gets the BBC
>/tv/ mad as fuck
>>63678198
I think I have seen Indiana Jones.
>>63678209
I'm way more BTFO at Han going out by getting tricked by his own son.
How fucking difficult would it be to let the character die in a fucking fight?
>>63667903
>isn't a rehash supposed to be a good thing
what?
>>63670162
I hated the prequels but I loved the worlds he created. he just isn't a good director or writer to get his ideas across. but his ideas are really good (when he isn't around yes men)
now were stuck with EU fanfiction thats worse than before.
>>63667903
The rehashing was the least of its problems.
>Finn/Rey ship confirmed
>30 seconds of Luke
>Han dying while trying to negotiate
>Kylo Ren's character in general
>pitiful depiction of Snoke
>barely any Poe Dameron
I don't know how he did it anon, but JJ fucked up a rehash.
But what about Sheev? Is he in?
>>63670162
you know the prequels were not very good movies, but the worlds he created making them were fucking god tier
the clone wars and everything with it was genuinely fun and awesome
>Snoke
Is there a more retarded name in the franchise?
>>63677285
great now someones going to shoop this.
>>63678408
>darth icky
>>63669339
This was the one thing I was afraid of to ruin this movie and they did it baka now I have to sit through cringy interracial scenes? Great
>>63678345
No there is a stormtrooper swinging around some kind of melee weapon to threaten the good guys and harrison ford is just nonchalantly shooting him.
at that point harrison ford was playing Indiana Jones and not han solo.
>The nigger gets the girl
BRAVO HOLLYWOOD!
not its debauchery from now on!
MAKE GAYS FUCK ON SCREEN TOO! BLACK AND WHITE CHINESE AND EUROPEAN COME ON!
honestly i don't like the idea, i might be slightly racist , which is curious because i'm mexican so i should be okay with interracial
>Rey/Finn confirmed
>/tv/ status - BLACKED
>>63678464
I'm not watching this. I'll read the fucking Thrawn trilogy before I watch this shit.
>>63678468
They really did that?
>>63678503
You're a racist. You said nigger and only dislike it because the guy is black. You're just racist, bro.
so the OT cast is written out of character?
what a surprise. JJ has no idea what the fuck a star wars is. fucking loser.
Does the black Stormtrooper die?
>>63678503
I remember when Misfits was in its prime and the whitest character ended up stealing the nigger's gf.
What the fuck happened in five years?
>>63678539
Nah he gives the white girl his semen
>>63678531
i cannot be racist senior i'm mexican, thats racist saying im racist.
we mexicans we are brown and thats almost black so no racismo sir.
>>63678533
>tfw I just realized that Sam Raimi would've made a fun as fuck Star Wars
THEY
KILL
FUCKING
HAN
SOLO?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63678539
no, he must fall in love with the white female lead, all according to the propaganda
>>63678580
what could have been.
>>63678558
Thanks for the heads up. Fucking dropped.
If they needed to pander to the blacks and feminists, why couldn't they just have a black Rey?
>>63678604
And he doesn't even die in a fight. He literally gets suckerstabbed by his disgusting sad excuse for a son.
Inbred fucker was probably Luke's.
>>63677335
>if one movie's first reactions were wrong, than they're all wrong
Woah, you really got me there, bud
I don't care about plot does the black man die and does he have a relationship with the white girl?
>>63678670
>he was born too late to see the blatant denial in person
It was a sad fucking thing, and everybody who went to the Episode I premiere are having a big fucking Deja Vu episode.
>>63678691
No and yes, apparently. I think Kylo fucks him up though before the strong independent woman rescues him.
>>63666549
Any lens flares?
>>63678691
No he doesn't, and yes he does.
I wish to Christ I was just baiting, but it's happening. Finn falls in love with Rey at first sight, and Rey realizes she loves him too when she rescues him near the end.
All of our worst fears, anon.
>>63678725
>Jew Jew Abrams
Have a fucking guess.
>>63678207
>>63678604
>I WANT THE SAME MOVIE AGAIN, FUCK ORIGINALITY, FUCK TAKING RISKS, FUCK CHARACTERS DYING
Every time a new movie comes out, I'm reminded that Star Wars fans are the most bitter, wishy-washy manchildren on the face of the earth. Your lives peaked in 1977, just kill yourselves alreadt.
GUYS
THIS ALL
IS
FAKE
ITS FROM FIVE FUCKING DAYS AGO
F
A
K
E
NOT
O
T
REAL
>>63678650
Thats not nearly as progressive anon
>>63678779
What really happens then?
>>63678769
I don't mind Han dying, but it needed to be in a more meaningful way if the leaks are true.
>>63678716
I was at the first showing, you fucking dipshit.
If you think every instance will follow that example then you're just a retard plain and simple.
