Any minute now.. Predict the tomatometer, whoever gets it right is king of /tv/.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/
85% fresh
77%
>>63661582
110%
screencap this
TFA will literally make history
>>63661582
Pretty sure the embargo is until tomorrow at midnight PST.
84
88 or 89
An even 88. I'm predicting dubs, OP.
DURACELL
100%
>>63661666
satan has spoken
96%
Cap this right now
>>63661666
Oh shit
I don't really use that site, what score did they give Dunstan Checks In?
>>63661582
42% in the name of the one true God, Douglas Adams
Keep in mind.
Early response has been really positive.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-star-wars-force-awakens-premiere-live-updates-htmlstory.html
>>63661582
93% fresh
7.6/10 avg
It will be repeating integers.
>>63661582
85% Duracell
88% bow to your double king!
>>63661857
6% then.
Cap this.
>>63661582
93% after 14 reviews
Daily reminder that movies in the 80s on Rotten Tomatoes are better than movies in the 90s
>>63661582
89%
92. No question.
>>63661926
I question this
97%
>>63661906
Hmm yeah this is true actually
>>63661987
good ol' clay
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/676650767126695936
star wars is good
Last two digits you roll is the RT score.
Roll.
>>63662004
Based Patton always delivers
>>63662004
>literal kek
next?
>>63662004
Based Patton always delivers
>>63661987
that nigga clay
>>63662036
better?
>>63662004
this is the same guy that loves the avengers movies
im not taking anything he says as a sign of great
>>63661987
That Clay motherfucker better be lying through his goddam teeth.
>>63662004
these fat greasy fanboys are who is let in to watch this shit, knowing full well they're only there to promote it to whatever sub-section of NEETs they appeal too?
71%
If it sucks, it will still get lots of good reviews from nostalgia-goggle wearing fanboys.
On the other hand, it could be the best movie ever released and edgelords will give it bad reviews for clicks.
>>63662106
hes saying that because he saw a lot of flaws and doesn't want to talk about it he'll need to do so in therapy
>>63662004
I'm surprised he wasn't disappointed that the avengers never showed up.
>>63661743
All this film has to do is be better than the prequels and people will gush about how it's the greatest thing ever.
87%. Average rating 7.8/10.
Certified Fresh
Normies will give it 90~95% like they do to all other capeshit.
>>63662106
>flick
yep, i bet
>Rating this film right after The Emperor Strikes Back
>not even 24 hours after you've digested it, nor worn off your excitement buzz and rush of whatever endorphins from being around equally excited people
Cmon...at least give it a few days
>>63662133
My exact opinion, along with my exact number
I guess I'll say 73%
>movies been out for over an hour
>still no equivalent to bane posting
ITS OVER /TV/
YOU HAVE FAILED
>>63662244
IMO 72
>caring about rt
Hi there shill shillington. Do you get a bonus for new idiots who fall for this, or do you get a flat rate?
>>63662236
This.
Exactly why TDKR got the reviews it got. Nobody was willing to wait. Hell, I thought I liked the movie until it finally sunk in how fucking bad it was.
>>63662188
>tfw all of /tv/ want this movie to be utter shit so they can all meme about for years until the next movie.
>tfw if its average or good we can't meme about it for a long time
Probably around something like pic related
>>63662270
>I don't let critics tell me what to watch
>I'm an adult
>>63662106
Confirmed shit on arrival, already queuing up the "they're just going to call it shit because doing that is popular" defense.
>>63662326
To be fair, even if it was movie of the century, we'd still bash it as best we can. I know I will.
>>63662236
It's better than A New Hope and is up there with Into Darkness.
>>63662303
literally IMAX : the movie
>>63662303
>Gravity has better score than Interstellar
Fuck RT.
>>63662322
You know that RT employs people to post stuff like this all over the internet to get more users, right?
>>63662016
00 baby
![patrick-bateman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C39rmwI.jpg "patrick-bateman[1].jpg")
my digits will be the tomatoscore
>>63662463
close, but no dubs
Whatever these dubs are
>>63662463
You left your dubs here.
