Gay wars confirmed shit
>>63664196
Flaws confirmed. It's guaranteed to be shit.
>>63664196
100% shit
>>63664196
All these tweets are sounding echo chamber as fuck
>>63664196
>Were there flaws? Sure.
I was not expecting that. That certainly doesn't bode well. It sounds EXACTLY like damage control from a fan.
>>63664256
this desu family
>The movie's heart is in the right place
This is the participation award of reviews
literally who?
>>63664301
this
100% pure flaws
>>63664196
I swear this is the movie review equivalent of being set up for a Blind date and being told
>She's got a great personality
>>63664196
They said the same thing about Episode 1 when it first screened.
>twitter review
>disregarded flaws
>lightsabers in the avatar
>"100% pure #star wars"
Yep, fan denial.
TFA confirmed for blunder of the year
IM A WHITE NERD
I CANT SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT IT, EVEN IF ITS TRUE
>>63664524
This. Never forget the fan in the stormtrooper outfit watching Jar Jar fuck around on Naboo, still hoping the movie will get good.
BLUNDER OF THE YEAR
SW FANBOYS ON SUICIDE WATCH, DENIAL IS WORKING OVERTIME
>>63664524
Seriously? Fucking kek of the highest order. Insurmountable kek.
Why do they keep saying "it's Star Wars!" as if it's some mark of quality. Do they mean it's two thirds shit?
>>63664571
fuckin numales
I'm still wondering how they might pull off a mythical hero's journey story (male-centric since the dawn of man) with a female.
100% serious here. Joseph Campbell always spoke of the appeal of these films to men and boys because, "manhood must be proven." It's a primordial thing. This is evident in the wizened male mentor (Kenobi) passing down Excalibur to the squire. It's all based on deep myths with shades of heraldry sprinkled in.
I never had a problem with Finn. My concern has always been a female taking the path of a young, male warrior. It just seems to ring false. It feels unnatural, and I think many fans will sense something isn't working the whole time.
But they'll never point out why, of course. They'll just tweet out that it has "flaws". But this won't capture people's imaginations the way an honest myth does. Myths don't change to suit the passing political climate of the time.
>>63664651
Means it's literally full of trademark items, but they are recolored to make them seem frees to plebs.
That's all it is
>>63664571
no wonder america's in its death throes
>>63664686
Finn is blackface in 2015
A clown
>>63664686
She doesn't have to be a traditional warrior, from the trailer it looks like she takes more of a scout role, spelunking down abandoned spaceships and shit
same reactions when Phantom menace came out.
its like pottery
The OT was made at the right time of cinema. no one knows how to do it anymore.
So does this mean that HitB is postponed for a plinket review of TFA?
>>63664301
consolation prize from the supplementary draw
>>63664726
Sure thing just after Space Cop is finished.
>>63664715
Good point. I hope you're right. It can work if they don't try so hard to make her identical to Luke. She SHOULD be different. She's a young woman, for Chrissakes.
And let me be clear: I'm not shitting on this pre-emptively. It just concerns me.
>>63664196
I had no idea that constant shilling of toys was considered having "heart"
How is the next director going to build an original movie on this rubble of the OT?
There's literally nothing at the end.
>>63664789
IGNORE APPEAL TO NATURE EXISTENTIAL POSTS
DON'T REPLY TO EXISTENTIAL POSTS
>>63664715
She's uses her staff to fight off a bunch of storm troopers single handedly
>>63664196
>flaws don't matter in the Disney/Pixar/Marvel trinity
Jesus Christ how do they do it?
>>63664686
>My concern has always been a female taking the path of a young, male warrior
I think this is a manifestation of feminism and ultimately the breaking apart of the traditional; male-female gender dynamic
in a hundred years, masculine females will be the a norm, as will faggot couples (if they're not already), rub-munchers,'straight' guys with traps... the latter even becoming the closest to "hetero-normative" we'll likely have then
gender (and sex) are transitive, as are their roles in society, and as we all know, entertainment media leads and conditions society for what's in stall for it
>>63664196
>Did the story make any sense? No. Was it boring and predictable? Yes.
>>63662761
Spoilers are out, rehash confirmed.
>>63664726
we can only hope...
>>63664196
>flaws don't matter if you're a blind fanboy
That could describe everything ever
>>63664843
so how will you procreate?
leave all the vagina to me?