>>63678801
It is if she's taking white cock.
>>63678807
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/3wv3c2/gameday_thread_star_wars_premiere/cxzkmy3
i know i know reddit
but this one is legit atleast, reddit is full of spoilers from the premiere
>>63678824
The early reviews are an exact copy of what the fans kept insisting until it sunk in.
I'm sorry, anon, but there's been a curse on Star Wars since George decided to edit his movies post-release.
>tfw black and reading the spoilers
Really enjoying this tbqh
>>63678838
>>63678838
that one has the same details retard
give me a link to watch this shit or torrent
>>63678769
>thinking JJ expressing his own ideas is a good thing
>ever
JJ can only ever shine if he's blatantly ripping off better directors. He falls on his face every single time he takes a risk.
>>63678903
>>63678901
>>63678779
>not knowing about the guy who just returned from the premiere, provided proof, and specifically said the pastebin was 100% accurate
"To a T", he said.
>>63678906
the earliest this is going to leak is late thursday I'd say
>>63678899
Even funnier are the people angrily still trying to defend this trainwreck.
/tv/ shitstains have to be so contrarian and are so worried about the SJW boogeyman that they're actually praising Lucas and the prequels.
You're all fucking trash and don't deserve to live.
>>63678816
What's more meaningful then trying to reason with his son who has gone off the deep end? Han was always the dashing rogue sort, but he also had a soft side for his friends and family, so I don't see how his way of dying was a bad thing.
Did you want him to go down guns blazing in a sea of stormtroopers or something? He's old as fuck now, any action oriented scene with him is gonna look comical at best, just look at Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
i don't really wanna go watch the movie anymore if the black guy and rey are something more than friends.
i'm that racist, my friends are gonna drag me tho.
>>63679001
Am I literally the only person who won't watch this specifically because Han dies in a shitty and humiliating way?
I can watch A New Hope, get the same exact story, and not watch Han die in a shitty and humiliating way.
>>63679023
>tfw racist friends
Feels good man.
>>63679017
>an old man is incapable of firing a gun all of a sudden
You're an idiot. Shitloads of old characters have gone out guns blazing.
>>63679023
I don't want to see it because a black guy is anything but a secondary character. Lando was pushing it.
>>63679100
>old men with guns look soooo cool
No anon, the retard is you
>>63669119
dont forget the $104 billion they spent on this stupid fucking movies advertising budget.
>>63678746
Fuck this movie then and fuck Jew Jew Abrams.
>>63679126
>that strawman
You in no way denied that old characters have effectively gone out while fighting in various motion pictures.
Again, you're a fucking idiot.
Just tell me something /tv/
DO REY AND FINN ACTUALLY KISS/HOLD HANDS/STARE AT EACH OTHER LOVINGLY?
because if they do i'm out.
if they don't i'll go watch it
>>63678930
who is philip pine?
>>63679178
They don't kiss or hold hands, but they do stare at each other lovingly on separate nonmutual occasions.
It is going to fucking happen.
>>63676574
This can't be real, right?
They literally just ad-libbed the episode IV script?
>>63679178
they imply sex and a hint from rey at finn and the long staff that rey is wielding
yes
I would nyongo her bongo desu senpai
>>63679200
Oh, it's real, and added shitty new twists that managed to drive the whole thing even lower.
>>63679170
this. or something like a clint eastwood movie. something meaningful to save his friends or something. the son being a bad guy just sounds like a forced plot device.
>>63678838
Fuck you
>>63669119
They won't. Even if this sucks, the idiot fanboys will love it regardless and see it a lot and see the sequels and spinoffs
Then a decade later they'll admit there's issues with it.
>>63679199
>>63679205
i'm out, not going, fuck this.
>>63679219
That interviewer sssssssSSSSSUCKED
>>63679260
Welcome aboard.
So, guys
Is it Jar Jar Abrams from now on?
Seriously, guys. Jew Jew Abrams made this movie. How could it possibly be anything other than a pile of shit?
>>63679302
Jar Jar Binks didn't do what this faggot has done.
Jar Jar Binks didn't fuck the OT up.
if rey was black this would be fine.
or if finn and rey were white this would be fine
>>63679317
This is exactly why I was hoping he'd just fully rehash ANH with next to zero changes.
Every time JJ has an idea, it's always shitty and it always ends up in the movie.
Is jar jar binks the man bad guy?
Do Rei and Finn share an interactive kiss?
>>63679363
Hell, even if Finn were white and Rey were black it would've been fine.
>>63679373
No, Gollum is the main bad guy and Rey and Finn don't exactly kiss, but it's very obvious they will in the sequel.
Those terminally ill fans that watched the movie earlier must have been pissed they wasted their final wish on this
>>63679416
I like to think the dying guy wrote the pastebin.