>>63662463
Nice try but everyone knows my digits will be the rt score.
>>63661582
86
Screencap this
87
FRIENDLY REMINDER to downvote the movie into oblivion on all major review sites!
>>63662406
Gravity is better than in a movie theatre Interstellar. Neither are movies deserving very high ratings.
>>63662475
You mean like these?
Whatever my post number ends in is gonna be the RT score.
00=100%
Trips=0%
>>63662656
You're mistaken, I think you mean like these.
>>63662738
These
96% high
84% low
>>63662768
This
>>63662406
Are you joking? Gravity is much better than Shitterstellar
>>63662759
*Ahem* you mistaken your singles for dubs. See mine and taste salvation.
>>63661582
88%
>>63662831
Crapity was good the first time, lame the second.
Interstellar was great the first time and great the second.
Go home :-)
>>63661666
https://twitter.com/devincf/status/676642983245012992
https://twitter.com/devincf/status/676643653834551296
https://twitter.com/devincf/status/676651190831083524
>>63663004
Why the sheer number of replies?
There are no dubs and it can't have been that huge a revelation.
Just saw it. Not sure if I want to voice my opinion on twitter. Might get called a racist.
>>63663070
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck
>>63663058
big memes
>>63662004
>patton oswalt
literally reddit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YLzlIsrU4o
>>63663070
>caring about your race
>bad
lel ok
>>63662106
>great stuff sprinkled in there
>it's gonna be great
You seen A New Hope?
It's basically a remake with a few things from Empire thrown in. It hits ALL the same beats. Except this time you aren't watching it for the first time when you're 7 years old.
Watch a trailer, put together which character aligns with an older character and you've just figured out the entire plot.
>>63663131
>knowing this much about him
Literally Reddit.
>>63663070
I just want to know if they are going to pair up that nigger with the lead actress so I can avoid wasting money on inter-species breading propaganda.
>>63662940
I love watching Interstellar again but I just stop the movie when it gets close to the time cube desu
Right after DOCKING
>>63663313
;^)
>>63663026
>Reddit Media memes
>Actual Marveldrone
Devin is a cocksucker, if whines about it it's probably gonna be good.
>using RT as indicator of how good a movie is
Why no timato reviews yet?
>>63663518
Because press screenings are later today and the review embargo is up 00.01 PST tomorrow
No reviews till then
>>63663552
11 minutes senpai
>>63663518
24 hours from now dumb dumb
>>63663411
Well I admit, the love thing wasn't so great. But still, I find Interstellar better than Gravity. Well, that's just my little humble opinion.
Are your brains really so small that you need someone else to tell you what to think about a fucking Star Wars movie? Or any movie?
Mid 80s.
It'll deserve 5/10 reviews but people still have blue balls from the prequels blowing so they'll overrate it.
>>63663570
Thanks anon chan ill show you a good time now
>>63662292
i want it to be the flop of the millennium
>>63663811
2 minutes until you're wrong
>>63663577
In PST it is now tomorrow
>>63663829
where is it
>>63663843
reviews go up wednesday
>>63661987
>not posting "hand solos death was done so well" on the Star Wars Instagram
First result
>>63664038
jej
>>63661743
Could this pic related be any more vague?
>>63662064
Sorry to burst your bubble, but its true. He dies.
83%
>>63665325
I'd say 85%.
>>63661743
This is the kind of vague, spam-sounding review that must have obviously been written by someone who hasn't seen it. Ever heard of "astroturfing"?
>Every seat aside from the three neck breaker rows are taken for ultra avx showings at every theatre for 4 days in a row
Fuck me I'll just read the spoilers. Don't watch standard unless it's a true imax theatre but those ones are straight sold out
all of the propaganda tweets right now
71% screencap this i am moviedamus
>>63661582
92%
seriously though, 64%
82%, if i got this right, i would be a famous youtuber.
meme%
>>63661582
>there are faggots who actually wait on the edge of their seat to shitpost