>>63664789
>toys
Or jewelry, or dodge rams, or tomato soup, or candy, or macaroni and cheese.
The advertising following this release has been beyond shameless.
Fucking Disney.
>>63664915
I saw a giant display in the grocery store just of star wars napkins. Who the fuck cares whats on their napkins?
As long as the director is a jew and the leads are a nigger and a woman, the heart is in the right place :)
>>63664686
Yeah... You're gonna have an issue no matter what any of us tell you. Just the fact you think the hero's journey is ALWAYS male centric and its UNNATURAL (wtf, the hero's journey is a man-made story-telling construct, not a natural occurrence) for a women to go on that journey shows that you don't have the mental maturity to simply watch a movie with a female lead
>>63664843
Yeah i agree that's why people are angry by pushing too much this thing in movies. It's too early.
>>63664891
the same way LGBTIADFERTARBSDFBFDY@#$2345 couples do now -- IVF, donations, surrogates... in time DNA manipulation will allow for lab-grown embryos anyway, which will be genetically superior to homebrews who could have any number of congenital retardations
since the history of mammalian copulation, the vast majority of fucking does not take place for procreation... in a century, procreation will become a medical exercise in obtaining the optimum conditions for conception and have nothing to do with foolishly fanciful notions like "love"
>>63664990
too complicated. you'll be extinct in a week.
I'll take your females.
>pirate castle
At least fat old Lucas tried. JJ just lifted random shit from modern Dr Who when he had to create a new planet populated with aliens.
>>63664940
>kids
>parents that want their kids quiet and content
>>63664524
evidence?
i don't remember twitter existing back then
>>63664983
I'd agree that it's being pushed and pushed too hard... but the inception of it was around long before the advent of film or even entertainment media... even the ancient Greeks were boy-fucking their pre-puberty twinks as a right of 'passage'... Rome was full of gay/dyke/drag/trap hookers too...
religion simply 'hetero-normative' washed history with the help of the likes of Leviticus, so most think everything was hand-holding and baby showers until the 60's... even 20's German was a pedo / bestian faggot pit of libertine lechery... and then automaton Hitler came along
>>63664686
This is one of the main reasons I'm not interested in this film.
The next two movies will end up having to rely on the old cast more and more or else introduce a new young male jedi to take over the role.
>>63664967
I have no problem with female-led films. But I prefer when females bear some resemblance to actual females.
I have not met a single woman in 25 years on planet earth who enjoyed combat or craved physical confrontation.
This sort of woman exists only in Hollywood. There is no truth in that kind of art, and that's why it feels strange to those of us who haven't swallowed the sociological garbage about gender theory.
There are many mythical tales putting women front and center. But they involve an entirely different set of emotions and objectives than fighting, killing, and stoically facing death.
>>63665008
you're welcome to them... I outgrew them long ago...
>>63664686
I've never looked at it that way, anon. And frankly I think that's retarded. Not to sound like a tumblr kike but when I watch hero's journey shit I like watching the growth, characterization, and self-improvement the character goes through, I don't give a shit whether his cock grows bigger as he progresses. That's gay as hell. As long as the chick isn't a whiny cunt I don't see why she can't be the hero.
Mulan was a good movie, even with all that SJW shit.
>>63664805
Same way Lucas made Episodes 2 and 3.
None of them have much to do with each other.
Flaws always matter. Saying they don't is hella mad gay.
100% Star Wars , what else would it be..
>>63664196
Worthless criticism.
>>63665125
>Not to sound like a tumblr kike
You do.
>>63665125
>As long as the chick isn't a whiny cunt I don't see why she can't be the hero.
But that's his point, for the most part THEY WOULD BE! Tens of thousands of years as a species we've developed differently and there's a willful ignorance about these general biological roles
>>63664571
>shrewdly satisfying, blessedly adult-minded pleasure
jesus fucking christ dustin
>>63665096
>I have not met a single woman in 25 years on planet earth who enjoyed combat or craved physical confrontation.
>>63664196
confirmed blunder of the century?
>>63665096
>I have not met a single woman in 25 years on planet earth who enjoyed combat or craved physical confrontation.
>This sort of woman exists only in Hollywood.
move out of your parents place and live in any low income neighborhood for a couple of months. I guarantee you will see women who
>enjoy combat and crave physical confrontation
>>63665289
Well, have fun with that, anon.