>>63679398
finn could have been asian and rey black and that'd be fine too
>>63679416
especially because the WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE WAS A SETUP FOR THE NEXT LOL
>>63679398
>they may kiss
Nope not gonna risk watching this shit
>>63679432
>especially because the WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE WAS A SETUP FOR THE NEXT LOL
Jesus Christ that's depressing as hell.
That guy was on his last fucking leg and he gets a cliffhanger.
I didn't think you could do worse than the female ghostbusters taking pictures with confused dying children, but JJ proved me the fuck wrong.
>tfw you realise that Jar Jar Binks did less damage to Star Wars than Jew Jew Abrams has
>>63679476
I hope Jew Jew at least told him how the trilogy ends.
>>63666549
literally fake, just compiled every rumor
>>63671906
Don't you mean Gunga?
is the acting as least better than the wooden deliveries of the prequels?
IS THERE AN INTERRACIAL BLACKED SCENE IN THIS MOVIE COMPARABLE TO JESSICA JONES TELL ME ASAP THIS WILL HELP ME DECIDE.
>>63679553
gunga? gunga lunga!
>>63679567
Yes.
>>63679363
You have to understand that Rey is a female Jedi. Do you really expect a puny white boi to satisfy her?
>>63679222
So where does Finn play a part in the movie?
Why is he using a lightsaber? Is he a secret Jedi too?
>>63679666
fuck you satan, you made this happen, other jedi alien girls went with white people you fucker!
>>63679690
Evidently he's not a force user and is just using the saber because he happens to have it.
Seems his only major role was freeing Poe, and he's just along for the ride the rest of the way.
so whats the excuse for dude following anything of the dark side? not just seduction. whats the reason?
it makes no real sense when Lie wasn't really trying to be a jedi and Han didn't give a shit about that either.
Luke would have been teaching him if thats the case, but why go into exile?
this script is already all over the place.
>>63679549
its not fake, i got back from the premier in chicago an hour ago
what bothered me most was the forced multiracial shit, everyone had to be represented, black dude had to get the white women because white males are bad and you should feel bad for being white and male
>luke is only in the movie for 30 seconds
wot
why isnt he doing anything while the empire is still around
HECK this would be okay if finn was a black independent woman who needs no empire.
>>63679728
It's like the light turned green and the train fucking exploded.
That's the only way I can describe this mess.
>>63671807
>It also has a trench and can be destroyed with a trench run
noooo
>>63679768
>HECK
Hello Mr. Nygaard.
>>63669236
Wouldn't draining the sun destroy the star system?
>>63679734
no need to lie to feel like a special insider bud
there's literally no new information in that. i don't give a shit if black guy gets a white girl, i'm not an insecure beta cuck who loses women to niggers
>>63666549
So I see Disney wants to have their cake, and eat it too.
They want the praise and fame the original trilogy has, but none of the responsibility or comparisons to any of the past features.
Pretty smart desu
i don't understand why they push interracial shit on this.
At least put a fucking mexican there fucking white girls so i can feel included, this black guys are for blacks, we need mexicans now! COME ON
So basically they went full SJW and made a female the ultimate savoir simply because she's female. in short just like every disney princess movie.
Episodes 1-3 confirmed for being superior to Episodes 7-9
>>63666549
>Finn is badly wounded and spends rest of the movie in a coma. Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.)
>>63679848
not a special insider, i just work at the place, so i got to see the movie also
i dont care about interracial relationships, but the movie forces it just because its trendy
so was the reverse cuck thing true where the chick fell in love with someone else?
>Ben Solo
>Ren Kylo
JJ has been taking lessons in poetry from the man himself
The spoilers mention nothing about Captain Phasma for some reason.
>>63679848
>im perfectly content with niggers destroying my race at the behest of jew propaganda
>im not a cuck
LOL
>>63680000
No, and not even quads can say otherwise.
>>63680023
It's because she does literally fuckall.
So yet again JJ gets an entire intergalactic universe to play in and just nostalgia mines the old stuff into a new hack film, not even slightly surprised.
>>63679915
>Episodes 1-3 confirmed for being superior to Episodes 7-9
Kid Anakin literally destroys a blockade ship himself with his plot armor. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>63679964
>Finn is badly wounded and spends rest of the movie in a coma. Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.)
There better be a HAPPENING during the screening i swear to god.
>people won't watch because of " muh cuckoldry"
Bunch of beta white nerd males admitting they would lose a girl to apes irl lmao
I paid good money for a happy ending in 1983.
Do I get a refund?
>>63680143
Yeah only real men pay to go watch interracial porn
What you're not going to suck a dick, are you some kind of beta coward?
lmao
>>63679035
Nope. Fuck this.