>>63665321
>not able to figure out he was talking in generalizations
>typical liberal not understanding the difference between 'general' and 'universal'
>>63665044
>American "parents" have every moment of their lives controlled by their children and pamper their children to keep them quiet because they're too afraid to look like a bad guy by being a disciplinarian
>heart in the right place
kek it's ogre
That's like the "I like you as a friend" of movie reviews.
/tv/ has got to be the most crypto-SJW board on the chans.
When you make a simple statement like "sexual dimorphism is real", you get immediately shouted down by glib faggots blithely unaware of biology.
I'm certain when World War III begins, the women and men will rush to the front lines in equal measure, right?
Is this the way the new crop of kids thinks? Have they ever left Tumblr? It's not how human beings have ever or will ever operate.
And that's why the art that depicts the grrrl power ethos is false and will be discarded when the memes dry up.
>>63665448
>Talk about fiction
>Want realistic shit like sexual dimorphism
>In fiction
Literally autism
>>63665417
>/chan/
>giving a fuck
>>63665485
But don't you understand that fiction has to have some referent in reality? Some basic truth about the human condition?
Are you so pleb that you can't grasp what a confused trash pit your culture has devolved into? We are teaching little girls to master physical combat and martial discipline?
There is a reason for myths. They pass on cultural wisdom. What is ours? "Girls can be just like boys, too lololol!"
It's wrongheaded in every respect.
Should we ever face another hard, trying time in the western world, perhaps we'll all stop pretending we are interchangeable cogs and focus on our natural strengths.
But I see decadence and dishonesty. And that's why none of this will stand the test of time.
>>63665622
>basic truth.
nah, I like crazy ass shit like anime and sci fi and fantasy. You go fuck yerself.
>>63665622
What the fuck does any of that have to do with girls having jedi powers and shit?
>>63665680
And you had the gall to call me autistic.
Go lay down with your body pillow, anon.
>>63665680
>>63665708
>This samefaggotry on an anonymous pony imageboard
>>63664524
This. I remember the same talk from back when the Phantom Menace came out.
You guys are totally overreacting, apparently The Force Awakens is great
My wife's son said it was really good
>>63665694
Because women aren't the ones called to protect civilization with arms.
They do many amazing, wonderful things. And those things are never encouraged anymore. They are told to live as defective, hyper-emotional men instead of women.
The hero's journey is an ancient coming-of-age tale for males. It makes sense to us, deep in our souls. It taps into our prehistory; when boys were called to prove themselves and sacrifice if necessary.
Any civilization that sends women to war and violent adventuring will die.
>>63665819
I'll admit to a sensible chuckle at this one.
>>63664990
t. fedora time traveler
>>63665827
>Implying any of this bullshit is relevant in a fictional galaxy full of fictional characters that do things normal fictional humans can't do a long long time ago
>>63664196
If you start yor tweet review like that is obvious is suc
>>63665819
show mercy to my sides, anon
>>63665827
This motherfucker needs to write a book. Speaking the truth poetically while the rest of you dumb fucks pretend "BUT IZ JUS A MOVIE, ANON!"
> Literally says there is flaws.
Jesus, is this going to be the 8.8 of Kino
>>63665902
>implying pop culture doesn't have a HUGE fucking impact on our civilization
>>63665902
You are a fucking retard.
Art imitates life.
Yes, even in the case of Star Wars. For example, jedi powers were originally inspired by hindu religions or some shit iirc.
A movie is a form of text, just told trough visuals and sound. And a text has to be made by people to exist. What you're watching on the screen is a collection of peoples' ideas which are results of their thoughts and ideologies.
>>63664686
In the most part you are right. There are some female-cantric hero stories, tales though, like Snowwhite, Cinderella etc. In my country there are traditional folk tales where sometimes the youngest child (customary hero role) is female. She usually achieves her goals not by fighting and killing, but being smart, kind-hearted and hard-working. WHat I'm saying is there is nothing wrong with female heroes, they should just reach their goals with different methods and skillset than boys, otherwise it feels fake SJW fanservice.
>>63665343
Not in the same way you, moron.
There are trashy chicks that get into fights but put them next to a man and they'll get destroyed every single time. Call it what you want but it just isn't in their DNA.
>>63664571
I'm going to guess and say you didn't event watch Trainwreck.
It was actually good.
After all this time trying to keep my expectations in check this tweet checked the fuck out of them in nothing flat.