SNOKES KILLS CUKCKLDORE
>>63671807
>trench run
jesus fuck
>noone believes that luke skywalker was real
what the fuck
>>63680143
>"A real man would raise another man's kids! What are you a pussy!"
>>63678342
>now were stuck with EU fanfiction thats worse than before.
literally this.
>>63666549
really because i'm seeing positive reviews all across the board from people who've actually seen the film and aren't critics, you're autistic to try and flame a movie while going off of some no-named faggot critic that everyone hates.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/15/entertainment/star-wars-premiere-reactions-feat/index.html
>>63671407
lucas pls come back ;_;
>>63680315
literally episode 4, the jedi are a myth again and trench run
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF RETURN OF THE JEDI
>>63680365
Hello, Jew Jew :)
>>63680365
are you even bothering to listen to anyone on /tv/ like they're telling the truth, nobody has seen the movie yet except a select few, and some critics, and if you're intelligent you don't go off critic reviews unless it's astoundingly one sided.
I guarentee OP and everyone else who think they're funny posting "spoilers" are just mongoloid autistic fools, who think they can bait using fake spoilers. It's an amusing idea but poorly executed, to the point it makes me wonder if all of /tv/ has down syndrome.
>>63671407
No. If you let the team kill off Han in Return he wouldn't get stabbed like a prison bitch by his own son.
>>63676574
JJ BTFO
J
B
T
F
O
>>63680459
True, nobody on this board has obviously seen the new star wars and don't know what the fuck they're talking about in any sense.
>>63680459
how open is going to be your asshole when you watch the movie and see the leaks were real.
nice denial :)
I want you to remember this post.
>>63666549
i'm seeing people saying "well it is a ripoff of the old trilogy and a lot of shit is not explained but it is a great movie!"
seriously? how's that a great movie, specially a star wars one?
>>63680610
>100% star wars XD
aka it's meh
>>63676989
>his most important question is whether there will be cuck porn of star wars
/tv/ is so fucking awful. delete this board goot
>>63676574
They pretty much split Luke into 4 characters.
Prequel Trilogy:
>Maul is the obedient servant in black that doesn't talk much and looks intimidating.
>Dooku is a fallen Jedi who dresses in regal attire while using a powerful fencing-style in battle.
>Grievous is a cyborg general with labored breathing and a skull-like face plate.
The antagonists of the prequels represent Anakin/Vader's actual future
Sequel Trilogy:
>Rey is reclusive scavenger left alone and restless on a desert world without hope - if Luke's adventure had never begun
>Finn is trained Empire trooper who later has a crisis of faith and abandons his duties - if Luke had joined the Imperial Academy like he initially hoped
>Poe is a hotshot X-Wing pilot with uncanny talent and courage, as well as possessing a bloodline of brave fighters - if Luke had not continued his Jedi training after and remained a Rebel pilot
>Kylo Ren is a dark side worshipper who admires Vader, likely his grandfather, and who betrayed his former allies - if Luke had accepted Vader's offer to rule the galaxy as father and son
The protagonists of the sequels represent Luke's possible futures.
>>63680365
www.reddit.com/user/barrygibbFan has seen it and he corroborates that.
will there be a /tv/ stream with chat when the cam rip comes out?
>>63676574
dear lord
>>63678401
>let the contrarian prequel apologists begin
>>63676574
2bh, I would've done the same. Imagine all that pressure of the possibility of making a installment worse than the prequels. I'd lose sleep knowing that pressure was on me
>>63680459
the spoilers are real, deny it all you want, the movie has been shown in several cities now and i have personally seen it having worked at the theater it was shown at for all the critics
im not going to say if the movie is shit or not, i personally liked it, despite the forced sjw and interracial shit, make up your mind for yourself when you see it, but the spoilers are true
>>63678408
Sheev
>>63678983
Nah. The funniest part is watching all of this /tv/ autism trying to outdo each other with contrarianism.
60000000000edgy60000000001me
>Most people like it
No shit, sherlock. Most people will like literally anything that doesn't go out of its way to offend them.
>>63670162
Is anyone else getting fucking sick of Jews ruining everything they touch?
They're like white niggers.
miss me yet?
>>63666549
>>63680802
Keep going. I'm fucking dying here.
Your franchise will be shitty forever.
>>63680859
Yes... I'm sorry... I really am...
>>63679722WE WAS JEDIS
>>63670218
Lol 4chan has become tumblr for whiny white men, the circle is now complete.
>ewww too many white people
>dont cast lando
>>63680859
at least he didn't do interracial shit...
>>63681013
Which is ironic considering his wife.
>>63679818
My first thought too, why not just use that energy to power the ship at that point
>>63680859
No. See >>63680482
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.
>>63671407
He was a good friend
>>63680778
Just say it's shit.
>>63676574
Genuinely disgusted