Fuck.
its been officially confirmed luke doesnt have a single line in the movie
gonna be hilarious to watch star wars autists try and defend this one
>>63664196
>The movie's heart is in the right place
is that a "at least they tried"?
>>63664576
>This. Never forget the fan in the stormtrooper outfit watching Jar Jar fuck around on Naboo, still hoping the movie will get good.
lmao what is this? Where is it?
>>63665059
There's an excellent documentary called "The Trial of George Lucas", and you get a lot of reactions from people just walking out of TPM in it.
Isnt this the exact same thing people were saying after star trek 09 came out?
>it's not exactly star trek you're used to
>and it had a bunch of flaws
>but i had fuuuuuuuuun
Who else is going to see this movie withba bunch of friends so you can get the best experience possible and let Star Wars finally die?
I mean if the movie is going to be a soulless cash in, which it will be, you can at least claim you saw it on the best possible atmosphere and that it still was shit.
>>63667006
I just googled and I can't find shit, not even a reference to it.
You got a link?
>>63667132
"The People Vs George Lucas"
>>63667132
i think he means the people vs george lucas
>>63664983
really, only racists and bigots are irritated by this, so you need to be more specific when you say "people"
>>63665098
who is this enchanting ero-godess?
>>63667011
I'd be happy if this is ST '09 level
>>63667132
The other two who replied to you were right; meant The People vs George Lucas. It's been a year or two since I've seen it.
>>63664686
who is the mythical hero of the prequels?
>>63664503
kek
>>63667304
Anakin is the tragic hero
>>63664196
>it's 100% pure #starwars
>It's got da music, it's got the lightsabers, pure star wars guys! Totally not nostalgia!
Jesus christ this damage control.
>people forgetting Star Wars Episode I initial praise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaaa_OBkzw
>>63667346
what makes him heroic or a hero? doesn't obiwan fit better if we look at what happens in the movies rather than inside lucas mind?
>>63667454
>what are paid reactions
>>63667213
>Literally will forget the movie as soon as it's finished level
Why?
>>63667454
>that chick describing The Phantom Menace as the eighth wonder of the world
incredible
poor soul
>>63664571
>a woman unapologetic about wanting sex
lmao
>>63664196
>Y-yeah it's flawed but...we'll see it again and maybe it will grow
Literally Phantom Menace 2.0
>>63667454
It will sink in for people. They have gone in with the mentality that it's gonna be great so they'll lie to themselves
>>63667454
Nothing wrong with the prequels!
Guys, why does it have to be bad?
When will this cuck wars shit end?
>>63667454
Last guy was the only one being honest with himself, which means he was also the only one getting any sleep that night not being in denial
>>63667132
Here's a bit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phtx2Bjt29U
>>63666978
My 19, 1999.
The day the hype died.
>>63668391
Disney has Star Wars now, it will NEVER stop, much like Marvel/capehsit
>>63668391
disney own this shit now man, we're getting a movie a year every year forever
remember star wars? i sure wish i didn't
>>63668388
It didn't. I was hype until the confirmed plot synopsis.
>Ben "Kylo Ren" Solo
>Han getting killed while literally trying to talk it out
>Finn's real name being "FN-[some number]" just like OB-1 Kenobi EXCEPT FOR REAL THIS TIME GUIZE!
>Finn being in love with Rey
>Rey realizing she's in love with Finn
>Luke having no lines and only being in the movie for 30 seconds
>unnecessary cliffhanger ending
>>63664196
You can tell thats how modern men have to speak to not sound racist. He is obviously saying putting a monkey as a lead role ruined the movie. Mesa jar jar binks 2.0
>>63665680
>>63665694
>TRIGGERED!
>>63664686
A liberal admitting the niger ruined the movie and instead blames it on whitey.
desu baka senpai cuck
>>63668563
but hes a side character who doesn't do much
its all about Rey
>>63664196
>The movie's heart is in the right place
I'm not asking for that, just the plot and overall quality will do but I guess that's too much right.
>>63666442
Underrated post.
Why do women find it necessary to forgo their guile in favor of brute strength they simply don't possess?
>>63665343
lol ok m8. Way to prove his point. Let's put some ghetto ass jeannette in the hero role and see how that pans out
>>63665125
faggot
>be gay
>still get pissed off when people associate anything involving primarily men and things to do with masculinity with homosexuality
this is the fucking reason the west is dying
>>63665059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaaa_OBkzw
